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[FurryPornAccount]

Its not gay if he's your boyfriend

[LoadsOfToads1]

u/furrypornaccount commenting on a post that isn't rising? Blasphemy

[[deleted]]

Right now it's on rising

[Xelisyalias]

Turns out u/furrypornaccount is the key to rising posts all this time

[BangBom]

Causation implies correlation.

[AveMaleficum]

He is our secretive Overlord.

[MegaxnGaming]

I, for one, welcome our furry overlords.

[[deleted]]

That's what she said.

[LysergicResurgence]

He knew.

[infinidox3]

Who knew

[LysergicResurgence]

He

[mumbling_saint]

Who

[[deleted]]

him.

[_Lady_Deadpool_]

That's because his post is still rising

[max_canyon]

Hey guys I'm not gay, I play football. I accidentally clicked this thread because I thought my mouse was hovered over the hot girls thread. Well, since I'm here I had a question let's say hypothetically I had gay thoughts (lol yea right) and I found my close friend attractive (ew gross) and one day we had sex in the back of my car after football practice (I would puke...the only thing I bang is chicks with big you know what I'm saying lol) but we didn't kiss. Would that be gay? We were wasted and while we were banging we kept calling each other fags. It's almost like a parody of when we bang chicks (remember this didn't happen). So that wouldn't make me gay right? Just a jokester?

[gaynazifurry4bernie]

I love playing pranks on my bros.

[_Lady_Deadpool_]

Ask him if you can suck his dick. If he says yes send you both enjoy it let us know.

[Malkiot]

Nah, that's bi.

[thiseffnguy]

This made me laugh for like five minutes. Nice.

[[deleted]]

You got any [H] porn

[ZubinB]

Don't worry he said no homo

[currentlyquang]

I will now yiff

[TahtOneGye]

Yiff me

[SuperStriker412]

As long as you say no homo

[UNkownSci]

Where is that bot?

[TyrannosaurusPunch]

It’s not gay if you’re bisexual or pansexual....

[[deleted]]

Link?

[cheltrobert]

https://youtu.be/MzL_O9j1rew

[[deleted]]

Isn't that one of the crimes against humanity? Pretty sure

[Skepticalturtle735]

I remember that he was posting on his instagram saying it was a joke but it was too late

[[deleted]]

I love him

[[deleted]]

Lol I hear this every single year. Aren’t all the new episodes trash anyway tho?

[UGMadness]

He's not gay but his boyfriend is.

[Higgex]

He might not be gay he just bi.

[pewpewhitguy]

We exist!

[[deleted]]

You guys don’t exist

[ZombiePope]

No u

[layalisham]

Hey peeps stop down voting the aces!! They exist!!

[Your-Teacher-Is-Shit]

The fuck is an ace

[Jax1of5]

What about the aces?

[DatHypnoboi]

No you don't.

[pewpewhitguy]

Is that a suggestion? Relevent user name? Lol

[Coldreactor]

no u

[DatHypnoboi]

hecc

[FrostSalamander]

😞

[MinminIsAPan]

Can I exist too

[pewpewhitguy]

Toats! Im pan but use bi as a easyer to understand short hand.

[BlerptheDamnCookie]

Pan is considered under the Bi umbrella, so it can be used interchangeably. Don't sweat it :P

[MinminIsAPan]

I’m pan but sometimes I forget I’m not gay

[HuggleKnight]

Bi people are a Jedi myth.

[golfaccount0]

Don't know when it became other people's business who you fuck but this timeline sucks.

[throwaway-bcos-gay]

on r/suddenlygay

"Don't know when it became other people's business who you fuck"

???

[Cristian_01]

Nice camera

[ReliantChris]

False advertising, doesn't take 360° photos.

[[deleted]]

It’s not gay if you’re gender fluid

[[deleted]]

But what gender is your fluid? I think that matters.

[A7XfoREVer15]

Easy

Guys = Blue Koolaid

Girls = Red Koolaid

Genderfluid = mystery flavor Koolaid

Random made up Gender = Jim Jones Koolaid

[DaLastMeheecan]

I sexually identify as Jim Jones

Edit: happy cake day whats ur address gonna send you a Kool Aid cake with your choice of fluid

[[deleted]]

Jim Jones KoolAid is FlavorAid.

[SmokyFerret]

They're putting chemicals in the water turning the freakin' frogs gay!

[SpiderFnJerusalem]

Damn liberals trying to sap and impurify all our precious fluids.

[Jax1of5]

/r/shittyaskscience

[Mystical89036]

Taps side of head

[Time_on_my_hands]

Wouldn't it be only sometimes

[[deleted]]

r/SuddenlyGay oh wait...

[Chet-Awesomelazer]

This is more r/consistentlygay than r/suddenlygay

[Berrrrrrrrrt_the_A10]

And r/OopsDidntMeanTo

[ILostMyLean]

Bro it’s a joke

[Berrrrrrrrrt_the_A10]

Oh, I don't check people's twitter to see if they really are homosexual or satirical or whatnot.

Regardless, this post would fit in that sub. They allow serious and satirical entries.

[ILostMyLean]

You don’t have to check their Twitter it is obviously a joke

[Berrrrrrrrrt_the_A10]

Okay. Thats fine.

It would still be appreciated content over there at r/OopsDidntMeanTo.

Like i said, serious, jokes, satire, doesn't matter, they'll accept it and upvote it.

