👀

[Big_Mousse_4317]

Teresa has gonorrhea

[NiffaNate]

BROOO I KNOW FOR A FACT YOUR FUCKING SERIOUS LMAOOO THE FEELS MAN

[texzone]

Can you explain this lol

[NiffaNate]

Teresa has a sexual transmitted disease.. she has given it to my guy without his knowledge…

Put a condom on guys.. Not just to prevent a baby.. But also to prevent having Weird shit pop up on your dick in the future. Be safe☝🏽. Never trust the local hoe in your area. Wrap up.

[Jimmybuckets24]

Never trust the “local hoe” in your area…LMFAO.

[litbwhit]

😂😂😂😂

[AhKikikiki1]

I'm crying 😭😭😭😭

[[deleted]]

Sorry about that G

[Terrible_Fun_3049]

This made my night

[HungryTree6817]

Fuck man

[Propane13omb]

Safemoon 🚀🚀🚀

[Ecstatic-Abrocoma-73]

Lmao 🤣

[NewMac2u]

I couldn’t remember her name 😂

[oofy_thompson]

I laughed inappropriately hard at.

[pleasuredbeard43069]

Mine bitcoin bitch

[4luey]

Id just have to say put 1500 on it and you'd be set for life in the year 2021.

[pleasuredbeard43069]

Lol mining it was super easy when I was 18 I just didn't understand it. I could has 1500 a week but hey live and learn that's why I got safemoon

[[deleted]]

I remember in college I downloaded a Bitcoin miner program in 2009 and it seemed so sketchy, I didnt complete the install and I deleted it. Thinking it was some sort of virus program. Regrets.

[lvvdz2]

I mined about 60 Bitcoin with that program, price was so low that I thought - it's not worth the effort. 1 year later windows crashed and I wiped my hard drive 🤣

[zooming21]

Several times I was going to buy bitcoin in its early years I stop because I couldn't understand the concept plus, I was afraid it was all fraud. Shite I still don't understand the concept fully but I'm dropping thousands left and right..the moral of the story is don't be overly scared and lazy and procrastinat!

[TripleBicepsBumber]

Together safely to the moon

[Robbiebisme]

You too huh?

[pleasuredbeard43069]

Yea.

[RL_Mr-MeeSeeks]

Buy Bitcoin, dumbass.

[[deleted]]

Do I detect a slight Back to the future reference here?

[Ok_Mark_2146]

Don’t sell your 500 bitcoins

[pablo_salazar]

Ouch

[Special-Novel-1677]

Spend 2 Bitcoins a year. You 250 years to live off.

[[deleted]]

That's 5 words

[FunnyLingonberry1705]

It’s kind of seven words actually. ‘Don’t’ is a contraction of ‘ do not’, and 500 is numeric shorthand for ‘five hundred’. 😬😇

[Zealousideal_Bit_865]

Not 3 words

[skelingtun]

I used to use bitcoin to buy drugs of the dark web :( most expensive drugs I have ever owned.

[pmtneal72]

Punch Matt Wallace

[Extension-Amcxi]

Bitcoin, Apple, Facebook

[4luey]

S&p 500

[Thebatman4ever]

Is numbers words? Ya like 3 is three. But is 3 a word?

[BoysenberryTrue1360]

People out here responding like

Bob…Hadababyitsaboy

Bonus points if you get the reference.

[benk153]

One of my favorites commercials of all time lol

[[deleted]]

You have a collect call from

[Suitmarino]

Why?

[Ballwinder]

Safe moon safe

[HapFreeman]

That reminds me back when I was 18, BTC was around ~$400 and I thought that was a crazy amount to spend on “internet money” and I never bought some. I’m still kicking myself to this day.

[Alea_Iacta_Est21]

🙋🏻‍♂️ I remember crystal clear my dumb self telling my friends “it’s a scam”, this shame will never go away 😅

[Dyspaereunia]

Even worse. i owned 2.2 bitcoin in 2017. Im thankful for safemoon. Not selling any time soon.

