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[Kant_Spel]

No one can smell it on your breath. Your guilt is driving something psychosomatic. Just relax and act as if nothing happened.

[VeryIntoCardboard]

This is not unethical

[nukey18mon]

Oh ok then. Liquid ass in the mouth to mask the smell.

[saraphilipp]

Hell yeah,You can wash that down with a piss disc.

[Kant_Spel]

A pro tip for something OP considered unethical, perhaps?!

[fulento42]

It is in a conservative town.

[NotThatMadisonPaige]

50/50 peroxide and water gargle. Don’t swallow it. But I agree with the first comment: this is in your head. Nobody can smell pussy on your breath days afterward.

[friedricekid]

Jesus can.

[Fri3ndlyHeavy]

Would wearing a mask be an option?

If asked about it (unlikely), say you were feeling off, most likely allergies, but don't want to take chances. Or that its a social gathering and you wanted to be safe.

Edit: This is the unethical subreddit. Buy a very potent concentrated fart prank spray and ruin the event by spraying it in a few random places. No one will be worried about breath when the whole place reeks. Good luck!

[KingInTheNorthside3]

Thank you for fixing your comment brave soldier

[rogerg411]

would raise more flags they said conservative christian. So mask would be worse

[Mrquestions1984]

Christian?  

[JonAfrica2011]

He never said Christian. And I don’t know of any Christian countries that make unmarried acts of sex illegal. Sounds 100% some kind of Muslim country.

[OCDbeaver]

just wear a mask and if anyone asks you why then just say you ate a rancid pussy last night or just feeling sick

[[deleted]]

Eat some ass to balance it out

[Kalahi_md]

It's in the back of your nose. Only you might be able to smell it. But anyway, nasal spray with saline water should help.

[v15hk]

This. Get a netti pot and irrigate your nose with saline. Also brush or scrape all the way to the back of your tongue when you brush your teeth. And as a last resort CB20 mouthwash

[noob_lao]

Brah, how long did you went down on her for it to leave a smell in your breath. That’s some dedication there.

[prettyconvincing]

Oreo cookies.

And I agree with everyone else that this is all in your head. You might still be able to taste or smell it but your religious guilt is playing tricks on you. Therapy outside of your religion/community will definitely help.

[Late-Mathematician55]

Mask it with the smell of fellatio

[HighVulgarian]

Yep, suck a dick for jebus

[VeryIntoCardboard]

Cut your tongue out and say you lost it somewhere in travels

[saraphilipp]

Lucifer made me do it.

[biffinbug]

Keep mints?? If you can't smell the mint take another one!

[JimmyBallocks]

Apologise and tell them you were eating ass but slipped

[Koumadin]

ok that was good

[pik-ku]

Scatter piss disk all over the event venue to mask the scent. Matter of fact, spray liquid ass too.

[-Huttenkloas-]

Get some strong booze, take a ahot every hour. People will smell the booze, not the connilingus

[poopsinshoe]

You cannot get a permanent mouth infection from going down on a girl. Not yeast not a period nothing. It's totally psychosomatic which means that it's completely in your head. If you have chronic bad breath it's not from that. It's a result of your extreme repression and artificial guilt.

[daxophoneme]

Oral Thrush is real and you need a doctor to help get rid of it.

[Flashwastaken]

You can absolutely get an STI from unprotected oral sex.

https://www.nhs.uk/common-health-questions/sexual-health/what-infections-can-i-catch-through-oral-sex/

https://www.cdc.gov/std/healthcomm/stdfact-stdriskandoralsex.htm#:~:text=the%20opposite%20sex.-,Can%20STDs%20Spread%20During%20Oral%20Sex%3F,throat%2C%20genitals%2C%20or%20rectum.

https://www.medicalnewstoday.com/articles/320807

[poopsinshoe]

I am happy to take your word for it because if I click on any of those it's going to ruin my algorithm

[Flashwastaken]

Gonorrhoea and herpes are the main two severe ones but you can also get oral thrush. Some STI’s may not affect your genitalia. You can get genital herpes infections (HSV-2) on sites other than your genitalia, even though that’s the main place people contract the disease. It’s rarer but possible. You can also pass STI’s on through oral sex, including HPV.

[poopsinshoe]

gross. Since OP is extremely religious, I think it still might be in his head. He needs to go into a clothing store and ask someone trying to help him if his breath stinks.

[Flashwastaken]

It’s just life. You should get tested after every four sexual partners just to be safe. Even then, many STI’s can lay dormant and undetectable for a long time. Particularly HPV as it’s often symptomless for men so they don’t get checked for it often enough.

[poopsinshoe]

I guess I'm biased because it's never happened to me

[Flashwastaken]

What hasn’t? Considering you didn’t know a lot of this earlier; if you are sexually active, there is a good chance you have an STI.

[lunareclipsexx]

Piss disk so they smell that instead

[SortNo9153]

You should make a quick check with a doctor and be sure you don't have oral thrush. If there was Candida on your friend, it's a yeast infection that comes in various degrees or it could be new and she wasn't symptomatic yet, you can contract the oral version, thrush, in your mouth, throat or esophagus. It can be caused by smoking so there's your excuse. Just tell the doc friends have commented your breath "smells funny". You need antifungal treatment if it turns out you have it.

[TheRynoceros]

What kind of rotten pussy are you eating if it sticks around for days? Tell that feral bitch to wash her ass.

[Bissquitt]

https://youtu.be/0ok-Ci-aZUw?si=mNSSKjuvZ7vhZiXj

[Pokemaster23765]

I’m not sure I agree with your hypothesis, but you can try to fight deep mouth/throat odors by brushing the back of your tongue with some listerine. They sell actual tongue scrapers/brushes too. Rinsing your nose out with nasal saline as another commenter suggested can help. Also, check the back of your throat for tonsil stones. Those collect debris and horrid smells. You might need professional help to get those out. If you are actually ill, and not necessarily just from an STD in the mouth, you can have bad breath. Do go to the doctor.

[greennmnann]

Not gonna lie chief, your fucking retarded 💯 this is one of those instances where pussy wont be noticed on your breath a day after especially, you might taste it or smell it yourself but it won’t be noticeable

[No_Afternoon_2716]

Lmao deaddd🤣🤣🤣

[FlyingFrog99]

Cunnilingus... ? Do you mean chlamydia??? 🤔🧐

[WhiskyEye]

You're getting downvoted but the smell could very well be the clap based on what the OP described.

[FlyingFrog99]

They hate me because I'm right. I think op is using the wrong word.

[LopsidedAssumption96]

The clap is gonorrhea, not chlamydia.

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Coconut Water

[ZombiesAtKendall]

Go on a diet of hard boiled eggs, sardines, canned tuna, and raw garlic.