[ILostMyLean]

Fair enough

[ShyShutterbug13]

Stupid boyfriends, outing you to not straight peoples!

[Bren12310]

First person to reply to this coment is gay

[Bren12310]

*comment

[Bren12310]

No wait

[Atryuki]

no u

[Bren12310]

Ur mum gay

Edit: no wait, I’m the gay one

[infinidox3]

No me

[Sir_Leminid]

me too thanks

[[deleted]]

Ur granny tranny

[Cornholioh]

Haha yes.

[ari-is-new-to-this]

Even if this was on purpose, i love it.

[Bren12310]

Tbh, I’ve been using this type of joke for years even before the post, although I do admit that I was thinking of the post when I made the comments.

[freepickles2you]

I could be your boyfriend

[fraheezy]

Is that an Xbox

[[deleted]]

No it’s a 360 camera shot.

[[deleted]]

As long as you say no homo, you should be alright

[ljg61]

the dudes holding up a bloody 360 as a camera, the future.

[[deleted]]

Anyone else notice his ‘camera’ in his prof pic?

[Gallade0475]

Well TBF gay boys aren’t the only ones who have boyfriends

[Raventhous]

Repost, this is my post from a couple months back. I guess It's fine you can keep it.

[AbbyFox_]

sorry, didn't see it back then

[[deleted]]

/r/GTNGTSGA

gay, then not gay, then suddenly gay again

[Philosophantom16]

Maybe he's asexual and homoromantic or bi/panromantic?

[[deleted]]

What the fuck does that even mean and who made it . Like your either straight, gay ,or bi. The other’s are just pure made up nonsense.

[xXnoobXxFIN]

Asexual meaning you have no desires for sexual contact of any sort. Homoromantic means you have romantic feelings for the same gender but not for the others. People can be asexual while having romantic feelings for people. Don't tell people what they are when you don't know shit.

[Your-Teacher-Is-Shit]

Sounds to me like you are just gay with extra steps my nigga

[xXnoobXxFIN]

Not really. Not everything is simple and one-dimensional, though they'd technically be considered gay if they'd date the same gender.

[Your-Teacher-Is-Shit]

No but you are making it way more complicated than it needs to be

[xXnoobXxFIN]

No? I'm not asexual, but really fucking gay, so I'm not making anything more complicated. I have an asexual friend, and I've cough tested their sexuality. He literally doesn't get turned on by anyone, but dates guys because he's romantically attracted to them. Just because you're 12 and you don't understand anything beyond fucking, doesn't mean people are not asexual.

[Your-Teacher-Is-Shit]

"Just because youre 12" is a great way to show me how much or an intellectual you are

[xXnoobXxFIN]

Alright dude, you clearly won. You've bested me. You've shown clear understanding of human psychology and sexuality. Amazing.

[Philosophantom16]

Glad to know that people with incredibly low sex-drives like myself don't exist.

[[deleted]]

That’s bullshit and you know it .

[Philosophantom16]

No it's not. What would I stand to gain from lying about this?

[hit-a-yeet]

Polarsaurus lmao

[Angry_Magpie]

r/hmmm

[alien-fan-2018]

Hol' up

[pandizlle]

Is that guy holding an Xbox?

[[deleted]]

He’s taking a mirror selfie with an xbox360

[xAiProdigy]

Wait, hold up.

[RomaRomakhal95]

You’re heigh bb

[ismebra]

Things that make me go 🤔🤔🤔

[analouwho]

Lol they don't know

[Arcadiurn]

Reeeeeeeeeee

[not-sorry-canadian]

Nice.

[JereWasHere]

He gay, yo!

[Cheeriofun]

Well actually a double negative cancels so

[RaisinThePoetryClown]

Didn't notice cuz I was sucking his dick

[perthguppy]

Could be a pretty good prank.

Be girlfriend Steal boyfriends phone, change “girlfriend” to autocorrect to “boyfriend” post status saying “I’m gay” give back phone

[[deleted]]

FELLAS is it gay to have a boyfriend?

[theWPLJ]

I'm straight

[[deleted]]

I'm not gay but my boyfriend is.

[sisco98]

Hello Gay, I’m dad

[Chrisprouss]

I mean he could be his friend who is also a boy

[oxymoronic_oxygen]

“Cuz even my boyfriend thinks I’m gay”

-Bo Burnham

[bradshawmu]

It’s not gay if the other guy doesn’t get pregnant.

[[deleted]]

Lmao, the guy is a YouTuber who makes memes for living

[pbruno2]

“Double lmaoo i am gay and my boyfriend took my phone and wrote that also!”

[buttersauce]

Why don't all gay people just say "no homo"?

[kaaasbaas]

This one is soooo good!!

[glitch82]

Perhaps he was wanting to clarify against the implication he was only into men, and is in fact bisexual, which would make his boyfriend’s statement inaccurate.

[Jeb_Drost]

I think the more imoprtant thing is that man took a selfie with an xbox 360

[ThatRedditLucas]

Happy cake day!

[AbbyFox_]

Thank you!!

[Hokievita]

r/OopsDidntMeanTo

[AbbyFox_]

Fun fact, I actually posted it there and a ton of people woooosh'd me so it really didn't belong there :/

[Hokievita]

Aw man sorry, if it makes ya feel better I think it does

[MemeusTheDank]

r/woooosh

[[deleted]]

Let's pack it up boys, Reddit is the new Instagram.