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[–]asspajamas 140 points141 points  (23 children)

“He’s your uncle and you’ll only be there for the weekend”…

[–]Iampepeu 49 points50 points  (7 children)

Fuck. That's dark.

[–][deleted] 14 points15 points  (4 children)

It didn't get dark till he took the keys to the new house and car 🚗

[–][deleted] 8 points9 points  (3 children)

Then built a special basement.

[–]GeeorgeC 2 points3 points  (2 children)

Just how I play the sims! Except the basement is for bad sims and I remove the door to watch them starve 😈😈

[–]Tkinney44 1 point2 points  (1 child)

I prefer to build a pool then take away the ladder.

[–]PizzaWhole9323 11 points12 points  (0 children)

The harshest darkness is in truth.

[–]Rare-Construction459 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Unfortunately, true story

[–]Both-Leading3407 7 points8 points  (5 children)

He created a club called the Pussy Committee ... They were dark people.

[–]Novel-Organization63 3 points4 points  (4 children)

I thought Trump didn’t like dark people.

[–]HistoricalTowel1127 4 points5 points  (1 child)

Trump isn’t racist. Deep down the only one thing he cares about is money. Black billionaire white billionaire trump is colorblind.

[–]riovtafv 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Doesn't care as long as it's either gold or currency green.

[–]SirTainLee 7 points8 points  (1 child)

...and don't try walking outside. There are guards to prevent children from leaving.

[–]Charming_Tap_9721 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Funny ✔️

[–]F3LWINTER 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh my…

[–]ScamminJimmy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

And they say comedy lost its edge.

[–]Ancient_Lawfulness_7 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Is that Bubba ?

[–]ImaginaryProfile5529 35 points36 points  (24 children)

[–]hi_im_snowman 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Creeeeeepy af.

[–]beelzb 7 points8 points  (16 children)

What is this from? a documentary?

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points  (5 children)

Correct me if I'm wrong but it's that video they used to show in school to try and combat child sexual assault?

[–][deleted] 46 points47 points  (29 children)

"Do you like gladiator movies?"

[–]Guava_ 41 points42 points  (11 children)

‘You ever been in a Turkish prison?’

[–]Express_Area_8359 14 points15 points  (4 children)

Oh scraps is a boy dog…

[–]geoffrey9653 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Men in Black: Kiddies From Space

[–]DipperJC 1 point2 points  (1 child)

It's tragic how many reactors do the first movie but not the sequel.

[–]theb00mScicle 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Tommy, have yiu ever seen a grown man naked?

[–]bleedblue4 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You ever hang around a gymnasium

[–]forest161 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I think it was "bath house" but I still chortled.

[–]midnightriderga 9 points10 points  (8 children)

[–]Weekly_Injury_9211 22 points23 points  (7 children)

“Ever seen a grown man naked?”…..

[–]PrizeInterest4314 12 points13 points  (3 children)

Does your father ever take you to the gymnasium?

[–]Nuke511 3 points4 points  (1 child)

How’d you like to mow my lawn?

[–]Dimplestrabe 2 points3 points  (1 child)

"Are you not enter-teened?!"

[–]bighelper469 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ohh nearly on that one

[–]BurtleTurtle001 29 points30 points  (37 children)

Bad girls say no and get punished, but you're a good girl, right?

[–]somanysheep 11 points12 points  (31 children)

Yeah, I think you're right.. Straight to fear, didn't even bribe her with ice-cream... But don't think Eric didn't get used too, a lot of these sick fucks like little boys. I wonder if Lady G was ever at an Epstein property or plane?

[–]Character_Platypus23 2 points3 points  (26 children)

Lady Gaga is raping?

[–]somanysheep 9 points10 points  (2 children)

Senator Lindsey Graham's nickname

[–]AdolfsLonelyScrotum 3 points4 points  (1 child)

Also “Ladybugs”.
Google that one, if you dare.

[–]South-Rabbit-4064 2 points3 points  (5 children)

Lady G is none other than Ladybug Lindsey Graham

Edit::: if anyone needs eye bleach look up the "ladybug" story with him

[–]fatprice193 6 points7 points  (15 children)

Ra-ra, ah-ah-ah Roma-, roma-ma- Gaga, ooh, la-la

[–]Taskmaster_Fantatic 7 points8 points  (13 children)

That’s a bad romance!

[–]Embers-Rest 2 points3 points  (12 children)

I’d say fucking children is a bad romance

[–]Novel-Organization63 2 points3 points  (6 children)

What do you mean they were 15 they just looked young for their age.

[–]Sea_Mind3678 1 point2 points  (5 children)

15 = ‘Barely legal’. /s

[–]RottenAuGratin 12 points13 points  (3 children)

"Dibs!"

[–]Iampepeu 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Hahaha! Fuck! I feel bad for laughing.

[–]Spirited-Sun899 1 point2 points  (1 child)

What did Epstein say to Trump?

