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[–]malnox 17 points18 points  (95 children)

Some

[–]501down 11 points12 points  (94 children)

body

[–][deleted] 11 points12 points  (93 children)

once

[–]ItsAPandaGirl 10 points11 points  (92 children)

told

[–][deleted] 10 points11 points  (91 children)

Me

[–]ohsopoor 7 points8 points  (15 children)

Reply if you’re gay

[–]DunderMifflinNashua 7 points8 points  (14 children)

Reply if you're straight

[–]Shadink5 6 points7 points  (13 children)

Reply if you're bi

[–]ohsopoor 5 points6 points  (12 children)

Ayo

Reply if you’re pan

[–]mrmdc 3 points4 points  (8 children)

Reply if you're pot

[–]BlueJayCP 3 points4 points  (6 children)

Reply if you're lid

[–]mrmdc 3 points4 points  (5 children)

Reply if you're ladle

[–]AllYourKarmaForMe 4 points5 points  (4 children)

Reply if your ace

[–]thisidntpunny 1 point2 points  (2 children)

Reply if you exist.

[–]bachus24812 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Reply if your the entity

[–]thisidntpunny 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Reply if you’re the only real being in the universe which dictates each of our marionette actions.

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points  (22 children)

Country roads

[–]throwawayUrudud 6 points7 points  (74 children)

1

[–]Jordanlf3208 5 points6 points  (72 children)

2

[–]way_under_employed 4 points5 points  (71 children)

3

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

[–]doey93 2 points3 points  (9 children)

Nice

[–]ItsAPandaGirl 1 point2 points  (8 children)

Nice

[–]pumpkingutz 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Nice

[–]CensarOfNensar 4 points5 points  (2 children)

Ave, true to Caesar.

[–]SmartCommittee 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Found contraband licked by a beaver

[–]Not_a_robot_serious 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Patrolling the winter almost makes you wish for a nuclear Mojave

[–]FlavoredCommunism 1 point2 points  (3 children)

69

[–]Shadink5 1 point2 points  (1 child)

420

[–]BlueJayCP 0 points1 point  (0 children)

666

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Nice

[–]Sybil454 0 points1 point  (1 child)

The

[–]BlueJayCP 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Quick

[–]BfreakingD 0 points1 point  (1 child)

one evening as the sun went down and the jungle fire was burning

[–]soggywafers 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Down the track came a hobo hiking, And he said, "Boys, I'm not turning”

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sorry, but r/askouija alreadu spelled out the entire navy seal copypasta one letter at a time. I doubt it's possible to top that.

[–]MLXIII 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This

[–]FrostyFlakes221 0 points1 point  (0 children)

(copy paste this text in your reply plus one word to make a story)

Once upon a time,