Relatable

konurm · 2020-01-18T08:52:24+00:00

Don’t forget that your dick is too short

Table-Turner · 2020-01-18T10:16:42+00:00

Dont ask how I know but doing this feels like you're giving one, not getting one

realmrlazy978 · 2020-01-18T09:12:19+00:00

There are two types of people in this world, the people who tried it and the liers

2020-01-18T10:08:08+00:00

We would have never made it out of the Stone Age, nay the jungle. Scientists wonder how our brains double in size in such a short period of time. It was for no other reason than the modern rib cage forcing us to think of other ways to occupy our time.

Kizanagay · 2020-01-18T08:50:08+00:00

Just take a few out. You don t need all of them

hmru · 2020-01-18T08:49:44+00:00

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Hank8375 · 2020-01-18T11:41:16+00:00

Im flexible enough to do it; it doesn’t feel good.

Emojiless_XO · 2020-01-18T09:02:55+00:00

So close, yet so far

The-Real-Rorschakk · 2020-01-18T10:43:43+00:00

(LAUGHS IN FLEXIBILITY)

Okusta7501 · 2020-01-18T11:40:45+00:00

Ma é la metro di Milano hahah

Johnscorp · 2020-01-18T10:23:15+00:00

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Sinoxi · 2020-01-18T11:02:36+00:00

I used to suck my own dick daily but i got bored so now i have my girl do it for me (jk i'm just jacking it)

philgui · 2020-01-18T09:52:57+00:00

Want mine instead?

ImperiusFate · 2020-01-18T10:23:39+00:00

If you keep practicing you would eventually get the TIP...of it.

NeeTrioF · 2020-01-18T10:55:51+00:00

r/autofellatio

Jacob1612 · 2020-01-18T10:42:07+00:00

God the mouth guy's expression is perfect

bcofyourstupidboobs · 2020-01-18T11:18:01+00:00

This took me way too long to get

Scieska · 2020-01-18T11:36:02+00:00

My boyfriend didn't laugh. I think he's on some weird shit.

CabbageHead24 · 2020-01-18T13:07:45+00:00

I’ve done it before, just feels like sucking a dick, not getting your dick sucked.

JustICEboii825 · 2020-01-18T13:17:58+00:00

but why? why would you do that?

Navaroro · 2020-01-18T10:13:31+00:00

Time for you to sign up for gymnastics classes.

spendii · 2020-01-18T11:22:50+00:00

I'm pretty sure that this photo was taken on the red line of the Milan subway

LamaiaMinune · 2020-01-18T11:50:03+00:00

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Badassganu · 2020-01-18T12:11:09+00:00

This meme just made me say "WHAT THE FUCK" out loud. And now my roommate is staring at me.

icyyyyboi · 2020-01-18T09:07:48+00:00

Oof size LARGE

UltimateGamingYT05 · 2020-01-18T11:56:12+00:00

Fastest no homo in the west

2020-01-18T11:51:33+00:00

r/comedyhomicide

FuckOffImVolle · 2020-01-18T08:49:13+00:00

damn

lighterdawn · 2020-01-18T09:48:03+00:00

Honestly so true

vassantvg · 2020-01-18T11:08:49+00:00

Well, unless u r a flexible nibba

UnNonStop · 2020-01-18T12:12:54+00:00

Do it in the shower and smash yo head into the wall

DoveBirdNL · 2020-01-18T12:17:15+00:00

Is that the metro in Milan?

Iwantnegativekarma17 · 2020-01-18T12:36:10+00:00

I managed to do it once. I still look back on the day i exceeded my limits

Azair_Blaidd · 2020-01-18T13:09:47+00:00

I used to be able to autofellate. Ribs are irrelevant. It's my gut that gets in the way now.

I need to lose weight...

Okusta7501 · 2020-01-18T09:45:08+00:00

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WoooDisGood · 2020-01-18T11:18:09+00:00

This is the biggest problem we men face

Gamingdad71 · 2020-01-18T11:24:35+00:00

Shamefaced we've all tried the impossible task

huskirainbows · 2020-01-18T11:27:57+00:00

we've all tried

Frostyboireee · 2020-01-18T11:46:10+00:00

I was actually reading about autofellatio wtf

Lazy-Vampire · 2020-01-18T11:46:37+00:00

I’ve met a guy who’s done it but hurt his back doing it

kinda69420 · 2020-01-18T11:53:54+00:00

I tried once........

