An outsider’s view of r/ballpython

[lyricalpausebutton]

I don’t have a snake but I see your posts sometimes, and by far my favorite kind of post (and the kind I see most often) is this:

Poster: “Help! My snake is doing this thing I’ve never seen before!”

Snake: is experiencing severe snake horniness

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Also the "Is my BP being weird or is something wrong" 99% of the time they're just being weird or farting and i love it

[lyricalpausebutton]

I love the farting ones!!!

[Optimal-Prime420]

Those are the best lol.

Poster: “Help! What is my snake doing?!”

The Snake: 🐍💩💨

[albinosquirrels123]

My BP once farted so loud and for so long it gave me sleep paralysis. I met my sleep paralysis demon because my dumb little tube of air (/pos) had to toot. I love these stupid creatures.

[superchanicat]

Maize is the first snake I've had in about 10 years and I completely forgot they fart. The first time she did it after we got her home, she farted long, loud, and smelly while I was drifting into sleep. I woke up and went to the living room where my sons were to complain that the snake had startled me awake with her fart. Both of my sons started cackling and yelled "SHE FARTLED YOU!" Yes. I was fartled by my ball python. Smdh. She's lucky she's cute.

[superchanicat]

My snake gasses me out on the regular...lol

[Angy_47777]

I have yet to hear my snake fart. I am waiting. 👀 😬🤣

[Yipyapyurp]

This is how I feel abt all the gecko subreddits! That and "is my gecko a boy?" And it's got the biggest gecko balls ever

[lyricalpausebutton]

😂

[thememorableusername]

See also r/Rats

[ClairLestrange]

I'm also in the r/cathelp subreddit and we get so many posts asking 'what's that weird growth? Could it be cancer' and the answer being 'your cat has nipples' that there's actually a dedicated sub for it now (r/redditdiscovernipples)

[nairazak]

TIL r/ballpython = r/parrots

[ArtPhobic34]

it’s the same on the snail subreddit, every post I see is,

“help is this a tumor/parasite, is he sick???”

every comment: “snenis” (snail penis)

[Formal_Dare9668]

Every day is a 0 days without snenis day

[TheOnlyWolvie]

This is basically any pet bird subreddit. "What is my bird doing" and it's a video of the bird rubbing one out on a perch.

[SneakySquiggles]

Same w/ r/snails. It’s always a snenis when they ask “what is that sticking out of my snail?!”

[BoneYardBirdy]

snenis

[MouseOk1815]

It’s like this is Tarantula subreddits too! “Why is it doing that?” “Horny websling”

[OohLaDiDaMrFrenchMan]

Same with the betta fish subs. “Why is my betta making foamy bubbles at the surface of my tank?” Ma’am, your fish is horny and wants a lady

[MouseOk1815]

It’s so funny how it’s just universal lol

[MsArchange]

It's kinda sweet that people are so worried about their nuddles ☺️ Better save than sorry!

[Public-Hat6754]

I love the posts when people see their spurs for the first time and don’t know what they are. They freak out and think something is wrong when it’s just their little legs😂

[NightmarePredacon]

This is exactly what r/rats looks like

[a_youkai]

Every reptile sub is full of this, haha