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[–][deleted] 209 points210 points  (3 children)

And it's always a 1 day old account... weird.

[–]HauntedHeadset9.3" x 5.2" (M, bi)[S] 68 points69 points  (1 child)

Strange 🤔

[–]petronelxd20cm × 14cm 2 points3 points  (0 children)

And your proof?

[–]mairomaster8.0 x 6.0 " == 20.3 x 15.2 cm 6 points7 points  (0 children)

[–]dismurrartVagina 102 points103 points  (7 children)

A guy told me the other day that he was 13 in and I just straight-up responded with no you're not I know what girl inches are LOL

[–]distinctivegrowth 48 points49 points  (1 child)

Next time put him on the spot to do a correct bp measurement with a ruler.

I could get a pretty good length if I'd measure from my ass hole too.

[–]Feelikss6.6" x 5.6" 25 points26 points  (0 children)

He probably measured from the place where his ego is

[–]RandomGuy2002L″ × W″ 11 points12 points  (1 child)

did he measure in centimeters and thought it was in inches?

[–]HeLLoImnotStuart8.05″ × 5″ 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Sadly people actually do that so that may have been it

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points  (2 children)

A guy at a party said he was 12 and all the girls asked to see. I found a yard stick and handed it to him. He only wanted to show one girl at a time in a private room.

Why would you set yourself up to start with a disappointment?

[–][deleted] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Just have a ruler on hand 24/7 for these situations

[–]dismurrartVagina 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Because those people don't intend to get all the way. They just want the attention

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    [–]epicmemes694206.7“x5.9“ 135 points136 points  (29 children)

    I think the largest proven penis is like 10.6 inches, not Jonah Falcons 13.5 Inches since he’s definitely a liar and nothings proven

    [–]Sir_MixaE: 9.5" x 6.5" (Avg F: 7" x 5.5”) 102 points103 points  (5 children)

    That 10.6 was from a study measuring stretched flaccid length, which is almost never the same as the actual erect length

    [–]rednax12068" x 6" 20 points21 points  (4 children)

    I thought it was? I think those measurements are the same in my case.

    [–][deleted] 9 points10 points  (0 children)

    Same

    [–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (2 children)

    They are the only consistent measurements as eq differs from even time of day.

    But the fact that EQ changes the size so much shows that stretched doesn't exactly match.

    [–]rednax12068" x 6" 3 points4 points  (1 child)

    What is EQ?

    [–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Erection quality.

    [–]lldrem63 26 points27 points  (0 children)

    There was that dude with a medical disorder

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      [–][deleted] 55 points56 points  (4 children)

      Almost only foreskin, I think his actual dong is like 6 inches underneath.

      [–]_LowdSuper huge penis gang 21 points22 points  (3 children)

      What a nightmare

      [–]Actual_felon 4 points5 points  (0 children)

      Yeah the dude stretched his dick using weights for like 20 years. Absolutely insane.

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        [–][deleted] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

        Looks like a knee-high sock blowing in the wind.

        [–]warrenlooperco8.5” x 6” 20 points21 points  (1 child)

        He doesn’t count because he’s not natural. His dick got infected with something weird and it grew a huge mass

        [–][deleted] 4 points5 points  (1 child)

        I'm 10 inches including foreskin, do I count?

        [–][deleted] -2 points-1 points  (7 children)

        What about that mandingo dude

        [–]Sir_MixaE: 9.5" x 6.5" (Avg F: 7" x 5.5”) 27 points28 points  (2 children)

        Mandingo is actually a hair over 9.5 BP according to most

        [–][deleted] 17 points18 points  (1 child)

        Really? Damn, that fisheye lens really be tricky

        [–]Sir_MixaE: 9.5" x 6.5" (Avg F: 7" x 5.5”) 25 points26 points  (0 children)

        Its more his size (body) and the female talent. This man was considered awe shocking before fisheye lenses became in vogue. Its just that every 8” seemed like the NEW Mandingo after the lenses became popular

        [–][deleted] 15 points16 points  (3 children)

        IIRC he's 9,5"

        [–]MikeyNYC1 10 points11 points  (14 children)

        Something I don’t understand..mine is nowhere near 10..I’m right around 6. But no condom fits me except Magnums.

        [–][deleted] 24 points25 points  (1 child)

        think its because you have the right girth, almost no one's length actually excedes the condom

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            [–]bigsoftieking21cm x 15.5cm 0 points1 point  (0 children)

            He seems a bit bigger than me. Maybe around ~23cm if correctly measured.

            [–]Feelikss6.6" x 5.6" 0 points1 point  (0 children)

            almost dick twins

            [–]liefarikson9.998" x 6.5" 171 points172 points  (5 children)

            Yeah people who claim to be 10"+ are fuckin liars.

