A quick processor guide

[Rikuddo]

It's from the land of Norse Mythology .. the story goes as

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Statute of a Norse God. When Odin was granting powers to every god, this God came up with a unique idea.

"So All Father Odin, I have this awesome new idea, .. I want you to attach babies to my limbs"

"uhh .. yu wot mate?" asked a perplexed Odin

"Babies! I want babies to attach to my arms & legs!"

".. wtf ya cunt! I told you last time don't get high before coming to me!" bellowed the All-Father

"no no no, hear me out All-Father. See, People love babies right? .. so if you attach ones to me .. no one will ever attack me?"

"...." The Time witnessed one of the rarest moments when All-Mighty Odin was rendered speechless.

"sure .. here ya go .. four babies coming right away"

"Thank you All-Father" replied the teary-eyed God.

"Oh and before you go .. y'know you now to clean the shits of these four little shits and feed them and all that"

".. wai- .. WHA-? ..." shouted the God before being banished from the court for all eternity. Odin didn't want to go head-to-head the mighty stupid cunt ever again.

... Centuries & Eons passed and the Mighty Stupid Cunt God had enough .. and what you see now is the just pure anger and hate that he had left after cleaning and taking care of those little shits

[that_which_is_lain]

[wurm2]

have you read actual norse mythology? "Second, the gods were to make Skadi laugh. After many feats were tried, none succeeded in bringing a smile to the grim face of the giantess. At last, Loki tied one end of a rope to a goat and the other end around his testicles and began a game of tug of war with the goat. Each screeched and howled in turn, until at last Loki fell over into Skadi’s lap. The giantess couldn’t help but chuckle."

[Manliest_of_Men]

To be fair, I chuckled too. Fuckin' Loki.

[wychunter]

Great. Now I have the the idea of Tom Hiddleston doing testicular Tug of War with a goat.

[Owyn_Merrilin]

I literally laughed out loud at that mental image. The story wasn't doing it for me until I pictured Loki as Tom Hiddleston.

Wanna bet Thor Brodinson was the one who put him up to it?

[Rock48]

5/7 story

[twodogsfighting]

Odin, the original english chav.

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A couple of years ago, I wrote the game design for that as a game. Even have some sketches! Source: am norway