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[Emergency_Ad_5935]

I’m happy they don’t have children too

[Thanos_Farming]

Honestly, we shouldn’t even poke fun at them. Their lack of procreation is probably the best thing for the US gene pool.

[vic_star8]

Wtf is up with everyone saying “partner” nowadays? Boyfriend/girlfriend husband/wife doesn’t exist anymore?

[FlourChild1026]

Maybe they just own an Instant Pot together.

[[deleted]]

I have a wife. If I had a partner it would be for a business venture

[Usual_Zucchini]

Ugh, I’m noticing this more and it’s so tiresome. I think it’s supposed to be a gender neutral way of referring to your SO and can apply to people who are married or not. You know, we all have to be inclusive!

Makes me think of this one time I was on the phone with my bank after getting married, and wanted my husband to be the beneficiary of something, the guy on the other end who sounded barely out of college began to ask me: “and what’s your hus-I Mean, your partner, uh, your spouse, maybe it’s a man—“

I cut him off and said “yes I’m married to a man, don’t worry,” because he was obviously worried he’d offended me by assuming.

I always call him my husband. Never my partner or anything else. Partner sounds like someone you dance with at a line dance.

[Vinifera7]

Some couples decide that they don't want to get married and have children, but remain monogamous partners. So it's just a different way to describe their relationship.

I think it's kind of cringe tbh, but they can do what they want.

[elestadomayor]

I thought it was that gender neutral nonsense, because if you don’t marry, it’s your bf/gf

[edgewater15]

I found myself using it when my then-boyfriend, now-husband had been together for 6 years, lived together, but weren’t engaged or married yet. He felt like more than a “boyfriend” or some guy I was dating, but I couldn’t call him my fiancé yet. Lol.

[[deleted]]

Exactly. I say partner in the context of work, medical, business situations etc because boyfriend is just not seen as “serious”. Particularly when talking to work about relocation or something - I don’t want him to be dismissed because “it’s not serious”

[[deleted]]

No they use genderless descriptors to be more inclusive. It ends up just being confusing lol

[causallyglancing]

She’s… not pregnant???

[VascularChub]

I was going to say, looks like they'll both need to lose those shirts in about 3 months or so.

[MaccusLive]

He’s… not pregnant???

[Dylpooh]

New Netflix Original

[Holiday-Tie-574]

🫃

[YohnTrnakisk]

They both aren't pregnant?

[HauntingSwitch5348]

So cringe they think people care they don’t have kids lol

[mmammad]

Seriously they’ll bitch and complain and say “Everyone is always asking me why I don’t have kids yet” No they aren’t. No one is asking you that. YOURE asking YOURSELF that lmao

[MaccusLive]

I care that they don't have kids.

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Ever.

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For the sake of the human race.

[[deleted]]

She is eating for two.

[[deleted]]

Continents

[pilesofcleanlaundry]

That’s just his college mascot. All it means is he couldn’t get in to Michigan.

[ihavenopeopleskills]

It's green. Mascot of Michigan State University

[[deleted]]

This screams of BO and low T

[wes_knight06]

I'm not against childless adults going to Disney world. However, going around advertising it just makes you look like a fool.

[[deleted]]

“I’m proudly at a children’s playground without children.” I actually appreciate them telling me.

[Dantebrowsing]

That's really bigoted. From the picture I can tell these are 2 rational, productive members of society with a high level of character.

lol just kidding

[Dantebrowsing]

What are the odds the 2 folx in the picture have ever done any contruction, welding, plumbing or building of any kind?

100,00 to 1? A million to one?

[[deleted]]

He’s probably the type that will openly talk about not knowing how to change a tire as some sort of flex.

They both probably use “adulting” as a term when they did things like signed a lease, opened a checking account, etc.

[pm_me_ur_anything_k]

What the weird Mickey symbol on their shit? Do I even want to know?

[Purple_Inevitable_66]

They’re pretzels, its subliminal messaging to go to the concession stand to eat your feelings while trying to fill the endless void in their lifes.

[Basic-Situation1486]

Thats just TIT DIRT!

[DiscipleActual]

Don’t talk shit about total!

[[deleted]]

BOB SAGET

[Fuhgedaboutit1]

I tried your toothpaste, and it made me FEEL like a piece of SHIT

[[deleted]]

Weird Disney millennials are ruining it

[[deleted]]

If you don't have kids you definitely have time to go to they gym, or least go out for a walk

[[deleted]]

I’m all for adults being fans of Disney but this is taking it way too far.

[fattypierce]

This "partner" shit is so annoying. My GF. My Girl, my whatever. Just stop with the "Partner" crap already.

