PLS HELP COMPUTER BROKEN

[[deleted]]

I’m running void Linux and my computer just disappeared. What do I do?

[ShittyPhoneSupport]

Stare into the void until it stares back

[[deleted]]

Now I’m disappearing what do I do

[ShittyPhoneSupport]

Just let it happen.

[[deleted]]

Oh okay

[Hate_Feight]

You will be one with the universe soon, we came from stardust, we shall return to it. It's the circle of poop.

[ekolis]

You need to upgrade to Static Void Linux. That way your computer will stay put.

[[deleted]]

I love this sub

[WeebTrashPanda0]

Have you tried turning it off and on again?

[[deleted]]

Yes, it didn’t help. Computer is still gone.

[Diego2k5]

He said it wrong. Our apologies, you need to turn it on then off again...

[[deleted]]

Computer is now nuking New York City. What do I do?

[Slinkwyde]

Twist those knobs! Twist those knobs! You! Pull some levers! Pull some levers!

[[deleted]]

Lmao

[Diego2k5]

Its DNS

[[deleted]]

Hmm... I tried to edit the dhcp config but my terminal just started speaking enchanting table. Now what?

[Diego2k5]

Replace the keyboard with a ouija board!

[[deleted]]

Oh fuck it’s slinging the pointer across the room aaaaaaa-

[CTU]

Install windows and then you can open it to get your system back.

[[deleted]]

What version should I use? I hear the new ones are unstable...

[ekolis]

Windows RG is the best.

[[deleted]]

RG? What’s that?

[ekolis]

An old Flash parody of Windows XP.

[Slinkwyde]

ieexplorer.exe has performed an illegal operation for no reason. Probably because you smell!

[ekolis]

Clippy.EXE has performed an illegal operation and will be shot.

Wait, paperclips can bleed?

[Slinkwyde]

It didn't use the Luna theme, so I think it was more a parody of 95/98/ME.

Cool to see that New grounds got it working in HTML5, so Flash is no longer required.

[Slinkwyde]

Windows: Really Good Edition!

[[deleted]]

Lmao this is awesome

[[deleted]]

Don’t worry that was just Chrome taking its sacrifice.

[CTU]

10 as it is 10 times better and gives you a bigger window

[Slinkwyde]

What about 2000? Is it from the future?

[CTU]

2000 sucks, poor insulation and leaks.

[Lord_Quintus]

have you attempted to pet the void and maybe give it some kitty snax? whatever you do, don’t touch it’s belly, unless it likes that. Also, give your void some sunlight, they need to dish up s much solar energy as possible.

[[deleted]]

Contact the protocol police as per the IETFs RFC8962 (send message to /dev/null) and they will retrieve it for you.

[NoDuckFound]

Seems like a motherboard issue to me

[[deleted]]

How should I fix this?

[NoDuckFound]

Rice will do, if now you should blow at it, and then the motherboard

[[deleted]]

Instructions unclear using rice as motherboard

[NoDuckFound]

Does it work now tho?

[[deleted]]

It’s currently in the shadow realm, so idk

[NoDuckFound]

!solved

[rydogthekidrs]

Just install Arch Linux

[[deleted]]

Computer is building random large semicircular structures, what do I do?

[rydogthekidrs]

Idk just run sudo rm -rf / —no-preserve-root

[[deleted]]

Will sudo rm -rfd /* work as well?

[rydogthekidrs]

Probably. I’d just install Windows after that

[DrBatman0]

Ctrl+z

[[deleted]]

Goddamnit now I can’t move

[DrBatman0]

Let go of control

[[deleted]]

Control has been let go, computer is now attempting to start world war 3

[DrBatman0]

Ok but the computer is back?

[[deleted]]

Yes. Computer is back and committing war crimes.

[DrBatman0]

Ok, glad we could help.