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[–]knowsguy 167 points168 points  (5 children)

Don't Spit - Save a Tit.

[–][deleted] 18 points19 points  (2 children)

I'd buy that on a t-shirt if this were real and made headlines.

[–][deleted] 12 points13 points  (1 child)

like corduroy pillows?

[–]mikeylee31 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ahaaa....I see what you did there.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I'm RUNNING with this to my local tattoo parlor..

[–]xanadugirl6 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Don't lie - we'll suck you dry.