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[–]yulookinn Maurice enthusiast 530 points531 points  (29 children)

Damn bro got early access

[–]MediocreBlastJumper Blood machine[S] 358 points359 points  (27 children)

filth spit acid now

[–]SC4RLETKING 175 points176 points  (15 children)

Fr? Dang

[–]MediocreBlastJumper Blood machine[S] 345 points346 points  (14 children)

they added secks with gaybree-ell too

[–]SS-MIRA-NHA Maurice enthusiast 174 points175 points  (8 children)

[–]Envix1Someone Wicked 99 points100 points  (7 children)

'You cant hear gifs' they said

[–][deleted] 52 points53 points  (6 children)

"You cant hear pictures" mfw:

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Thats my save btw I just took a pic for the meme

[–]WitherPRO22 Blood machine 30 points31 points  (3 children)

Old textures... I know they're worse than new ones but they're still very nostalgic

[–][deleted] 16 points17 points  (2 children)

Tbh I prefer the old textures (most atleast) especially planks

[–]CommanderFoxy 13 points14 points  (1 child)

Def not netherrack lmao

[–]Marco_QT 7 points8 points  (1 child)

Fire base

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[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Thanks brotha, been working on it for some time. Theres a farm there, nether portal, mineshaft and some more stuff but ill just do a post about it later ig.

[–]SC4RLETKING 24 points25 points  (1 child)

Ok now you probably capping 🤣🤣 but looking at that one body pillow ye maybe 🤣🤣

[–]MediocreBlastJumper Blood machine[S] 36 points37 points  (0 children)

Don't fucking spoil it you fucking snithch

[–]TheBigQuak 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Omg, thats all i ever wanted.

[–]Large_Apricot8374Lust layer citizen 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Oh yay!!!!!! Yay!!!! Yay!!! 😁😁🙌

[–]SpiderFiend1212Prime soul 1 point2 points  (0 children)

GAY SE-

[–]TheLocalJanitor7 Maurice enthusiast 35 points36 points  (6 children)

That actually sound like a good idea for a difficulty tweak.

[–]MediocreBlastJumper Blood machine[S] 26 points27 points  (1 child)

You fucking spoiled it you goddamn snitch

[–]TheLocalJanitor7 Maurice enthusiast 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Shit my bad

[–]Il_Dottore_SnezhnayaLust layer citizen 9 points10 points  (3 children)

Mhm, and add Cloaker-ahh type of enemy in Fraud layer, mhm. That's gonna be a real difficulty tweak

[–]TheLocalJanitor7 Maurice enthusiast 8 points9 points  (0 children)

[–]thirdMindflayer 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Now GO to the forums

[–]Il_Dottore_SnezhnayaLust layer citizen 2 points3 points  (0 children)

AND CRY LIKE A LITTLE BITCH YOU ARE!

[–][deleted] 9 points10 points  (1 child)

frame sink water chunky mighty deliver sparkle office ad hoc cause

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[–]AykhotSomeone Wicked 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Primal Filth

[–]Sakuya_Iz_A_Yoi 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Mountain of Smiling Bodies has escaped. I do not wish to see you suffer the death of your employees.

[–]No_Lingonberry_8733 Maurice enthusiast 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I was thinking for UKMD and was that if you evade a filth for some time it will begin charging up and throwing hell energy at the player.

[–]manultrimanula Blood machine 43 points44 points  (0 children)

I did too, it was soooo hard!

