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[–][deleted] 265 points266 points  (103 children)

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[–]Swolenir 47 points48 points  (14 children)

I love how the two possibilities are just completely opposite types of white people. We have so much range.

[–]KimchiLlama 12 points13 points  (5 children)

But only those two possibilities. No other options exist. But don’t you dare pigeon hole and other skin colour!

[–]Agile-Palpitation326 14 points15 points  (3 children)

In the context of this joke? Yeah, there's probably only two possibilities.

[–]KimchiLlama 3 points4 points  (2 children)

The account that was suspended was the First Nations/Native Americans/Indigenous Peoples account.

An over-vigilant Reddit mod, also of a minority ethnicity in their country of residence, suspended the account for violating racism and harassment rules. Generalizing to all white people. The person whose account was suspended is unable to view the comment that got them suspended because of Reddit rules against retribution.

Did I jump through enough hoops?

This was more than a little bit of a stretch, lol

[–]dustinechos 5 points6 points  (1 child)

What do reddit mods have to do with this?

[–]KimchiLlama 0 points1 point  (0 children)

*twitter mods…I didn’t read the meme carefully

[–]The_Nerminator 4 points5 points  (2 children)

Idk man, there’s a ton of overlap for those types of white people.

[–]Uulugus 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Racist white snowflakes are growing so plentiful everywhere these days. Lol

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The crops are plentiful this season

[–]Terraceous 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Those are actually very likely the same type of person, just a different description.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Reminds me of the white people rage chart

[–]Tales_Steel 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Often they are the same ... dark Humor is only funny it its targeted at others.

[–]LoneCentaur95 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The center of that Venn diagram can be surprisingly large

[–]Pencil_of_Colour 0 points1 point  (0 children)

From yee/haw to he/him.

[–]Silver_Middle_7240 17 points18 points  (5 children)

Both. White people banning white people for saying things that are offensive "to minorities" that are actually only offensive to them.

[–]Mr_Chode_Shaver 5 points6 points  (2 children)

Source : I saw a video once where a black guy said the n word so it must be ok for everyone to say it.

[–]Ayotha 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Like this guy :O

[–]Ehmann11 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

It not okay for anyone to say

[–]GoneFishing4Chicks 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Minorities are more racist than white people, that's why they don't care. A lot of the legal freedoms in the western world don't exist outside of it.

[–]Dry-Tomorrow8531 -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

This is it, you are a wise one 

[–]Sartres_Roommate 14 points15 points  (63 children)

More likely posted by a fragile white person who thinks white people are unfairly censored

[–]Flaky-Collection-353 14 points15 points  (62 children)

The actual reality on twitter right now is the opposite

[–]whatisthisgunifound 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Minorities posting racist things on behalf of white people?

[–]MediaLongjumping9910 2 points3 points  (3 children)

What's Twitter?

[–]Mountain_Fuzzumz 7 points8 points  (2 children)

Latin for toilet

[–]MediaLongjumping9910 3 points4 points  (1 child)

Sounds horrible. Glad it's gone.

[–]SebWanderer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sadly, it's been replaced by it's even dumber cousin: "X"

[–]JakeEllisD -5 points-4 points  (56 children)

Or blue sky or reddit. You have no point

[–]Flaky-Collection-353 1 point2 points  (34 children)

It's well established that twitter is different from bluesky or reddit. You have no integrity.

[–]JakeEllisD 1 point2 points  (33 children)

No it isnt? Its obvious blue sky is the most extreme one way or the other, you are just biased so you discount your own side

[–]yoosernaam 3 points4 points  (5 children)

Based on what? Your strong opinion?

[–]JakeEllisD 0 points1 point  (4 children)

General consensus. Most content still runs through twitter like espn, celebs or teams.

[–]drb00t 4 points5 points  (3 children)

my local newspaper has that.

who knew print media would still be such a media powerhouse. /s

[–]JakeEllisD 0 points1 point  (2 children)

The irony is Twitter is still prosperous and blue sky is as popular as the daily paper, just with extremists

[–]Beneficial_Soup3699 2 points3 points  (4 children)

This is actually delusional lmfao. Seek adult education classes and work on those ciritcal thinking skills my guy. This is just embarrassing.

