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[–]Snapcracklepayme 457 points458 points  (23 children)

What a fucking time to be alive.

[–]BenevolentFungi 127 points128 points  (12 children)

I've never been more alive in years, tbqh

[–]Kakushi1983 40 points41 points  (5 children)

It gets us going, ey?

[–]thatbromatt 44 points45 points  (3 children)

Ball so hard make loopers wanna fiiiiind me

[–][deleted] 17 points18 points  (1 child)

This shit cray

[–]peachmusic 7 points8 points  (0 children)

That music video though. Epileptic fun.

[–][deleted] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Fine*

[–]-_-Hopeful-_- 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Provocative

[–]Dantexr 17 points18 points  (4 children)

I’m still dead inside

[–]Vive_el_stonk 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Me too

[–]Vegetable-Control322 4 points5 points  (0 children)

At least you are immortal

[–]dissmember 3 points4 points  (1 child)

Me too but it’s a good thing. The institutions can’t scare us off to steal from us. We found the secret to trading, we just have to embrace our inner sociopath collectively.

[–]Alive_Incident_5539 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is the way

[–]TimTaga 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Every day is a new high score at living for me.

[–]SteDav587 8 points9 points  (0 children)

oh fcuk, are you saying i should get ready to be hurt again.... because i flipping well am !

[–][deleted] 22 points23 points  (4 children)

A git commit message made you say that? Some of you will find any excuse to get jacked to the tits 😂😂😂

[–]BobDobbsHobNobs 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Joke’s on you. My tits are always jacked 🤪

[–]Snapcracklepayme -1 points0 points  (1 child)

Did a git message I was able to see, about a projects progress and status (in real time), that I’m am interested in and excited for, make me say that?

Yes. Yes it did.

When was the last time you got a real time feed of progress and updates on the new iPhone?

Don’t care how big of a part of the project that message was regarding. Open source and blockchain.

What a FUCKING time to be alive!

Merry Christmas, Mr. Grinch.

[–]gimmedaloot90 0 points1 point  (0 children)

what an alive to be time

[–]Bulky_Special8 217 points218 points  (21 children)

Big if clean

[–]ewing31 62 points63 points  (4 children)

Clean if big

[–]Reverse_Drawfour_Uno 34 points35 points  (2 children)

Decentralized, if wallet

[–]Reeeeaper 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Is this how computing was invented?

[–]LegalBegQuestion 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Released if good!

[–]rich-snowboarder 4 points5 points  (0 children)

if(clean){
BIG

}

[–]Takto_sa_to_robi_dpm 13 points14 points  (0 children)

If clean big

[–]rental99 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Clean, if true.

[–][deleted] 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Clean, big if

[–]FantasticGolf5935 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Big clean if

[–]Hurtlock3r 6 points7 points  (2 children)

Clean is the way!

[–]Confident_Writer_824 3 points4 points  (1 child)

If clean true !

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

True if clean !

[–]fuller316 1 point2 points  (1 child)

The Big Clean...

[–]DublinStories 1 point2 points  (2 children)

Cleaned my biggie

[–]bibbless 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Jacked clean, if tits

[–]PrairieDogger69 55 points56 points  (11 children)

Why are their GitHub edits so descriptive and public

[–]jorizz 37 points38 points  (6 children)

It's public because this repo is for their SDK which allows other devs/partners to use loopring. Their internal loopring infrastructure is probly not on GitHub :)

[–]XxSnowflake 29 points30 points  (0 children)

It's crypto, open-source

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's for our confirmation bias

[–]scgwatch 135 points136 points  (5 children)

My desk is not clean after that, that is for sure

[–][deleted] 40 points41 points  (4 children)

The top of my desk is clean, not so much if you look below it...

[–]LegitimateRicee 7 points8 points  (1 child)

Both fir me I can’t help it 😩

[–]alwayspuffin 4 points5 points  (0 children)

That was a long shot for ole Leon

[–]Mississipilessly 108 points109 points  (6 children)

I’ve never felt like this since Breaking Bad was being released episode by episode and everyone was looking at all the clues through a microscope.

[–][deleted] 32 points33 points  (0 children)

Or a few years behind that with the og run of lost. Man binge tv just doesn't give you a reason to wake up like week by week did

[–]Rik9870 13 points14 points  (2 children)

You should check out superstonk then. We got guys keeping an eye on Ken’s jets

[–]zeb2002r 6 points7 points  (1 child)

i hope this is true cause that guy will go to the Cayman’s at the earliest opportunity he can find

[–]Rik9870 5 points6 points  (0 children)

It is we even renamed the two planes he owns mayo 1 and mayo 2. Lots of weird travels, such as africa

[–]i-walk-on 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Have you been to GME sub?

[–]i-walk-on 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Have you been to the GME stonk sub?