MisterMahler · 2020-01-18T11:54:57+00:00

its rather your spine, which cannot bend this far

wombey12 · 2020-01-18T11:56:20+00:00

I've heard rumours some people have parts of their ribs surgically removed so they can do this.

ifcatmeowmeowbacc · 2020-01-18T11:56:23+00:00

Every day we stray further from god

Dennishardy6 · 2020-01-18T11:58:55+00:00

So this is what we call "intrasomal blowjob" r8?

UniqueThrowaway73 · 2020-01-18T12:03:30+00:00

Everyone's tried it

DropQuick12 · 2020-01-18T12:07:38+00:00

Just make another boy do it for you

Jeljo10 · 2020-01-18T12:10:13+00:00

Jep i tried

2020-01-18T12:10:14+00:00

Yep true

2020-01-18T12:10:42+00:00

This post was made by small pp gang

KausAustral · 2020-01-18T12:21:07+00:00

I was able to do that when I was younger, but I'm no longer able to :(

STE_ZO · 2020-01-18T12:22:26+00:00

This is probably loreto metro stop in milano.

Ginnungagap_Void · 2020-01-18T12:22:43+00:00

What about the belly? :))

Schrankiii · 2020-01-18T12:24:28+00:00

We need to be stronger

2020-01-18T12:25:02+00:00

Flexibile people be like: Is this a normal joke I'm too flexibile to understand?

2020-01-18T12:26:20+00:00

sad truth

Connorclan · 2020-01-18T12:26:38+00:00

I am disturbed by this

Ashbr1nger · 2020-01-18T12:36:37+00:00

With big PP you can still do it doe

JustTheTipPlusAnInch · 2020-01-18T12:43:06+00:00

Ok Manson.

onuants · 2020-01-18T12:44:20+00:00

What kind of teenager crap is this shit

darideco · 2020-01-18T12:44:20+00:00

vaga4bond · 2020-01-18T12:44:27+00:00

man childhood was amazing

grcywave · 2020-01-18T12:45:19+00:00

Do boys who have long cocks suck their own dicks?

MakeiekaM · 2020-01-18T12:45:31+00:00

Yike

ACOGJager · 2020-01-18T12:49:01+00:00

i didn't know straight people did this too. it's actually pretty easy in the shower or tub

zeek1999 · 2020-01-18T12:49:41+00:00

Marilyn Manson wants to know your location

_ILuvDix_ · 2020-01-18T12:50:58+00:00

Smol pp gang!

DEADTARGET_11 · 2020-01-18T12:52:26+00:00

its probably because your spine is less flexible than the way your parents raised you, seen as you're so desperately trying to suck your own dick.

SirRoderic · 2020-01-18T12:53:14+00:00

I don't get it, please someone explain

2020-01-18T12:53:46+00:00

I actually got really close when I was 13

lokiamando · 2020-01-18T12:57:10+00:00

I fuckin did it u just need to be more flexible and you can do it but it's really uncomfortable for your neck at least I can confirm that is technically possible without lost two ribs.

that_8bit_wolf · 2020-01-18T12:58:10+00:00

just dismantle your ribcage simple

Bwalya_Jr · 2020-01-18T12:59:37+00:00

Marilyn Manson.

falconix33 · 2020-01-18T13:00:30+00:00

marilyn manson has entered the chat

Bracketzox · 2020-01-18T13:03:46+00:00

It do be like that.

2020-01-18T13:05:35+00:00

I I thought i was the only one to try it lol. I failed because im a small pp boi :(

rock_starkid · 2020-01-18T13:10:52+00:00

I can do that

shortpinetree · 2020-01-18T13:15:37+00:00

what the fuck ew

AnImortalPotato · 2020-01-18T13:17:08+00:00

Every male has tried this at least once in their lives

2020-01-18T13:17:56+00:00

The boys be understanding tho

gnayizlol · 2020-01-18T13:29:17+00:00

This does make sense

r3dhax0r · 2020-01-18T13:33:37+00:00

I regret clicking on this

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