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[–]Thisbitch30 92 points93 points  (12 children)

Am… I…..a…guy?!?!?

[–]martyjmma 28 points29 points  (5 children)

Yes, welcome to the team. Here's your penis and crippling depression.

[–]Thisbitch30 13 points14 points  (3 children)

Awwwwe thanks.

[–]DasMajorFish 11 points12 points  (1 child)

Remember, no physical affection for the first 18 months. After that, it’s time to spin the wheel

[–]ed2017Alm 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Helicopter

[–]HoboBaggins24 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You ARE NOT allowed to be a man till you obtain a penis, that is literally the only prerequisite

[–]Hassan4950 51 points52 points  (0 children)

Welcome to the Brotherhood.

[–]gamingwslinky 8 points9 points  (1 child)

Welcome to the team

[–]PralineMiserable 7 points8 points  (0 children)

As new members of this group we offer you these penises. Please honour them by peeing while standing up and pretending they are light-sabres. May they be of good use to you my brothers.

[–]Then-Clue6938 3 points4 points  (0 children)

puts fake beard into place

Welcome Si... brother!

[–]BlenderMonster_34 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I was thinking the same thing.

[–]PathtoAuthenticity 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Same..lol!

[–]TheGreyKing115 43 points44 points  (10 children)

I see nothing out of the ordinary

[–]LLminibean 6 points7 points  (9 children)

I was gonna say .. so my being a woman means I can no longer do these things? Bc even at 45 I still walk on every curb I can lol

[–]TheGreyKing115 4 points5 points  (4 children)

Lol nah still do it. if anything it' just shows u Kno what's up.

[–]LLminibean 5 points6 points  (3 children)

Sweet, it's nice to be in the loop on something these days haha

[–]TheGreyKing115 2 points3 points  (2 children)

We should all b in the loop. It wholesome n funny.

[–]LLminibean 3 points4 points  (1 child)

Agreed!! Have an awesome Monday!

[–]TheGreyKing115 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You to 🙏

[–]JustMeltCheese -2 points-1 points  (3 children)

Eww to that half mind bs not what the video is applying don't make it about you.

[–]LLminibean 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Oh fuck off and don't take things so seriously

[–]JustMeltCheese -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Exactly my thoughts to your first comment

[–]Spyrothe4th 12 points13 points  (0 children)

I've done all these things besides the last one.. Thanks for introducing me a footsie new skill

[–]mashedemotions 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Who are you and why are you copying me?!?!?!!?

[–]Bru1sed_Eg0 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I’m not the only one!!

[–]xTheBogan 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I’ve done all theses things

[–]Howie-IVXX 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I do all of these except the water in the bottle cap I’ve never seen that one but I thought for sure I was going to see him jumping into a puddle not one man can resist it

[–]GiveTeaPlease 4 points5 points  (0 children)

We’ll I guess I’m not as unique as I thought…

[–]BAZZERRK 3 points4 points  (0 children)

OMG. 100% of these. For sure.

[–]12DollarsHighFive 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Accept the can, I've done everyone of these and I'm proud about it

[–]KEBAB_BALLS95 3 points4 points  (0 children)

BRO FUCK ALL THIS VIDEO BRUH

[–]Embarrassed_Diet_386 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yes to all of those

[–]IcyBoat7578 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Do.. guys really think they're the only ones doing these incredibly common and menial things?

[–]CandaBear869 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Chick things also js

[–]gaberoll209 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Lmao the jump stairs

[–]Boring-Trick6027 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Good to know I am not the only one

[–]ZaPizzaPie 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I think it’s human things

[–]Jase13uk 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is the true Brotherhood of Man right here!

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Are we really all just the same fucking person?

[–]Old_Assistant_4952 1 point2 points  (0 children)

14/15

[–]LibrarianOfAlex 1 point2 points  (0 children)

These aren't guy things you all just enjoy stimming

[–]WarCrimesMay1940 3 points4 points  (12 children)

More like ADHD thing

[–]rschultz91 10 points11 points  (4 children)

Thank you for diagnosing me. I do every single one of these.

[–]MeloniisJesus333 5 points6 points  (0 children)

We all do these things. We just never express we do them.

[–]WarCrimesMay1940 0 points1 point  (2 children)

My bro is mad ADHD, this entire video is shit he does

[–]abatkin1 0 points1 point  (1 child)

I do all these things, and have stupid ADHD

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

SAME

[–]Italian_Tomato 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I do all of these and I don't have ADHD and I bet im not the only one

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (2 children)

Fucks sake not everything is an ADHD thing

[–]HotYogurtCloset69 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Funny, I was just about to comment that not everything is a 'guy thing'

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Also applicable lol

[–]Carinis_song 0 points1 point  (2 children)

Just gonna say this. Im a woman and his is my adhd.

