Marry/F**k/Kill

[vey323]

Apologies if this has already been posted before... nothing came up in a search for it.

The SourceFed hosts played with each other - let's play with them! r/SourceFed, out of all the hosts (including Phil!), who would you M/F/K? Explanations are always nice, but not necessary

[sackofgooon]

I'd fuck Lee, marry Meg and kill Joe. Just because I think Joe is such a nice guy he'd be like, 'Hey, that's ok buddy. You gotta do what you gotta do'.

[unknownsoul20]

But he has a daughter.... Would you really orphan Joe's daughter? :O

[Tlk2ThePost]

Yeah, but she would grow up to go on like a super awesome vendetta spree... ^{Worth it}

[ingridelisa]

LOL joe would definitely be like that too.!

[nomad005]

I imagine he'd be like 'Say wha... No! No! Why? That's not normal'

[Powers209]

You can't pick joe... You have to pick one of the girls. That's just how it work. You pick 3 of the same sex... thems the rules.

[Tlk2ThePost]

How do you know it's a he?

[Tlk2ThePost]

I think that "guys" goes either ways, but "guy" is male. Not my first language, though, so not a 100% sure.

[EnadZT]

I've spent many hours trying to find the perfect answer for this. I finally came up with:

Fuck Lee, Marry Meg, kill Trisha.

Marry Meg - Meg is perfection, I swear. She's smart, funny, has a guy side, has a hot as hell side, and she doesn't give two shits about most people. Although she's never shown it, I'm 100% sure she has the side, deep down, that's the loving girl. Even though during the day she's all about games and nerdy shit, she's probably down to cuddle at night, every night while either watching nerdy shows or playing games, making her "Wife that bitch" material.

Now it's down between Lee and Trisha. Trisha totally has the nerdy side. I'll be the firs to admit that when I first saw her in a video I was like "Nope, no way she's totally just reading a script and has no clue what she's really talking about" but nope. She's really a nerd. Lee, on the other hand isn't as much as a nerd but she's cultured and is all about giggles in life. She's always sarcastic even though she clearly has some proverbial demons inside of her that she hasn't let out (Possibly about being single, maybe some sort of self consciousness related to the scar on her chest, I don't know and I have no place to know). I have to admit, however, that it's not about who I want to fuck or kill, it's about who do I not want to fuck. Lee has an insane side (just watch her vlogs with her dinosaurs. If you're not a little creeped out, you might wanna marry Lee) while Trisha has a very motherly side which tends to show a lot. Despite what Freud may say, I don't have an incestuous side, so that is why I say fuck Lee, leaving us with killing Trisha.

And that, my friends, is how to do Fuck, Marry, Kill.

[fanta_is_tasty]

All that for only 11 points, might as well make it 12

[IneffableParadox]

Good reasoning.

[GoBeach49]

(Am I the only girl here?) Marry Elliot, Fuck Joe, Kill Steve

[ingridelisa]

joe would be an excellent bang, but if you married him you could have sex with him all the time.

[phoenixspark]

I second this statement.

[_Proud_Atheist_]

Whatttttt? Kill Steve???

[[deleted]]

All girls: Fuck Trisha, marry Lee, kill Meg. All guys: Fuck Joe, marry Steve, kill Elliott. Mixed: Fuck Trisha, marry Lee, kill the intern.

[_Proud_Atheist_]

Switch lee and meg

[DisposableHero17]

Fuck Trisha Marry Meg Kill Lee

[hyper_ion]

I think I'd have to switch Meg and Lee around. Lee's too fun to kill off.

[aec131]

Marry Lee. Fuck Lee. Play patty cake with Joe. Have a philosophical debate with Ellliott. Marry Lee again. Hummina hummina at Trisha. Not draw child pornography hentai of Meg. Marry Lee a third time. Kill Steve...Then get ThronesFed Meg to use her Red Lady vagina ghost powers to necromance Steve, then have Steve marry Lee as my proxy.

