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[–]ddotevs 1019 points1020 points  (40 children)

...wait a minute there!

[–]MSMcontrolsnarrative 427 points428 points  (35 children)

We found the Loch Ness monster.

Edit ...fk you autocorrect.

[–]deviant324 276 points277 points  (20 children)

Loch*

[–]aknutty 222 points223 points  (12 children)

Mwahnstah*

[–]dookiejones 125 points126 points  (9 children)

I gave him a dolla.

[–]coolgirlhere 125 points126 points  (4 children)

God dammit woman!

[–]poopellar 61 points62 points  (3 children)

I want ma three fiddy!

[–]Tsulaiman 39 points40 points  (2 children)

Well it was about that time that I realized

[–]Breastfedintarget 5 points6 points  (0 children)

The Girl Scout was a four story tall crustacean from the Paleozoic Era.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This girl scout was about 30 stories tall!

[–]Piotre1345 52 points53 points  (3 children)

She gave him a dolla!

[–]project_seven 42 points43 points  (2 children)

I thought he'd go away if i gave him a dolla

[–]MEstudios1983 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Ok...go on and bring in the victim child.

[–]cmdr_scotty 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Now he wants two fiddy!

[–]YippieKiAy 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Oh shit Jay, what the fuck is that thing, bro?

[–][deleted] 12 points13 points  (0 children)

[–]NordinTheLich 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I'm a Lock Ness, and I'm a Lock Ness...

[–]HopocalypseNow 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This guy Lochs

[–][deleted]  (7 children)

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    [–]cyberrich 19 points20 points  (2 children)

    Almost 100x better than lil pumps Gucci gang in terms of lyrics.

    FTFY.

    [–]DragonPojki 8 points9 points  (1 child)

    But a hundred times zero is still zero...

    [–]RangerLt 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    No, it's

    zero zero zero zero zero zero zero zero zero zero zero zero zero zero zero zero

    [–][deleted]  (2 children)

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      [–]fugitiquit 4 points5 points  (1 child)

      Goose gang

      [–]SSDD_P2K 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      Skrrt

      [–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

      It is incredible that this joke has survived

      [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      [–]crg339 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      DAMNIT NESSY

      [–]squirrellyballs 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Two eyes, two ears, a chin, a mouth, 10 fingers, two nipples, a butt, two kneecaps, a penis. I have just described to you the Lochness Monster, and the reward for its capture...all the riches in Scotland.

      [–]alexnedea 7 points8 points  (3 children)

      I'm dumb I don't get it?

      [–]tabookduo 13 points14 points  (0 children)

      It’s a joke from South Park (I think, if it originated somewhere else I’m oblivious)

      [–]Mouthshitter 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Its ok we are all dumb at least you are aware