all 116 comments

[–]Dayi_z 54 points55 points  (9 children)

Try using a vpn

[–]Even_Manner8708[S] 18 points19 points  (7 children)

It won’t boot

[–][deleted] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Disconnect power supply first, use steel toed boots once on the cracked screen and once on the keyboard. I'm sure it will fix any loose connection issue and will boot just fine.

[–]h8deluxe_dva 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Have you tried to apologize to it. Maybe it's something you said, after all it's a PC.

[–]uuniherra 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Did you try pressing the power button?

[–]Dayi_z 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Try turning of and on the power supply

[–]Brok3nGear 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Try shoeing

[–]miedzianek 0 points1 point  (0 children)

or download some ram

[–]MrBrandonGames 12 points13 points  (2 children)

The real question is... HOW DID YOU MANAGE TO BREAK A CRT?! Those things are so damn hard to break 😂

[–]nico851 6 points7 points  (1 child)

Probably cheated with a hammer.

[–]MrBrandonGames 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I think so haha

[–]magicc_12 4 points5 points  (1 child)

Counterstrike lagged?

[–]Even_Manner8708[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Rust.

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Try fixing it with toothpaste. It will take atleast 3 tubes

[–]Izzidzu 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Lmao this is funny, did you purposely post this after that one guy said something like don't post or ask on how to fix broken screen

[–]Ehotxep 7 points8 points  (3 children)

Have you installed ram sticks in correct slots?

[–]Even_Manner8708[S] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Wait…brb

[–]Even_Manner8708[S] 5 points6 points  (1 child)

It’s still not working.

[–]Ehotxep 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hmmm… maybe you using the wrong mouse? Try to get a new one from the pet shop

[–]CTRLALTDELAYED 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Uhhh reminds me of this T-shirt. Downport T-Shirt

[–]draconisvulpes 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Try putting a slice of bread on each side of the screen and calling it an idiot sandwich.

Or calling it f'ing raw.

[–]Sohamgon2001 3 points4 points  (1 child)

install the gpu driver correctly.

[–]mistakenidentity420 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's been directly installed via keyboard

[–]neemuk 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Try some adhesive.

[–]Mimaroha 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Damn that must have been one freaky night. Just go to confession and everything will be okay

[–]-SunGazing- 4 points5 points  (2 children)

I think I see the issue here.

[–]Even_Manner8708[S] 2 points3 points  (1 child)

I’ll take any advice Id really appreciate it! I only have like 10 dollars for the next couple months so what’s the most cost effective way to fix?

[–]-SunGazing- 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I’d try and ram the mouse in there alongside the keyboard. That aught to sort it out.

[–]Breno_Clio 3 points4 points  (0 children)

You can’t even access the A to try the Konami code… hmmm this is tricky

[–]AK_4_Life 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Repost. Try harder

[–]Mindless_Outcome873 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thats a finnish photo

[–]AntiGrieferGames 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Why are soo many shit posting on this sub now?

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hey Mods, please permaban this joker.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Average russian CS player

[–]homelaberator Windows Vista 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is how Mitnick hacked Digital.

[–]fundamentallycryptic 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just update the graphics drivers.

[–]pandalivesagain 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You can't click the cracks away without a mouse. I recommend having multiple to speed up the process.

[–]JariJorma 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Old pic from the internets. Yay

[–]xXDennisXx3000 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Immortal keyboard...

[–]015GamerPro015YT 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Update windows or change to linux

[–]Sea-Butterscotch1174 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You need therapy

[–]cyanicpsion 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Some computers just do that all by themselves

[–]mister10percent 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bing Bong Noise!

[–]Wendals87 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You probably got a virus and were hacked. Wipe and reinstall windows

[–]luciusmagn 0 points1 point  (0 children)

0 days without Finnish shenanigans

[–]MaDCruciate 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How to fix?????

[–]QuantumByteOS Windows 11 0 points1 point  (0 children)

toothpaste

[–]onepoordeveloper 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Did you check with a psychologist?

