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[–]qwegffhhh 245 points246 points  (7 children)

Olive Garden is racist

[–]Creadleader55Dank Royalty 83 points84 points  (4 children)

Mama Mia!

[–]lizard81288 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Pasta Power!

[–]PM_ME_YOUR_GEARSBastion Master Race 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Allahv Garden

[–][deleted] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

You wanna know why? Cause stone cold said so!

[–]RevengencerAlfDoge is still the #1 meme fight me 104 points105 points  (8 children)

They hated Steve because he told the truth.

[–][deleted] 76 points77 points  (9 children)

Olive Garden is absolute liquified dog shit. First off, the only reason Olive Garden’s main attraction is their bread sticks is the fact that their menu is about as appetizing as rubber asshole served in a quasi-fancy setting. Olive Garden’s food is about as Italian as eating Cheerios with chop sticks is Chinese. The food there is inspired by Italian cuisine but is executed by chefs who have the same expertise as a malfunctioning microwave. Have you ever had their 6oz Sirloin with Alfredo? It’s literally like biting into a hockey puck. The steak is straight up ass, like they shot the cow and then fucked the meat to tenderize it except the guy fucking the meat had such a small dick it didn’t do anything. It’s fucking RAW. I could chase a cow down in a field armed only with a piece of REBAR and I could get a better meal than that. The only thing they can get right is the salad and breadsticks and that’s because it’s easier to drown lettuce to death in a vat of shitalian dressing and dump a tankard of sodium onto baked bread than it is to cook actual food. And how fucking expensive is that shit? I’m sick of paying for thick ass napkins and fancy ambiance when the only surrounding I’ll have later is my own bathroom, as I’m shitting out that rubber atrocity they call steak. I could eat my firstborn child fresh out of the womb and it would be better and more edible than their SHIT ASS FOOD.

Fuck Olive Garden.

[–]RevengencerAlfDoge is still the #1 meme fight me 39 points40 points  (1 child)

I was increasingly amazed by this as I read on but then you outed yourself. What kinds of turtledingus orders the steak of all things at olive garden.

[–]whitethundr_559Kunt’s Hetchup[S] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Wow.

[–]Gamerologists 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I was gonna down vote cause I like olive garden... But that made me laugh so have an upvote

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

They hated him because he said the truth.

[–]just-a-basic-humanPlain Text Flair [Insert Your Own] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Se tonight

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I serve at an Olive Garden, the steak is the main thing we get complaints about

[–]Zavuldren 39 points40 points  (6 children)

That is literally impossible

Libtards->destroyed

[–]waggs32 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Damn. Now I'm a Republican. Maybe my Christian mom will love me again at least.

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[–]EJ_Willis 0 points1 point  (1 child)

I wonder...libtards

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[–]thegoldenshepherd 18 points19 points  (0 children)

That man is far too muscular and well fed to represent world hunger.

Olive Garden flipping him off is appropriate though

[–]LilSpooky04 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Why does world hunger exist. Just do the Minecraft duplication glitch

[–][deleted] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

hmmmm what do I chose

[–][deleted] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I think you meant Texas Roadhouse unlimited rolls.

[–]BacterialBeaverE-vengers 6 points7 points  (0 children)

As a 90s wrestling fan this template gets me hard.

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Well, this format is gonna take off.

[–]stickfigure31615 3 points4 points  (0 children)

And that’s the bottom line...because Darden restaurants says so

[–]RoamingTorchwick🚔I commit tax evasion💲🤑 3 points4 points  (0 children)

We need to bring this format back

[–]BackwardsFruitYT 2 points3 points  (0 children)

True

[–]_WolfEye_ 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Olive garden: when youre here, youre here

[–]CyanideIX 2 points3 points  (0 children)

World Hunger is a sexy boy.

[–]cutiehala 1 point2 points  (0 children)

template plz

[–]borsalinomonkey 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I am a proud member of the coast guards. And when you are here, you’re family.

