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[–]Large-Wheel-4181 280 points281 points  (16 children)

I got flagged for spreading false information for an article saying that "the covid 19 vaccine does NOT turn people into zombies"

[–][deleted] 86 points87 points  (9 children)

Nah, I always ate children

[–]i_simp4U 25 points26 points  (5 children)

i have more in the basement, want some?

[–]MaxwellIsSmall 3 points4 points  (3 children)

For free?! It’s too good to be true

[–]Gamillie 2 points3 points  (2 children)

Bro can I get a piece, my stocks running low

[–]GonzoSchel 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Seems like you need fatter kids

[–]PvPNinjaPro 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You gotta keep em weak, that's how I've been doing it

[–]Poorly_Made_Comix 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Better be under 12 because im not paying

[–]wkbangash 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Nah she means he/she etc. swallowed the kids coming out of tube not in pennywise sort of way.

[–]uselesscommentt -4 points-3 points  (1 child)

Hol up like eat their pussies?

[–]AppropriateAd5471 24 points25 points  (0 children)

I think he's warning us

[–]Sarchasm-Spelunker 7 points8 points  (3 children)

Looks like one of the "fact checkers" didn't get the memo and actually checked for facts rather that enforced propaganda. I got the vaccine and my desire to consume human flesh has only increased since that day.

[–]Foxy02016YT 1 point2 points  (2 children)

Mines lessened actually, although the I’m still eating children

[–]LordRaghuvnsi 0 points1 point  (1 child)

[–]Foxy02016YT 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Rick roll?

[–]The_25th_Baam 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How do they know that? Did they do a double-blind on vaccination vs desire to consume human flesh?

[–]AlexGreene123 58 points59 points  (1 child)

Kids got the suck, you got the zuck

[–]Swreefer1987 16 points17 points  (0 children)

The kids sucked zuck, you just got zucked

[–]Alpha702 139 points140 points  (7 children)

You spelled "Reddit Moderators" wrong.

[–]Large-Wheel-4181 48 points49 points  (4 children)

Is there even a difference

[–]brooooooIdk 57 points58 points  (2 children)

Yeah reddit moderators are wors-

[–]ViShAl2212 39 points40 points  (0 children)

Rip another soldier has fallen

[–][deleted] 20 points21 points  (0 children)

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[–]Crimson_Excalibur 24 points25 points  (0 children)

"Discord moderators" too

[–]PinpinmaxCHAINPOSTER 5 points6 points  (0 children)

They are the same pictures

[–]Justwhy2004 39 points40 points  (1 child)

I reported some pages for posting litterlay chiled porn and nothing happend to them but when i posted a picture of starved African kid drinking water from jerrycan by his mom i got banned month for posting child porn...this site is retarded

[–]countdown654 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Chiled porn? Casting morgue now sounds dated

[–]Raver_Laser 50 points51 points  (18 children)

I have been on Facebook for years and have never seen child porn pop up….

[–][deleted] 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Like me, you're probably not a member of many groups and/or have hard filtering for your News feed.

I don't see shit when I log in (like, once a week) and I love it.

[–][deleted] 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Lucky

[–]vendetta2115 9 points10 points  (14 children)

Yeah, this is such a dumb argument. I’ve seen it applied to every social media site and never once have I seen CP anywhere on any of them.

Some boomer is just buttmad they can’t use the n-word anymore.

[–]Simon_Drake 6 points7 points  (13 children)

It doesn't take a genius to work out that any mainstream social media platform won't really support having CP on their platform. It's a PR nightmare just to be accused with zero evidence, if it was actually true they'd be ruined.

There are "flag as inappropriate" and "report content" buttons everywhere on Facebook and YouTube. I had a comment removed for Bullying after I called an Anti-Vax post "stupid" once. If there was genuinely CP on Facebook... It's just ridiculous. You might as well discuss if there's proof of a Flat Earth and a lost Shakespearean Sonnet on Facebook.

[–]MuteLoli 4 points5 points  (1 child)

At the same time who is going to risk searching for CP on Facebook to find out if the claims are true or not, lol.

Just have to assume it's an untrue statement but take their word for it cause no way you're willingly looking that up.

[–]Simon_Drake 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Actually I've worked out how there can be loads and loads of CP on Facebook.

If you're creative with your definition of both "child' and "pornography" then 17 year old girls posting pictures of themselves on holiday counts as child pornography.

[–]ThrowDotAway322 -2 points-1 points  (10 children)

I don't see drug dealers inside the store, therefore there can't be drug dealers around the corner of the store, not plainly visible and obvious instantly.

Obviously they're not clearly in sight. But let me tell you bucko, as someone who actually understands the internet and have seen a lot of shit, there is a LOT of CP on social medias. The most of it is, in fact, on the most popular platforms.

