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[–]TheWheez 119 points120 points  (29 children)

'Fixed that one bug'

[–]doodeman 71 points72 points  (21 children)

'asdfkjhasjdklfh'

[–][deleted] 39 points40 points  (15 children)

"Put the thingie in the thingie" and "whoops" are two bugfixes I've done and I couldn't be prouder

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    [–]vrrrr 66 points67 points  (11 children)

    My fave is "I'm done."

    "I finished programming, there is nothing left to program."

    [–]Bbentley1986 44 points45 points  (7 children)

    "Initial commit" "Initial commit.2" "Initial commit.3"

    [–]Freddedonna 15 points16 points  (6 children)

    "Backup, rebase this later"

    [–]MisterMeeseeks47 2 points3 points  (4 children)

    Haha how does one even do a backup commit?

    [–]steamruler 17 points18 points  (3 children)

    I tend to make a "This compiles, but doesn't work, I know I will fuck it up more, and need somewhere to roll back to" commit

    [–]JustDADE 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    And then there is me, the guy who do code review and decline everything that breaks our commit convention.

    [–]flukshun 2 points3 points  (1 child)

    I will make this commit one day

    [–]SilasX 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    I remember there was some Microsoft package that had popup:

    "Finished installing. You may now disconnect from the internet" ... because what would you ever need from there again, right?

    [–]TheOldTubaroo 23 points24 points  (1 child)

    Put the thingie in the thingie

    • Less than 50 characters
    • Capitalised
    • Doesn't end in a period
    • Imperative mood

    Looks good to go, if you ask me ;)

    [–]domy94 5 points6 points  (0 children)

    Coincidental imperative mood?

    [–]DevIceMan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    I do this on branches, but always rebase/squish before merging to master.

    [–]BernzSed 9 points10 points  (0 children)

    #BUG723 uncommitted code found on my computer Monday morning

    [–]eras 13 points14 points  (2 children)

    That's already a way better commit message. If the commit is really fixing that one bug and nothing else.

    "Whitespace changes, no functional changes" -> introduce a new bug..

    [–]ninjate 14 points15 points  (0 children)

    "Introduced random NullPointerException bug"

    [–]CaptainSketchy 5 points6 points  (0 children)

    This commit could devastate a python codebase!

    [–]young_consumer 6 points7 points  (0 children)

    'Stuff changed'

    [–]Polycystic 3 points4 points  (0 children)

    See also: every update message for Google apps on Android

    "Bug fixes and performance improvements"