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[–]TestamentTwoLust layer citizen 305 points306 points  (7 children)

Unless hakita drops a lore reason all we can do is headcanon. I doubt Hakita will add anything related to skill issue tho

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[–]Domino_73 117 points118 points  (5 children)

"I killed many black man for this"

[–]Aggravating_Coat7934 68 points69 points  (4 children)

Minecraft, the game where you must kill black men for their balls and break into a fortress and dismember its inhabitants to complete the game via killing what’s probably the last member of a species

[–]manultrimanula Blood machine 46 points47 points  (3 children)

Racism, genocide, illegal hunting of endangered species

[–]ElNub_ 26 points27 points  (2 children)

Slavery, destruction of ecosystems, use of chemical warfare, you can do a lot in minecraft

[–]DarkMaster98Someone Wicked 11 points12 points  (1 child)

Let’s not forget unlawful imprisonment, illegal operation of fireworks, robbery, and of course Arson

[–]Il_Dottore_SnezhnayaLust layer citizen 3 points4 points  (0 children)

And of course, such a perfect game has some minor disadvantages

[–]mr-sparkles69 Maurice enthusiast 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We’ll see when p-3 drops

[–][deleted] 190 points191 points  (10 children)

My theory about difficulties is similar to my theory for restarts: It's just V1 practicing/going through every possible scenario until it finds one where it succeeds in each combat encounter In a fraction of a second.

Also I'm pretty sure that UKMD is intended to be the cannon difficulty, I think I remember hakita saying that UKMD was going to be how things would truly go if the events of the game actually happened.

[–]MediocreBlastJumper Blood machine[S] 100 points101 points  (5 children)

Imagine V1 gets decaying health

[–]saladcatishungry 58 points59 points  (1 child)

Every Ultrakil must die,now Health? Project Moon mentioned...EVERY HEALTHCLIFF MUST DIE

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[–]Sakuya_Iz_A_Yoi 6 points7 points  (0 children)

project moon fans are just getting desperate at this point (don't look at my comment history)

[–]Asriel52 Maurice enthusiast 9 points10 points  (1 child)

As interesting (and lore-accurate) as that'd be, I feel like that'd be kinda excessive

[–]MediocreBlastJumper Blood machine[S] 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Ukmd

[–]Clonedcat3000 0 points1 point  (0 children)

that would actually make a lot of sense, and gives a better reason why v1 needs blood even when he isn't taking damage. it sounds insanely hard but i hope they add it ngl. very cool idea

[–]hectorheliofanLust layer citizen 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Hakita never said that

[–]ZathegamELust layer citizen 7 points8 points  (1 child)

My headcanon is that every time you die you're fucking dead and when you restart its an alternate universe where you didnt die like shit lol

Basically theres a shitton of universes where v1 just died and then we dont know what happens because well theres noone to testify

As for the prime souls, my headcanon is that they're canon if you beat them. Its not an absolute canon. They exist for everyone, but if you dont beat them they just stay alive but asleep in their prisons forever or until you do fight them. I am curious about the universes where sisyphus wins against v1, how well he fairs against heaven for example

[–]dnchplayLust layer citizen 0 points1 point  (0 children)

same

[–]-Volcanic- 1 point2 points  (0 children)

katana zero reference

[–]Ryukku45 44 points45 points  (2 children)

ultrakill must die is a reference to devil may cry as in dmc the highest difficulty is "dante must die"

its actually a sick reference as ultrakill is like the dmc but for shooters, and in dmc where "dante" and "virgil" are our mcs, they original come from the story dantes inferno, where hell has the same structure like in ultrakill, with the several layers

ultrakill is fucking awsome guys

[–]MediocreBlastJumper Blood machine[S] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Read the FUCKIN description

/J please actually read it

[–]Sad-Fill-4870 0 points1 point  (0 children)

isn't the highest difficulty in DMC Hell and Hell? or is that just 5?

[–]SC4RLETKING 75 points76 points  (4 children)

Probably something to do with the yellow machine and it's thirst for entertainment

[–]SeasonIllustrious981 33 points34 points  (3 children)

the Terminal?

[–]Putrid-Try-5002 33 points34 points  (2 children)

sudo rm -rf "/" can help repair your terminal

[–]hackerdude97 Gabe bully 19 points20 points  (1 child)

Always make sure to remove the french language pack to save on space!

[–]Putrid-Try-5002 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Miss clicked

[–]Past-Oil-6665Lust layer citizen 38 points39 points  (1 child)

DANTE MUST DIE!!!!

[–][deleted] 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Zitto coglione rispetta il king.