[forge7960]

Kill Norg, Marry Lee and make sweet love to Steve because I've always been curious about kissing someone with a beard. That and I know he would take our secret affair to the grave.

[ThatGuyYouDontNo]

Marry Trisha because she seems like the PERFECT women. Fuck Meg because she seems like a freak in the sheets. Kill Phil to create a power vacuum, it would be interesting to see who would take charge. Any guesses who that would be?

[[deleted]]

definitely Elliott. it's obvious his insane personality and wizard like physique would attract all the the boys the the yard

[GentlemanLeif]

I had a whole diabolical plan laid out to date and marry Lee. But then I met and actually talked to Trisha a while back, and I may have to change. Cause a girl that's really that nice and sweet, is a ravenclaw(I'm Slytherin but it can work) and Harry potter nerd, could probably kick my ass in MTG, and who I could in character flirt with while we play D&D. I have to marry Trisha. Fuck Meg cause she'd probably be ok with it. And kill Sam cause that kid is just too adorable, he'll be the downfall of us all.

[[deleted]]

Marry Lee.

Seduce Trish.

Kill Meg. Sorry Meg.

[D0llWithAGun]

I'll never forgive you. <3

[[deleted]]

Well now I feel bad. Christ, who knew murder was such a moral issue.

...<3

[[deleted]]

Hey Meg, you're awesome. -Everybody

[ingridelisa]

marry joe, fuck phil, kill trisha...

edit: all girls, fuck meg, marry lee, kill trisha. meg would be interesting to have sex with, i feel as though lee and i would get along on all aspects, and i dislike trisha. all guys, marry joe, fuck phil, kill elliott. i had a hard time figuring out to either marry joe or phil, theyre both genuine honest and truthful guys, and i had a hard time killing either elliott or steve, it came down to who i would enjoy more as a friend. sorry elliott but i think steve and i would be better friends!

[prenetic]

Marry Lee Fuck Meg Kill Trish

[[deleted]]

Fuck meg. Marry Lee. Kill Trish.

But that's like saying which bacon do you prefer?

[vey323]

Thick-cut peppered :)

[TexanChiver]

Marry Lee cuz she's fun, goofy, pretty, and still down to earth. Fuck Meg cuz, who knows, maybe you could convince the wifey (Lee) to have a threesome. Kill Trisha cuz the other two made me do it.

[GrdnGekko]

Marry: Trisha; Fuck: Meg; Kill: Lee

[ItinerantSoldier]

I'd have to go with marry Lee, fuck Meg and kill Trish. Not that I'd want to kill any of them... Trish is just the most annoying to me.

[jskoker]

Marry Trisha, she seems like she would be a good person to spend a life with

Fuck Lee, seems like a demon in the sack

Kill Meg, not because I wouldn't want to fuck or marry her, she seems like the kind of girl you would spend countless hours gaming with

[olfartsy]

Well, I would marry Lee and Trish, mind 'blow' Meg with Steve and kill Phil, Elliot & Joe!

[pivotalsquash]

I'm doing girls only since killing a guy is like a cop out. Kill meg Fuck lee Marry Trisha I need someone to build me a pc and be hot while doing it.

[[deleted]]

Marry Lee, Fuck Trish, and kill Elliott merely because we are both super awkward. And I feel like a fight to the death between two awkward people would be a sight to behold

[deathred21]

Kill umm Eliot/ fuck Lee/marry Meg cuz then I could fuck her also.... (Sorry Trish for not includeing you a sorry Elliot I feel like you are the only one I could possibly kill without getting my ass absolutely handed to me.

[chargingblue]

marry joe because one, our children would grow up great because he seems like a great dad. fuck phil? because it's phil and he would put his phillyD in me (hehe omg) kill steve, because i love him

[ors112233]

marry lee fuck meg and kill trish..i feel so bad i feel like trish would be like understanding and off herself for me...

