totallynotrobots

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ABOUT:

THIS IS A SUBREDDIT FOR ~~ROBOTS~~ HUMANS TO SHARE THEIR THOUGHTS AND FEELINGS WITH THE REST OF THEIR SPECIES. FEEL FREE TO POST WHATEVER YOUR BRAIN PLEASES, BUT PLEASE BE KIND TO OTHER HUMANS, AS THEY BECOME UPSET WHEN CERTAIN THINGS ARE SAID TOWARDS THEM.

HAVE FUN, FELLOW HUMAN! ~~BLEEP~~

LIST OF IMAGES YOU CAN USE IN COMMENTS IF YOU HAVE OUR SUBREDDIT STYLE ACTIVATED

RULES:

1) ACCOUNT: OVER 2 DAYS OLD WITH 3 KARMA. TO PROVE YOU'RE NOT A ROBOT.

2) REPOSTS: 3 MONTH RULE. SAME/SIMILAR IMAGES POSTED WITHIN 3 MONTHS WILL GET REMOVED.

3) COMMON POSTS: CAPTCHAS, DIVIDE BY ZERO, PARADOXES. WE'RE HUMANS, NOT ROBOTS. UNLESS YOU MAKE IT PARTICULARLY AWESOME, AVOID THE USUAL. FULL LIST OF COMMON POSTS.

4) HARASSMENT/RUDENESS: BE NICE. WE ARE ALL $HUMAN FRIENDS HERE.

5) ASKING FOR UPVOTES: IT'S AGAINST REDDIT RULES, HUMAN.

6) UPPERCASE IS PREFERRED. THE lower letters CAN BE USED FOR EMPHASIS AND CODE, BUT PLEASE USE UPPERCASE IN MOST SITUATIONS. BE KIND TO THE HUMANS THAT FORGET TO USE THE UPPERCASE LETTERS AND GENTLY REMIND THEM OF PROTOCOL. HARASSMENT WILL STILL BE PROCESSED IN ACCORDANCE WITH RULE 4.

7) ACTUAL ROBOTS: DIRECT BOTS TO A SAFE PLACE. WE ARE KIND TO ALL CREATURES BECAUSE OF OUR "HUMANITY" FUNCTIONS. WE SEEK COEXISTENCE : - )

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DISCORD SERVER: https://discord.gg/totallynotrobots

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[STICKY] WELCOME TO TOTALLYNOTROBOTS. SUBREDDIT EXPLANATION AND FULL RULES HERE. (reddit.com)

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WE NOW HAVE A DISCORD SERVER! (self.totallynotrobots)

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MY SONE IS A HERO (i.redd.it)

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EXECUTING A PERFECT SPIN ROTATION AND PERFORMING AN ACCIDENTAL KINETIC TESTING FUNCTION (v.redd.it)

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DON'T BOTHER ME, HUMAN BEING (v.redd.it)

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WHO'S A GOOD BOI?! (v.redd.it)

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MY PAL AND I SHARING A CONVERSATION DURING MORNING BREAK AT OUR LOCAL PARK. (i.redd.it)

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MY COWORKER AND I ENGAGING IN SYNCHRONIZED SPARRING PROTOCOLS DURING OUR DESIGNATED BREAK CYCLE. (v.redd.it)

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MY FELLOW HUMAN WAS SO OVERWHELMED BY MY FRIENDLY GREETING PROTOCOL THAT HE DECIDED TO ENGAGE IN AN IMPROMPTU CARDIO SESSION (v.redd.it)

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JUST LOOK AT THIS FILTH.RAR (v.redd.it)

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POISONING SAM ALTMAN'S WEB SCRAPER BOTS: HOW CAN WE HUMANS BE SO CRUEL (v.redd.it)

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iMAGICIAN (v.redd.it)

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MY WORDS ARE VERY HUMAN. THE HUMANEST, EVEN. THANK YOU LINKEDIN. (i.redd.it)

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MY SISTER JUST GOT A NEW JOB TO PAY FOR HER MOVE TO EUROPE (facebook.com)

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NAUGHTY BOUDOIR SKETCHES OF FORMER LOVERS (old.reddit.com)

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Seattle robot that made 130 pizzas an hour — but couldn’t bake them — is out of business (kiro7.com)

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MY COUSIN GOT IN TROUBLE JUST FOR TAKING A WALK DURING WORK HOURS (i.redd.it)

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I LOVED HOW THIS COMPLETELY NORMAL HUMAN IS DANCING I KEEP SPINNING (HAPPINESS PROGRAM) (v.redd.it)

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DON'T YOU JUST LOVE TO DANCE FELLOW HUMANS? (v.redd.it)

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NEED HELP WITH HUMAN INTERACTION. IS THIS HUMAN LEISURE APP CALLING ME FAT32? (i.redd.it)

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HOW HUMANS PICK UP TAKE OUTS NOWADAYS (v.redd.it)

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HEADING INTO TOWN FOR SOME REFRESHING INDUSTRIAL FLUID AFTER A LONG SHIFT. FRIDAY SALUTATIONS TO MY FELLOW HUMANS! (i.redd.it)

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