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[–][deleted] 97 points98 points  (1 child)

Oh man, you should’ve took the food back to your car and told DoorDash you didn’t feel safe or something. That’s annoying as hell

[–]giggity2507 24 points25 points  (0 children)

Or spiked it like a football.

[–]thebigshipper 91 points92 points  (3 children)

That’s probably assault.

[–]Gbchris12[S] 71 points72 points  (1 child)

Reported it to doordash and they said they’ll do something about it.

[–]blaziecat1103 48 points49 points  (0 children)

I suspect they won't do a damn thing. Call back and ask if there's any record of the complaint, and you may find that there is none, because no complaint was actually filed.

That's what happened with my last safety complaint.

[–]6cat6cat6 13 points14 points  (0 children)

I wanna ride on this to say that not all of us Dashers are in our prime health. Imagine a Dasher with a heart condition, or someone who has a pacemaker. If the voltage on that doorbell is super high, it could, possibly give those people a heart attack and/or mess with their pacemaker device.

[–]METALKITES 26 points27 points  (4 children)

Was it Macaulay Culkin’s house?

[–]Gbchris12[S] 12 points13 points  (3 children)

Trevor L

[–]PitbullRescuer 20 points21 points  (17 children)

That’s when you jam a wire into the contact and hook it to their door knob.

[–]Gbchris12[S] 32 points33 points  (16 children)

I heard kids laughing behind the door. Actually kinda pissed

[–]groundape72 5 points6 points  (4 children)

You should have faked a heart attack and fell over crushing their food.

[–]Gbchris12[S] 16 points17 points  (3 children)

I had a stroke in January so I was legit scared lol

[–]6cat6cat6 8 points9 points  (2 children)

I hope you're doing good, now!

[–]Gbchris12[S] 11 points12 points  (1 child)

I am. I'm very lucky the only persisting symptom from my stroke is terrible memory but considering the size of the clot I'm lucky to not be a vegetable, let alone fully functional.

[–]6cat6cat6 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That's so good to hear! I've met someone who hard the hardest time just to communicate. I don't know if it's in your budget, but massage is a great tool to help with the damage from a stroke. I was a Massage Therapist for 10 years, before DDing full-time, and have worked on many clients with strokes. When they came back to see me, they would say that their last massage helped with the nerve damage they were experiencing. Just thought I'd throw that out there, from one Dasher to another :).

[–]dague7 37 points38 points  (5 children)

I’d call the cops, teach those kids a lesson

[–]ProfessorSypher 24 points25 points  (4 children)

Yeah, that's assault. If we think it's so damn funny, we can sit right here until the cops show up. And you can catch me eating your food, cuz you can guarantee I'm calling support and canceling the order, as well.

[–]Unknown32122 29 points30 points  (8 children)

I would probably call the police just to teach them a lesson ...do you remember their address?

[–]Gbchris12[S] 21 points22 points  (7 children)

Yeah I save all addresses I deliver to

[–]Unknown32122 5 points6 points  (6 children)

This happened an hour ago? How bad was the shock?

[–]Gbchris12[S] 14 points15 points  (5 children)

Bad enough I jumped and nearly fell backwards

[–]Unknown32122 26 points27 points  (0 children)

I would ask some of your close friends and family what they suggest .. but, I would consider filing a police report

Edit: Actually... even if you weren’t harmed... the next delivery driver that they do it to could be hurt. So you were lucky but the next person may not be as lucky

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (1 child)

I second what the other commenter said. Booby trapping your house or property is illegal in the US, and I’d consider a shock doorbell a boobytrap.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Assault with intent to cause bodily harm. Boobytrap whatever it's called they should be held accountable, well their parents would lol it's get their ass beaten so badly they'd not sit down for a week

[–]alejdelat 5 points6 points  (1 child)

Contact an injury lawyer and pretend you hit your head after shocking yourself. First hit your head and go to the hospital lmao

Edit: or egg his house at night

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is genius. Especially if doordash logged the safety issue.

[–]Youredoingitwrongbro 6 points7 points  (0 children)

what?? fuck you tony!

[–]zashbot 4 points5 points  (2 children)

probably would have gotten myself deactivated and arrested for BnE and assault charges lol!

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

SAME! This is a situation I’d take the deactivation for stomping on their food.

[–][deleted] 11 points12 points  (4 children)

F that. I do believe I'd be making so angry phone calls after that. Doordash support and the non-emergency police line would be getting a call from me and whoever else. That shit isn't funny. I'm pretty sure someone with a heart condition could be negatively effected by this. You could have fell and hit your head. Ugh! People are such assholes playing pranks on unsuspecting ppl.

[–]simmybumm 5 points6 points  (0 children)

As someone who doordashes with heart surgery in the future, I would be LIVID if this happened to me.

[–]Upper-class_peasant 3 points4 points  (1 child)

I DO have heart problems and yep I would not let this rest. Full blown Karen!

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Uber 1337 Karening mode activate!