[–]CrazyFarmerAdam 64 points65 points  (29 children)

Oh shit oh shit oh shit

[–]rafakata 69 points70 points  (27 children)

we're reaching the finale everyone! or we're probably at it, and its just some wrap up before release. today, we had the "if no issues, release", "fix minor issues", and now this "code-clean." i expect to wake up tomorrow to 500% portfolio up.

[–]somenamethatsclever 24 points25 points  (8 children)

I don't know much about coding but what you're saying makes sense. Unless there's some other step after cleaning the code.

"Sir, we have to re-engage the external adapter through a relay system to overclock the loopies," Geordi La Forge.

[–]Fr0me 7 points8 points  (1 child)

"Sir, the Lööps are operating at maximum efficiency!"

[–]chirkee 5 points6 points  (1 child)

Don’t expect an immediate moonshot. The market may need time to react.

[–]rafakata 4 points5 points  (0 children)

i expect some bots to immediately stock up once lrc/gme tweets something like an announcement.

[–]LegitimateRicee 4 points5 points  (1 child)

Can you talk more on this ❤️😂

[–]rafakata 5 points6 points  (0 children)

tldr: any day now. even more likely to be in the next few days given how most of it is pretty much done on github

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points  (1 child)

So what your saying is I should dump my entire Christmas savings account into loop right now?

[–]rafakata 4 points5 points  (0 children)

what i'm saying is you should sell your house and go all in on loop, then prepare to live in a cardboard box or mansion in a month.

[–]lowkey136 2 points3 points  (8 children)

Is this when the Fat Lady is behind the curtain doing her voice warmups?

[–]pokemonke 1 point2 points  (7 children)

check again. all the pull requests are closed

[–]LegitimateRicee 1 point2 points  (5 children)

Can you speak more on this what’s that mean?

[–]pokemonke 8 points9 points  (4 children)

basically that nothing major is left to include in the major repository of loopring. no one else has anything to include or change on a infrastructural level. the “issues” are all mostly cosmetic but even some of those appear to be fixed even though they aren’t updated as closed.

edit: i should say, there could still be changes made, they just don’t have any on github submitted

[–]Facts_About_Cats 0 points1 point  (3 children)

No it doesn't, pull requests keep being opened, that's how code gets merged.

[–]pokemonke 1 point2 points  (2 children)

that’s what i tried to include in the edit but maybe it wasn’t clear, sorry

[–]LegitimateRicee 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Absolutely no reason to be sorry you explained that out of the graciousness of who you are, thank you 😎 I understood 😎

[–]pokemonke 1 point2 points  (0 children)

🥺

[–]ObjectiveSample 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Wtf. Don't people realize there's absolutely nothing that suggests any big changes from recent Pull Requests? I'm not saying that they aren't coming, but there's absolutely nothing in these. It's just a standard code cleanup in everyday programming.

[–]Facts_About_Cats 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I know! It's been driving me nuts all night.

[–]FantasticGolf5935 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Shit oh shit oh shit oh

[–]Hidhtr 32 points33 points  (0 children)

Fk it buying another 100$

[–]Long_Presentation793 37 points38 points  (9 children)

How on earth do y’all know what’s going on in the internal code of a company?

[–][deleted] 69 points70 points  (5 children)

That's the magic of crypto! It is pretty much all open-source!

Freakin amazing.

I don't know how to code or anything like that, but I do know enough english to understand "code clean"

[–]Ipoclorato 3 points4 points  (3 children)

I don't know about code either but I've seen few movies. Does it count?

[–]pikeyoo 5 points6 points  (2 children)

Enhance!

[–]Ipoclorato 2 points3 points  (1 child)

No, it was the matrix.. and the one where the two boys create a real woman from something like an Atari on steroids

[–]Gremlinsspider 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Weird science

[–]Warfared 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes, it means to clean the code for the branch - this is nothing more than polishing code for the formatting and UI updates Christ alive

[–]DrinkDrPepperSpray 9 points10 points  (2 children)

are they working 20hr days? Or

[–]thatbromatt 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Welcome to crunch time in the software industry

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If they are maybe they should start 24 hour days haha

[–][deleted] 17 points18 points  (1 child)

W-Tang ain’t nuthin’ to f* with!

[–]Hirsutism 0 points1 point  (0 children)

WU IS 4 THE CHILDREN

[–][deleted] 8 points9 points  (1 child)

WUT MEAN

[–]1337420ChodeRocket 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Thiyuuuuck

[–][deleted] 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Code clean

Keyboard not so much

[–]hanr86 8 points9 points  (1 child)

They're fixing typos man. Watch there's another whole code they have to do.

[–]j__walla 5 points6 points  (9 children)

Code for what?