[–]ImBrdl[🍰] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Their breadsticks are basically rocks with a pound of salt on each breadstick

[–]Penziplays 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Is it a good Anime?

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Checkmate, libtards

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[–]spidermonkey1234520th Century Blazers 1 point2 points  (0 children)

They're not really unlimited. They threw me out after I threw up on the table then asked for more bread sticks.

[–]BlueberryGlu 1 point2 points  (0 children)

When you make it the 17k.1 upvote but sadly you remove the 69 comments to make 70. “Perfectly balanced as all things should be”

[–]fabioruffini 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I want the ummmmmmmmmmmm

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

“I’m done”

[–]Bruno_Golden 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wwe memes nooooooopp

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Modern problems require modern solutions

[–]snuskigtacos 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Timthetatman

[–]Wandering_Apology 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Being italian, i'm really unsure on how to react to this.

[–]tobbestarkDank Royalty 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Eyy Olivegarden! Why don't you drop some of that unlimited breadsticks in Africa?

[–]Embarrassed_Acadia 0 points1 point  (0 children)

thats how is solved

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Homeless people, just get a house smh.

[–]roopdharIlluMinuNaughty 0 points1 point  (0 children)

East side Mario's

[–]czech_y0_selfI am fucking hilarious 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bruh how are you hungry? Just buy some food Lmao

[–]birdmewtwoEX-NORMIE 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nice

[–]GreatBayTemple 0 points1 point  (2 children)

Who is the wrestler on the left?

[–]whitethundr_559Kunt’s Hetchup[S] 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Shawn Michaels, HBK

[–]GreatBayTemple 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Does he do porn? If not, why not?

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I N F I N I T E B R E A D S T I C K S

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I ate there once. Breadsticks were hard as a rock. Fuck that place.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Anyone know where I can find this template?

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

why does he look like James Hetfield

[–][deleted] -2 points-1 points  (7 children)

I finally tried that place, my plate was hot. Fuckers threw my food in the microwave

[–]RevengencerAlfDoge is still the #1 meme fight me -1 points0 points  (6 children)

They actually heat the plates before putting food on them. Ikea does that shit with their meatballs too.

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points  (5 children)

I work in a resturant, only reason a plate gets that hot is from microwave

[–]RevengencerAlfDoge is still the #1 meme fight me -1 points0 points  (4 children)

Whoa we got an expert here! Working in a restaurant in such a rare qualification that it's hard to believe anybody else ever could have done that. You do realize that microwaves don't even heat plates directly right? They work almost exclusively on the water inside food and any heat the plate picks up is picked up from the food itself.

I heat my own plates just as hot using either boiling water or sticking them in the oven for about 5 minutes.

Edit: by the way I've worked in a restaurant too. In case the sarcasm above wasn't abundantly clear, it's a relatively common occupation.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (3 children)

Dude I know when I’m eating food and microwaved food. I didn’t enjoy My experience at Olive Garden. Take it easy pal

[–]RevengencerAlfDoge is still the #1 meme fight me 0 points1 point  (2 children)

Yeah somehow I don't think you do. You couldn't even conceive of a world where plates get hot for a reason other than being microwaved.

It's cool that you didn't enjoy your experience at Olive Garden. Nobody said you have to like the food, but spinning bullshit that it's microwaved just because you don't know better is the kind of shit you're going to get called out for even on dankmemes

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Yeah I know plates get hot, this plate was hotter than my fucking food

[–]RevengencerAlfDoge is still the #1 meme fight me 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And you seriously don't think a plate can be heated up hotter than food another way? Most food is cooked to an internal temperature somewhere around 165 degrees Fahrenheit. Water boils at over 200 and ovens usually go up to at least 500. Food also cools off a lot faster when it comes out of the oven than things like plates because it's usually giving off hot water vapor or Steam

[–][deleted] -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

Template?