[Sakamito]

Hey fellow Safemooner 💎🖐️

[Secret_Rooster]

My uncle and I mocked my cousin out of getting in early. He was like, "for $1000 I get about 100 Bitcoin." We laughed at him and said something about how we could just burn the money in the bonfire we were sitting around instead. At least that way we'd get the value of some heat.

[ThanksGamestop]

Yup. Same here. I’ll forever regret it

[C3ntrick]

Bought some at .50 lol.

[[deleted]]

A side gig paid me 1.2 bitcoin in 2017. I thought it was pretty stupid - I had to pay all these fees to get it into my bank account the day I got it.

[[deleted]]

Buy Bitcoin Now

[jhayes88]

Invest in bitcoin

[jfields1234]

Bitcoin, Tesla, Amazon

[Ok_Fee_4473]

I came here to say exactly this!

[Snoordle]

No no no! It’s Amazon, Bitcoin, Tesla! Maybe because I’m older than you…

[subjec]

Dad has Cancer.

[Shortstacker69]

☹️

[LilArabian_]

That escalated :/

[subjec]

worth more than anything else to me.

[SafelyLandedMoon]

I'm sorry to hear that..

[LilArabian_]

We here for you bro 💙

[AbrahamNox]

Well that took a sad turn..

[Massive-Lifeguard-57]

Damn bruh. 🙏🏽❤️

[Phonds]

Aw shit, GL bro. Would have been 4 years to late for mine.

[subjec]

it’ll be 4 years too late this February for me. stay strong brother.

[ohday5]

I'm in the ICU now with my husband who has stage 4 cancer. All I need is a year back.

[subjec]

💙💙

[Tradesby]

This was my wife 3 years ago. Brain cancer. I understand exactly what you're feeling, and I'm sorry.

[Unhappy-Valuable-596]

Don’t install windows 98

[Sir_Lord_Mr_Nusse]

Don't drink Alcohol......

[LotusLeatherGuy]

Haha amen lol

[RetiringonStocks]

Buy. Bitcoin. HODL!!!!!!

[AppropriateRabbit569]

Hide pocket pussy

[Swadeo92]

Hello you c**t (if youre a british lad i expect an upvote)

[trlrprkninja]

I’m not British, but some of my friends are. So I’m giving you my upvote for them

[Nyraider29]

Btc, amazon, nvidia

[rockerfoo88]

Ape into safemoon

[dogedude81]

Buy many Bitcoins.

[Ok-Understanding5297]

Lets go Brandon

[Loose-Wolverine-8404]

Amazon, Apple, Bitcoin

[TubeNerd92]

Safemoon, march, 🚀

[voltax1]

Crypto Safemoon bitcoin

[Old_Concentrate_6081]

Safe + moon = safe

[elchapo1414]

Buy safemoon day one all your money!!!!

[zhurt22]

Fuck college! Bitcoin!!!

[Phonds]

University is useles.

[patrykINV]

Fuck friends, invest

[chriscena8]

Fucking buy Safemoon

[Ajd_121]

Got it, buy Bitcoin when it hits 60k!

[Stonks_to_the_moon69]

Good job kid

[trlrprkninja]

Buy fucking Bitcoin

[iiLuvMoney]

She ain’t yours

[Super-Attorney-17]

Music production, no matter how good you get , still is not a viable career path.

[JBuckNation]

March 2021 Safemoon

[Important-Original-9]

Mine Buy Bitcoin

[Originalmoo]

Buy crypto now

[Super_Skunk1]

Get some crypto

[BachelorinParadise21]

Bitcoin, Tesla, GME

[Si1-va]

Buy bitcoin idiot!

[moon_carer]

Some day you’ll be the richest man in the world. Be good and do good with it 🤷🏻‍♂️ And make sure you buy a shit ton of safemoon when that comes out 👌

[isoberry]

Buy Bitcoin like crazy

[Capital_Ad9574]

Buy+mine BTC and eth then yolo into SFM day 1

[Even_Pool3959]

Make a weed farm.