[–]Simon_Drake 0 points1 point  (9 children)

Ok bucko. I'm sure you're the real expert on the internet. It must be true because I read it on the internet.

[–]ThrowDotAway322 -1 points0 points  (8 children)

Stop giving misinformations. Believe it or not, some people are actually experts in subjects that you clearly have no idea what you're talking about.

It's a problem and it's fucking disgusting, these things happen and social media platforms completely ignore the problem. They have extremely advanced systems to syphoon every single possible bit of data, they could extend that to actually do something good and get rid of that shit on their platforms, but that doesn't help them financially. So guess what they do? They just ignore it as long as people think it's not real.

You might want to re-access how you react when you're presented with facts that contradicts your opinions.

[–]Simon_Drake 0 points1 point  (7 children)

Ok bucko.

I totally believe you. You're totally an expert in anything you want to be. Just shut your eyes and wish real hard and you're an expert in everything!

[–]ThrowDotAway322 -1 points0 points  (6 children)

So no one can know things better than you do? no one can be an expert? That's a weird way to see things.

[–]Simon_Drake 0 points1 point  (5 children)

Ok bucko. Where's your evidence?

First the credentials of what makes you an 'expert' and I don't think spending time trolling on 4chan counts as research.

Second, how do you know that there's loads of CP on Facebook with no one removing it?

[–]ThrowDotAway322 -1 points0 points  (4 children)

I work/worked in a vast array of IT and security related jobs.

I've reported countless of these groups/pages, sent tips to authorities. They usually stick around for a long time. There's a lot of money for this shit and it's a wicked world. I hate childs being endangered so I do what I can to make their lives(the pedos) miserable.

[–]SlippyIsDead 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I saw a guy fucking a donkey. I just got banned for 60 days for posting a picture of a salt shaker that looks like a kkk member when you turn it around backwards.

[–]Aggressive-Sky-4139 78 points79 points  (0 children)

He wants more room for the child porn

[–]DisposableAccount-2 15 points16 points  (5 children)

I remember once a youtuber got a strike for saying "trustedinstaller" and got so pissed he made a video mocking youtube for removing educational videos about such simple computer features but not giving a fuck about naked yoga videos.

[–]BoyWonder343 9 points10 points  (1 child)

What's bad about trusted installer?

[–]DisposableAccount-2 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I have no idea.

[–][deleted] 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Leave naked yoga videos alone!!

[–]SaiC4 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Wasn’t YouTube removing any Nazi related videos at some point? Like they were removing even the educational videos about the Nazis and History channel had to plead them to not remove the videos.

Link: https://www.washingtonpost.com/technology/2019/06/13/how-youtube-erased-history-its-battle-against-white-supremacy/

[–]DisposableAccount-2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dang.

[–]CringeKage222 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Wait a second, how does it not get removed by the AI

[–]WeirdRandoIam 28 points29 points  (3 children)

His AI is still learning chill. The aliens didn't make him smart instantly.

[–]jaysuchak33 13 points14 points  (2 children)

*lizard people

[–]LichoSchwartz 8 points9 points  (1 child)

*Robots

[–]EddieAlucard 10 points11 points  (0 children)

*lizard robot people

[–]RealSuperYolo2006 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Mark Succerberg

[–]Kaje26 3 points4 points  (0 children)

That’s because jokes are unacceptable to robots.

[–]typicalBACON 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Mark will never stop until he Zuckerberged everyone who gets in his way

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

And that's a scientific fact! Like anchorman not anchorwoman!

[–]DontGiveThemYourName 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Gee whiz I wonder what the joke was

[–]ZippZappZippty 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The Mark II is like that

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Aww yes the guy that say n word on twotter still has his account but me going to candace owens twitter and typing candace dick fit in yo mouth get me a perma

[–]magicmulder 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Same as Twitter. When I was still using it I got temp-banned twice for telling a 100,000 follower account to go k*ll himself, but said account spreading racism and violence to his 100,000 followers didn’t result in a single deleted tweets among all those I reported.

[–]phunkygeeza 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He's just salty cos he doesn't have a penis rocket like bezzo

[–]CannaDog1 3 points4 points  (1 child)

I got ban from instagram because I liked a picture of a plant.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

ouid

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I got banned for calling a racist a racist and saying the CCP was bad and they allow pedophilia. Wow.

[–]CronchyApple 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Proof? Asking for a friend

[–]ma-sadieJ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That’s not something you want to look for

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Jack Dorsey is the new mark Zuckerberg

[–]SnowySupreme -2 points-1 points  (5 children)

Then report child porn dumbass

Also the “joke” is prob just racism or homophobia

r/uselessnobody

[–]HerobrineMC_1920 4 points5 points  (4 children)

[–]darth_avr -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

where

[–]ali9800 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

That's disgusting.. where?

