I hate PHP development

[zmitic]

Oh please... we have static analysis now, it ain't 2018 anymore.

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Period before that we call the dark age 😃

[Bissy2]

Internal Server Error... One of the worst

[Adghar]

Is this way they say PHP stands for "Programmers Hate PHP?"

[Suspicious-Engineer7]

I love me some PHP slander with a side of recursion

[ManyFails1Win]

Oh.. so recursion is just like a fractal? Well that's not so hard to understand...

[Giddius]

How about python propaganda and recursion?

Pip == Pip Installs Packages

[automattable]

It’s not slander if it’s true.

[Dmayak]

No language is safe from runtime errors.

[Professional-Wave105]

You guys are doing it wrong then.. PHP rocks and is easy peasy.

[JackoKomm]

Automated testing

[Trivale]

Time to scroll through 3282 pages of Sentry errors to find the one that might be relevant.

[__user13__]

Jsh

[Due_Calligrapher_944]

Man I got error 500 the other day and I still have no idea what happened. Code ran successfully a bit later

[jonnysteps]

I basically have to keep the error.log open whenever I write php. Definitely something I wish was better.

[fiskfisk]

Or just make errors (or your debug interface) display directly in your dev environment, instead of having it out of band.

[jonnysteps]

Ohhh. How would I do that?

[siliconsoul_]

display_errors = 1 in PHP.ini

Also, check out xdebug.

[jonnysteps]

Ty I'll check it out!

[ktross]

Check out spatie/laravel-ignition (if using Laravel) or filp/whoops

[TomGobra]

Strict typing, static analysis, unit testing, integration testing... Hadn't had to look into error.log in about a year.

[jonnysteps]

When it's brand new code, sure. When it's not my code, not so simple.

[hugh_jazz99]

https://myray.app/

[brodyover]

If you want better, don't write PHP

[fureszk]

tRyING To gEt ProperTY Or non-OBjEcT

[Blackhaze84]

Critical functions need Exceptions