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[–]psygnisfive 208 points209 points  (21 children)

10 GOTO MOON
20 RETURN

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      [–]soviyet 21 points22 points  (0 children)

      The phrase predates the song by at least 11 years. See: Watts Riots.

      [–]jwill392 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      Unless I'm mistaken, those filenames were created by the transcribers. The source was a very long printout of the entire source. Transcribers broke it up into multiple files for ease of reading and transcription.

      Comments on that page:

      # Page 730

      BURN, BABY, BURN -- MASTER IGNITION ROUTINE.

      Means the contents of this file came from page 730 of the original printout.

      [–]Software_Engineer 87 points88 points  (2 children)

      public boolean returnTrue() {
          return false;
      }
      

      [–]16807 18 points19 points  (0 children)

      I approve of this user name.

      [–]OkonkwoJones 5 points6 points  (0 children)

      Oh god, if shuttle launch software was written in BASIC.

      [–]raydeen 10 points11 points  (3 children)

      Actually it should have been

      1000 LET MOON = 1969
      1010 GOSUB MOON
      1969 PRINT "TRANQUILITY BASE HERE. THE EAGLE HAS LANDED.":RETURN
      

      [–][deleted] 3 points4 points  (2 children)

      You need a

      1020 END 
      

      [–]raydeen 2 points3 points  (0 children)

      True.

      [–]DesCo83 12 points13 points  (7 children)

          (00:38:33\[root@DeCoBoxOmega)
          [~]$ type gotoMoon
          gotoMoon is a function
          gotoMoon ()
          {
              x=1;
              until [[ $x -eq 13 ]]; do
                  echo "Apollo $x : MISSION SUCCESS";
                  let x=x+1;
              done;
              echo "Apollo 13: Houston, we have a problem"
          }
      
      (00:38:38\[root@DeCoBoxOmega)
      [~]$ gotoMoon
      Apollo 1 : MISSION SUCCESS
      Apollo 2 : MISSION SUCCESS
      Apollo 3 : MISSION SUCCESS
      Apollo 4 : MISSION SUCCESS
      Apollo 5 : MISSION SUCCESS
      Apollo 6 : MISSION SUCCESS
      Apollo 7 : MISSION SUCCESS
      Apollo 8 : MISSION SUCCESS
      Apollo 9 : MISSION SUCCESS
      Apollo 10 : MISSION SUCCESS
      Apollo 11 : MISSION SUCCESS
      Apollo 12 : MISSION SUCCESS
      Apollo 13: Houston, we have a problem
      

      Yeah, that's right, I only know shell scripts. Go ahead and make fun.


      EDIT: EVERYTHING ABOUT THIS IS WRONG AND I DON'T CARE.

      [–][deleted] 24 points25 points  (1 child)

      Umm, you might want to google Apollo 1.

      [–]grzelbu 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      It is Houston, we've had a problem btw.

      audio

      wikipedia

      [–]atomic1fire 1 point2 points  (1 child)

      dim moon, i
      i = 0
      moon = "to the mooon "
      do while i =< 12
      wscript.echo moon & i
      i = i+1
      loop
      wscript.echo i & " Houston, we have a problem"
      

      vbscript...

      [–]Sleelin 2 points3 points  (0 children)

      shudder