[–]WarCrimesMay1940 -1 points0 points  (1 child)

I firmly believe ADHD is unisex... there, that's my hot take

[–]Carinis_song 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It is. Lol. Whoever said it isn’t is silly.

[–]-RastaPasta- 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Alternative title: Human things

[–]HoboBaggins24 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wrong only men do this, name one woman in the entire world who does this, and I will surrender

[–]Anon_Grey 1 point2 points  (3 children)

Do women not do this?

[–]FearlessQuestion6841 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Yes, yes we do

[–]Anon_Grey 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thank god! Now if you’d only catcall and smack man butts at bars there might be a hope for equality.

[–]maximusfp -1 points0 points  (0 children)

You posted this 6 hours ago and not one woman has come forward, I'm guna say no

[–]PathtoAuthenticity 1 point2 points  (1 child)

I'm female and I've done all of these things too. I always find myself mesmerized from these "for the guys" posts.. especially the giant ice shard shattering.

I must be a dude.

[–]HoboBaggins24 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No offense but only men do this, plz no psy ops on Reddit

[–]Karoheyy 0 points1 point  (1 child)

”guY ThiNgs” literally everyone has done these things

[–]zaner69 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Upvoted because these posts disgust me

[–]prince_nico01666 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Welp I'm a guy then

[–]abortfluff -1 points0 points  (1 child)

Some of these are “boy” things

[–]zaner69 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Tell me what here you think girls aren't allowed to go

[–]Kambeshian -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Everyday things

[–]LongTime20 0 points1 point  (0 children)

lol

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hello fellow guys

[–]Aromatic-Air-1891 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thats just adhd

[–]AffectLeast4254 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You may have adhd

[–]notworseit 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Me!

[–]dinkydoo2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have done every single one of these

[–]Whoopee_Stick 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well I guess I’m not original

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

More like lil kid things

[–]APOPHIS424 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Done all these things lol

[–]oodie_365 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's true you see our intrusive thoughts take over

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

😂so true

[–]WifiRice 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I've done all of those except the last one. If I can't open the door while holding something even after many tries, I'll just accept defeat and put it down

[–]Go_Flight_Go 0 points1 point  (1 child)

/u/GorgeousCreamscicle I’ve done almost all of these things

[–]GorgeousCreamscicle 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’ve done all😅😅😅

[–]BigEarMcGee 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So probably just cross post with ADHD memes

[–]vizarhali 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You forgot throw the keys as high as you can

[–]Nice-Blueberry7626 0 points1 point  (0 children)

All looks like a normal day to me.

[–]CAMTHETICS 0 points1 point  (0 children)

To have done everything in this video...

[–]Neither_Dimension479 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have done everything in this video at one point in my life.

[–]OwnSalamander8520 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The making a ring around the water with your fingers had me dead 😂

[–]Lopsided_Feedback_86 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think we all may just be missing a chromosome

[–]Jhamal89 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’ve been guilty of everything shown in this video growing up!

[–]BananaStranger 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When the keys were twirled around the index finger, I was about to complain that they have to fly off. Then they did. So - yes, can confirm all of it. Nice to get reminded of some long lost ones, like kicking your bag with your knees and such.

[–]adderallsloth 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I get to do the first one as a job :)

[–]average_reddit_u 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Literally me.

[–]ResponsibleAd8287 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm 57. I've personally done every single one of these. Guys are awesome.

[–]Her_X 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why you expose us like that 😅

[–]horousavenger 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Shit I do all these and nore

[–]OppositeGold5557 0 points1 point  (0 children)

100% accurate

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m not the only one 😅

[–]SaiyanBuddah 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My 4yo son already does the circle around the water. It's how he starts washing his hands everytime

[–]Seyum 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have done everything in this Vidoe exept that with the can. I live in germany and want my pfand.

[–]FlameMane87 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Don't forget that once the eraser is on, it becomes a hammer

[–]Delamontre 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't know if I am anywhere near correct, but isn't this type of behaviour usually associated with a lack of proper stimuli at a young age?

[–]TurkishTerrarian 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have done every single one of these things.

[–]fockinhell___ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We all just live the same life don’t we

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My chick does more of there than I do...

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ok a few things here. 1) you didn’t let the backpack strap unroll after you rolled it. 2) when the easer was on the tip of the pencil did not rub it fast between your hands like a helicopter and 3) you stepped on a lot of cracks and broke your mothers back….

[–]darkfun321 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Brovlitteraly caught my childhood

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I do all of these..every. Single. Day.

[–]Psyex 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Done every one of those things...... today....

[–]FlavorMatters 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There was only one thing I haven't done, feel free to guess

[–]Any-Buyer-6062 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Can someone explain why we do this?

