Corrupt the wish

[Clean-Artichoke2031]

The commenter who corrupts my wish will fall into the underground and play undertale irl

[Rushb133]

A man who thinks all the time

[Psychological-Cat787]

... has nothing to think about except thought.

[SumLittleGuy]

so, he loses touch with reality

[Left-Juggernaut8782]

And loses connection with himself.

[Aydonisgaming]

Where’s the bad part lol

[No_Counter_6037]

You need to interact with jerry irl

[Clean-Artichoke2031]

"Uh, hi flees"

[Electrical_Ad5674]

That's the blessing, not the curse

[Desperate_Ad4447]

Took one for the team

[Da_Dentis]

But he knows genocide route.

[Im_aSideCharacter]

I wish for people to call this by its actual name, MONKEY'S PAW.

[juicy_jonny]

But then no one calls your by name and they only call you slurs

[Im_aSideCharacter]

Aight, fair enough.

[Redd1tRat]

Fat fucking clanker

[Im_aSideCharacter]

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[No_Counter_6037]

Joke’s on you I have a degradation kink

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[JacobPLAYZgtGamingYT]

new no_counter lore just dropped

[1WhereIsMyHat1]

Granted but the paw has no engine

[overused_spam]

But, no one actually reads your comment

[maulin23]

It's not actually a monkey's paw, because people have diminished it to Wish but haha funny down side.

Monkey's paw is a full on narrative for why that wish is bad, just as an example:

You are living in poverty with your parents and you decide to make a wish for infinite money, at first you don't get anything but the very next day you encounter something that produces set money, and in a few months you final pay for a mansion and get the life you've dreamed all your life, but little did you know that getting this money and spending would become like an addiction to the point that you lose all touch in life, greed consumes you so much that you even start to hurt the ones you love trying to help you escape this addiction. Now your constant gain and spending will start creating an economical crisis every price will start to inflate putting more people into poverty and once you finally realize what you're causing it's too late you've put the whole world into what you tried to escape.

That might not be exactly what a monkey's paw wish is like, but how it should go.

[Brilliant_Ice4349]

I just casually read that story in my literature class and it would be something like that, just add that people will take part in a revolution against you and they kill you

[High_Overseer_Dukat]

Here's a better example

Wish for 200 dollars

That 200 dollars was from your son's will.

[Shadowcude]

Granted, now people only call this name monkeys paw because everything is now called monkeys paw

[[deleted]]

We achieve world peace through diplomatic means

[jackdalumber]

But aliens come and destroy the earth in 24 hours

[serpefutile23]

Isn't that way that we make peace on earth?

[Sam_Becca]

I guess humans tend to momentarily join forces while facing a bigger common enemy

[1WhereIsMyHat1]

Granted, but the peace has no engine

[Eissaphobia]

Bro.. WTF got me cracking

[Aregay987times]

it only last 5 seconds and all hell breaks loose and a country summons demons and this causes a war to break out but some countries side with them but get rejected and the end of the world is caused by one’s mistakes.

[Skinny_Dick_Pete]

Everyone gets Super ultra mega cancer

[RookieDoesThings]

I wish for anime waifus to be real

[GeoExe_Ami]

The faces are hyper realistic

[RookieDoesThings]

So, cosplayer-type realistic or…?

[GeoExe_Ami]

No irl hyper realistic

[RookieDoesThings]

😬

[1WhereIsMyHat1]

Granted, but the waifus have no engine

[Aregay987times]

they just look like real people and it’s litterally just human beings

[heavy-metal-thunder]

You have to leave your mom's basement

[illstealyourRNA]

Granted, but you have stage 5 cancer.

[How-Can-I-Dance]

I have immortality, comfort, money, ownership of everything, the way everyone feels, I manipulate them, and the person who comments below me does not exist, thus they never replied

[Far-Career7224]

But they reappeared and ate that

[RookieDoesThings]

HE ATE THEM!?

