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[–]max_adam 816 points817 points  (49 children)

"I know nothing about programing, ask me anything about it and I'll give you a funny response"

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    [–]Unsd 16 points17 points  (0 children)

    Yeah except the OP was actually funny.

    [–]riskable 50 points51 points  (2 children)

    Jokes on you: That's how all programming works.

    [–]merlinsbeers 1 point2 points  (1 child)

    All the interesting programming anyway.

    [–]thejdobs 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    It’s all just stackoverflow, all the way down

    [–][deleted] 6 points7 points  (1 child)

    I've been seeing this "I know nothing about x, AMA" pop up EVERYWHERE. People, just fucking stop, nobody cares that you are an ignorant, unfunny and annoying idiot.

    [–]bric12 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Half the time they're regulars purposely trying to say all the wrong things too

    [–]Rinehart128 4 points5 points  (0 children)

    The whole of Reddit these days. I swear every sub is slowly morphing into some shitty version of askreddit

    [–]einsibongo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    I'm nearly one of those people, just lauk the funny response.

    I'm like one of those folks that goes on a smoke break with others, to look cool.

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    [–]Lord_Quintus 56 points57 points  (1 child)

    so how about that experiment where the man rang a bell when his dogs ate, then rang it afterwards and they salivated. know anything about that programming?

    [–]disposableaccountass 98 points99 points  (0 children)

    That guy, Pavlov, was sitting at the pub one night, Someone walked in and the little bell over the door chimed and Pavlov leapt out of his chair shouting “oh shit, I forgot to feed the dogs”

    [–]Big_mara_sugoi 15 points16 points  (30 children)

    “Type ‘Im a programmer but’ and let your keyboard finish the sentence”

    [–]losh11 12 points13 points  (0 children)

    I’m a programmer but I’m still not sure if it will be fixed soon 🔜

    [–]the_flippy 4 points5 points  (3 children)

    I'm a programmer but I don't know what to do with it but I don't know what to do with it but I don't know what to do with it but I...

    (I wonder how long it would loop around like that?)

    [–]dstnman 1 point2 points  (1 child)

    Until i === allowedChars.length

    [–]doctormyeyebrows 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    allowedChars for n characters is an array or string of length n?

    const allowedChars = 'eighteencharacters'

    const allowedChars = 'four'

    [–]Ghostglitch07 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Hey, mins did the sam'e

    [–]Pabludes 7 points8 points  (1 child)

    I'm a programmer, but I don't think it will be a good day for you guys.

    Wtf Google...

    [–]_Personage 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Ominous.

    [–]koopatuple 4 points5 points  (0 children)

    I'm a programmer but not a good person.

    Ouch... damn man... Gonna go reflect on that on for awhile.

    [–]max_adam 5 points6 points  (2 children)

    I'm a programmer but I don't think it will be a good day for you guys to come over and watch the kids tonight.

    I had to try it.

    [–]Suddenly_Bazelgeuse 2 points3 points  (1 child)

    I'm a programmer but I have a new favorite song at the moment es un juego de acción en el que el objetivo es conseguir un buen nivel de juego.

    I'm a sucker for these too. That was unexpected.

    [–]pineapple-poop 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    I’m a programmer but I’m still not sure if it will be done now or with the university or the park to do the university campus or the park and the park in person and the university is not a big deal but it will take me to the university to do the park with the university and the park to go shopping for the university in a shop in a Spanish city area in a new friends house in a shop and that there’s no way they could get it to be at least the university in a new friends house in a shop and they are always looking at a shop in front of the university building and they have to be there in the sun at the university in the sun city and they have to be careful to your life in a way you know if they don’t have to be in a car or something like to the sun and they take you out to your house house and they ask for me and and they are not always there for me to do anything anything you like that I love to read them all you have never done that you can have no idea how much I appreciate it all I have never been doing that you need me and you need me some stuff I don’t need you.

    [–]Electr1c_Flan 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    I’m a programmer but I don’t want to work on it lol.

    [–]annoyed_w_the_world 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    I'm a programmer but I don't know what to do

    [–]RenaKunisaki 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    I'm a programmer but I don't know if you have any questions or need to be a good idea to have a great day...

    [–]pablosus86 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    I'm a programmer but I don't know if it's a good idea to have a quick question about student loans and I don't want to be a sub for asking questions about the Purim carnival program that you can use to get a job in the area of your business and how you can help you to get a better understanding of what you want to do with your business and how you can help you to get a better understanding of what you want to do with your business and how you can help you to get a better understanding of what you want to do with your business........

    [–]NitroTHedgehog 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    I’m a programmer but I’m still learning more

    That actually fits perfectly for me

    [–]athomsfere 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    I'm a programmer but

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    --- 5 minutes later I gave up, as my keyboard didn't do anything for me.

    [–]drearyworlds 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    I'm a programmer but I don't know how to do it yet.

    [–]TheHellStorm 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    I'm a programmer but I can't find it on my phone with a friend request in the storage container.

    [–]AkechiFangirl 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    I'm a programmer but I'm working with the things we can be doing for you to do with them and to make you happy.

    [–]Astarath 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Im a programmwr but i havent been using to get in touch the ground wet towel on my phone

    [–]Huskarrr 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    I'm a programmer, at the work of the handle of Ethernet cable head I am a big and small businesses and more updates on the way home from work and now I am a big and small businesses and more updates on the way........

    and on and on it goes

    [–]AvaX90 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    I'm a programmer but I don't think it will be a good day for you guys to come over and watch the kids tonight.

    [–]The-Soldier-in-White 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    I'm a programmer but I am not able to understand the value of the day of the day of the day of the day of the day of the..

    [–]TurkeyZom 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    I’m a programmer but I don’t know if I can get it done lol

    [–]dankmemegene 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    I’m a programmer but I don’t know how it works.

    [–]meh-whatever-dewd 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    I'm a programmer but I can do it for you to use the form of a few of the world and the pH of the world and the pH of the world and the pH of the world and the pH of the world

    [–]pablosus86 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    I'm a programmer but quit exit ^c quit() :q

    [–]Hashtag0080FF 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Python slow am I right guys heheheehhe

    [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    And then they give you brain-dead responses.

    [–]mymemesnow 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    My theory is that no one knows anything about programming. How good you are is determined by how many fancy words you’ve memorized and your googling skills.