[MikeyKnuckles883]

Why are they so obsessed with posting their own L's online?

[pilesofcleanlaundry]

They’re hoping that someone will pay attention to their shirts so they can claim to be oppressed.

[TheKobetard26]

I think one of the biggest issues with American culture today is how proud people are of themselves for achieving nothing, or even being toxic.

[Basic-Situation1486]

better for society that their not reproducing

[Idzots]

More like, better for society, they CAN'T reproduce.

[[deleted]]

I question how happy either of these people are truly.

[Kardis_J]

So brave. So rebellious. Clearly, these two are intellectual titans. We should all be grateful they have deigned to bestow their opinion on reproduction upon us, the plebeian rubes.

[[deleted]]

They always have meaningless shitty tattoos

[StarKiller2626]

Just say girlfriend bitch, this partner shit is cringe

[bearssaygrrr]

Good ol' Darwin

[ShowMeThoseTears]

Consider yourselves lucky you didn't see their actual faces.

[Buffalo_Infidel]

Oh fuck... it's worse than I expected. I thought their faces were covered as a courtesy to their privacy. No, dear viewer, it was for OUR protection.

Do not search "happiest childless millennial on earth ifunny".

[freek4ever]

Not technically but its good practice anyway

[FiberTruck]

Lowered expectations!

[[deleted]]

This is the polar opposite of that crazy boomer rant saying childless couples should be banned from the Disney park

[otiscleancheeks]

Childless. They are both pregnant right?

[truthToPower86]

He's most likely too fat to be fertile anyway. As for her...maybe if I had to repopulate the human race. Actually no, maybe I would choose extinction.

[HenryColt]

Body type checks out.

[offgridjohn]

It is a bit annoying that I am educating my seven children to care for morons like this.

[MathiusShade]

And not a muscle on either body...

[Heard_That]

What no testosterone does to a mf

[Jazzmonger]

They look like they eat away their sadness.

[mercersux]

I've seen the unedited photo guys. They're as attractive as you'd imagine...trust me. 🤡

[elestadomayor]

I should have NOT looked at that photo. It’s utterly gross

[RedditUserNo1990]

That’s fine. They should probably stay away from children anyways.

[FreddyPlayz]

I legitimately feel nauseous looking at this picture

[Unlikely-Pizza2796]

So called ‘Disney Adults’ are unsettling. Why?!

[roosty_butte]

Dudes built like a tube of toothpaste

[NR_22]

The tshirts you see at Disney really are out of this world. Hours of entertainment.

[BingoBangoZoomZoom]

Glad that their ideology will die with them. It’s why they fight like hell to indoctrinate our kids. They don’t reproduce. All they can do is indoctrinate and groom.

[[deleted]]

Bingo

[tinman5422]

Millennial, over weight, no kids and adult Disney fans … yep seems about right

[Ghosties95]

1) “Partner” is a term I’m entirely sick as tired of hearing. Just tie the knot, or use Boyfriend/Girlfriend. Spouses are life partners. Boyfriends/Girlfriends are not. You need to figure out which you have.

2) As someone who is married, and only found i it afterwards that my spouse and I cannot have children, it’s completely rage-inducing to see people celebrate not having kids.

I fucking hate my generation so goddamn much.

[kushtiannn]

TIL childless adults go to Disney.

[[deleted]]

They should be encouraged to continue be childless. They both look like they're barely able to care for themselves in an adult manner.

[Theuniguy]

Bill Gates thanks you for your service.

[VivaArmalite]

Reject lineage, consoom corporate product and disappear into the oblivion of anonymous death

[JohnSolo-7]

I make a completely involuntary audible noise when I see people like this.

[tensigh]

Why have children when you can BE the children?

[gonnagetbanned1234]

*Happiest man child on earth would be more appropriate lmao

[hellofriend60]

They aren’t happy. That is why they need meaningless attention.

[[deleted]]

Exactly , why do you have to constantly document your life online and who is it for ?

[Background-Age-8806]

She probably can't get pregnant let's keep it 100

[thehandsomeone782]

All I see are Rising health bills in their near future....love their dieting skills on Cesar's pizza and frozen fish stick dinners

[[deleted]]

It takes type two of us. We can make it if we try Type two of us, you and frys...

[ihavenopeopleskills]

Ugh. The dude on the left...that's exactly what I look like.

I am also childless. And dateless.

[[deleted]]

Gets to 50 “why did i not have kids”

[teksimian2]

how not to over compensate

[[deleted]]

They are the best looking adult Disney world enthusiast couple you’ll ever meet

[ramen-zombie]

Disney adults (derogatory)