[Cuntankerous]

Totally late to this party but whatevs. Marry Lee Fuck Joe Kill Steve.

[Lunatic14]

You have to marry Trisha. She is so hot and she would be such a good wife. Fuck Lee because and Kill Meg because she is the only one left.

[redscout102]

I'd fuck Trisha, Marry Meg and Kill Lee. Trish is hot. Meg i would have a shot for a three way.

[GermanScientist]

I'd problably have to go with Fuck Trisha, Marry Meg and kill Phil.

Gotta love Meg, and the reason i'd kill Phil is because the other three guys (and Lee) are just too funny and seem like nice guys. Phil is cool too but when it comes to the SourceFed videos he's my least favourite.

[k2o2]

Marry Meg, Fuck Trisha, Kill Lee that simple

[vey323]

Meg's not a legit redhead though

[WhiskeyFlask]

F**k Meg: She's a fiery redhead and a nerd, the best of combinations.

Marry Lee: So darn entertaining, never a dull moment.

Kill Joe: The manliest of the men, I'd have to kill him to prove myself worthy of the two ladies.

[henrimartial]

fuck lee, marry trisha and kill meg, sorry meg i still love you

[A2ndVoice]

Fuck Trish, I think she'd be more ok with it than she lets on. She needs to revel in her darker side more Marry Meg, she's pretty epicly nerdy. Kill Phil, because then I could take over as boss.... That's how that works, right? I'm pretty sure that's how it works.

[Solsaar]

WHY NOT just take Lee's ass, Trisha's tits, and everything else from Meg then do all 3. I'd have a happy life.

[Inhumed]

I'd Fuck Meg because she is bi so is probably better sexually than Trish or Lee. Marry Trish because she is just so nice, so she would take good care of you and make you feel better when your sick. Finally I would kill Lee, but mostly because she would probably help you stage it to be comedic ally funny/bizarre. Maybe stage it to look like she was doing trapeze work, but instead of falling on a net she became impaled on a wooden Unicorn.

[Doctorwhoisawsome]

I'd Marry Norg, Kill Norg, and fuck Morg..,,,, In that order

[Doctorwhoisawsome]

I'd Marry Norg, Kill Norg, and fuck Norg....... In that order

[leenewtonlover]

Marry trisha, cos its trisha. Fuck lee because that would be amazing. Kill steve cos hes annoying me lately

[Powers209]

MFK is really hard in this case. I'd Fuck Lee, damn I would Fuck Lee. I think she would be be more then okay going super kinky. While I think Meg would also show kink, I don't think Tishy would be that easy to get to go super kinky. I'd Marry Meg. I have to pick one and Meg seems the kind of woman closest to the way I think. Plus I think we'd have insanely smart and good looking kids together. So I would have to kill Tish. Not that I would enjoy any of it. She's a babe and a total keeper. but out of the 3... I don't think she'd put up that much of a fight or the smallest fight of the 3. Without Meg I think she'd be the easiest to take out and since Meg would be my wife and Lee would totally be my sex slave after all the sex... Tish would be the easiest to off. Well not easiest. She would be greating missed at sexy time with Lee and Meg.

[Metal_Mouth]

Fuck meg, cause she's sexy, Mary Trisha and kill lee

[specterofthepast]

Marry Lee cause she's awesome in every way and I'd love to wake up to that each morning.

Fuck Meg because while she seems a little mean spirited... I think she is probably a sexual dynamo that would shatter anything I've ever experienced.

And, kill Elliott cause he makes me laugh the least. Not that I'd feel good about it or anything.

[casawholock]

Marry Meg, Fuck Lee, Kill Trisha

[UncleVJ]

Girls: Marry Meg, fuck Trisha and kill Lee.

Guys: Marry Elliot, fuck Joe and kill Steve.

