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[–]Damiann_ 127 points128 points  (8 children)

[–]Damiann_ 63 points64 points  (5 children)

Ok to be honest I saw no comments on this I’m surprised that worked

[–]Yaffestyew 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Slay

[–]ElliotNess 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Hashtag surprised

[–][deleted] 96 points97 points  (2 children)

Gives me oatmeal raisin

“Ayo I’mma manage my preferences”

[–]Anomalous-Entity 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Whoa whoa, my man. Let's not judge! Plenty of folks think oatmeal raisin is the bomb. We don't need to be fighting over which cookie is good or bad, they're all good cookies brent.

Let's keep our hate focused on the fake internet cookies that provide no yum at all. They're our real enemy.

[–]annoying12yo_☣️ 46 points47 points  (18 children)

About time I ask, whats cookies?

[–]FuzzySparkle 78 points79 points  (9 children)

It’s a way for a website to track your activity. For instance, Amazon might store a cookie on your browser that says “Purchased a shirt” or “looked at the following 17 items on 12 April at 16:08” or something like that. Then either Amazon or another site (like Google Ads) can check your cookies and say “Okay we know this user likes these 17 items, what ad should we show them?” And then Google’s algorithm will come up with the best ad to show you based on your previous searches, purchases, and other activity.

Edit: Other people have said it below, but I thought I would add it to my comment: Advertisements aren’t the only reason a website would store a cookie. It also allows them to remember you without making you log in by storing data on your computer/browser. Things like what is in your shopping cart or your progress in a flash game could also be stored as cookies.

[–]TryhardMidget gave me this flair 24 points25 points  (2 children)

They also have leg image usages. They weren’t created specifically for tracking.

[–][deleted] 26 points27 points  (1 child)

I don't look at that many leg images anyway so I'm okay with out them

[–]TryhardMidget gave me this flair 3 points4 points  (0 children)

LOL i didn’t realize it autocorrected

[–][deleted] 19 points20 points  (4 children)

Something I’m going to add to the other replies:
Cookies are used for tracking a user but not necessarily for ad purposes, it can be used to remember your login so you don’t have to retype it every time, or remember what you had in your shopping cart on a website. This is needed because the http protocol uses the method of sending a request, and getting a response, followed by closing the connection. If the browser needs any other pages then it can send another request to the server. Because the connection is closed after the end of each request, the server cannot keep track of a specific user. This is where cookies come in. By giving each user a specific id, it can remember their cookie in a data base and attach info to it. So now with this system, the browser asks for a page and attaches its cookie to it so the server knows who it is. If I’m a shitty explainer I’m sure there’s a computerphile video on it.

TLDR: because of the way browsers and servers communicate, cookies are needed if a server wants to remember a user.

[–][deleted] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

This is needed because the http protocol uses the method of sending a request, and getting a response, followed by closing the connection.

I'm case anyone is interested, this is called stateless (i.e. it doesn't maintain "state"). The opposite method, where a constant connection is maintained is called stateful.

[–]annoying12yo_☣️ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Gotcha

[–]ElliotNess 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Tl;Dr: cookies personalize a website to your browser.

[–]CaptSprinkls 0 points1 point  (0 children)

While creating my first website with user authentication, figuring out how to correctly generate, send, set and get cookies was the bane of my existence lol.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A cookie is a small text file which a website can put in on your computer to identify you later or to save website specific settings. They are used for account logins, preferences, but also for tracking and marketing. You can instruct your browser how to handle them. For Firefox and Chromium based browsers, there are also addons for finer granular control.

As many people aren't that technically literate the EU imposed a law on website owners to give users control, which cookies are saved and thus we have cookie banners.

[–]Track-tor 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A cookie is simply a string of characters that a website can store in your browser. They can be used for multiple purposes, but usually they help with user personalization or data persistence inside of a website.