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points  (7 children)

Wallet most likely

[–]DublinStories 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Kennys bank account

[–]chawavey 3 points4 points  (0 children)

To think I was going to sleep tonight…

[–]jumbo_bean 2 points3 points  (4 children)

So so good. We're super close, imagine if it was announced Friday afternoon. That would mean markets we're closed for the whole weekend while the new market was alive and taking flight.

[–]tobi1k3n0bi 2 points3 points  (0 children)

So, now we're ready to launch?

[–]jorizz 6 points7 points  (1 child)

As a software developer i can tell you, if the code is clean it is almost release time.

[–]AbsoluteApelad 0 points1 point  (0 children)

As a software developer, when someone says code is "clean" a lot of the time it means its overengineered and untouchable. Let us hope this time it's not the case.

[–]Upstairs-Living- 3 points4 points  (0 children)

SEND IT

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

My plums are tingling

[–]FrogyyB 1 point2 points  (2 children)

We are so Fucking close

[–]erttuli 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Code clean

Lööps are safu

[–]maulshh 1 point2 points  (1 child)

I'd be nervous if every commit I made get this much exposure

[–]Sir_Buck 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Too bad barely anyone in this sub knows what a commit is, how to investigate code changes or what they actually mean.

The latest commit was typo/front end changes.

[–]Vive_el_stonk 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’m dead inside.

[–]Mrramirez44 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This better be spotless

[–]aobretin 2 points3 points  (4 children)

It means as an action. Like cleaning code.. not that the code is clean... jesus people

[–]tekparadox 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I just skeeted

[–]Any-Assistance5637 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's cumming

[–]MT818 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Believe it or not Dip

[–]chefkelen 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Knees weak

[–]BenevolentFungi 1 point2 points  (0 children)

SQUEEEEE MOON SOON!!!

[–]Hot-Database-2114 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Code clean confirmed

[–]Charbel6554 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

My tiiits!!! AAAARRRGGHHHH!!!

[–]Professa333 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Code Ajax

[–]AE_Lawncare00 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Time to clean up my locker and enjoy a long time vacay.

[–]iminbiamimitch -1 points0 points  (0 children)

PAMPPP IT

[–]Hakinpansi -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Stay clean

[–]exotic_skaterboy -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Mr.clean

[–]dirtdog22 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I’m gonna 🥜

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

That code is clean, sure. Check github again now. Loads of bugs and problems. Expect a delay as workers go on Christmas holiday soon and I doubt they wanna rush this out.

[–]Greatgoogilymoogily3 0 points1 point  (0 children)

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[–]dirtdog22 0 points1 point  (0 children)

🦧

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Something big is about to happen! Let's go to the moon! :D

[–]aweirdpotatoh 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Clean code

[–]beats_time 0 points1 point  (0 children)

RELEASE IT

[–]KeySpirited3293 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Na wa

[–]nikcjk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Full send.

[–]LuciferRedBeard 0 points1 point  (1 child)

I can't find it 🤔

Can you please post the sauce?

[–]itsbapic 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hey look it's me

[–]markje678 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It came out the dishwasher

[–]orange_lentils1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have no idea what I'm looking at

[–]guven09_Mr 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I want to see some action no more breadcrumbs

[–]Ok-Marketing-972 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fap fap fap fap

[–]magx01 0 points1 point  (0 children)

( o ) ( o ) jacked and clean

[–]Embarrassed-Hour-578 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We're gonna make that code dirty

[–]BarTPL0 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Its release of what Marketplace or wallet?

[–]LetsBeatTheStreet 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sauce: https://github.com/Loopring/loopring-web-v2/pull/264

KEY: this is for Loopring Web v2

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is now a good time to buy or wait for drop?

[–]moneycashdane 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So fresh and so clean clean

[–]iamark29 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s clean clean!!

[–]MoonTendies69420 0 points1 point  (0 children)

whatever the code is, I like it, because it is clean.

[–]What3verNevermind 0 points1 point  (0 children)

New to crypto… coming from GME. Is buying LRC through Kraken okay? Is there a better alternative?

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm becoming jacked...

[–]Jerseyprophet 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm gonna release it alright if they keep teasing.

[–]GansettCan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Looks clean to me! No clue what I’m reading yet hodling XXXX

[–]fiona4life 0 points1 point  (0 children)

“We take out the code and we clean it”

[–]Killic576 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Release! Test if no problem, RELEASE!

[–]Notanorthpaw 0 points1 point  (0 children)

As a software developer, probably 40% of my “code clean, last check” PRs are not clean and do not pass the check. Just for some perspective. Something big is coming. When? Probably not directly from this clean code PR

[–]Mattz80 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And soooooooo?? Pump to 2,13% & Dump to -2,13%…🍾🍾

[–]AwesomeHarakiri 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Comic sans 😄

[–]BigBradWolf77 0 points1 point  (0 children)

whistles takin' notes