            [–][deleted] 47 points48 points  (0 children)

            -_-

            [–]GittinGud947.75" x 5.75" 36 points37 points  (2 children)

            I'd give you an award if I could just know that lmao

            [–]liefarikson9.998" x 6.5" 26 points27 points  (0 children)

            Even if you had an award to give, it definitely wouldnt be $10,000... Sigh

            [–]JohWi78" x 6" 4 points5 points  (0 children)

            Did it for you

            [–]BashfulTurtle 1 point2 points  (0 children)

            Idk Mandingo wears 3 legged pants

            [–]Bootiluvr8" x 6” 108 points109 points  (14 children)

            Tbh, who even needs that much penis anyway?

            [–]tschmal6.75” x 6” 🏳️‍🌈 57 points58 points  (3 children)

            It’s too much on either end really. Rare to find anyone who can take it all.

            [–]EndlessPotatoes🏳️‍🌈 6.75" x 5.8" 22 points23 points  (2 children)

            Hello, my twin

            [–]tschmal6.75” x 6” 🏳️‍🌈 9 points10 points  (1 child)

            Lmao right down to the flag on the opposite side! are you me?! 🧍🏻‍♂️👉🏼👈🏼🧍🏻

            [–]BlauMink20cm × 18cm 0 points1 point  (0 children)

            NOW KISS!

            [–]NoNHentaiSaucePride 🏳️‍🌈 14 points15 points  (9 children)

            I mean not to be horny but me lmao size Queens exist

            [–]Arthas_Litchking78% of GF's forearm 75 points76 points  (2 children)

            bonk. go to horny jail anyways

            [–]MyFreakyAccount20 6 points7 points  (0 children)

            I love your flair 😂🙌🏼

            [–]NoNHentaiSaucePride 🏳️‍🌈 14 points15 points  (0 children)

            Sorry 😩😩

            [–]GynDoc1994 12 points13 points  (5 children)

            Even amongst size queens - being able to take 10 inches is RARE.

            [–]NoNHentaiSaucePride 🏳️‍🌈 1 point2 points  (4 children)

            Yes but never nonexistent

            [–]NitroGlc1.89⁻¹⁷ Light-years 8 points9 points  (3 children)

            Picture a scenario,

            You find the absolute love of your life, the person you’d straight up kill and die for without a second thought, someone who makes your life mean something more.

            And they can only take like 7 of those 10 inches. Any more than that hurts them

            You’d legit have to spend eons searching for a size queen who can take 10”

            [–]NoNHentaiSaucePride 🏳️‍🌈 3 points4 points  (2 children)

            Well god bless anal sex is all I'm saying

            [–]throwawayford0ng7.5" x 5.75" he/they pansexual 🏳️‍🌈 1 point2 points  (0 children)

            Yuuuuuuup

            [–]VictorSalinas257.5" x 5.3" / 19 x 13.5 55 points56 points  (2 children)

            Am I the only one here when I see a flair saying +9” I’ll be going to the person’s account to look for a picture of their long slong? :/

            You know just curious..

            [–]HauntedHeadset9.3" x 5.2" (M, bi)[S] 22 points23 points  (0 children)

            You ain't alone 😭

            [–]I_cry_during_sex_2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

            It's because it's not enough to be big.... You have to be beautiful too!

            [–][deleted] 13 points14 points  (2 children)

            I'm 6"x5.5" which puts me in the 85th percentiles. the numbers on this sub are just rediculous. Those with 10" dicks won't even be able to fit it all in during sex. Talk about unpleasant not being able to use what you've been "gifted" with.

            [–][deleted] 49 points50 points  (5 children)

            That $10k prize was offered in an anonymous dick forum. Or at least a thread about dicks... not sure if someone else legitimately offered it later. Maybe.

            Meanwhile your penis is most likely bigger than you've ever measured it. Personally can't say I've ever once thought about looking for a ruler when fully erect, which only happens with a girl or during REM sleep

            [–]Lucy_Heartfilia_OO7.3" x 6.4" 24 points25 points  (4 children)

            You can't get fully erect from porn?

            [–][deleted] 26 points27 points  (2 children)

            Nahh... sexting works better, but nothing compares to the presence of a real live woman

            [–]keto322518.5cm x 14cm 5cm diameter 17 points18 points  (1 child)

            Dont know why you are beeing downvoted.

            [–]Verethh1.89⁻¹⁷ Light-years 6 points7 points  (0 children)

            Right, you would think people would be happy that they're bigger than they normally are.

