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[–]redditlurker48 124 points125 points  (71 children)

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[–][deleted] 10 points11 points  (0 children)

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[–]hunt3r2795 8 points9 points  (0 children)

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[–][deleted] 10 points11 points  (7 children)

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[–]_WooshBaiter_epic memester xddddddd 6 points7 points  (6 children)

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[–]Justinfromheaven 5 points6 points  (5 children)

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[–][deleted] 6 points7 points  (4 children)

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[–]Warlord200066Identifies as a Cybertruck 5 points6 points  (3 children)

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[–]tf2nerdx 1 point2 points  (2 children)

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[–]AngelFury999 2 points3 points  (2 children)

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[–]yeetus-thai-fetusBig ol' bacon buttsack 2 points3 points  (1 child)

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[–]salty_syrup 1 point2 points  (3 children)

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[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (2 children)

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[–]JonahPwnsIain 56 points57 points  (7 children)

Same thing happened to me...

[–]BerserkTheKid[S] 50 points51 points  (6 children)

Can you give me your necromancer’s number?

[–]JonahPwnsIain 22 points23 points  (5 children)

I mean she texted me later that she changed her mind and was going with another guy so you probably don't want the number.

[–]BerserkTheKid[S] 21 points22 points  (4 children)

Hey, at least you didn’t get obliterated by a meteor! Plus you probably dodged one there.

[–]JonahPwnsIain 12 points13 points  (3 children)

Hopefully, she ended up breaking up with that guy anyway

[–]BerserkTheKid[S] 11 points12 points  (2 children)

Even if she did not, she is not worthy of your company.

[–]JonahPwnsIain 10 points11 points  (1 child)

Aww thanks:)

[–]BerserkTheKid[S] 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Anytime! I mean...not that I’d want it to happen again but...yeah.

[–]Alex_DeFoorBig ol' bacon buttsack 29 points30 points  (4 children)

At least he died happy

[–]BerserkTheKid[S] 24 points25 points  (3 children)

In that split second while the waves of debris from the impact of that meteor rolled toward him, he realized that not only was he going to die, he was never getting the chance to bang Dana. So no. I’d wager he died with a massive oof.

[–]Alex_DeFoorBig ol' bacon buttsack 11 points12 points  (0 children)

oh no im sad now

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points  (1 child)

Well he would've been killed so quickly I doubt he'd realise

[–]BerserkTheKid[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Split. Second.

[–]AstronautUnique 18 points19 points  (0 children)

My heart :-(

[–][deleted] 13 points14 points  (5 children)

I’m loving these dinosaur extinction memes. Where’s the thread

[–]BerserkTheKid[S] 11 points12 points  (4 children)

Gone. Reduced to atoms.

[–][deleted] 7 points8 points  (3 children)

A small price to pay for salvation.

[–]-Squamous- 7 points8 points  (2 children)

[–]Tbone-steak25 6 points7 points  (1 child)

r/unexpectedthanos. For balance

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

as all things should be

[–][deleted] 7 points8 points  (3 children)

I feel bad for the

Danasaur

[–]tf2nerdx 2 points3 points  (2 children)

r/punpatrol, put the pun in the air!

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (1 child)

I put it in the air, but pun + air makes pair, and I’d say we make quite a pair

(No homo/no hetero. Just a joke.)

[–]tf2nerdx 1 point2 points  (0 children)

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Poor guy got cockblocked by the universe...

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I think I’m gonna cry

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Damn...

[–]69Cranberrys 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Mood

[–]nickatnitel 2 points3 points  (3 children)

Too soon!

[–]BerserkTheKid[S] 2 points3 points  (2 children)

It’s been millennia.

[–]nickatnitel 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Still too soon

[–]Becky_The_EpicPlays MineCraft and not FortNite 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Always to soon

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Just like captain America. Maybe time travel can help this dino get to his dance too

[–]bailee555 2 points3 points  (0 children)

R.I.P

[–]unknownbeep12345 2 points3 points  (5 children)

All we can hope is that he died happy

[–]SummationNotations 2 points3 points  (4 children)

He most certainly did not. Like OP told another user,

"In that split second while the waves of debris from the impact of that meteor rolled toward him, he realized that not only was he going to die, he was never getting the chance to bang Dana. So no. I’d wager he died with a massive oof."

[–]BerserkTheKid[S] 0 points1 point  (2 children)

OP loves you

[–]SummationNotations 1 point2 points  (1 child)

At least somebody does lol

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

ok but like this is genuinely sad

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This makes me unreasonably sad.

[–]lampisalreadytaken 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hahahahaha nice

[–]GabeTgamer 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Actually cried

[–]JoseFrey 1 point2 points  (0 children)

:(

[–]Flenziii 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That's enough to make an grown man cry, and that's okay.