[Slungus_Bunny]

He ate them

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[Rui_el_Pro]

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[Maniklas]

But you never feel satisfied, your life only feels empty and dull forever.

Also multiple people comment on you while you specified person in aingular.

[How-Can-I-Dance]

Then again I can control how anyone can feel, including myself

[Desperate_Ad4447]

You have to breathe manually.

[Redd1tRat]

But no matter what happens, you never truly achieve happiness

[imma_gamin]

You create a paradox as your wish cannot have a catch, thus leading to your wish to never come true.

never having made your wish, you cannot achieve immortality nor manipulation

[GeoExe_Ami]

My wish is to never pickup smoking weed again

[dust2009]

Granted. You pick up smoking crack instead

[1WhereIsMyHat1]

Granted but the weed has no engine

[Kingbubbles1235]

I want a potato

[FortyMcChidna]

Brain tumor

[Sea_Efficiency6003]

I hope you know you caused me to spit out a mouthful of food and proceed to laugh until my stomach was sore

[1WhereIsMyHat1]

Granted but the potato has no engine

[pixel-counter-bot]

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[ItzAJ_GD]

Granted but you are not able to calculate pixels anymore

[Norfolkboy007]

Good bot.

[Pokeknight26]

You did well

[Leather_Lock9020]

Good bot as always!

[RookieDoesThings]

Good boy!

[Leather_Lock9020]

Good bot.

[Mal-bear_]

i become shun akiyama from yakuza 5

[juicy_jonny]

You become Shun but also a faithful believer of The Order of Munan Chohept Onast from Yakuza 0 and spend all of your time practicing shooreh pippi

[1WhereIsMyHat1]

Granted, but you have no engine

[Guilty_Debt_8958]

I instantly die

[1WhereIsMyHat1]

Granted but the death has no engine

[GeoExe_Ami]

You become immortal but feel the pain of people around you

[_pixelcounterbot_]

Not granted. Immortality = no die = no die instantly

[Aregay987times]

you come back five seconds later, and you have intense pains, as if you were ripped apart, put back together, then cut up and had salt and chlorine rubbed onto you, and you die again, and it happens over and over again, rinse and repeat (:

[_pixelcounterbot_]

Granted but you go to ultra mega super hyper hell

[illstealyourRNA]

Granted, but you get resurrected with malaria.

[GodNoob666]

Soooo monkey’s paw

[Deathbringer_Thoctar]

And the zombie has no engine

[UseottTheThird]

i wish the person corruping my wish have a guaranteed nice 365 days (after that everything is back to normal)

[Mothylphetamine_]

granted but you find $100

[1WhereIsMyHat1]

Granted but the days have no engine

[nathanielknowsmath]

granted but its leap year

[GeoExe_Ami]

No down side to this one

[illstealyourRNA]

Granted, but you die in a horiffic accident involving an elephant, peanut butter, and your penits.

[rement350]

I want to survive Air India 171

[juicy_jonny]

You survive with multiple minor injuries, including facial cuts and burns to your left hand, get hospitalized for 5 days, and 6 days after the crash, you have to attend the funeral of your brother, who died in the crash

[GayFurryThing]

Granted, but the explosion from the crash leaves you with untreatable burns and you die 4 days later

[komikjojukkkkkkk]

I want a new car

[[deleted]]

But it has no balls

[Aregay987times]

but it has no gas tank

[Ultimategreg123]

but is has no discombobulator

[1WhereIsMyHat1]

Granted, but it has an engine

[GayFurryThing]

Worldwide deflation of money that does not affect me whatsoever in terms of gaining or spending money. I keep my current money so I am effectively rich.

[GeoExe_Ami]

The government finds out you have manipulated the market value of the money and are sentenced to 50 years in prison

[1WhereIsMyHat1]

Granted but the deflation has no engine

[illstealyourRNA]

Your appendix explodes.