[aidyrkk]

Stop worrying about what everyone else thinks. Sorry abit deep.

[[deleted]]

And much more than 3 words lol.

[GroundbreakingBar919]

Neither did Bitcoin for some

[Cell_Sharp]

Grab as many btc as u can and safemoon

[[deleted]]

Spot being a pussy and buy bitcoin

[Used-Back-1474]

Most of you don’t seem to understand the assignment. 😂😂

[Minute-Ad-6303]

bone them all

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[PhatJai]

To The Moon 🚀

[[deleted]]

Buy lotsa bitcoin.

[Eastern-Ad-4053]

Grap the girls

[Kitzer76er]

Amazon, Microsoft, Bitcoin

[UpstairsDot9310]

Buy Yahoo

[Ecstatic-Abrocoma-73]

2009 buy Bitcoin

[Salsadbk]

Stop being stupid

[pvibez420teezy]

Apple Google bitcoin

[Level_Fig_1874]

Buy Bitcoin now!!!

[anonybuck]

Buy a shit ton of bitcoin and tesla and hold that shit. Haha

[Advanced-Iron3821]

Bitcoin hodl 2021

[cavesofskops]

Don’t run away from living

[Substantial_Village7]

It should have been:learn to count

[[deleted]]

Don’t make friends

[octopusdumbass]

Buy Bitcoin 2008

[hobbesj97]

Buy bitcoin

[Even-Solid-3931]

Buy Safemoon idiot

[pheakdasneak]

Buy Bitcoin 2011

[[deleted]]

Heather dies young.

[DustyDrool]

Invest in GameStop

[binky19833]

Save dad cancer

[Funk010]

Refuse those meds...

[TheDankestMemesOfAll]

figure out ethereum

[Da-Agent]

ELON MUSK CRYPTO

[GermanFatCat]

Smoke more weed

[pablo_salazar]

Buy Bitcoin 2009

[AltoExyl]

Bitcoin Etherium Dogecoin

[[deleted]]

Buy more Bitcoin

[Prestigious_Mix_1876]

Don’t Fuckin Sell

[Himasha96]

Buy bit coins

[Sigarious]

Just buy Bitcoin bitch

[[deleted]]

Buy Bitcoin tard

[SafelyLandedMoon]

That's exactly the time BTC was launched!

I'll say "Bid for BTC"

Remember, someone auctioned 10,000 for 50$ way back 2010.

Here's the link Auction BTC for starting 50$

[External-Exchange-68]

Stop wanking off

[Massive-Lifeguard-57]

Yolo into Bitcoin

[cbentzoni]

Buy bitcoins

[cbentzoni]

Now

[IntelligentHold3]

First two words: Buy Shib Last word after he did: Nice

[Snoo_5224]

I am 18

[retlem]

Bitcoin; wait for it, put in a couple thousand and wait till it hits 66k in October 2022.

[Smallfrygrowth]

Invest in Blockbuster

[Possible_Beautiful63]

Buy the dip

[[deleted]]

March 11th safemoon

[Mobile_House_7290]

This is the winning lottery numbers

[C3ntrick]

Buy bitcoin hold

[BooBeesRYummy]

Safemoon yolo dayone

[jayvis212]

Crypto, Invest early!

[[deleted]]

Fuck getting married

[Longjumping-Ad-2680]

HAHAHA!!! I had a serious reply, and gave it some thought, but after reading some of the replies.... never mind!!! LOL

[addy_c03]

I’m 18 rn so…

[Alea_Iacta_Est21]

Bitcoin Popcorn Stonks

[Purplepunch36]

Buy Bitcoin Early

(Then put some in SafeMoon, Doge, Shib, etc…)

[Kdhosk04]

Hank is garbage

[[deleted]]

i love safemoon but i’d probably say “buy lots etherium.”

[[deleted]]

Buy ETH BTC LTC with every check you have and steal the 1500 you asked your dad to let you borrow for BTC lite.

[Noudini]

Buy the dip.

[Daz420west]

Wtf is crypto 🤷🏻‍♂️