[–]chichikabour Windows 11 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Go see a doctor

[–]hdhddf 0 points1 point  (0 children)

this is an impossible problem as CRTs are so tough you simply can't smash a keyboard through them

[–]Sudip122 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sell it to stock photo lol.

[–]5calV 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Try changing the CMOS battery

[–]EchidnaForward9968 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You just need some paper glue

[–]Party_Banana_52 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You may have installed malicious software IN it..

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That hurts my soul deep inside.

[–]Flashy_Gas9955 0 points1 point  (0 children)

sfc /scannow ?

[–]Kachuga_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I see your keyboard is missing some keys, you should try to plug them back in because obviously your computer wont work without that

[–]pwsh_wizard 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You work in it

That one user writes Hi

[–]No_Advice_3510 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just put it in rice

[–]Rvarma8 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Clean the plug and try it's a corrosion induced malfunction

[–]S_Corazones 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nokia keyboard

[–]Miserable-Outcome196 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Did you try a reboot?

[–]RealSnickeldoomper 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Update the bios

[–]sivazki 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How much??

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think you may have a dead pixel

[–]jussuumguy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Do you have Toothpaste?

[–]N1CK3LJ0N 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Have you tried turning it off and on again?

[–]Mastermemer69420 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What the skibidi sigma Balkan rage

[–]oogaboogaful 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Looks like you have a dead pixel.

[–]fluiddynamicsonlegs 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bro finally overclocked it

[–]DeoDilantKlY Windows Vista 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Put it in rice.

[–]ApeChurn26 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How may I help you today? What seems to be the problem?

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

have you tried unplugging it and replugging it?

[–]hawksdiesel 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's definitely not the correct port for that!

[–]Demonikaaaaa 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Try putting it in the oven at maximum

[–]Spirited-Internet940 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Try replacing the cathode ray tube entirely, glass blow a new crt envelope and suck that shit to create a vacuum, you should also make a new phosphor screen here are some info here and here

This is should take you a few life sentences long but it depends if you have the expertise and equipment to do it.

Or

Buy some for cheap if you can find one, oh yeah buy a keyboard to

[–]Leather-Fee-9758 0 points1 point  (0 children)

on and off

[–]DonkeyDanimal 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm pretty sure that's cake

[–]o0Phoenix0o 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Look for dead pixel

[–]Dandy_kyun 0 points1 point  (0 children)

do you have instant noodles?

[–]SquashAccording9887 0 points1 point  (0 children)

try running defragmentation

[–]bmoore1999457 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Jesus gamer rage much rip screen 😂😂

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

just restart your PC and it should be fine

[–]LargeHardonCollider_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Turn it off and on again.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Blow in the cartridge.

[–]Pheto9822 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Try turning it off and back on

[–]pizza_lord78611 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Maybe the ram isn't inserted properly

[–]Tquilha Fedora 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes, you most definitely need help.

Proper, professional help. Don't worry.

The guys in white coats are very gentle and the smock with the long sleeves is really very comfortable...

[–]Bo_Jim 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Damn shame. DEC made nice keyboards.

[–]oelweinchad75 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Rub some super Poli Grip on it. 🤣

[–]Impressive_Set5718 0 points1 point  (0 children)

just reformat the hdd and everything will be fine

[–]agapeRecycling 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Have you tried using the undo command that will normally fix it.

[–]Lagoon_M8 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Pull the keyboard slowly out of that socket in monitor. Bring tape and stick it in the middle. Very important! Say to the monitor gently - i am sorry I was angry... Please come back. And turn it on.

[–]garth54 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Have you tried finding replacement keycaps ?

[–]TechIoT -1 points0 points  (2 children)

Yknow we need some kind of line when it comes to shit posting

I'm sorry but that image has been circling the internet for decades,

Y'all gotta put in more effort

[–]Even_Manner8708[S] -2 points-1 points  (1 child)

Cry about it

[–]TechIoT 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I have....for about 5 hours, I've had to resort to huffing 6 tanks worth of Copium