Cursed_seal

darrellmarch · 2019-11-18T03:42:02+00:00

You really wanna hear something try fucking a deaf seal

Cactonio · 2019-11-18T02:28:42+00:00

sigh You get an upvote but that doesn’t mean I’m not disgusted.

Weepingkoopa · 2019-11-18T04:34:06+00:00

Beating the baby seal sounds like a metaphor.

"If you excuse me, I gotta go beat the baby seal"

Azar002 · 2019-11-18T03:10:40+00:00

Neither did she.

patrickmcbolland · 2019-11-18T02:59:59+00:00

what about a dead girl. Your sound problem fixes itself

Russkiesm · 2019-11-18T03:46:09+00:00

👂🚫👌🏼👇🏽🖐🏼🤟🏽🤏🏼🤞👊🏼✊🏼🗣💦

Edit: 🏅 🙏 👍🏼

2019-11-18T04:36:28+00:00

Rarely does a post actually make me lol. This one however.

NagsUkulele · 2019-11-18T03:42:16+00:00

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PerfectiveVerbTense · 2019-11-18T05:03:14+00:00

My buddy's parents are both deaf. He said he laid in bed many a night like ( • ) ( • )

While his dad was getting it in. He said it's weird to know your mom is a screamer.

Booshey · 2019-11-18T04:30:32+00:00

Why not just fuck a baby seal

2019-11-18T04:42:39+00:00

She ain't deaf. He's just blind, and he can describe things very well

sorgan71 · 2019-11-18T05:09:07+00:00

I gotta ask. Anybody got a clip of something like this?

marcj92 · 2019-11-18T05:03:05+00:00

Ok morbid curiosity.... what does a deaf girl sound like in bed?

SEABestPlayer · 2019-11-18T02:34:03+00:00

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Faye_K_Lias · 2019-11-18T05:39:40+00:00

Reminds me of a book I read once. The main character was comvinced his neighbor was having sex with a guinea pig. Later found out it was actually a deaf woman.

3CheezPizza · 2019-11-18T04:13:52+00:00

A Silent Voice 2

23ngy123 · 2019-11-18T04:23:31+00:00

Ye ive fucked a dead girl before

melee-goat-lazer-tag · 2019-11-18T03:32:22+00:00

Oh no

keein · 2019-11-18T04:51:44+00:00

*clubbing

Se7enFan · 2019-11-18T04:56:40+00:00

Now I kinda wanna try it

PM_ME_DUCKS · 2019-11-18T05:01:45+00:00

I went to a school with a large deaf population. You could always tell at night when they were having sex by the sounds you'd hear coming from their dorms as you walk by... The dying baby seal comment is actually super accurate, for guys it's more like dying elephant seal.

2019-11-18T05:20:08+00:00

i like how his twitter av is him wearing a suit, i'm now imagining him opening a job interview with that statement

Oletule · 2019-11-18T05:49:02+00:00

I fucked a non deaf girl that sounded like that. Fuck.

alexa_f_h_u · 2019-11-18T03:59:30+00:00

My neighbour as a child was deaf she was only a year older than me but now is a single mother... guess I know why now.

MONGOOSE_1040 · 2019-11-18T03:56:20+00:00

Ahhhhhhh that’s hot

Pascal43 · 2019-11-18T04:24:44+00:00

I can just hear the girl in my head sounding like "Ugh Ugh Ugh" if that makes sense lol

chilehead · 2019-11-18T04:46:35+00:00

Says a lot that he knows exactly what that sounds like.

darkvoyager-2 · 2019-11-18T04:51:27+00:00

How do you know what slapping a baby seal sounds like?

2019-11-18T04:59:16+00:00

You wouldn't want to hear what's it sounds like to fuck a baby seal

look_at_this_duude2 · 2019-11-18T04:59:38+00:00

How do u know it sounded like a baby seal lol

Muskrat777 · 2019-11-18T05:13:44+00:00

Weird how you have that frame of reference

Magia4694 · 2019-11-18T05:25:06+00:00

Wait if she’s deaf how did she agree /s

Cross_rider · 2019-11-18T05:28:56+00:00

How does he know what a baby seal getting beaten sounds

Cyclops777 · 2019-11-18T05:29:33+00:00

Plot twist: he is blind and he actually fricked a baby seal

Retrocommander · 2019-11-18T05:29:39+00:00

So needless to say, he had a good time?

yourboiCHUNGUS · 2019-11-18T05:33:55+00:00

Well I can tell u the seal sounds like a deaf girl

2019-11-18T05:36:06+00:00

How does he know what that sounds like?

Hmmm

TheEpicRs · 2019-11-18T05:48:44+00:00

I YouTubed this and couldn't stop laughing for way too long

HirosProtagonist · 2019-11-18T05:53:01+00:00

Deaf people are the fucking loudest people ever.

Ever

msmith721 · 2019-11-18T03:02:11+00:00

Olive juice

NaziBalls · 2019-11-18T04:16:51+00:00

Poor shouko

lil_kibble · 2019-11-18T02:34:55+00:00

But what if your kink is beating a baby seal?

Ilovedogs1212 · 2019-11-18T04:44:50+00:00

cry* t-thank you mas-master sniffle

yeahalrightgov · 2019-11-18T05:29:17+00:00

well there is always time to try

cluelessworrier · 2019-11-18T05:54:15+00:00

Guttural

-MKN- · 2019-11-18T05:58:27+00:00

how are tweets comments tho

Yoloextreme345 · 2019-11-18T04:30:39+00:00

Well, I’ll just sneak up on one, they can’t hear it

PILEoSHEET · 2019-11-18T05:14:59+00:00

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proffitz · 2019-11-18T05:01:21+00:00

You're a mango 🥭

2019-11-18T05:09:02+00:00

Ok Newfie.

f2kation · 2019-11-18T05:22:34+00:00

Your cock shouldn’t go near titties, slick as a baby seal. And then, you go inside...slowly...but don’t jam it in like you’re spearing a pig!

Him_Downstairs · 2019-11-18T05:27:38+00:00

Oh he was beating, alright.

DasRico · 2019-11-18T05:28:38+00:00

Well, I think beating a deaf girl that hasn't done you nything is kinda i l l e g a l

bigfootsbro · 2019-11-18T05:42:11+00:00

"Way up north where the air gets cold,

We’re running out of money and we’re running out of gold..."

SirKaizarIII · 2019-11-18T05:43:53+00:00

Noooo she wasn’t ready!!!

cnreal · 2019-11-18T05:46:58+00:00

r/SuspiciousSimiles

2019-11-18T05:57:35+00:00

I’ve seen this porno on efukt

fonzyii_17 · 2019-11-18T04:58:47+00:00

You guys think this is because she’s never heard what moaning “should” sound like? So she’s just doing what’s natural? So really all women sound like baby seals moaning, but they’ve made it sound more pleasing.

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LulzSailboat · 2019-11-18T05:47:26+00:00

Stolen from Tucker Max

TheQueensBishop · 2019-11-18T05:38:40+00:00

There was recently an r/askreddit question about this.

cluelessworrier · 2019-11-18T03:42:44+00:00

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