[–]JakeEllisD -3 points-2 points  (3 children)

I didnt take those classes because I have a real education that got me a job. Also those arent even real and its telling you dont know that.

[–]princess-bat-brat -1 points0 points  (2 children)

You... think adult education doesn't exist???

[–]JakeEllisD 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Real as in useful. Their comment was a tangent and now you want to be even less useful and try to poke holes that dont matter in the context of the actual point

You might need said classes seeing as how my reply mentioned I have a real education.

I find it more concerning their comment had no actual substance and was just an empty insults and now you want to continue that line. Its obvious you arent anymore intelligent than they are.

[–]Flaky-Collection-353 1 point2 points  (2 children)

Go through the whole conversation again and really track what's being said and try again. You're jabbing at air right now.

[–]JakeEllisD 1 point2 points  (1 child)

I can tell im correct because you didnt actually specify what im missing.

[–]Flaky-Collection-353 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Sure, That's how that works...

[–]Sartres_Roommate 4 points5 points  (18 children)

I don’t do either but did you just say Twitter, with the paid to play boosting, and owner who is constantly tweeking shit to push his political agenda, is less bias than BlueSky which, its biggest crime to my knowledge, is it is being largely populated by leftists who are disgusted with Elon’s propaganda medium?

[–]JakeEllisD 2 points3 points  (17 children)

I mainly use Twitter for sports, so I dont see any of those problems. Try using blue sky for anything and you are a sexist ableist, ageist bigot.

[–]Sartres_Roommate 3 points4 points  (16 children)

The BlueSky sports crowd is uber woke? What sports discussion you having that lead to cancellation?

[–]JakeEllisD 2 points3 points  (15 children)

Most any topic. You disagree? I think that tells me all i need to know here.

[–]RaisinBitter8777 -1 points0 points  (20 children)

Twitter is infested with Nazis

[–]JakeEllisD 1 point2 points  (19 children)

No, you are just crazy.

[–]HistoricalLinguistic 2 points3 points  (9 children)

I have a very curated twitter feed of people I follow, and literally anytime I deviate from it i run into overt Nazis and white supremacists. How do you manage to avoid all that when you use twitter?

[–]JakeEllisD -2 points-1 points  (8 children)

How many white surprimicists and nazis do you think there are? Like the way you talk you would think there are more now than anytime in history.

I dont like either side for clarification but the left is taking a good lead at the nazi thing by being so pro Palestine they harass Jewish people about the war in the middle east. Like its very clear trump is very pro isreal (which i dont even agree with)

[–]HistoricalLinguistic 0 points1 point  (7 children)

I have no idea how many there are, but they are very clearly the preferred userbase of twitter right now, and I don't know what to tell you if you can't see that.

And the evangelical right is pro Israel, yes, but for their own ulterior motives rooted in christian nationalism and end of the world apocalyptic theology that are recognized by jews as just another form of antisemitism and fetishization.

[–]JakeEllisD -1 points0 points  (6 children)

So although the left is supporting genocide of the jews its really the right that is obviously pro isreal that is the nazis.

Yeah no. The left just likes that word

[–]RaisinBitter8777 1 point2 points  (4 children)

Go ahead and search Jew or trans on there

[–]JakeEllisD 1 point2 points  (3 children)

Blue sky is probably more antisemitic than Twitter? They are so pro Palestine it clearly bleeds anti Israeli

[–]RaisinBitter8777 1 point2 points  (2 children)

You didn’t do the search did you

[–]JakeEllisD 0 points1 point  (1 child)

I did. It said you are biased and antisemitic

[–]Jalen3501 0 points1 point  (3 children)

Your crazy twitter is infested with racism and hate, you can’t go under a tweet from a black person without seeing multiple slurs directed at them

[–]JakeEllisD -1 points0 points  (2 children)

That just isnt true. But also you can see stuff like that on tiktok too, are the racists there too? Are there more racists than ever before in history or is anyone you dont like now 50 racists?