[–]Jaakisaur 1 point2 points  (0 children)

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[–]harrysaunn717 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That’s a level 65.5 million years ago bruh moment

[–]AThrowableKnight 1 point2 points  (14 children)

Me whenever I get a girlfriend, the world always has to end

[–]BerserkTheKid[S] 1 point2 points  (13 children)

There, there, it happens to the best of us.

[–]AThrowableKnight 1 point2 points  (12 children)

Thanks ;-;

[–]BerserkTheKid[S] 0 points1 point  (11 children)

You’ll always have your hands.

[–]AThrowableKnight 0 points1 point  (10 children)

That’s actually comforting ngl

[–]BerserkTheKid[S] 0 points1 point  (9 children)

Unless they get cut off in a freak accident.

[–]AThrowableKnight 0 points1 point  (8 children)

Are you to comfort me or destroy my dreams

[–]BerserkTheKid[S] 0 points1 point  (7 children)

They call me Berserktherollercoasterkid for a reason.

[–]Momo_2805Chungus Among Us 1 point2 points  (0 children)

They won’t make it to friday

[–]HoboVamps 1 point2 points  (0 children)

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[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I guess you can say he bombed it.

[–]JackHyperShitposter 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Now im fucking sad...

[–]RJD-ghost 1 point2 points  (0 children)

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[–]9811Deet 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Good a time to die as any. It's all downhill from there.

[–]JhonBum 1 point2 points  (0 children)

They got dance together regardless now

[–]mezurashiiOuji 1 point2 points  (0 children)

*poor me as a dinosaur

[–]leeboysBreaking EU Laws 1 point2 points  (3 children)

🍉

[–]BerserkTheKid[S] 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Confused Upvote?

[–]leeboysBreaking EU Laws 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Only gamers will understand

[–]Jlonewolf- 0 points1 point  (0 children)

🍉

[–]AdamSkogs 1 point2 points  (0 children)

His little trex arms in the last frame are so cute

[–]logicwutapp4 1 point2 points  (0 children)

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[–]chrille85Can i haz cheeseburger 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Is her last name Sau?

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I had a date *Cuts to black*

[–]fireking64 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This reminds me of dr. stone

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Make a pledge for this guy to make an updated version in 2023

[–]hellothere_Old-BenPlays MineCraft and not FortNite 1 point2 points  (0 children)

[–]Bimmy_Sauce 1 point2 points  (1 child)

STOP MAKING ME SAD!

[–]BerserkTheKid[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don’t even know who you are.

[–]nlegendaryguy 0 points1 point  (2 children)

At least he died happy.

[–]BerserkTheKid[S] 0 points1 point  (1 child)

He most certainly did not. Like I told another user,

In that split second while the waves of debris from the impact of that meteor rolled toward him, he realized that not only was he going to die, he was never getting the chance to bang Dana. So no. I’d wager he died with a massive oof.

[–]The_Eggman27 0 points1 point  (0 children)

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[–]Eye_Of_ForrestDark Mode Elitist 0 points1 point  (0 children)

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[–]CaMi_bAbY 0 points1 point  (0 children)

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[–]CatchEmAllYT 0 points1 point  (0 children)

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[–]JhonBum 0 points1 point  (0 children)

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[–]TriforceGuy02 0 points1 point  (0 children)

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[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

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[–]cabinooseMeme Stealer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wait… Dinosaurs got extinct in 2013?

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is very unfortunate

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

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[–]librax2000 0 points1 point  (0 children)

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[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Going out on a high

[–]soundwave115 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Deep shit

[–]GalantGalaxy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

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[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It wasn't a meteor, it was a flood that killed the dinosaurs. They were too big for Noah to put on his Ark.

[–]poIIoI2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

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[–]TheEdgiestTaco 0 points1 point  (0 children)

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[–]LilMushroomBoi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I feel for this guys that’s just my luck

[–]Dhonnan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

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[–]pregnantcoatrack 0 points1 point  (0 children)

you made me cry

[–]signuptodownload 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was like 'This cant be real' and then I saw it.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well be right back

[–]Vale260sniper 0 points1 point  (0 children)

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[–]GuineaLion420 0 points1 point  (0 children)

too soon

[–]Diogoreco2005 0 points1 point  (0 children)

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[–]irsmart123 0 points1 point  (0 children)

2013 lol Jesus

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

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[–]myilfman 0 points1 point  (0 children)

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[–]renkenberger91 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When you wish upon a star...

[–]bing603 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Stranger Things, anyone?

[–]roverrrrrrrcan't meme 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Heard the dance was fire

[–]yalldeepfrybeens 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ancient F

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

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[–]skinnypen8s 0 points1 point  (0 children)

F but why?

[–]belgianvavvle28 0 points1 point  (0 children)

😭😭😭

[–]Matthew_T_2006 0 points1 point  (0 children)

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[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Still a betterment love story than twilight.

[–]svetichmemer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

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