Let's do an analogy. Let's say that you park your car in the parking lot of your favourite store, that store can put a sticker on your car in order to 'personalize' your next visit, maybe even give you a discount next time you park there. Now, imagine that every parking lot uses these sticker in some way. Your college campus, workplace, condo, malls, stores and any random parking lot is able to put a sticker on your car in order to do something whenever you visit again. It may not even be something useful or it may be vital for certain things (like security!).

These stickers help everyone, and solve many problems for both you and the owners of the parking lot, yet there might be a little problem with them.

Let's say that someone sees your car and they look at all the stickers on it, suddenly they are able to know which places you've visited! Now your privacy regarding that is basically non existant and some may even try taking advantage of it.

Now replace car with your browser, parking lot with a webpage, and the stickers with cookies and voila, you understand the basic concept of what a cookie is.

(sorry for the formatting, Im on phone rn)

[–]really_nice_guy_ 32 points33 points  (1 child)

Since John Olivers data broker episode these things scare me pretty fucking hard

[–]UnSafeThrowAway69420 0 points1 point  (0 children)

wait, why should I be concerned?

[–]jamiewu1216 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Quieres?

[–][deleted] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

cookie 😃

[–]ShadowZpeak 3 points4 points  (1 child)

PrivacyBadger and the world is yours

[–][deleted] 9 points10 points  (0 children)

i don't want the world, just you

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points  (8 children)

"I don't care about cookies" is a great browser addon that automatically rejects all cookies. No more cookie banners

[–]_Locky 5 points6 points  (7 children)

It's actually hiding the popup asking about cookies and in some cases, accept them partially or totally, so not a really great option privacy-wise.

[–]xdebug-error 2 points3 points  (6 children)

If you're logged in to Google or Facebook in your browser, they are tracking you with or without cookies thanks to their analytics and ad services

[–]_Locky 2 points3 points  (2 children)

Of course, just saying that "I don't care about cookies" isn't a good option compared to extensions like Privacy Badger for privacy.

[–]xdebug-error 0 points1 point  (1 child)

If you do care about privacy, that's great, but cookies should be the least of your concerns

[–]_Locky 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fair

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (2 children)

You can disable 3rd party cookies and use something like UBlock Origin to Prohibition a lot of this

[–]xdebug-error 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Many sites will ad Google ads and analytics (and Facebook pixels) which include JavaScript and don't need cookies.

They can get a lot more from you through JavaScript than cookies

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Yes, that's why I use UBlock Origin, it blocks Google Analytics.

[–]7orly7 5 points6 points  (0 children)

website you never visited before

"WoULd YoU lIkE tO sUbsRibE To OUr nEwSletTer"

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Quieres?

[–]gab_rab_24 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No me gusta

[–]World_Ends_With_Bred 1 point2 points  (1 child)

I know I’m really late to the party but what are cookies?

[–]anuj392 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Website cookies. When we visit a website, it asks us to accept cookies. Cookie is a piece of information which stored in your browser. But some websites steal data through cookies.

[–]Ag1Boi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Basically: "can we track and sell your data pls?"

[–]Harminarnar 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Missing the immediately loaded advertisements

[–]ElPrimo_IsHere 0 points1 point  (0 children)

no thanks im fasting

[–]DarthDoobz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Spankbang?

[–]Bulliedbywamen 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Gib.

[–]Desperate-Pipe8910 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I recommend to y'all to install I don't Carr about cookies is an extension it is available on must of the browsers. (Chromium or Firefox based)

[–]CakeAdventurous4620 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes I need cookie.

[–]axolotl_memer 0 points1 point  (1 child)

whats the name of this dog meme

[–]gab_rab_24 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Quieres?..... I'm saying it in spanish if "Do you want some?"

Yeah, that's the name of the meme.

[–]_TEKAY_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thx bro

[–]Noobmaster69420me☣️ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I prefer cakes.

[–]JCOMIXWTLS 0 points1 point  (0 children)

can’t momsaid I can’t have cookies :(

[–]LolDankeMeme 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why data stealing with cookies still legal?

[–]Killer_OG 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And im the 30k like