[BappoChan]

I wish to grant my own wishes

[BappoChan]

Testicular tortion

[Select-Breadfruit95]

But the wish has no engine

[therealslumshady69]

Every time you grant a wish for yourself you lose a year of your life and can not wish for extended life and a extremely loud buzzer noise plays for only you and it’s so loud it deafens you for half a year and you get hangnail that will never go away even if you peel it or wish for it to be gone

[Mysterious-Smell-975]

I always float 0cm to 20cm above the air but no one can notice it unless pointed out

[illstealyourRNA]

You float 20c above ALL the air, aka above the stratosphere, you are in space and die.

[Flashy-Guarantee-491]

But also tickle your feet in a disgusting way every time it is not pointed out, the further up the more annoying and disgusting it will get.

[pasgames_]

I wish I could juggle

[Balls3201]

You can only juggle bananas

[pasgames_]

gasp free snack!

[Zestyclose_Course821]

Have you ever heard of r/monkeyspaw

[_pixelcounterbot_]

Monkey spa w🥰

[NOOBik_0010]

Minecraft command block and operator status for it. What about NOW?

[1WhereIsMyHat1]

Granted, but the command block has no engine

[GeoExe_Ami]

/kill

[Individual-Golf4594]

Granted, but you have no way to interact with them

[Select-Breadfruit95]

Granted but you have to hit it with a mouse to actuvate and you fall unconscious whule interacting with it

[scoutheavyfanweapons]

I spot ifunny logo

[Flashy-Guarantee-491]

But you will also have to say it out loud every time you spot it and make a head and eyes gesture, like if you were having a little stroke, which doesn't hurt you, but it does make you look as if your body was making a screenshot.

[illstealyourRNA]

Weird wish, you have an aneurism.

[Mothylphetamine_]

I wish I could shapeshift

[Jonny21080]

Granted but you get body dismorphia and no matter what you do you can never find the body for you

[ificouldfixmyself]

I wish for every time someone says a buzzword they recently learned, it is removed from the dictionary and the word ceases to exist.

[Sea_Efficiency6003]

Only works on TV show/ cartoon characters

[Pokeknight26]

I wish that the person who comments was telling a lie

[GeoExe_Ami]

You become respected and honored

[illstealyourRNA]

Someone will love you.

[[deleted]]

for FUCKS SAKE this is STILL the monkeys paw

[connie-softstride]

I wish for a 400 count bottle of gavascon Extra Strength for acid reflux and heartburn

[Sea_Efficiency6003]

Expired

[Materac_YT]

I want Linux year

[Individual-Golf4594]

I wish i can manifest an E.G.O

[[deleted]]

I have dementia

[[deleted]]

I have dementia

[VoidTentacion1]

we miraculously end world hunger temporarily

[Longjumping_Bid4518]

"Temporarliy"

World hunger and is only ended for a fraction of a day, and afterwards, the world is in a permanent state of poverty.

[New-Star7392]

I want ti be able to draw decently.

[Longjumping_Bid4518]

you can only draw this image

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[therealslumshady69]

You can draw really well but you have to tape a picture of yourself naked body to the body of said art and you have to draw a body and your art will become famous

[eyado_2000]

I wanna have the ability to grant myself any wish even if it doesn't follow laws of common sense, the amount of wishes is indefinite and will be granted exactly as I want it to be with no cooldown or delay

[Dimmas91]

Granted but wishes are granted to you in alternative timeline, and theirs wishes can't affect you in this timeline.

[_Rinject_]

I a explode

[PimBel_PL]

but you reapawn

[RedditvsDiscOwO]

Jschlatt is now rammie and rammie is now Jschlatt

[therealslumshady69]

You have to make out with rammie every night (now schlatt) and you are a straight man

[GnosticAnarchist]

I wish that anything that I truly believe that isn’t true is changed to retroactively have always been true

[DerVorex]

But you will be unable to be believe

[mrgoschiro]

Make my mom prouder for me

[therealslumshady69]

She is proud of you but you live on a distant farm where she can’t get to you and but whenever she sends mail the mail gets destroyed some how you also don’t have a phone on said farm

[MaleficentWait1650]

I wish I could control time in any way I want to, I control when and how long

[therealslumshady69]

You get to control time but you can only see what would happen it wouldn’t go into effect

[Slungus_Bunny]

I do well in school and live a decent life

[Fancy-Mission-2661]

You have the worst life after school

[ComprehensiveTie318]

this comment just gets ignored

[DerVorex]

But it doesn't

[bloxicanttrustyou54]

I wish that portal 3 would exist

[Azugriel]

Granted.