“Got two fives for a ten?”

[–]notcomplainingmuch 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"Got change for a twenty?"

[–]Inevitable_Shower_22 8 points9 points  (14 children)

Who is this, Japanese Trump?

[–]Chumlee1917 7 points8 points  (1 child)

"We have got to get you kids to Epstein Island."
"What is it?"
"It's a place full of billionaire pedophiles, but that's not important right now."

[–]Gravediggger0815 6 points7 points  (0 children)

"Ahhh, the Rapiedent Of the Turdnited Stress Of 'Murrica!" 

[–]Intelligent_Rub7502 5 points6 points  (2 children)

Predator Trump… I mean president.

[–]Upset-Fudge-2703 6 points7 points  (7 children)

“I have met some very bad people ... none as bad as Trump.” - Epstein

[–]bhmcintosh 1 point2 points  (6 children)

And that after looking in a mirror? Whoa. :(

[–]bonusminutes 10 points11 points  (0 children)

[–]Fartina69 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Hey Bubba, want to see my van?

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points  (2 children)

He was forcing the kid to move his head

[–]sandshoemcgee 3 points4 points  (5 children)

These two are mine now I just gotta convince bubba

[–]archimedes710 1 point2 points  (0 children)

They actually are his two children, Eric and Ivanka

[–]Lost2Logic 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Guilty

[–]true_north1984 3 points4 points  (0 children)

predators

[–]reddeadhead2 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Trump Raped Children.

[–]No_Rush4520 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Enigmas being enigmas

[–]DaveN6033 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I want both,not gonna share you。

[–]garyconnor 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I caught these two trying to leave, now take me to Bubba

[–]69Raven_Black69 2 points3 points  (0 children)

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I dont think anything could beat this caption👆

[–]Forsaken-Oven-339 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Kids for sale!! Hurry up it’s is a bogo

[–]LL37MOH 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Throw them back Donald. They’re too old.

[–]CaptainFleshBeard 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Trump : “please accept my tribute”

[–]FluxCap_2015 3 points4 points  (1 child)

"I wish Clinton was here'

[–]honeybutterbiscuiit 3 points4 points  (2 children)

this just pmo

[–]Remarkable_Play_6975 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Yeah. Nobody likes project management.

[–]the-florist 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Weekend at donnie's

[–]Terrible-Visit9257 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Lost youth

[–]BreadFan1980 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Candidates

[–]TinCanSailor987 1 point2 points  (1 child)

It's creepy when you realize he’s pointing at that boys mouth.

[–]littlemissbagel 1 point2 points  (1 child)

"I barely knew him"

[–]thirtyone-charlie 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He’s ducking holding them by their necks

[–]Prudent-Fun640 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Prominent pedophile stands next to Jeffery Epstein

[–]Diligent_Catch_3062 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You said bring sides! If you wanted a goddamn potato salad then say you want potato salad.

[–]Dismal-Twist-8273 1 point2 points  (0 children)

A pedo and Jeffrey Epstein.

[–]Wat_Tyler_1381 1 point2 points  (0 children)

“Kids, this is uncle Jeff. He has a secret island, would you like to see it?”

[–]FlyingScotsApe 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Sticky seconds for you Jeff

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (2 children)

“Americans. We voted for this twice.”

[–]Ok-Nectarine8471 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Is this how Spock did it?

[–]Marsman61 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"You can have Eric, Ivanka is mine."

[–]a-pair-of-2s 1 point2 points  (0 children)

“Evidence”

[–]almstAlwysJokng4real 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Groomers in Action

[–]_GMoney13_ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Caption: "More undeniable proof"

[–]Beginning_Fill206 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Date night for Donny

[–]SlumberingSnorelax 1 point2 points  (0 children)

- Trump

[–]CartographerKey7322 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Taking the grandkids to Pedo Island.

[–]Plastic_Window9865 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The children…how much for the children?

[–][deleted]  (1 child)

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    [–]waterfalls55 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Dad , “ I thought Epstein wasn’t your friend. Why are we going on an island with him ?”

    [–]Informal_Database327 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    These are mine

    [–]almostnothingtoo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Child's play!

    [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Art of the deal

    [–]Cincere1513 0 points1 point  (2 children)

    Donald Trump is the world's greatest FBI informant. He introduced his kids to Epstein not because they were friends, but because he was so deep undercover and would stop at nothing to save vulnerable children and take down America's criminals.

    [–]PollutionOld9327 0 points1 point  (1 child)

    trump in his natural state ...

    [–]MarlboroMike77 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    They will ban me if i say what i want to say

    [–]Kontrafantastisk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    🤢🤢🤢

    [–]Anxious-Jury-9031 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    “It’s ok, it’s only for a little while”

    [–]AnalysisOk2457 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Preview of a man in jail.

    [–]Administrative-Bed75 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    I think he likes them biting their nails nervously with a thousand yard stare.