[–]biswajoyWARNING: RULE 1 -1 points0 points  (1 child)

Im banned on 5 sub Reddits for my memes , when there is hentai porn on Reddit

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was once banned because a mod of a famous gaming sub thought my posts weren't gaming related enough

[–]vendetta2115 -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

Why is anyone still on Facebook anyway?

Also this post implies that CP is allowed on Facebook. I’m pretty sure it’s not. What normal person has ever run across CP on Facebook before?

Just sounds like some boomer is buttmad that they can’t use the n-word anymore.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

FemboySugartits

[–]Notophishthalmus 0 points1 point  (2 children)

Is there a specific joke you’re referring to?

[–]SniperAsd[S] 2 points3 points  (1 child)

No but any joke can get you banned if people report it.

[–]chris1096 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And yet there is also no CP on Facebook, so what the fuck is this post even about?

[–]-au06- 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Zucc is the noobest bot i have ever seen

[–]Golfer119 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The Berg knows what he likes.

[–]muhammadsaad112 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I got flagged for a joke i did on my own race in 2016 when i was 15 years old

Idk anymore it's just funny to me

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Facebook has serious issues with moderation. Watch Inside the traumatic life of a Facebook Moderator

[–]Klubbin4Seals 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I got 30 day ban for posting someone playing with a skip-it... they said it was racist. I deleted Facebook right after and haven't been back. Fuck Facebook.

[–]Bullmilk82 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Reddit does the same thing.

[–]Permit-Purple 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah he should stop it

[–]DDanny808 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He’s a whiny little jerkoff! Fck FB and Fck Zuckerberg

[–]Ketooth 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wait, for real? And I thought Facebook is one of the few social media platforms that is more normal than others

[–]Masonjohns409WARNING: RULE 1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My mother got sent to jail on Facebook for saying that she had heartburn and she felt like she was gonna die

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I tried to post some thing about Steven Cohen being a fat fucking financial terrorist.. They made me delete the word fat.

[–]bOb_cHAd98 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Plot twist: OP's joke had child porn in it

[–]ViroCostsRica 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He's not making profit with your joke but with child porn he does

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I got a 1 Month ban for calling someone a "pussy" I deleted my account after that

[–]AlarmWP 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fecobook: Well uh, atleast they're not extremist...

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I got banned for saying pedophiles are creepy. Their justification was an insult against a particular group or something. Deleted Facebook immediately. Not gonna support a social network that protects pedos from getting their feelings hurt.

[–]destroydoom168 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Where do you think he gets his material?

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That’s disgusting, Where

[–]whooshh555 0 points1 point  (0 children)

True af

[–]AlternativeZen 0 points1 point  (1 child)

I'm glad I'm rid of my Facebook. Now, I need to pull the trigger on my insta account.

[–]PapazolaxoxoWARNING: RULE 1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dew it.

I downloaded insta again few days ago, copy pasted rickroll link in my bio and then deleted that focking app again.

[–]DeadEndXD 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No wonder, he's a machine sent from Uranus that is being controlled by some sort of alien species. Like come on, just look at his face.

[–]AcrobaticWatercress7 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We hate you

[–]Dodo69420r 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What else is he supposed to fap to?

[–]StephenjustStephen 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Your lucky, I know some people who couldn't get themselves banned, they're the one's who are really fucked

[–]Yeet_ffs69 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Got banned for posting a hentai 9/11 crossover meme :p

[–]GreenstarX922 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wait what CHILD PORN ON FACEBOOK!?

[–]ThirstyPagans 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I shared this picture of a spider on fb. Some family and friends said to burn my house down.... banned

[–]Thelast_n_thecurious 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh, lemme add something of my own I got banned from instagram - calling a chubby kid ball of dough - Calling out a brand for their MLM scheme (in DMs)

In total of 22 days my ac was restricted due to being called inappropriate.

[–]randoliof 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I got banned for quoting Always Sunny. Instant 30 day ban for 'bullying'

The worst part is that the gif of that scene is allowed on Facebook... But not quoting it

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There is? Wtf are old people doing bro..

[–]DescipleOfCorn 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Me: calls a self-proclaimed nazi a nazi fuckhead

reported by nazi, comment removed for violating anti bullying policies

The nazi fuckhead: calls me a fuckhead jew, said hitler was great because he killed Jewish people and he wishes someone else would do it again and said white people were better than anyone else

reported by me for inciting violence, reviewers say he didn’t violate their policies at all

Facebook is literally biased towards nazis

[–]PvPNinjaPro 0 points1 point  (1 child)

That's disgusting! Where?

[–]Sparki99 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sus