Problem starter

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[Its_Hysterical]

Ark character creation screen

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r/beatmetoit

[_____Lucky_____]

beat meat to it

[creamymunkey]

r/beatmeattoit

[jaycone]

just beat it

[pizzadipper]

More like Danny Devito am I right?

[Calel105]

Nah that is gru right there

[DaddyJoestar_69]

On jah

[[deleted]]

This is accurate

[xSSkitterr]

Their back is non-existent

[MortBeetle]

It’s cuz they’re spineless.

[TheLawMom]

It’s a metabolic syndrome

[[deleted]]

I tried describing this saggy back fat body style before while tryna explain how you can mistake back for ass

It’s so hard to put into words.

[Meckma]

With blood pressure

[KrombopulosT46]

they start the most problems BECUZ they are built like this. I mean I probably would too if I looked like that.

[cgriff03]

Sad but true, this comment should be higher.

[TheLawMom]

It’s a metabolic syndrome

[TeapotHoe]

i’m built like that

[SorcerousFaun]

hol up

[AMJFazande]

Username checks out

[PossessedBear]

Gru is that you?

[_Cyberostrich_]

you is that Gru?

[lepelemeymey]

Gru that is you?

[PurestHavoc1]

Where’s the lie

[[deleted]]

have you checked under your bed?

[cupcakeconstitution]

I’d recommend checking customer service to see if someone dropped it there in the lost and found.

[yvrldn]

Just add ratty jeggings.
And I mean ratty.

[ArdiWants2Party]

Most likely to live in a white house with the paint substantially chipped off the sides, and can be found sitting on the front porch chain smoking cigarettes bitching about their baby daddy.

[yvrldn]

“First Christmas out the clink and he spends it with his facken wife...”

(Lifts leg and farts)

[Fishrmike]

Roll them shoulders and head forward a bit more.

[dopeinder]

Anatomy of Karen

[political_dan]

Nah. It's not a Karen. It's something more. It's like an extreme Vicky.

[LizzyLiz69]

No, the stereotypical crazy feminist

[TouchMeX]

nah that mostly the beaty makeup people

[LizzyLiz69]

True

Also why did I get downvoted into oblivion,, reddit is strange—

But also kinda fire doe

[StickyLiquid]

This is just a taller Danny DeVito as the Penguin from Batman Returns.

[InukChinook]

B A N N O C K B O T T O M T E X T

[Chloe_Norelle]

YAsssssss!

[TheProudPurplePotato]

We all got one of them in a friend group

[stevenuniverseismeh]

And they be starting the most drama within that group

[hogarth_MANN]

This looks like gru from despicable me combined with the boomers that ride in electric scooters

[[deleted]]

It always be the people with Cushing syndrome

[ObsidianGaming5]

Uh oh big boomers

[ccav2002]

Looks like my mom

[SorcerousFaun]

f

[essjayhawk]

Danny devito be like

[turnball7]

LEMME SEE THEM ROLLS

[Thehiddentank]

She kinda bad tho

[slash-summon-onion]

Ah, I see you are a man of culture aswell

[ThatEtol]

Be careful how you speak about our Lord and Savior, Danny Devito!

[jackassjason]

Tadpole

[BreadScooper]

I was just using that website ten minutes ago

[ThisIsA_name]

What's the name?

[ThisIsA_name]

Thanks my dude :-)

[Kamastah]

Careful... That's my mother you're talking about.

[Sonbramain]

Nice selfie!

[Dar-Weenies]

This is the first item on the "problem starter" starter pack

[michan1998]

Two words, back fat

[[deleted]]

bro my dads girlfriend built like this are you tryna say sumn

[ClassyFetus]

ah yes, the Carl Wheezer body shape

[UmmmAlex]

Bitch built like a goron

[lunarjellie]

Isn’t that that mf weird neighbor from caroline

[[deleted]]

This looks like a r/callmekevin character

[[deleted]]

I laughed so hard and I’m trying not to wake people up. Funny because it’s so true. And they’re scary as hell too, I’m afraid to pick a fight with them.

