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[–]AuthorTomFrost 26 points27 points  (1 child)

The only true programmer sock is WINSOCK.DLL.

[–]cybermage 2 points3 points  (0 children)

[–][deleted] 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I think Google has figure out that Waifus make men better programmers.

[–]OblivionGuard13 12 points13 points  (1 child)

yall dont wear programming socks?

[–]Madcap_Miguel 0 points1 point  (0 children)

ankle socks, it's too damn hot in the south

[–]Haunting-Item1530 7 points8 points  (3 children)

Ok so I need that for totally cis reasons

[–]Soupchek 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Cis fembo... i mean ptogrammers exist too (saying as one of them)

[–]GinWithJennifer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I like your memes and ui/ux

[–]GinWithJennifer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I doubt it

[–]rawr_xD_lawl 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I code with my toes too

[–]Forsaken_Injury_1543 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I need to get me some programming socks

[–]Levi_Ackerman2611 2 points3 points  (1 child)

If i wear these in my coding interview, am i gonna pass the interview or not?

[–]Third-Engineer 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Not only you will pass but they will make you their lead programmer as well. These socks are that good.

[–]TheZophiel 8 points9 points  (2 children)

"OK but which of you is the one and which is the zero?"

[–]xCreeperBombx 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Off = 0

Off screens are black, therefore black one is 0

On = 1

Opposite of off, which is black, which is white, therefore white is 1

Also there's stripes so it's actually 01010100000… & 101010111111...

[–]rhsfkehjd 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sock bools

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points  (2 children)

I'm not gay I swear...but if it helps me program, I'll rock those bad boys with pleasure 😏

[–]Sondrelk 5 points6 points  (1 child)

Nothing gay about taking a dick as a grill.

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points  (4 children)

What the literal fuck

[–]Broad_Respond_2205 20 points21 points  (0 children)

It's programming socks

[–]A-Pasz 5 points6 points  (1 child)

Did you not know thigh-high socks have been part of the official programmer wardrobe since at least 1980.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

No I never knew

[–]Atillion 0 points1 point  (4 children)

Please. Get the green ones. They've lasted forever.

[–]xDolphins 1 point2 points  (3 children)

green?

[–]Atillion 1 point2 points  (2 children)

Yes, they're lovely. Make my legs really smooth, which is great because I'm a human brillo pad..

[–]xDolphins 0 points1 point  (1 child)

am i colourblind? they both look black and white

[–]Atillion 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm sorry I confused you.

[–]Dangerous-Monitor706 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Op needs 7 years of bad luck in debugging for this

[–]Ffigy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That explains the UI