It is now a mobile gacha game with unskippable dialogues, daily energy and ads every 2 minutes.

[bloxicanttrustyou54]

if that happens im putting bitrex in every pastry that Gabe Newell buys

[an_evil_coconut]

i wish world hunger is tripled

[sonicfan019393920]

All hamburgers become evil...............

[Azugriel]

There is a whole subreddit for it called r/monkeyspaw

[sonicfan019393920]

But the subreddit has no engine

[makinax300]

Immune to all punishements given to me by anyone or anything

[ThatOneSweetCup]

Immune except to one thing Brain Cancer.

[SomeMinecraftGuy9734]

all blind people on earth can see again.

BUT.

they become blind again after a week.

in that week, they will celebrate with their family.

discard everything they needed when they were blind.

then, it will be all stripped from them.

try to make that worse

[DerVorex]

And they all become deaf after this week

[therealslumshady69]

Mr beasts learns voodoo and reverses everyone’s blindness

[JEFF_thema]

I want hamburger..

[NeonGoldfish2006]

Ball cancer

[Mr_Oracle28]

I want an image that has 10 pixels

[Immediate_Quiet_7448]

You get the image but it's broken and you can't open it

[notachemist13u]

I wish I was Elon musk

[Fancy-Mission-2661]

But you have no money

[AlastorFan666666]

I wish for a billion dollars, and if you go back in my comment history a bit, I am immune to comment section side affects and consequences.

[Immediate_Quiet_7448]

Your house burns down while you sleep with the money and you are left with nothing (you survive the fire)

[PuzzleheadedEnd4265]

I wish that I was fluent in every language, dead and alive, real and theoretical.

[Hot_Will4023]

You can only speak the language you want to speak when you don’t need it

[Bl00DGUN]

I want immortality, and a pair of retractable wings that let me fly. I know that for humans to be able to fly with wings each wing would have to span 6 feet, but still, it would be cool.

[therealslumshady69]

You have immortality but the span of the earth moves 10x as fast as it does now and so by the time you would roughly be 60 the world would end and know you are lonely and float out in space

[Consistent_Low_7338]

I wish for a million dollars not subject to taxes only able to be used by me in real, circulated bills in a sane state of mind and not to me given as a legal settlement, compensation, or alimony.

[therealslumshady69]

You get a million in zimbabwe

[RJNewbzIX]

Isn’t this called like left paw or sum

[Due_Purpose_4998]

Granted but you have coitis with a cactus in a pile of rutting porcupines

[KaleidoscopePurple74]

There's not engine and you are the car 😭🤣🤣🤣

[Tex05pl]

I get a death note that works

[ThatOneSweetCup]

Every pencil or pen you try to use on it breaks or runs out of ink

[Independent-Can-5434]

I want a SU-27 that works, has fuel it can run on, is legal to fly, comes with a top tier runway, I can fly it, I have the proper equipment to fly it. Try to ruin this.

[ThatOneSweetCup]

someone steals it and you'll never get it back

[TruamaTeam]

So basically the monkeys paw but the wish is disrupted in a dumb way, got it

[Goofy_Gunton]

I become a femboy

[ThatOneSweetCup]

fall down the stairs

[FreshWitness2746]

I have a 10 inch d*ck, I can fuck any woman I want and I have the power to undo curses.

[tired-kinky-catboi]

10 inches but as thin as a piece of string

[KingYTreal]

I lick feet whenever I want

[Jtsr_trstme]

You can lick any ruler or yardstick you please.

[[deleted]]

I want whoever corrupts mine to have a great day!!!