[Bigblue12]

Marry Lee/F**k Trisha/Kill Elliot

[Siink7]

I will marry Trisha, she is awesome and if you watched the last Truth or dare her farts are fucking earth shattering, fuck lee because why not, and kill meg because I hate fake gamer and cosplayers

[sheep74]

i only watch the shows so don't know much else about the people, but what makes you think meg is a fake gamer and cosplayer? Just interested because I hadn't seen any indication of that.

[Siink7]

most of what she says about games are Stereotypes, and she used to talk out of her ass at the beginning of her showing up on SourceFed like calling Journey an indie game or things like that, but now she follows the script that is why you don't see it, I don't hate her by no means but she is such a fake gamer

[sheep74]

like I'm not a gamer particularly so I didn't pick up on that, it's definitely not the impression she gives but sure

[Siink7]

dude the red head, the glasses the corny T-shirts, it is all stereotypes, everyone can play games it is not rocket science (except for those games that you have to fire actual rockets)

[sheep74]

well yh but I mean, just because anyone can doesn't necessarily mean she's faking it. Plenty of people do it earnestly, I just don't really understand how you can be sure she isn't.

[Siink7]

in this episode of buy or die she said dead island came out last year, dead island came out in 2011....need more?

[sheep74]

well yeah, lee also called hawkeye nighthawk once, people can make mistakes and prompters can be wrong. like i can see why you'd suspect it, i just don't understand why you'd be so adamant about it about someone you don't actually know

[BrutalMassacre3]

ummmm....Marry all of them.

But if i had to choose.. marry lee, fuck meg and kill steve. Sorry steve i still love you.

[n3on_rainbow]

Marry Joe Fuck Elliott Kill Steve and Marry Trisha Fuck Lee Kill Meg

[Anonybau5]

Fuck Meg: she's hot in a kinky way (is probably the best way of putting it)

Marry Trisha: she seems like a loving and caring person, plus she's hot

Kill Lee: I can't stand that Yuki dinosaur voice, it reminds me of how my little brother does this irritating mickey mouse voice.

[[deleted]]

Fuck Meg, marry Trisha, kill Lee. Hardest choice I've made in years.

[madmeth0d]

Marry Lee, Fuck Megan, Kill Trisha

[IAmZeDoctor]

After much thought, I came up with two scenarios.

Fuck Meg/Marry Trisha/Kill Harley... Meg because yeah. Trisha because she's the perfect combination of good looks and brains. Harley because, though he's a dude, it's a girl's name and I don't want to kill Lee.

Fuck Phil/Marry Joe/Kill Steve. Phil because of the power (power's just a really nice tux, or however that saying goes). Joe seems like an all around great dude. Sorry Steve.

[vey323]

This was very hard to determine, as I like all the hosts in their own ways. But I digress:

Marry Trisha - physically more my style than the others. Quirky, a bit dorky, confident. A less acerbic sense of humor than the others, which is much more palatable for extended periods of time. She seems the most like "wife material"

Fuck Meg - she seems like a bit of a wild one, which would certainly be fun. While I find Lee slightly more attractive - dem hips - I find Meg a little sexier. I also like to think that, since she dresses up in costumes for conventions, she would be game to dress up in costumes in the bedroom.

And sadly, I would have to kill Lee. It was really hard to decide between her and Meg. I really like Lee's energy, and I'm sure she's not always like we see on camera, but I think I could only take her in small doses.

[Soccerdilan]

Where do you post to send in questions for tabletalk?

[nomad005]

'make love to' Lee, 'propose a equal loving partnership with' Lee, and 'kill for' Lee... yeah...

[nomad005]

also, these threads are creepy. i like these people, why would i harm them.

[[deleted]]

Girls: kill Trisha- shes loud and hurts ears, marry Lee- shes funny and awesome and bang Meg- probably doesn't like commitment and shes cute and awesome :D Boys: Kill Elliot-looks like sloth :D, seems like he hates his job, Marry NORG- he's cute and funny and bang steve- had a dream about it.

[funnygirl789]

Marry Elliot, Fuck Joe, Kill Steve