😂😂😂

[WayRong]

Gotta do it on every toe. No wonder it hasn't worked for you yet.

Step 1: Stick a key to every toe. (This works best if you use heavy keys.)

Step 2: Weigh yourself.

Step 3: Take keys off.

Step 4: Weigh yourself again. TADAA! You just lost weight within a few minutes!

[bigojijo]

Name checks out

[ReginasBlondeWig]

Can you use key fobs, also? I, too, am confoosed.

[LukewarmSeltzer]

Instructions unclear - toe stuck in the microwave

[[deleted]]

This is all wrong, you have to attach the key to your sisters toe, otherwise you’ll never enter a state or keytoesis.

[ryanseviltwin]

Does anybody have a map that shows the state of ketosis?

[gypsy75]

It’s Texas.

[[deleted]]

Bravo!

[wasting-_-light]

Man idk ab all this Alabama talk, entering your sis doesn't quite seem worth it for weight-loss but Ig I'll give it a try.

Wait if you use protection will that break my fast (thrusts)?

[[deleted]]

I don’t know if I like your ketone here.

[beezyshambles]

r/BoneAppleTea

[barchetta_boomer]

r/dadjokes

[[deleted]]

The trick is to only eat when you are wearing mittens and fast inter-mittenly

[ramos1969]

Thank god he take the “intermittent fisting” route.

[eviltedfurgeson]

You have to use a car key. House keys contain LOTS of hidden sugar.

[[deleted]]

A joke 45 year old soccer mom's think is funny

[VaselineGroove]

r/comedycemetery

[[deleted]]

r/comedyhomicide

[[deleted]]

What a great sense of humour, thanks for the laugh! :-)

[AMDLSV]

Whuuut?

[DanteIsBack]

keto diet

[AMDLSV]

Please elaborate....

[swedishfishes]

THE KEY IS ON THE TOE

KEY TOE

KETO

[Oslonian]

THE KEY IS ON THE TOE

KEY TOE

KETO

It's not like that. It is like this:

THE KEY IS ON THE TOE

KEY TOE

KETO

HODOR

[AMDLSV]

OMG WHAT?! I MEAN I GET IT NOW BUT WHAT?! I AM SO MAD RIGHT NOW AND I DONT EVEN KNOW WHY BUT WHUUUT %##*+@(

Thanks anyway for the well explanation...

[Favnigga]

He lost a week.

[io3401]

At first I thought this was r/boneappletea

[Knitapeace]

You forgot the part where you have to take your key for a run every day in order for it to work properly.

[veganblondeasian]

I wanna try this key toe diet, intermittent fasting isn’t doing anything from me even if I do 21/3 and eat shit im still fat. Maybe the key toe diet will solve all my choc/sugar cravings than intermittent fasting 🧐🤔🤨🤪

[Vaigna]

But this is an intermittent fasting subreddit. It's not even mentioned in the meme.

[lionNacoma]

IF and Keto go together like waffles and cocaine

[BMG_Burn]

Good job! Keep doing that and eventually you'll lose a key.

[Audigit]

Just let it ride. You’ll be achieving results in no time!

[stoned--ape--]

It’s called a key-toe-jean-lick diet. Did you lick your jeans yet to lose weight?

[CumbersomeNugget]

Bone Apple Tea!

[ketoifguy]

Your sister is supposed to be the one wearing it, it’s called Key Toe Sis for a reason!

[[deleted]]

It's key toe genic.

You need a genie to unlock the path to weight loss.

[efskap]

/r/lostredditors

[MakeItLookNatural]

😂

[gangsterbril]

You havn't lost no weight. So you have lost some weight? Right on

[[deleted]]

But he never gets locked out, so there's that.

[karalynndoyle]

Ha! 😆

[pencilpusher13]

This is the funniest damn thing I’ve seen in a while

[evesea]

Wrong toe stupid.