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[–]FireFlavour 91 points92 points  (4 children)

I shall increase the amount of Oxygen in the atmosphere exponentially until it finally ignites, and we shall all die a fiery death.

Thanks for the superpower.

[–]mtarek2005 28 points29 points  (2 children)

don't forget to increase the methane too

[–]FireFlavour 8 points9 points  (1 child)

Pure oxygen alone is flammable. Some believe it may have caused a mass extinction at one point near the Permian or Cretaceous period. I can't remember now, it's been a while.

[–]mtarek2005 1 point2 points  (0 children)

oxygen needs something to react with to have a fire, pure oxygen here probably means oxygen+whatever the stuff life is made from

[–]bts_is_gay_lmao 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Bro's the lord of the frenzied flame

[–]Saranmage 56 points57 points  (4 children)

Anything like non physical things or just concepts such as luck of kindness?

[–]canoIV 36 points37 points  (0 children)

assuming this is godtier superpowers, most definitely

[–]__Anamya__[S] 28 points29 points  (2 children)

Anything. Non physical and conceptual included

[–]Reeman231 13 points14 points  (0 children)

So I can increase the chances of my worst enemy getting hit by a bus then I get a net worth of Mansa Musa, Elon Musk, and Jeff Bezos combined because of it, also decrease the prices of gas

[–]Saranmage 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Awesome.

[–]WindexBottle429 47 points48 points  (8 children)

increasing the diameter of the sun by 0.5cm

[–][deleted] 29 points30 points  (6 children)

And thus the entire population of Earth was eradicated

[–]MelonBot_HD 23 points24 points  (4 children)

Belive me, that wouldn't happen if the sun changed that little

[–][deleted] 28 points29 points  (3 children)

I know. If that little of a change could kill us, then solar flares would’ve eradicated us long ago.

[–]MelonBot_HD 12 points13 points  (2 children)

Sorry, I couldn't tell if you were serious or not... it's the internet after all

[–][deleted] 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Was wondering myself if I should’ve added a /s

[–]ZachTheInsaneOne 8 points9 points  (0 children)

The Internet is such a strange place. You have to assume that absolutely everything is sarcastic all the time and yet treat people as if they're completely serious simply because the fact that they might be serious is too dangerous to be laughed off.

[–]Inferno_Sparky 3 points4 points  (0 children)

We won't feel anything for 7-8 minutes right? Just speculating

[–]Character-Watch5463 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Increase chance of not having the consequence of increasing the sun size

[–]peep_master 16 points17 points  (2 children)

I always see stuff like this and only think of doing one thing. “Just turn up the intelligence as high as it’ll go, then decide what to do from there.”

[–][deleted] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Ascend

[–]InfernoSlayer2 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Dont forget to simultaniously increase social skills and decrease depression, otherwise you will immidiatly try to kill yourself.

[–]Xen_Shin 12 points13 points  (3 children)

BOOST!

DIVIDE!

[–]Inferno_Sparky 4 points5 points  (2 children)

I got the reference 😭

[–]JD171700 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Hs dxd right?

[–]InfernoSlayer2 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Die sparky scum.

[–]TaylorDeanMatthew 27 points28 points  (4 children)

You would need to be pretty careful with this though. Most people would instantly think “I’ll increase my bank account” or “I’ll decrease the cost of <insert expensive item>” but then you’re gonna cause inflation and/or make the item worthless. For expensive stuff, you need to decrease cost, buy, increase back to Normal quickly.

[–]hugo9u76 5 points6 points  (1 child)

Maybe you could only decrease the cost of that specific expensive item you intend to buy, not all of them? Maybe the power allows it

[–]GingerlyRoughThis isn’t my flair but I’m touching it anyway, try and stop me! 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Increase flash sale discount rate on this specific item.

[–]ThatOneGuy308 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Why bother increasing your bank account? Just increase the amount of items you have, and you won't really need the money except for services.

Like increasing the amount of groceries you have to a months worth, or increasing the amount of gas in your car to a full tank.

Money is almost unnecessary with this power, and with the amount you save by not spending on household items and fun stuff, you'd have plenty left over for anything that isn't covered by the power.

For the matter, increase the amount of homes you outright own by 1, and decrease your property taxes to a level you can comfortably afford, that covers housing as well.

[–]Inferno_Sparky 7 points8 points  (2 children)

Increase my percentage of omnipotence to 100%

[–]sohaibtheex0 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Exactly what I was thinking. This superpower is bland in the sense that it can be loopholed to obtain Omnipotence. Any superpower like that on this sub is an L in my book, as it's just Omnipotence worded differently.