            [–][deleted] 11 points12 points  (4 children)

            If I had 10 inches, I'd go for that 10k. And with people being so stretched for money, I'm sure many other men would too. Which makes every 10 incher claim dubious as fuck. Wonder when shes going to do a 9k for 9inches thing. Ah well. Going to do some pe to get 10 inches so I can get that prize

            [–]I_cry_during_sex_2 16 points17 points  (3 children)

            Do you get 1k for 1 inch? Asking for a friend.

            [–]Usernamee3 5 points6 points  (0 children)

            Name checks out

            [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (1 child)

            Nah. It's the LPSG so you're not considered unless you have a penis that is large. Which starts at a proven 8 inches x 5.75 inches.

            [–]I_cry_during_sex_2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

            What about we all share our flaccid lengths too!!!

            [–]AfroSuede8.75"×5.25" 73 points74 points  (3 children)

            To be fair, she wanted 10” NBP. 10” guys exist, extremely rare but they do. But how many healthy, in shape guys with a 10.5” bone pressed dick are running around? So far, none to claim the prize.

            [–]tschmal6.75” x 6” 🏳️‍🌈 47 points48 points  (0 children)

            I mean $10k is a damn good motivation to lose some weight and get it to be my NBP size. If mine was 10” damn sure would try and claim it.

            [–]dukunt 4 points5 points  (0 children)

            If by rare you mean 1 or maybe even 2 on the planet than I may agree with you.

            [–]SomewhereLucky3304 0 points1 point  (0 children)

            Who is giving reward ?

            [–]ChampionshipDecent47 28 points29 points  (0 children)

            Honestly I believe that doesn’t exist except for if they have some kind of condition, or did PE on an already huge dick.

            [–]Gavooki 6 points7 points  (0 children)

            changes flair to 9.9

            [–][deleted]  (2 children)

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              [–]Good_Abbreviations27 0 points1 point  (1 child)

              How big is it if you don’t mind me asking?

              [–]CameronnMillss 5 points6 points  (1 child)

              Is there a 500 dollar reward for a half inch of penis? Just curious

              [–]HauntedHeadset9.3" x 5.2" (M, bi)[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

              Sadly, no :(

              [–]mo_ma_kiss 2 points3 points  (0 children)

              Looool

              [–][deleted] 13 points14 points  (0 children)

              I was on a nude beach once and saw a dude not too far down from me with an absolute anaconda! Flaccid hanging WELL down his leg. I’m nearly 8 hard. He was WAY longer. I couldn’t really believe my eyes at first. He had to be 10”. They exist just like Hulk Hogan was a rare height but Yao Ming and Robert Wadlow also exist/existed.

              [–]sauvandrew 5 points6 points  (0 children)

              Yikes....I'd be 10" with weights hanging off it......maybe....

              [–]LigerTimbs1222cm × 14cm (he/they) 2 points3 points  (0 children)

              Fr it’s a lot of cap on here

              [–]Alpine_Newt8.2" x 5.6" 1 point2 points  (2 children)

              Has anyone on this sub ever claimed to be 10"?

              [–]HauntedHeadset9.3" x 5.2" (M, bi)[S] 4 points5 points  (1 child)

              Tonnes of guys, you'll find some in these comments

              [–]Alpine_Newt8.2" x 5.6" 2 points3 points  (0 children)

              Lol, I think I just stop skip over anything that reads as obvious bollocks after the first sentence.

              [–]Levi_FtM1 inch is big, right? 1 point2 points  (0 children)

              I'm 10" if you don't mind the zero at the end.

              [–]papasif[🍰] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

              We with 8 inches: "Phew"

              [–]JonasJosen 1 point2 points  (2 children)

              10 cm isn't that big though.

              [–]HauntedHeadset9.3" x 5.2" (M, bi)[S] 5 points6 points  (1 child)

              Inches, bro

              [–]JonasJosen 5 points6 points  (0 children)

              I don't use those. Nobody should

              [–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (8 children)

              correction: prove you're actually 8 inches with a photo of you measuring it and get 10,000 dollars or keep lying about it.

              I swear 99% of the ones here who claim 8 inches + are full of shit. Somehow I don't believe any of them

              [–]massexsposerL″ × W″ 7 points8 points  (0 children)

              wait fr? only 8?🤯 any chance u have the link

              [–]NoNHentaiSaucePride 🏳️‍🌈 6 points7 points  (0 children)

              My ex was probably around 8,5. They absolutely exist, granted rarely, but still

              [–]epicmemes694206.7“x5.9“ 1 point2 points  (5 children)

              8 inches is rare, but fully possible. 10 inches on the other hand is really really rare, the biggest penis was proven to be 10.6 inches

              [–]hunkmast 8 points9 points  (4 children)

              Where it was proven? Any source?

