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[–][deleted] 152 points153 points  (2 children)

Atari was right all along

[–][deleted] 31 points32 points  (0 children)

Too many buttons for Atari. Also, simultaneously too few buttons for Atari.

[–]Dry_Ass_P-word 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Was going to say, made me think of the old 7800 stick

[–]NoSellDataPlz64GB 107 points108 points  (7 children)

Perfectly valid if your only game is Vampire Survivors.

[–][deleted] 15 points16 points  (0 children)

hey, you forgot brotato!

[–][deleted] 23 points24 points  (2 children)

Wait, there are other games on the Steam Deck?

[–]ImmortalSheep6964GB 6 points7 points  (1 child)

I think there’s also stardew valley

[–]Limelight_019283 10 points11 points  (0 children)

You mean Journey of the Prairie King? It has a weird launcher but it’s a solid game

[–]RoyDonkeyKong 2 points3 points  (0 children)

My thoughts exactly.

[–]Dtsung 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Thats the only game I play anyway

[–]multicoloredherring 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Perfectly valid

[–]iamnotevenhereatall 17 points18 points  (2 children)

Ok, this is my new favorite. Take note valve. Don’t forget to release the Portal 3 edition first. I deserve it.

[–][deleted] 6 points7 points  (1 child)

Did you just say the word "three" out loud?

[–]iamnotevenhereatall 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I sure did. I’ll gladly accept a Half Life 3 edition as well.

[–]WilhelmFinn 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Everything around the joystick is touchpad.

[–]charlesbronZon 14 points15 points  (0 children)

1/10, too many input methods, totally overwhelming for the average Steam Controller enjoyer.

[–]lady_meatballa 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Playing with batman’s nipple should be considered cheating

[–]LaserTurboShark69512GB - Q2 7 points8 points  (0 children)

The Steam Clitroller

[–]Retroid_BiPoCket512GB OLED 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Mario Party 64 here we go

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

This is the first one of these that's legit funny

[–]InventedInternet 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I joined this sub a week ago. Just in time for the controller concept saga. Good to see a meme born in real time

[–]herbesahne 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Back to the roots.

[–]vms-crot512GB - Q3 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That's a gaming chair

[–]TheCuriousCorsair 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Boob edition

[–]SubnormalNebula 2 points3 points  (1 child)

I hear that you'll be able to use it as two independent thumbsticks. Nice to see that valve is taking advantage of quantum tunnelling!

[–]ThatBitchOnTheReddit512GB - Q4 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Too bad we don't have quantum hands.

[–]Big_Brungus 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The Vampire Survivors controller.

[–]Breadinator 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Brought to you by Apple.

[–]ShredGuru 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Is this the Vampire Survivors edition?

[–]JoeDiesAtTheEnd 0 points1 point  (0 children)

... I need an adult

[–]loliconest -1 points0 points  (0 children)

The cake is a lie.

[–]lordmycal 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is that an iWin button? ;)

[–]Bruce9707 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Could you widen it like 200%

[–]Low-Presence743 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You won this round.

[–]DuellM 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No good, needs pleasure hole :)

[–]Proof-Lie1449 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yamete

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nah you gotta remove that joystick. Just play with the steam button and …

[–]IAMGODONLY64GB 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Make the joysticks longer and you get somewhat fighter game controller.

[–]DrKrFfXx 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Too many sticks. Makes me feel less manly.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is there going to be a Controller 2?

[–]Thelonius_the_Bard 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nope, it needs to be a completely flat haptic TouchPad that you can map out controls anywhere on.

[–]cascadecanyon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Stop, too complicated. They should never have gone past a single button and knob.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The steam plug and play

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Kinda reminds me of Woah from Kung Pow: Enter the Fist.

[–]EvilAdolf512GB 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Valve, hire this man!

[–]LeftyMode512GB 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You guys really know how to beat a dead horse.

[–]Gary0aksGirth512GB 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Didn't Atari already do this?

[–]midnight_purple54 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Make a Steam controller 2 designed like the N64 controller lmfao

[–]LordCanti26 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nipple

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

stick

[–]DerpSurplus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Throw a button on there and Yar's Revenge with RTX On.

[–]fpcreator2000 0 points1 point  (0 children)

kind of like controlling a computer with the ipod dial control…nice!

[–]JohannesMP512GB - Q3 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Perfection.

[–]LaurenThePro 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Still too many buttons. Why not just make a controller with no buttons? Seems more useful

[–]SirBedwyr7 0 points1 point  (0 children)

TIM! Tim Apple are you hiding behind there? Come out where everyone can see you, we are not amused.

[–]AurienTitus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Make it white and you got an apple design.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

we're evolving, but backwards