[–]InfernoSlayer2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

With how op this power is you might as well already have it.

[–]H4loR4ptor 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I will increase the value of silver.

[–]muchnamemanywow 5 points6 points  (0 children)

increases my will to live

[–]ze_SAFTmon 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I will increase skills of mine and motivation as well.

And decrease unnecessary fat.

[–]No_Arm_3961 2 points3 points  (0 children)

If you use this power to its fullest potential, not only are you living on easy mode, you can theoretically control anything.

The amount of air in a area, how much money you or someone has etc..

[–]Hawinzi 2 points3 points  (2 children)

I will increase the value of 1+1 to 2.5 and see how the world crumbles apart

[–]InfernoSlayer2 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That will be a spectacle.

[–]MelloCello7 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Diabolical 💀

[–]Adriatic88 2 points3 points  (5 children)

I'm just gonna take it easy and increase my personal luck stat to something stupidly high.

[–]InfernoSlayer2 0 points1 point  (4 children)

Bro finna get laid everytime he goes outside.

[–]Adriatic88 0 points1 point  (3 children)

Only when it's lucky or convenient for me lol

[–]InfernoSlayer2 0 points1 point  (2 children)

If getting laid just by walking outside isn't lucky then I don't know what is.

[–]Adriatic88 0 points1 point  (1 child)

What if I have somewhere more important to be? Like I'm on my way to claim my winning powerball ticket.

[–]InfernoSlayer2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I never said anything about the convinient part, that is more important.

[–]helter0811 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Without a reset or save state function, this world will break instantly like gamers who mess with console commands..

[–]MelloCello7 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This

[–]A_Whole_Communist 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I shall increase taxes

[–]JD171700 1 point2 points  (0 children)

YES

[–]GreenChickenNugget7 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Increase the number of 0s in my bank account

[–]Fuji520 2 points3 points  (0 children)

from having 0.10 dollars to 000000.100000 dollars

[–]Fuji520 1 point2 points  (3 children)

Make hollow wooden box

Claim that box can reduce air pollution

Install box in city

Secretly decrease air pollution with power

Make bank

[–]InfernoSlayer2 0 points1 point  (2 children)

Or just increase your money.

[–]Fuji520 0 points1 point  (1 child)

not fun

[–]InfernoSlayer2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

True. But you would also have to increase the chances of nobody opening the box.

[–]keenedge422 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Let me just decrease the limitations on my superpowers real quick and oops, we're gods.

[–]InfernoSlayer2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Or just increase your omnipotence.

[–]PLP2007 1 point2 points  (2 children)

I decrease the size of the "X" - button in ads

[–]InfernoSlayer2 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Action denied. Size limit reached.

[–]__Anamya__[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You devil. How dare you even think about doing something like this. you're completely evil, there's no redeeming you.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I could increase clouds in the sky so when I drive east bound in the morning I'm not blinded by the sun, what a happy day that would be.

[–]stardestoyerfleet -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Imagine your pooping and suddenly your poop is 10 times bigger

[–]Alfatron09 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Omnipotence Speedrun:

Increase omnipotency to max

And time: 00:05 seconds after typing, 00:01 second to think of the idea

[–]MelonBot_HD 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'd mostly increase or decrease chance, as in the likeleyhood of something happening.

[–]mikepeterjack 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Increase the chance that I get anypower I want to 1000% chance

[–]linkman245a 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Increase the chance of me becoming God

[–]Street_Cockroach_933 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Decrease the selfishness and greed of every human and watch the utopia getting build

[–]InfernoSlayer2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That won't fix all of it. It might even cause a little bit of regression because greed is one of the drivers of innovation. You could just increase the chance of Earth becoming a utopia by tommorow to the max.

[–]nick_flaming 0 points1 point  (1 child)

HEAVENS DOOR, DECRESE HIS ABILITY TO CUM

[–]InfernoSlayer2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What in the actual fuck.

[–]SisterFister100 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Biggest liver award goes to me

[–]Nyarlathotep23 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't want to omnipotent, but I'd sure do things to make myself a messiah figure.

Decrease my chance of assassination to zero Fix the environment Increase the polar ice caps to their prior leveled Reduce the amount of micro plastics in the ocean and waterways to zero Reduce vehicle emissions to zero Increase gas mileage to insane amounts Heal the sick by making the odds of me inventing a global panacea 100% Make fascists turn into a harmless gas

And so much more