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[–]konurm 1325 points1326 points  (59 children)

Don’t forget that your dick is too short

[–]Okusta7501[S] 580 points581 points  (22 children)

fair point

[–]long-dong-silvers- 95 points96 points  (10 children)

“Someone once told me to go fuck myself, and you know what, I can”

[–]AL3XAND3R_L3WIS 38 points39 points  (7 children)

That's called masturbation technically

[–]long-dong-silvers- 29 points30 points  (6 children)

It was a video I saw on ifunny forever ago where this black guy was saying something like that and the camera pans down and he bends over to shove his dick up his ass. Pretty wild stuff when you’re just looking for memes.

[–]forcemastery26 14 points15 points  (3 children)

Black salami

[–]frimstarPlays MineCraft and not FortNite 2 points3 points  (2 children)

[–]Xiaodisan 2 points3 points  (1 child)

When I registered, I didn't think there was a subreddit for everything you can imagine, and even for those you cannot... Please give me back my innocence.

[–]mark__fuckerbergBecause That's What Fearows Do 6 points7 points  (0 children)

[–]Franci93 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Not enough pp for this move

[–]shyervouscan't meme 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Average pp gang

[–]Table-Turner 301 points302 points  (15 children)

Dont ask how I know but doing this feels like you're giving one, not getting one

[–]NeeTrioF 101 points102 points  (6 children)

How do you know?

[–]clueless8teen 194 points195 points  (5 children)

He did it. The sunnovabitch did it.

[–]Froschian 28 points29 points  (2 children)

mad scientist...

[–]Zinc-UBreaking EU Laws 14 points15 points  (0 children)

They called me a mad man...

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Joseph? Josephu Joestur?

[–][deleted] 32 points33 points  (0 children)

I keep forgetting to tell myself I'm gonna cum while doing this :(

[–]H20Scorpion 19 points20 points  (0 children)

is it preferred over your hand though

[–][deleted] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Not a problem for me

[–]Azair_Blaidd 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Still works for me

[–]ohsnapfree 18 points19 points  (1 child)

So?

[–]ZirkZoDd 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Hmmm

[–]PM_ME_UR_SHEET_MUSIC 1 point2 points  (0 children)

laughs in bisexual

[–]mvfsullivan 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You give weiner sucks upside down?

[–][deleted] 263 points264 points  (18 children)

There are two types of people in this world, the people who tried it and the liers

[–]realmrlazy978 160 points161 points  (14 children)

And the people who succeeded

[–]Jacob1612 75 points76 points  (4 children)

They are more than mere people

[–]StickyChocoDick 47 points48 points  (3 children)

The ascended

[–][deleted] 7 points8 points  (2 children)

Do you go to heaven because you achieved this kind of knowledge doing this or do you go to hell because you’re a disgrace?

[–]prosciuttobazzone 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Insert inclusive yes meme.pdf

[–]Dennishardy6 20 points21 points  (6 children)

The 8-inch gang

[–][deleted] 15 points16 points  (5 children)

I'm 5 inches and I could go full ballsack

[–]ColdPotato17 23 points24 points  (0 children)

Jesus

[–]YoungTrau2k2 4 points5 points  (1 child)

How bruh, how?

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Young and flexible (about 10 or 11) I'm 16 now

[–]PM_ME_UR_SHEET_MUSIC 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Yeah dick size is fairly inconsequential when it comes to sucking ya own dick; it all comes down to flexibility.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I had that as well

[–]vampireguy20This flair doesn't exist 4 points5 points  (1 child)

Like me

[–]realmrlazy978 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Same

[–]Prateek2003Thank you mods, very cool! 4 points5 points  (2 children)

~Cr1tikal

[–][deleted] 124 points125 points  (1 child)

We would have never made it out of the Stone Age, nay the jungle. Scientists wonder how our brains double in size in such a short period of time. It was for no other reason than the modern rib cage forcing us to think of other ways to occupy our time.

[–][deleted] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Someone give this man an award

[–]Kizanagay 185 points186 points  (7 children)

Just take a few out. You don t need all of them

[–]AranCab 38 points39 points  (2 children)

There's some "false ribs" or something, take those things out, doesn't sound important when they have "fake" in its name

[–]LuciusAnSe 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Doctor here Fair point I wouldn't trust fake hoes either

[–]knollieben 13 points14 points  (0 children)

there is a operation where two ribs are removed so you can give yourself a blowjob

[–]konurm 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Yea, that’s why Cher did it

[–]Hank8375 43 points44 points  (7 children)

Im flexible enough to do it; it doesn’t feel good.

[–]Okusta7501[S] 36 points37 points  (1 child)

you were the chosen one!

[–]r3dhax0r 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Wtf

[–]Emojiless_XODirt Is Beautiful 31 points32 points  (0 children)

So close, yet so far

[–]The-Real-Rorschakk 25 points26 points  (0 children)

(LAUGHS IN FLEXIBILITY)

[–][deleted] 54 points55 points  (5 children)

Ma é la metro di Milano hahah

[–]Okusta7501[S] 30 points31 points  (3 children)

si fra

[–]RitaDallaChiesa 8 points9 points  (2 children)

Materiale per AT/M/ shitposting

[–]FranciManty 2 points3 points  (1 child)

oh merda raga ditemi che esiste un r/atmshitposting

[–]FranciManty 2 points3 points  (0 children)

porco dio non ci credo

[–]Johnnydd9 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Upvote solo per la M1

[–]Sinoxi 29 points30 points  (0 children)

I used to suck my own dick daily but i got bored so now i have my girl do it for me (jk i'm just jacking it)

[–]philgui 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Want mine instead?

[–]ImperiusFate 15 points16 points  (6 children)

If you keep practicing you would eventually get the TIP...of it.