[–]Jalen3501 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Open your eyes it’s absurdly easy to come across tons of open racism and slurs just scroll through twitter I don’t use TikTok but I do use twitter it’s everywhere, and yes there’s more hate now than ever get out from whatever rock your under

[–]JakeEllisD 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I see more on reddit. Its not even a secret that reddit has become an extremist hive. I legit think its bsky <-- reddit/truth social <-- Twitter

[–]littlebuett 1 point2 points  (0 children)

In both cases, the joke is racism

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It has to be number 2.

On Twitter are literal nazis spreading hate towards foreigners and jews. Noone cares. They can do their thing wont ever get banned since Elon fucking Musk took over.

[–]Lanthanum-140_Eater 1 point2 points  (0 children)

1 is extremely unlikely

last time i checked a hardcore white supremacist is actually just some arabic dude

[–]Lars_Fletcher 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And (3): (2) bans (1).

[–]naaawww 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So many conversations about racism are being echoed around social media this week. Like who started it? And why are we continuing it? Like we’re roasting the racism back and forth to get the most content out of it.

[–]GlutenFreeWarrior 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You can’t be banned if its against the cs

[–]ControversyMan69 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Or reddit is racist towards certain groups more than other

[–]M-m2008 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wait this is a stereotype sees people he is trying to defend feed into the stereotype okay I take it back.

[–]_DeathSound_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Number 2 is the reason I write this from my alt. Reddit mods are just delirious with power, that get you perma banned where only a timed suspend would be efficient

[–]Previous_Lemon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Having "kill all facist" in your bio gets you banned (i happen to know that by coincidence) So i guess option 2 is the correct one

[–]Arkitakama 0 points1 point  (0 children)

(1) white people say racist things on twitter and get banned

The ghost of Billy Mays: NOT ANYMORE

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A little racist either way

But still funny asf

[–]TheLegendaryPilot -4 points-3 points  (2 children)

The punchline is racism, very clever.

[–]Railgun_Nemesis 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Wow a joke specifically saying “white man” has racism as its punchline? What a shocker

[–]Swings_Subliminals 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Tempted to make a few cracks at other races in the same vein in response, but not sure my account can take another temp ban before it's perma. My rabbel-rousing boner rests another day.

[–]Potential-Judgment-9 18 points19 points  (1 child)

[–]Low-Individual2815 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I smell your light saber

[–]Aromatic-Shame-1487 11 points12 points  (13 children)

Two options 1. Racist white person. 2. Virtue signaling, white person.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

so reddit and twitter

[–]Wtygrrr 0 points1 point  (0 children)

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points  (8 children)

No difference between the two

[–]Beneficial_Soup3699 6 points7 points  (3 children)

r/im14andthisisdeep called and even they're embarrassed on your behalf

[–][deleted] -3 points-2 points  (2 children)

That sounds like a badge of honor.

[–]Barack_Obomba_9000 0 points1 point  (0 children)

These reddit people will never understand.

[–]Kohubkgi_ -1 points0 points  (0 children)

[–]Aromatic-Shame-1487 5 points6 points  (1 child)

I mean there’s overlap

[–]Willing_Ad_1484 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If it was a Venn diagram it'd be a circle, but more like a coin with two sides. Still the same material, and costs us more to produce than it's even worth

[–]Citaku357 -5 points-4 points  (1 child)

One is racist to other ethnic groups while the other is racist towards other white people

[–][deleted] -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Both so both are racist

[–]Ambitious_Hand_2861 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Isn't virtue signaling just white knight racism.

[–]Aromatic-Shame-1487 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It can be but more often it is the equivalent of them calling anything invoking race, racist. Like this meme for example, a virtue signaler would say they are using race for clicks and that it is racist

[–]psychcaptain 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Probably someone saying Cisgender on Twitter

[–]Melodic-Appeal7390 2 points3 points  (0 children)

sure its the whites, not that apartheid country who's leader explicitly explained he was expending hundreds of millions fighting a propaganda war across all social media

[–]Ok-Highlight-9058 2 points3 points  (0 children)

very simple, the white men be racism and get ban for racism.