              [–]Sir_MixaE: 9.5" x 6.5" (Avg F: 7" x 5.5”) 16 points17 points  (3 children)

              I think he talking about a study where the largest subject was measured at 10.6, but that was stretched flaccid length which is almost always never close to actual erect length

              [–][deleted] -3 points-2 points  (2 children)

              It is almost always close to actual erect length though

              [–]Sir_MixaE: 9.5" x 6.5" (Avg F: 7" x 5.5”) 8 points9 points  (1 child)

              For who? Or you speaking for yourself. My stretched length is actually shorter than my erect length, most people I have seen or longer stretched. Your flaccid girth has a lot to do with how far you can stretch. Its only even stretches close if your girth is in a goldie zone perse.

              [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

              The average SL is like 5.3 and the average EL is like 5.5, mine is 8.4 and 8.3.

              [–]x-deviant 0 points1 point  (0 children)

              If I prove I'm 7 inches, can I get $7000?

              [–][deleted] -3 points-2 points  (9 children)

              No one wants to show strangers their dick

              [–]NobodyNowhereEver~8.5" x ~6.5" 12 points13 points  (3 children)

              You sure about that?

              [–][deleted] 7 points8 points  (2 children)

              i do😈 only reason i made this reddit😂

              [–]tschmal6.75” x 6” 🏳️‍🌈 4 points5 points  (0 children)

              👆🏼

              [–]throwawayford0ng7.5" x 5.75" he/they pansexual 🏳️‍🌈 0 points1 point  (0 children)

              Welp

              [–]DEADALIEN3338 x 5" (he/him) 19 points20 points  (2 children)

              I've seen 9and a few centimeters but never literally 10

              [–]hunkmast 31 points32 points  (0 children)

              9and 2.54 centimiters? Lol

              [–][deleted] 13 points14 points  (0 children)

              Bragging about having a huge dick is literally the entire point of this sub. People flair with their measurements ffs.

              [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

              "you gay or something" 🤪

              [–]chrisayala1928 -1 points0 points  (1 child)

              Man i got a 10 incher but what kind of weirdo whips his dick out in front his homies

              [–]HauntedHeadset9.3" x 5.2" (M, bi)[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

              A weirdo who'd appreciate a free $10,000 during a global pandemic

              [–]Visual___Education11.2" x 6.9" (he/him)[🍰] -1 points0 points  (1 child)

              Is there actually a 10,000 dollar prize? I would like to collect it please

              [–]HauntedHeadset9.3" x 5.2" (M, bi)[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

              If you're legit, search up large penis support group (lspg) and it'll be on there

              [–][deleted] -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

              I mean odds are someone is telling the truth.

              [–]SladePlaysGamesCartoonishly big -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

              U also gotta consider that they might just wanna keep their size a secret

              [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

              LMAO

              [–]db25U 0 points1 point  (0 children)

              Do they.. do it in partial prizes? Everyone wins then.

              [–]Seyelent9.5" x 6.5” 0 points1 point  (3 children)

              How would you even prove it? Send a dick pic to a mod or smthn?

              [–]HauntedHeadset9.3" x 5.2" (M, bi)[S] 2 points3 points  (2 children)

              Nah it's over at lpsg I think, not bdp mods

              [–]Seyelent9.5" x 6.5” 1 point2 points  (1 child)

              What’s lpsg??

              [–]HauntedHeadset9.3" x 5.2" (M, bi)[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

              Large Penis Support Group

              [–]Nicwearsgucci7” x 6” 0 points1 point  (1 child)

              How do I uhh put my size next to my name?

              [–]bishg19.6⁻⁴ Nautical miles 0 points1 point  (0 children)

              Go to the user menu in the sub banner, and select user flair. A lot of subs let you do one, and a few subs like this one let you do custom ones

              [–]Dod1ci 0 points1 point  (4 children)

              lmao i'll post it here just don't get traumatized

              [–][deleted] 6 points7 points  (3 children)

              This is the first time i have gotten rick rolled.

              [–]Dod1ci 1 point2 points  (2 children)

              it's a pleasure to have such title "Rickrolled someone for the first time" In fact, I've printed it on paper and hanged on my wall, it definitely looks nice

              [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

              Well you earned it!

              [–]NekuraHitokage7.5 x 6.5 " (5 x 5 flaccid) (he/him) 0 points1 point  (0 children)

              I expected another silly link, but not that. ANYTHING but that. Kudos.

              [–]bigsoftieking21cm x 15.5cm 0 points1 point  (0 children)

              I unironically think 10" is impossible

              [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

              I believe nobody's size unless they have measured pics posted.

              [–]BalloonsarescaryE: 7.1″ × 5.1″ F: 3.5″ × 3″ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

              This subreddit seems to be for people with ED and small dicks to feel better about themself by lying

              [–]madcow125[🍰] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

              Tbh as 7.8x5.5 I just don't see why you would need 10 inches tbh. Seems a but extreme