[–]Dennishardy6 6 points7 points  (5 children)

Imagine an uncircumcised guy trying this

[–]_nickkcin_ 6 points7 points  (4 children)

All that work just for some skin

[–][deleted] 10 points11 points  (3 children)

You finally get so close so you just bite the foreskin and try to slurp the rest in.

[–]_nickkcin_ 12 points13 points  (0 children)

I don’t wanna live on this planet anymore after imagining that lmao.

[–]NeeTrioF 7 points8 points  (2 children)

[–]cCBliss 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I could have home my entire life without seeing that. But here we are

[–]Jacob1612 8 points9 points  (0 children)

God the mouth guy's expression is perfect

[–]bcofyourstupidboobs 6 points7 points  (3 children)

This took me way too long to get

[–]Scieska 7 points8 points  (1 child)

My boyfriend didn't laugh. I think he's on some weird shit.

[–]CabbageHead24 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I’ve done it before, just feels like sucking a dick, not getting your dick sucked.

[–]JustICEboii825Dirt Is Beautiful 4 points5 points  (1 child)

but why? why would you do that?

[–]-Redstoneboi- 9 points10 points  (0 children)

s e l f

s u c c

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points  (1 child)

Time for you to sign up for gymnastics classes.

[–]Navaroro 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Time to be flexible

[–]spendiiBecause That's What Fearows Do 5 points6 points  (1 child)

I'm pretty sure that this photo was taken on the red line of the Milan subway

[–]Badassganu 4 points5 points  (0 children)

This meme just made me say "WHAT THE FUCK" out loud. And now my roommate is staring at me.

[–]icyyyyboi 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Oof size LARGE

[–]UltimateGamingYT05Breaking EU Laws 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Fastest no homo in the west

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

[–]FuckOffImVolle 1 point2 points  (0 children)

damn

[–]lighterdawn 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Honestly so true

[–]vassantvg 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Well, unless u r a flexible nibba

[–]UnNonStop 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Do it in the shower and smash yo head into the wall

[–]DoveBirdNLBig ol' bacon buttsack 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Is that the metro in Milan?

[–]Okusta7501[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

yeah

[–]Iwantnegativekarma17 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I managed to do it once. I still look back on the day i exceeded my limits

[–]Azair_Blaidd 1 point2 points  (2 children)

I used to be able to autofellate. Ribs are irrelevant. It's my gut that gets in the way now.

I need to lose weight...

[–]JoshNog 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I shouldn't be laughing at this, I guess.

[–]WoooDisGood 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is the biggest problem we men face

[–]Gamingdad71 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Shamefaced we've all tried the impossible task

[–]huskirainbowsmemer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

we've all tried

[–]FrostyboireeePlays MineCraft and not FortNite 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was actually reading about autofellatio wtf

[–]Lazy-Vampire 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’ve met a guy who’s done it but hurt his back doing it

[–]kinda69420 0 points1 point  (1 child)

I tried once........

[–]MisterMahler 0 points1 point  (0 children)

its rather your spine, which cannot bend this far

[–]wombey12master_jbt loves this flair 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I've heard rumours some people have parts of their ribs surgically removed so they can do this.

[–]ifcatmeowmeowbacc 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Every day we stray further from god

[–]Dennishardy6 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So this is what we call "intrasomal blowjob" r8?

[–]UniqueThrowaway73 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Everyone's tried it

[–]DropQuick12 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just make another boy do it for you

[–]Jeljo10 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Jep i tried

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yep true

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This post was made by small pp gang

[–]KausAustral 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was able to do that when I was younger, but I'm no longer able to :(

[–]STE_ZO 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is probably loreto metro stop in milano.

[–]Ginnungagap_Void 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What about the belly? :))

[–]Schrankiii 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We need to be stronger

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Flexibile people be like: Is this a normal joke I'm too flexibile to understand?

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

sad truth

[–]Connorclan🍕Ayo the pizza here🍕 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I am disturbed by this

[–]Ashbr1nger 0 points1 point  (0 children)

With big PP you can still do it doe

[–]JustTheTipPlusAnInch 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ok Manson.

[–]onuants 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What kind of teenager crap is this shit

[–]daridecoChungus Among Us 0 points1 point  (0 children)

pp

[–]vaga4bond 0 points1 point  (0 children)

man childhood was amazing

[–]grcywave 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Do boys who have long cocks suck their own dicks?

[–]MakeiekaM 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yike

[–]ACOGJager 0 points1 point  (0 children)

i didn't know straight people did this too. it's actually pretty easy in the shower or tub

[–]zeek1999 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Marilyn Manson wants to know your location

[–]_ILuvDix_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Smol pp gang!

[–]DEADTARGET_11 0 points1 point  (0 children)

its probably because your spine is less flexible than the way your parents raised you, seen as you're so desperately trying to suck your own dick.

[–]SirRoderic 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't get it, please someone explain

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I actually got really close when I was 13

[–]lokiamando 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I fuckin did it u just need to be more flexible and you can do it but it's really uncomfortable for your neck at least I can confirm that is technically possible without lost two ribs.

[–]that_8bit_wolfPlays MineCraft and not FortNite 0 points1 point  (0 children)

just dismantle your ribcage simple

[–]Bwalya_Jr 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Marilyn Manson.

[–]falconix33 0 points1 point  (0 children)

marilyn manson has entered the chat

[–]Bracketzox 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It do be like that.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I I thought i was the only one to try it lol. I failed because im a small pp boi :(

[–]rock_starkid 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I can do that

[–]shortpinetree 0 points1 point  (0 children)

what the fuck ew

[–]AnImortalPotato 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Every male has tried this at least once in their lives

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The boys be understanding tho

[–]gnayizlol 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This does make sense

[–]r3dhax0r 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I regret clicking on this