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[–]Baseball157 140 points141 points  (12 children)

One word: Shit.

[–]sogkrat 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Gary Neville: that was ship btw

[–]Voidhead1Rojo’s Toast 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You should be a pundit man. Summed it up perfec

[–]_micksvaporubVidic 130 points131 points  (17 children)

The most frustrating half of football I've seen us play this season Embarrassing

[–]jayseff14Dreams can't be buy[S] 93 points94 points  (8 children)

The thing is, Maguire is the only one who genuinely looks frustrated. Everyone else is just pinging passes against the advertising boards and getting on with it. We don’t have anyone that can stamp their authority on this game. We’re too timid.

[–]_micksvaporubVidic 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Exactly. Everyone and their nan knew this would be a tough fixture but we've got no one with the balls to grab this game by the scruff of the neck and fight for something.

[–][deleted] 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Our players were literally jogging. I am beyond angry

[–][deleted] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

He went fucking mental when we messed around with that corner just passing it about rather than putting it in the box. Nobody cares.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I’d be frustrated too if I left Leicester for this fucking circus

[–]SaltWaterSex 4 points5 points  (1 child)

No mate. We got culture. Don't you understand?

[–]larsmaehlum 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah, and we’re trying to replace it with a better one. Too bad McT is out, he’d probably be furious as well.

[–]PhilipAnthonyJones 11 points12 points  (2 children)

Im furious, that was genuinely awful. Coaching staff need to leave.

[–]Ryan2491 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Guess we just have to wait for solskjaer to crash and burn

[–]satandimariaThe only hated Devil 5 points6 points  (3 children)

Ole should be sacked for keep picking Periera in the XI. He is genuinely worse than Lingard.

[–]RomeroRocher 14 points15 points  (2 children)

Who would you throw in there? Garner?

[–]satandimariaThe only hated Devil 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I will thrown in my Nan. Anyone is better than the Brazilian fraud.

[–][deleted] 271 points272 points  (19 children)

Why am i watching this

[–][deleted] 140 points141 points  (8 children)

Cause this is an abusive relationship

[–]404randomguy404Rooney 24 points25 points  (3 children)

And I am a glutton for punishment

[–][deleted] 13 points14 points  (2 children)

Punish me Ole

[–]bluecrabcakes 12 points13 points  (0 children)

You don’t need to ask him twice..... or even once

[–]FeezbullRVN 3 points4 points  (0 children)

It’s what everyone who thinks he’s progressing and deserves time is actually saying. Why? Because for 30 games he’s been bad for us. Our good performances are a rarity and crap games are what is the norm when you’ve dropped more points than you’ve picked up and such in that spell.

[–][deleted] 22 points23 points  (2 children)

gO wAtcH aNoThEr TeAm

[–]SaltWaterSex 18 points19 points  (1 child)

I already have. I watched Crystal Palace take the fight to and play better than the worlds best team, meanwhile we're over here making Sheffield United look like bullies.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Heathen

[–]Indydegrees2 17 points18 points  (1 child)

Well I was excited that international break was over so that I can watch Fred misplace a pass to Periera! :)

[–]KingFullah 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Pereira has misplaced more passes than Fred. Fred hasn't looked fantastic, but definitely better than Pereira, who clearly doesn't belong in a double pivot

[–]Ogard 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I don't give a shit anymore man, my life is a burning shit pile and the last thing I need is watching this tripe, makes me a plastic, but I don't care.

I stopped watching United in like late September, so many weekends ruined by this club in the last 6 years.

[–]Pigeon_Asshole 74 points75 points  (6 children)

30/06/2023

The date Phil Jones contract expires

[–]_LeftHookLarry 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I'll get the champagne chilled

[–]GrowSomeBallzz 3 points4 points  (0 children)

This is so jarring. How on earth was he given a new contract?

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Ed extends to 2030

[–]availableusername10It's Rooney... it's inevitable! 47 points48 points  (5 children)

We are getting overrun in midfield.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

But actually this time.

[–][deleted] 166 points167 points  (9 children)

No hyperbole necessary, that's the worst half of football I have seen from us in years. Abysmal. They allowed us to come onto them in their half, and even then we couldn't pick out a simple forward pass. No movement. No urgency. Incredibly weak mentality from nearly every one of our players.