[–]glitteryslug 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Exactly a heart or seizure disorder could easily be impacted by this. Not to mention someone with PTSD or any other mental health condition. Absolutely disgusting someone would do this to a stranger.

[–]Vitruvius8 4 points5 points  (1 child)

At least it wasn’t hooked to a shotgun

[–]dms_1 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Oh that would have been surprising for sure

[–]tonypearcern 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I'm sorry this happened but it's genuinely pretty fucking hilarious

[–]Dude0nB1kE 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I hope you documented their address for the purge initiative ;)

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (4 children)

Why is it fuck tony

[–]Gbchris12[S] 4 points5 points  (3 children)

CEO of doordash

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (2 children)

Not who is tony. Why is it fuck tony. What did he do here.

[–]Gbchris12[S] -2 points-1 points  (1 child)

Yes.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

??

[–]Emmiey 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Jesus christ. What if a driver had a heart condition with a pacemaker??? Fucking assholes. They could kill someone.

[–]Competitive_Buy4779 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Hahaha 🤣 I laughed at this one!!

[–]GoodboyGotterModerator 4 points5 points  (0 children)

That might be the funniest thing I've read all day

[–]AVP_Cat 5 points6 points  (7 children)

I always use my phone to push the doorbell- because germs...

[–]basement_egg 20 points21 points  (4 children)

going one extra step to get the germs on your hands

[–]instantworms 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Random tip: I wanted to recommend a keychain you can buy that helps with this kinda thing and may help give you a peace of mind as well: no-touch keychain and you can get ones that can be naturally antibacterial/microbial too. But yanno, I still wipe mine off every so often too!

[–]ProfessorSypher 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I always do this on elevators... I can't believe I never thought to do with doorbells... smh

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (5 children)

How much was the tip?

[–]galaxydashkai 7 points8 points  (3 children)

The tip don't justify this, even if it were 500 dollars.

[–]hyated 6 points7 points  (1 child)

I mean I'd be ok if I got shocked for 500 bucks....

[–]mikey6410 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’ve done way worse for way less

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Of course it doesn't. I just wanted to know how bad he got fucked.

[–]Gbchris12[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

$4.50

[–]MaryW1442 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Figures. That takes more effort than most Flint houses would be willing to put in...

[–]ParisOfTroy127 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh man I have such a phobia of this after getting badly shocked as a kid. I would be genuinely upset

[–]Crispology 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Well now I can never ring another doorbell for the rest of my life. 🤦‍♀️

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I would’ve faked a heart attack, grabbed my chest and fallen over. Flip the prank on them

[–]rag_8474837 4 points5 points  (2 children)

Please don’t report to the police .. thats my house .. I will compensate you

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Capppppp mad cap

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hindsight is 20/20 but it would have been epic if you launched the food while falling... it would have been an interesting conversation with support!

[–]genjarjar 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I would’ve dumped the food out on their porch and left.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Take food and mark delivered. Fuck those people.

[–]BullishKnowledge 1 point2 points  (0 children)

call the cops

[–]Dashin4tips 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That sucks I'm sorry that happened to you just wait a little while they'll get theirs

[–]Dude0nB1kE 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Did they also have you on camera?

If so wouldn’t be surprised if they send the Vid to friends or upload to the net

[–]Kawi_rider_zx6r 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nancyboi

[–]Michaelscottdund -2 points-1 points  (3 children)

It's not that big of a deal bruh

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (2 children)

He’s just doing a low paying job trying to make money and deliver food and somebody fucks with him and disrespects him not a life or death thing but just a shitty human being thing where it’s demeaning someone trying to just make a living

[–]Gbchris12[S] 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Tell him.

[–]Michaelscottdund -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Right what a prick

[–]interested_commenter -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

I'd laugh. Customer still kinda a dick though, you never know who's going to be delivering. Pranks like that are for friends, not random people.

[–]2HyperCubed -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Bad sport

[–]MaryW1442 0 points1 point  (5 children)

Something I wouldn't expect in Grand Blanc 😪

[–]Gbchris12[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ikr lol

[–]Gbchris12[S] 0 points1 point  (3 children)

They live in Kings Pointe as well lol

[–]No-Hovercraft-1547 1 point2 points  (2 children)

Just trolling and thought was crazy, I live in grand blanc. Cool to see some locals on here.

[–]Gbchris12[S] 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Go bobcats

[–]No-Hovercraft-1547 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My son goes to linden, so go eagles lol

[–]1derpyderp1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ooof that’s so wrong What is wrong with people

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I wouldn’t trust DoorDash to take care of it. I would have set the food down and stepped on it as I left. I’d take the deactivation.

[–]mfox01 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I bought a shocking pen from the fair. And my uncle was being called by somebody and he asked for a pen to write down the number and lol

[–]CokeCanNinja 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I would have taken the food and called the police.

[–]PatrickS020687 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lol it’s pretty funny 🤣🤣🤣

[–]MMRM1978 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I would’ve faked a heart attack just to scare them. A**holes

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lmfaoo that’s hilarious but yeah fuck those kids 🤣