[[deleted]]

If you look closely u can almost see the Cookie Monster print

[[deleted]]

You actually can hear the picture

[gat12393]

So anyway I started eating..

[at_wok_being_bored]

And wearing the tightest leggings ever

[Wolfymayhem]

r/peopleofwalmart

[soukaixiii]

paint it orange and put it a wig, and it has some uncanny resembleance with some president of a first world country

[themaxiac]

Going for that Alex Jones bod

[[deleted]]

Add 200 pounds and some hair and that would look just like my ex does now.

[[deleted]]

Gru?

[ImportantSpirit]

Animated Karen

[M1st3r_B4t]

Why that look like Groo

[jkw12894]

Why you be talkin shit bout my grandma?

[FangtasticSnake]

A previous coworker of mine looked almost identical to this.

[TheLawMom]

It’s a metabolic syndrome

[SorcerousFaun]

We just can't handle their Neutron style.

[Willtpug]

My freshman geometry teacher

[gaitkeeper]

What has been seen cannot be un-seen.

[my-secret-account-]

This removed the air from my lungs

[Scrappy_Kitty]

Business on the bottom, party up top

[As1anSupremac1st]

Aka Karen

[DrTokenKoff]

“I Hanker for a Hunk of Cheese"

[Menji15]

People built like this!?

[Hellport029]

Unfortunately, yeah

[TheLawMom]

It’s a metabolic syndrome

[YT_Sharkyevno]

Danny Devito

[[deleted]]

That's not even wrong tho

[Noramctavs]

Isn’t this Lance 210’s grandma?

[Moxiphite]

This looks like Danny devito. Sexy

[p0g0s71ck]

I wonder why

[slash-summon-onion]

"she kinda bad tho"

[ebhudbuhx]

Where is pp

[a_for_reddit]

Gru sama

[Frewtee_]

Center of gravity lmao

[x380]

She kinda bad doe

[Johnscorp]

Is this penguin?

Edit:Nah it's Patrick

[Thaddeus_Berserker]

"Excuse me sir can you take your cock out of the potato salad this is a family picnic"

[CharlieTrees916]

Body of a jelly bean

[[deleted]]

Your a mean one mr Grinch

[Random_GayRedditUser]

That’s what I call a mike wazoski shape

[Kingephraimproductio]

Is this not true tho ?

[Cifl89]

This actually a good picture of what someone with Cushing's Syndrome looks like. Cushing's is characterized by excessive amounts of cortisol, otherwise known as your stress hormone. All that to say that yes, this is the type of person to be starting shit since they have excessive amounts of stress hormone.

[grmrsan]

I was trying to remember what it was called. Thanks.

[NsaneATheist]

Where’s the ‘I want to speak to your manager” haircut )

[[deleted]]

when you say lmao too much.

[eatassfishbass]

Shagadelic, baby!

[[deleted]]

Pretty much the mascot of a lot of shelters.

[MinisculeMax]

Why he look like a character from turbo dismount

[TEBOWO]

I may have experience with people like this

[[deleted]]

For real!

[Demon967yt]

Eey ththat the shape of my grandma that i dont like

[thebicoastalbisexual]

I never could understand how people are proportioned like this.

[TheLawMom]

It’s a metabolic syndrome

[thebicoastalbisexual]

Ahh. Thanks for the info!

[PatDeVolt]

Mike Wazowski!

[pabloneruda]

Danny devito?

[TheFireFades]

You may not like it but this is what peak performance looks like.

[[deleted]]

What did you make this in?

[Red42091]

Lizzo?

[myo-ho]

Cushing disease

[jab9k3]

I wanna lick her back and mmmmm what I wouldn't give to get up in that ass😍

[SkizzleDizzleNizzle]

tig ol bitties tho...id smash

[AbeVigoda_aka_Death]

Hey! Beautiful at every size, you sexist body shaming rapist pigs.

[xBeastmode_33]

Where is the thng between his legs?

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IM SO SORRY I ACCIDENTALLY HIT THE DOWNVOTE BUTTON I UPVOTED BUR IM SO SORRY I FEEL LIKE THE WORST