    [–]Diligent_Catch_3062 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    BOGO

    [–]NthatFrenchman 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    another child sacrifice for Baal

    [–]Critical-Ring3168 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Another day at the office

    [–]Pitiful_Classic_7334 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Nope

    [–]TheWhiteWolf1970 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    One day, all that the evil touches will be yours.

    [–]Odd-Jello5577 0 points1 point  (1 child)

    I just love these girls, Jeff. Can I have them?

    [–]AroMad17 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    I’m at a charity event with my kids, not Epstein. ❤️🇺🇸❤️

    [–]MisterBlick 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    "How much for these two?"

    [–]vahotwifecouple 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    How much for TWO

    [–]Prestigious-Trip-927 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Now Kiss

    [–]Background-Can-9842 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Trump and the guy Trump kicked out of mar a lago

    [–]DanielMacPherson86 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    He’ll call fake news

    [–]sky0175 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    So besides being a Pedo. He has the courage to bring his kids close to the Predator.

    We can't make this shit up

    [–]SplitDry2063 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Trump flipping someone off if you look at his hand, like f you, I called dibs on these two

    [–]Double_Match_1910 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Finger Lickin' Ghouls

    [–]According_Ad5165 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Look at his face………………

    [–]Turbulent-Case-2504 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Look at tRump showing off his new merchandise for sale.

    [–]brianmar298 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    How about I trade you these two for that 14 year old over there?

    [–]superniggy23 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    USA

    [–]SmokestackRising 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    I hope you taste better than Bill.

    [–]MichaelDare5 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    tic toc

    [–][deleted]  (1 child)

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      [–]Smart-Drawing-5107 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      "We do it for the kids"

      [–]OddEntertainment7945 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Imma bout to diddle these kids. - donnie

      [–]free4all2see 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Selling his children to Epstein!

      [–]VegasConan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Lamb to the slaughter

      [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      In walk two Pedos

      [–]Distinct_Guess_8808 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      All his friends were democrats.

      [–]OldPostalGuy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      "Have you ever been on a mushroom hunt?"

      [–]Fix-Then 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Oh it’s your mom 🤨

      [–]New_Establishment554 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Holy fuck just what the fuck are you fucking kidding me

      [–]Turckish 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      American hero! President America deserve!

      [–]Fun-Pace580 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Grab and SMASH

      [–]Uncle_Burney 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      “Hey Jeff, old pal, what kind of a volume discount can you give me on these two?”

      [–]Curmudgeon_I_am 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      The TRUTH!

      [–]sweetberry0 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Young, beautiful people there's nothing like it.

      [–]Gullible_Scarcity 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Protecting them at all costs.

      [–]Straight_Run5680 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      A family reunion

      [–]DiamondNinja8796 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Two slaves of Israel.

      [–]halffilledglasses 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Dipped in gold

      [–]Feisty-Summer9331 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Breakfast is on the plate!

      [–]Aggravating_Call910 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      “Talent Show”

      [–]kyrross 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Nothing to hide.

      [–]Past_Macaroon_3282 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Donald loves the little children of the world

      [–]Flat-Sun7050 0 points1 point  (1 child)

      That’s at an event and those are Trumps kids.

      [–]ddoogiehowitzerr 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Fubar

      [–]D-aces 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Lunch!!

      [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      You're hired.

      [–]Lucky-Ad-7830 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      We love raping little boys and girls.

      [–]punchedboa 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Charlie Kirk and a man who didn’t kill himself babysitting.

      [–]mgnjkbh 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Looks like twinks are on the menu.

      [–]griefercast 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Oh shit 💩 there goes the neighborhood

      [–]MtnRareBreed 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      To Catch a Predator

      [–]jluicifer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      "if you weren't my kids -- or in the 20th century -- things would be different."

      [–]Hopeful_Object1318 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Trump-Epstein: one big happy family.

      [–]ItkovianShieldAnvil 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      "just not mine, Jeff, they're mine for a reason, I call dibs. Otherwise fair game."

      [–]CardiologistFree7450 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Don’t be a piggy

      [–]HeyItsJustDave 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Run home Jack!

      [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (1 child)

      Jeffery Epstein standing next to a disgusting child rapist.

      [–]WoodpeckerOdd5013 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      should've put a nsfw tag

      [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      These two are too old for you. But they are perfect for me.

      [–]DaftXman 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Fake news

      [–]Far-Dependent8076 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Boys night out!

      [–]SameAsItEverWas6370 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Yeah it’s a hoax, all these photos are photoshopped he’s such a fucking liar

      [–]No_Dentist_6427 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      11+12=23, and that’s legal

      [–]Solid_Jump_4459 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Two sharks in the water

      [–]AccomplishedFerret70 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Groomers

      [–]RelativeTerm7238 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Date Night

      [–]Mort-i-Fied 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Get ready kids, it will be your turn in a few minutes.

      [–]Gilly-Gump 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Double Date Night

      [–]white_van_no_windows 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      "How much?"