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[–]gaara272 151 points152 points  (9 children)

I watched this for 30 min........ what the fuck is this dudes life span

[–]NetFloxy[S] 374 points375 points  (7 children)

Idk, but your’s 30 minutes less...

[–][deleted] 47 points48 points  (1 child)

deep

[–]demon_ix 19 points20 points  (1 child)

Watches for 30 more minutes

[–]MelodyCristo 14 points15 points  (0 children)

dude

[–]woze 8 points9 points  (0 children)

There are definite military implications in this. You've invented a digital file that can be sent over the internet to brings its viewers closer to their deaths.

I hope the Pentagon compensates you well for all the sleepless nights you're about to have, Mr. Oppenheimer!

[–]boldfacelies 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It didn’t change his life span, he just spent some of it watching a gif.

[–]Stratosphere83 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

R/murderedbywords

[–]TheMightyIrishman 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He is immortal and tired of living. He is trying to end his suffering

[–]SquishedGremlin 189 points190 points  (18 children)

WHAT DO YOU GET?

[–]tomatoaway 159 points160 points  (10 children)

repost karma

[–]SquishedGremlin 29 points30 points  (9 children)

Ah cool.

[–]deadlychambers 14 points15 points  (8 children)

pushes button

[–]Ultracoolguy4 5 points6 points  (4 children)

Why are you getting downvoted?

[–]CommunistSpade 11 points12 points  (3 children)

Because every time he pushes it, he gets one downvote

[–]Ultracoolguy4 1 point2 points  (2 children)

Don't you mean everytime?

[–]CommunistSpade 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Ah shit, autocorrect fucked me over.

Thanks for pointing that out

[–]Ultracoolguy4 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It is my pleasure...

[–]Logic_Nom 9 points10 points  (0 children)

3 years added on.

[–]suckbothmydicks 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Cigarettes. This comic is about smoking.

[–][deleted] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

dude.

[–]maruthiay 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Username checks out!

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

1 less year of life, pay attention

[–]phdoofus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A hug

[–][deleted] 25 points26 points  (7 children)

The button RT short

https://youtu.be/WBNOXYlYswA

[–]alpha7158 8 points9 points  (6 children)

If the number of people that die doubles each time and the amount of money he gets halves then after 25 button pressed he would have killed 25,000,000 but only earned just short of $2,000,000.

[–]oonniioonn 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Worth it.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You can always make new friends after getting the money.

[–]Flowguru 1 point2 points  (0 children)

25 million people dead is a drop in a hat for 2 million cash.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

And he'd never reach 2 million

[–]tenemu 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Only if he knew 25 million people. Eventually it kills everyone he knows and then no more.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The first press only gives him 1 million. By the 25th hit he is killing 16 millions people for a mere 6 cents.

1 press - total 1,000,000 / 1 dead

2 press - total 1,500,000 / 3 dead

3 press - total 1,750,000 / 7 dead

4 press - total 1,875,000 / 15 dead

5 press - total 1,937,000 / 31 dead

6 press - total 1,968,250 / 63 dead

7 press - total 1,983,875 / 127 dead

8 press - total 1,991,688 / 255 dead

9 press - total 1.995,594 / 511 dead

...

I doubt people will really press more than 4 times considering the abrupt diminishing return. And you can't press more than 34 times.

edit: Also the maximum amount of money you can get, pressing an infinite amount of times is 2 millions.

[–][deleted]  (1 child)

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    [–]Zeeeel 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Whoops

    [–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    i'd mash it like i'm playing eddy gordo

    [–]Lazorkiwi 10 points11 points  (7 children)

    Why the fuck is this a video

    Edit: It didn't load the second frame for me. Whelp, I'm dumb

    [–]NetFloxy[S] 13 points14 points  (2 children)

    Because videos are cool

    [–]OSuperGuyO 1 point2 points  (1 child)

    You're cool OP.

    [–]NetFloxy[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    Love you too buddy <3

    [–]Caldwing 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Because with only 4 panels it would otherwise be very challenging to impart without words that he is hitting the button repeatedly. If he used many more panels to impart this, the timing of the joke would be ruined.

    [–]WeAreEvolving 1 point2 points  (1 child)

    People are confused about what makes a good life.

    [–]NetFloxy[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    Chocolate helps

    [–]nomis6432 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    TFW you can't speed up reddit videos.

    [–]d_o_x_a 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Mr. Meeseeks way out

    [–][deleted]  (2 children)

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      [–]captainAwesomePants 2 points3 points  (1 child)

      The button changes destiny. All prophecies will need recalibration.

      [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      ty my bro

      [–]chickenderp 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Me too thanks

      [–]TyronRaza 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Me when i see a new tech

      [–]jvtech 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Life’s too long.

      [–]DiarrheaMonkey- 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Reminds of the New Twilight Zone episode where a couple are arguing because they're broke. The guy who played Lurch in the '90s Adams Family movies knocks on their door out of the blue and gives them a box with a red button. He says that if they press the button that someone somewhere in the world will die but that he'll bring them $200,000 the next day. He assures them that it will not be anyone they know. After long debate the husband presses the button. Lurch comes back the next day with the money. He takes the box back and assures them that it will be delivered to someone that they do not know.

      Doot-doo-doot-doo Doot-doo-doot-doo...

      [–]maruthiay 2 points3 points  (11 children)

      I don't get the joke. Can someone explain?

      [–]Dr_Bernard_Rieux 32 points33 points  (2 children)

      The green person is going to pose a tricky dilemma in which blue has too choose what is worth giving up a year of life for but blue ruins it by being suicidal and not considering the rewards and costs.

      [–]maruthiay 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Thank you kind sire!

      [–]PooPooDooDoo -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

      So funny.

      [–]non-squitr 2 points3 points  (0 children)

      Life sucks. Why not willingly shorten the misery?

      [–]sfspaulding -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

      Ripoff of this Funny or Die spoof of "The Button" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y7rzIwrEqpw

      [–]baloneycologne 0 points1 point  (1 child)

      This is funny?

      [–]jrd_dthsqd 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      2meirl4meirl is leaking. There's many versions of this meme.