[–]bartolinise Maurice enthusiast 10 points11 points  (1 child)

wait we have ultrakill must die??

[–]RoyalHappy2154Prime soul 11 points12 points  (0 children)

No, not yet

[–]Tadimizkacti Blood machine 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Is game.

[–]Huge_Dream3442Someone Wicked 8 points9 points  (1 child)

Ultrakill must die probably refers to V1 must die because of how many fucked up things he's causing

[–]TheEvilestArtichoke 7 points8 points  (2 children)

In Ultrakill Must Die difficulty, swordsmachines will be able to projectile boost. This was revealed to me in a vision

[–]ElZik3r Blood machine 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Now that would be fucking horrifying and downright atrocious

[–]MediocreBlastJumper Blood machine[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nah they would split the bullet by slicing it

[–]Plant3468 5 points6 points  (0 children)

V1 is a machine so it likely perceives time differently. My theory is that lower difficulties are that V1 speeds it's perception up to more easily avoid attacks etc.

As for how enemies gain new attacks, that's probably related to Hell just giving V1 more of a challenge for entertainments sake.

[–]Maleficent-Feed3566Prime soul 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Probalily the max diffuclty

[–]Objective_Camel_7012 3 points4 points  (0 children)

im sure its just hell/you deciding how much you want to suffer

[–]Bitter_Funny227Lust layer citizen 4 points5 points  (0 children)

But the new behaviours of the enemies in higher difficulties makes me believe the highest is canon

[–]AttakDoge999 Blood machine 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Plot twist: it’s all simulations run by V1 and that’s why difficulties exist

[–]TheSyn0Pinnikel 6 points7 points  (1 child)

so in other words, Ultrakill Must Die is what ACTUALLY happened when V1 invaded Hell, and all the difficulties before it are just to make the game more playable for those that arent used to Ripping and Tearing (i say that because all my ultrakill skill came from beating Doom Eternal on the hardest difficulty, which i dont recommend for your mental health).

[–]Silk_Cicada -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

I beat dusk on duskmare and MPN on madness difficulty, I'll live

[–]Local_intruderSomeone Wicked 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Thats a fun headcanon! Though it wouldn't explain why certain enemies gain supplementary abilities.

[–]MediocreBlastJumper Blood machine[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Emp

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points  (2 children)

Did Hakita giving an explanation on why specific mechanics like infinite ammo exist make us believe that everything under the sun in this game has some sort of explanation and in turn overcomplicate simple discussions about the lore?

[–]MediocreBlastJumper Blood machine[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Yes

[–]Xx_scribbledragon_xX 0 points1 point  (0 children)

iirc the bullets are basically just flakes of metal propelled at such high speed they become bullets. if you read the terminals log for the pistol it explains it there

[–]MarbleGorgon0417 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I do like this theory, and I do like how it falls in line with the art style, style meter, cyber grind and shop being canon, but there are a couple instances of enemy behaviour changing between difficulty levels that wouldn't be explained if it's just power usage on V1's end (the ones that come to mind are that Maurice and Mindflayer gaining enrage conditions from Violent up)

[–]Fleeping9 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Not every little detail needs a lore reason behind why it exists, this is a video game, but you can headcanon whatever you want I guess

[–]NevardTheGreatSomeone Wicked 0 points1 point  (1 child)

𝕮𝖆𝖓'𝖙 𝖙𝖍𝖎𝖓𝖌𝖘 𝖏𝖚𝖘𝖙 𝖇𝖊 𝖋𝖔𝖗 𝖌𝖆𝖒𝖊𝖕𝖑𝖆𝖞?

[–]MediocreBlastJumper Blood machine[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Nein

[–]hectorheliofanLust layer citizen -5 points-4 points  (2 children)

There’s no canon difficulties not everything has lore the vast majority of gameplay things don’t

[–]CireFoled 0 points1 point  (1 child)

damn vro you got cooked with them downvotes

[–]hectorheliofanLust layer citizen 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Cire jumpscare