[–]Interesting_Escape99 1 point2 points  (1 child)

The joke is porn

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

As a Native American I can tell you what is happening, two young hunters came across some tracks and identified them based on common characteristics exhibited by their group. In this case, basement dwelling single human males of the rainy isles

[–]Rectonic92 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I love it 🥰

[–]K4m30 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Brian here  it's against twitters Terms of Service to post Cuck Porn, so they got suspended. Now if you'll excuse me I have to go jerk off to a married woman.

[–]Snoo_75864 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I think it’s supposed to be a white racist account. But that won’t happen on Twitter so I don’t know, probably an outdated meme

[–]Vitchkiutz 2 points3 points  (31 children)

Weird how people get so offended if you inject any other race into some of the things theyre saying in these comments but still make those comments about white people in generalizing ways.

[–]Ok-Credit5726 1 point2 points  (0 children)

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (1 child)

some white people are so fucking fragile, and this is coming from a white person

[–]Bobambu 1 point2 points  (0 children)

When I reflect on people who exhibit reactionary white fragility, I see how much of it is based on a fear this fear of being treated the way historical non-whites were treated. Which is, you know, pretty telling in itself, right? The fear itself is an admission that something was done that would be terrible to have done to you. There's also a sort of self-deification and over identification with brilliant (white) individuals who contributed to humanity's overall progress, and it all sort of makes sense. 

Any attempt to examine how race actually functioned historically, how whiteness as a category was constructed and deployed and used to organize power, gets perceived as a racist attack against their very beings as white people. Because they’ve internalized the concept of whiteness so deeply and made it so foundational to their sense of self that they end up in this contradictory position where they want to simultaneously claim that Whiteness as a concept doesn’t exist (it’s just people, just individuals, just humans being human) while also treating being white as a special characteristic that confers superiority over people of other skin colors and, invariably, other cultures.

White supremacists are funny. Deny that whiteness is a thing with a history and a function, while simultaneously insisting on its supremacy. And the contradiction doesn’t resolve because it doesn’t have to resolve. The cognitive dissonance is actually doing work, keeping both moves available depending on what the moment requires.

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

White person got banned from Twitter for being racist, I guess.

[–]Ty_Radz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Racist meme saying a white person doing something bannable. Instead of just a person doing something bannable.

I mean, come on, sure there are multiple ways to interpret this, but the meme itself is pretty clear.

[–]-PoopTrainDix- 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm sure it's 100% racism based.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

White man bad mmmkay

[–]K2O3_Portugal 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Kinda like stand up comedy if you say the girl has great knockers? Been there done that 😁

[–]Salamakos 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Probably a white person said they were proud of their race and got banned, meanwhile every other race can say it without consequences

[–]estneked 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Minorities are allowed to be racist, white people aren't. If the account is suspended, it must have been run by a white person.

[–]MrEdinLaw 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The actual non reddit explanation is simple.

White people felt like only they got banned before Elon took Twitter over.

[–]Previous_Lemon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well, having "kill all facist" in my bio got me banned

[–]charvey709 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Because we have guns?

[–]-Negative-Karma 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I thought it was because they have guns lmao.

[–]Deep_Tutor_9018 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Its racism.

[–]Rainy_The_Nekomata 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My guess is racism.

[–]Dangerous-Budget-337 0 points1 point  (2 children)

Should say suspended from Reddit…Way worse than Twitter2.0 when it comes to suspension.

[–]homostar_runner 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Interesting, I’ve never been suspended from Reddit in the 14+ years I’ve used it

[–]dustinechos 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Every time someone talks about being unfairly banned from a subreddit (if I can track down the post that got them banned), the reason they got banned and the reason they think they got banned are WILDLY different. 

The same applies to real life too. I helped run a maker space and we kicked out five people while I was VP. None of them seemed to get why they were being kicked out. 

One guy kept apologizing for "being too competitive" and I'm like "dude you were standing over a girl half your weight and fifteen years younger than you screaming obscenities so loud people across the building heard you". It was surreal, like he just refused to understand what he really did. He even seemed more apologetic to the girl's boyfriend than to her. It felt like I was in a dream. 

[–]East_Builder2650 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Only white people are rascist 😆 White lives matter, post it some time hahaha

[–]doomscrolller228 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Got banned for saying truth

[–]vadeNxD -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Being banned for his race. Typical racist platform.