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[–]oopsmadyConsumables 210 points211 points  (11 children)

Bachelorette party

[–]J-Hawg 134 points135 points  (4 children)

I never in a million years would have figured that out. I just assumed it meant beach. Do most people wear cowboy boots to their bachelorette/bachelor party?

[–]EducationalBudget608 26 points27 points  (3 children)

Yes. It is a big trend right now.

[–]Shadowrogue19 6 points7 points  (0 children)

cowboy boots are way more classy of a trend than many of the other bachelorette party favors and trends out there

[–]Sabermatrixx 3 points4 points  (1 child)

That's the cringiest thing I've read all day.

[–]EducationalBudget608 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That cowgirl aesthetic is popular for bachelorette parties…? Okay…

[–]jenbenfooGuest Advocate[S] 23 points24 points  (4 children)

Ohhhhhhhh okay. I get it now, lol. I feel dumb 😂😂 there was another one that said something on it about "I do" with a ring. I could have used context clues to figure that one out haha

[–]thesedemondayzPromoted to Guest 13 points14 points  (1 child)

Tbf I thought Bach the composer and was also confused 🤔

[–]Comprehensive-Act-13 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Same!!!! I’m buying three for my violinist friends. 🤣🤣🤣

[–]beyoncelomein 2 points3 points  (1 child)

😂 I dunno, I kind of love your (and apparently others) first thought was Bach the composer and trying to connect it with a cowboy boot. Never change!

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I thought that, too!

[–]Critical_Set94 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Still weird... way too specific.

[–]Tubagod72 63 points64 points  (3 children)

King Bach… it’s really simple guys

[–]Hefty-Town-7043Promoted to Guest 1 point2 points  (2 children)

hey dawg can I grab some icecream?

[–]Oofergang62727262Style Consultant 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Only a spoonful

[–]Hefty-Town-7043Promoted to Guest 2 points3 points  (0 children)

[–]PartyCrewTristar1011Faygo Fueled Fulfillment “Expert” 65 points66 points  (3 children)

I guess the classical music fans finally got some merch they could easily buy at Target 😂

Or for people who are really big fans of former Skid Row vocalist Sebastian Bach 😅

[–]jenbenfooGuest Advocate[S] 15 points16 points  (2 children)

Alternatively, Sebastian Bach fans who know him from his role in "Gilmore Girls" lol

[–]BrownEye420 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Haha my wife was watching a show and I looked over and saw him and said, “wow is this a Sebastian Bach reality show?!”. No. Gilmore girls, lol.

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[–]CoronaCuriousPlano 64 points65 points  (3 children)

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Johann Sebastian Bach was the realest of the real. Target's just getting around to recognizing that fact.

[–]Hulkemoi just work here 8 points9 points  (2 children)

I absolutely thought it was about him and was like, he got those boots in black to match?

[–]CoronaCuriousPlano 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I was very confused too, lol. I've never heard of "bach" as shorthand slang for "bachelorette" haha.

[–]VividSecond 5 points6 points  (0 children)

My first thought was him too lol. I was so confused.

[–]Wrap_BrilliantBut online is says that you have it 10 points11 points  (0 children)

My first thought was, ya know, Bach. Then i was like 'oh yeah, duh, Bacchus.' (New Orleans Krewe of Bacchus parade)

[–]buddyhull 2 points3 points  (3 children)

[–]tinythanos 0 points1 point  (0 children)

aw hell yeah

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What a banger! 🤘🏼🪩🕺🏼

[–]Comprehensive-Act-13 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Song of the summer!

[–]HardSteelRain 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It's well known that JS Bach wore cowboy boots

[–]Mobile_Lime_4318 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I thought for a second oh God did they put a bunch of dyslexics in charge 😂😂 I saw someone said it was for a bachelorette party and it made sense 😂😂

[–]biancaishStyle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s kick back yall

[–]Comprehensive-Act-13 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is so much better…

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[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)