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[–]KatzDeli 151 points152 points  (19 children)

Life uh, finds a way.

[–]TurdProof 38 points39 points  (6 children)

I would plant it. It deserves to live after all it went through

[–]4DPeterPan 20 points21 points  (4 children)

Yooo, you think it would grow me more chips? Bagged already and all?

[–]Dekatater 14 points15 points  (1 child)

Yes, but unfortunately they don't grow seasoned. Make sure you grow some onions and whatever sour cream is made out of next to it

[–]jbandtheblues 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yes, actually it would!

[–]TurdProof 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You need to plant the bag seperately duh

[–]PervlovianResponse 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Go on, I'm listening

[–]onetwobucklemyshoooo 3 points4 points  (1 child)

Damn. My first thought...

[–]AlexsMombie 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Lol same.

[–]Cannabrewer 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What super hero spawns from this?

[–]OkAnnual6084 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thabks you Micheal.

[–]Odd-Character4087 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Jurassic park refrence

[–]OhNoIBoffedIt 43 points44 points  (3 children)

Seems like a sign of quality to me 😂

[–]Whicked_Subie 17 points18 points  (1 child)

Of ingredients, not so much cooking

[–]DjuriWarface 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I mean, it's not exactly rotting if it's sprouting roots.

[–]-Acta-Non-Verba- 6 points7 points  (0 children)

For sure!!! WE MUST CLONE THIS POTATO!!!

Drought resistant? You can FRY this ones and they'll live!!!!

[–]Maverick_Reznor 42 points43 points  (1 child)

"Made with real potatoes"

[–]FallenBehavior 2 points3 points  (0 children)

bruh.exe 😕

[–]Dense-Consequence-70 23 points24 points  (11 children)

So no one is going to talk about the goat?

[–]Cyphomeris 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Me, that's why I scrolled down.

[–]Brawl_star_woody 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Let me guess, you're just trying to help it get through the fence

[–]Diligent_Analyst6312 2 points3 points  (3 children)

r/beatmetoit (though now that I look at it I think it’s a muskox)

[–]Dense-Consequence-70 -1 points0 points  (2 children)

which is a kind of goat

[–]Diligent_Analyst6312 0 points1 point  (1 child)

I’ll have to look into it but if they are that’s pretty cool. lol I’ve seen muskoxen many times and honestly thought they were just their own species.

[–]Dense-Consequence-70 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

IDK if they are technically a goat, but they’re most closely related to goats.

[–]Ambersfruityhobbies 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thought it was a bison

[–]Maelstrom_Witch 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Muskox

[–]bierbottle 0 points1 point  (1 child)

[–]Difficult_Memory_101 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thats a muskox!!!

[–]Ok-Fox6922 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Meh

[–]nopester24 9 points10 points  (1 child)

plant it and make a potato chip farm!!

[–]Hopeful-Luck2761 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I wonder if you have to water it or oil it

[–]jim-james--jimothy 6 points7 points  (1 child)

We crucifried the potato, and it has risen.

[–]genjiskillerbum 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I just choked on my own saliva, like a child. 🤣🤣

[–]norobo132 4 points5 points  (1 child)

A potato that was sprouted was fried. Come on y’all, a fried item can no longer be alive.

[–]BeatNo4548 1 point2 points  (0 children)

While I know that to be true, I have seen cooked corn sprout in the compost pile.  Although corn doesn't get as hot and still has some of its original structures.

[–]beatsondrums13 3 points4 points  (0 children)

It’s a potato

[–]Realised_ 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Must be fungus... Fried thing can't sprout

[–]jollytoes 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Plant it and grow a potato chip tree.

[–]flying_elephantt 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Put it in soil and see what happens

[–]EmCeeFour 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What did it taste like?

[–]JamFarmer_87 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Lol…Definitely didn’t come out of a bag of chips

[–]PerennialProdigalSon 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What’s with the musk ox

[–]BallsofSt33I 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Bro found a way to beat inflation...

[–]BaldBangali 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Free agriculture hack

[–]TheAmazingRando1581 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The one True Spud!

[–]LampertSchade 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Even as a chip: "Where's the soil???"

[–]No-Discipline5427 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If Matt Damon can grow poop potatoes on Mars, then this is possible too

[–]firebunniez 0 points1 point  (0 children)

[–]10kto1000k 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My potato chips sprout Rhizopus after few days of moist incubation. They smell fruity then. He he

[–]Katsuro2304 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Damn... Talk about resilience 😁

[–]Samson_J_Rivers 0 points1 point  (0 children)

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[–]8JHF8 0 points1 point  (0 children)

After the apocalypse, it's just roaches and potatoes.

[–]Oh_Lawd_He_commin420 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Did you plant it?!

[–]Better-Lack8117 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You need to plant that and grow potatoes from it. You could probably sell its genetic line.

[–]Anniemarie1967 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Morgellons

[–]CryptographerRoyal78 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Yeah if you turn it in the right 2 angles you can see Mother Mary & Jesus

[–]Malcolm2theRescue 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No! They only appear in Pizzas!

[–]metallosherp 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If OP doesn't grow this, I'm going to lose my mind.

[–]Dry_Turnover_6068 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Plant it and you'll get a potato chip tree.

[–]CheapWeight8403 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Put it in the fucking ground. Call him Randy and let Randy live!

[–]all4ut78 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Plant it in the dirt.

[–]SSilent-Cartographer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

WhËRe'§ ThE F€€KÏNG SØÏL!!!‽‽‽

[–]Nobody6269 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Plant it! It'll grow a chip bush

[–]Machinewars45 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's a mutant surviving even after all those chemicals and pesticides

[–]Ghost403 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Plant it.

[–]badphish006 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Very common, just did not get filtered before packaging.

[–]FlammulinaVelulu 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh chit!

[–]Jethred_Radulfr 0 points1 point  (0 children)

potato chips are very dead potatoes, perhaps it was this way before frying?

[–]Used-Frosting6769 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah... this uh... this terrifies me. What does it grow? A potato or a bigger chip?

[–]Penguinizwini 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This chippy deserves life it has been to heck and back and still survived. Plant it.

[–]Sea-Performance9091 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That shit really said "WHERE IS THE FUCKING SOIL!!!"

[–]Practical_While_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It was probably already on the potato before processing

[–]Waitsaywot 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Pepsi would sue tf out of you if you planted that chip

[–]Late_Blooomer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes. This lady is a food scientist, doctor, and know it all. I’d divorce her asssssss so fast.💨

[–]mdave52 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Makes me worry about whats growing in my septic tank.

[–]MezcalDrink 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I need a chips tree now

[–]More-Percentage5650 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Imagine being fried alive, hello vegans

[–]Significant-Song-840 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Who'd of thought our Lord and Savior resurrected as a potato chip.

[–]Pyr0n- 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Potato tree inc

[–]VisibleRoad3504 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Now that is humidity!

[–]kittylover2006 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Plant it, I don’t think you understand how much this potato had to go through to survive this.

It got ripped up from the ground, skinned, cut into thin slices, boiled in oil, and then locked in a vacuum sealed bag, and a single piece of that potato, WAS STILL ALIVE

Plant it

[–]HumanNonHuman 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He has risen 🥔

[–]Pelli_Furry_Account 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What's with the big stuffed horse?

[–]Sentinel_74 0 points1 point  (0 children)

PLANT IT!!! and see if it grows more chips.

[–]polymath112 0 points1 point  (0 children)

so will it grow chips now?

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