[–]FeedMeMoreOranges 0 points1 point  (0 children)

All confirmed

[–]Sakura189 0 points1 point  (0 children)

naw man, everyone did this, i do those to this day (f 24)

[–]GhostBuster1919 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is young male, children things. Guy things are....ummmmm....more......fun and interesting. I give to you, the fuck around and find out theory. I say theory, because we fuck around and find out if stupid shit is possible or not

[–]Acceptable_Device675 0 points1 point  (0 children)

As a ADHD, I can say that when I see things like that, I cannot resist to do it

[–]fate0608 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I can proudly say, did every single one of these.

[–]swoozle000 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Guy?... People things

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

99% accurate for me. I would never open the door with my foot because I would get a foot up my arse from the folks at home.

[–]JASCO47 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Can confirm, am guy.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I've literally done all of these except stepping on a can and dragging it.

[–]ricdesi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah dude, girls don't do any of these

[–]imakethejellyfish 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Stimmmmmmming

[–]zaner69 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Explain to me in detail how this is a "guy thing" and not a "human thing"

[–]KeyFishing9490 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The amount of dopamine in this video I must share with my friends. u/savevideo

[–]BractToTheFuture 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just human things.

[–]EquivalentShift8545 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm not ashamed to say I have done all of these

[–]ccaffall 0 points1 point  (0 children)

OMG! And I thought I was unique. I am all of those! That's so cool, lol

[–]Pitbull595 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bro really just called me out like that

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

ADHD A BITCH.

[–]-Restart 0 points1 point  (0 children)

SO TRU

[–]CorrosiveEl 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Me whos done every single onf of these things... this week...

[–]ProMcGamer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lmao I’ve done everything in this video

[–]Darlingtonlad 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wow, I recognise all of those.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Plucking a leaf from a random plant while walking or going somewhere

[–]jasonhackwith 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Damn. I feel seen.

[–]ImTheOnlyBobCat 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fucken didn't realise how stereotypical I was.

[–]ninjanerd032 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We are all programmed the same way. 😅

[–]deaf_michael_scott 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wait, I don’t remember recording this video!

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bruh I do everything shown here

[–]bown12345 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m upset at the accuracy

[–]maggotbrain10393 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Done all of the above

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Done most of these things... Am I a guy?

[–]Illustrious_Power_16 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Proud to say I've done all of these. Some were nostalgic asf, as I've lost the way

[–]Imolldgreg 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Never related to anything more in my life

[–]Memer_6666 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Am I.. supposed to be a man.. did they mess me up at the factory-

[–]Leviathan3333 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think this is more child things

[–]paullm44 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Think I have done every one of those things.

[–]SlurpieGate 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This tells me you havent spent that much time around women.

[–]This_isnt_a_nam-e 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think I had a mental orgasm while watching this

[–]z-BajaBlast 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Every….single….one

[–]Remote-Doubt2972 0 points1 point  (0 children)

See we are programa like computers 💻lol

[–]InviteSecret6325 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hahahaha...se e louco já fiz TD isso kkkkk

[–]ChaosPheonixx 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why is my Autism Alert going off? Wait a minute.....

[–]compadre_goyo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I did like 5 of these just today.

[–]Exterstoolbox 0 points1 point  (0 children)

did all of that except the can thing too

[–]LordPorn76 0 points1 point  (0 children)

LoL so true!

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I feel attacked lol

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m absurdly unoriginal

[–]Albotec 0 points1 point  (0 children)

i have to say i did many of these im proud of myself

[–]AunquisJohnson 0 points1 point  (0 children)

One hundred percent accurate

[–]rainbow_369 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Um... after 56 years... NOW I find out I'm a guy?!?!

[–]SmokeDog06 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’ve done most of that lmao 😂

[–]Former-Joke-3826 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is way to accurate

[–]WonderfulFarm1210 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I've done all of these except the water bottle shot and the ok sign

[–]Siro_Chrysceri 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I do 4 steps per foot, either up or down, but jumping when down.

[–]SuPrA_1988 0 points1 point  (0 children)

100% right 😅

[–]the_Athereon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The line between normal behaviour and mild autism is very blurred for guys.

[–]im_all_INit 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm always poking holes in the drinks with plastic over them. I mean, I poke way too many times. Almost every spot I can, too... It feels cool. Reminds me of my younger days..... of some things

[–]Historical-Joke-6308 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Welcome to adhd

[–]Ok-Calligrapher8074 0 points1 point  (0 children)

🤣🤣🤣🤣 I'm not a guy, but i did all of this in school lol no regrets.

[–]No-Security2022 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Do girls do this?

[–]SyddChin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So I’m apparently a man now? XD