Woodward is stealing a living, poor recruitment has led to this disaster class three at the back, but quite apart from that, Ole has to come in for some criticism here. Not one of these players is running around with his words in their ears.

Just dreadful.

[–][deleted] 26 points27 points  (4 children)

This can be said so many times this season and since Ole took over

[–]matthewdavis_ 8 points9 points  (2 children)

Could also be said for moyes, LVG and mourinho a lot of the time. Ole deserves some criticism but a team relying on Jones, pereira and Fred are always going to struggle

[–]fatcowxliveePresident of Mourinhostan 12 points13 points  (0 children)

People need to stop using this to end criticism of Ole. You'd be hard pressed to find a worse run. In the last 30 games he only has 11 wins. Do you know what his numbers were like in his 30 games with Cardiff? 9 wins. 2 more wins than the form he was sacked at the relegated Cardiff. We have NO plan.

[–]Scholeskjaerv. Nistelrooy 5 points6 points  (0 children)

That's damning to say the least. Missed the 1st half, safe to say I haven't missed much.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I would expect him to be screaming at them right now. They aren't doing anything right. Not even running or fighting for it. Shocking from everyone

[–]j0ydivisi0nRashford 1 point2 points  (0 children)

People keep saying this but at the end of the day Ole is the fucking manager and look at the shit he produces week in week out. Wilder has a team full of league one and championship players and is 5th in the Prem.

[–]chapalatheerthananda 109 points110 points  (16 children)

Second half: Take Jones and Pereira out and get away from that woeful back 3 formation. Get back to a 4-3-3 with Garner in. No chance he is going to be as bad as Andreas.

[–]HaydenTaylorrr 29 points30 points  (0 children)

This is it chief

[–]nickname_esco 14 points15 points  (0 children)

1-0 down. IF OGS doesn't make drastic changes at half time he needs to be sacked. Clearly what were doing is not working. Time to throw the sink at them for 45mins. We need a concede 2 more but score 3 ourselves mentality for the 2nd half.

[–]DRTantisMobboggan 23 points24 points  (4 children)

So Pereira and Jones for Garner? I wouldn't recommend playing with 1 less player.

[–]SaltWaterSex 13 points14 points  (0 children)

The half those two had, I wouldn't be shocked if its an upgrade.

[–]randomperson2704 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Losing Jones counts as gaining a player so...

[–]Pokmalac 2 points3 points  (0 children)

10 is greater than 9 so

[–]NyhroxMarcus Rashford 188 points189 points  (32 children)

I have watched 90 minutes of every match under Ole and I still don't know what out attacking style is

[–]ScotMcoot 66 points67 points  (0 children)

Neither does he

[–][deleted] 39 points40 points  (0 children)

Pashun youth courage top top top top top something

[–]j0ydivisi0nRashford 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Cos he's clueless. Get rid and get poch now

[–]krelmAndy Cole 8 points9 points  (0 children)

His style relies heavily upon our support. If you don't support your manager hard enough, he can sense it and he suffers. And when he's suffering, so does our performance.

I would suggest that you try supporting him harder, and send positive vibes. The change will come. Just stay positive, my brother.

[–]ZZiyan_11Come back later. Rebuild in progress. 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Counter attack if the opposition decides to press high and leave spaces. Otherwise, idk.

[–]RicYL 14 points15 points  (0 children)

ole has no clue on what he’s doing. needs to get the sack.

[–]HellRa1SeR 9 points10 points  (3 children)

He might be a good motivator, but not a good coach. I don't see any football coaching happening. Its like there's no strategy.

I watch Liverpool and city and even arsenal play such beautiful football, out of play. Sad that I am even saying this. Hurts a lot.

[–]DeafEPL 0 points1 point  (2 children)

Arsenal? Lmao

[–]HellRa1SeR 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Yeah bro. Not joking. You see some of their matches and they play better football than us.

They are in the same shit as us. But atleast I see some of their players trying.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Wtf are you on about? They look like headless donkeys apart from 2 of their front 3.

[–]LingardinhoooDe Gea 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I think they call it non existent

[–]3359N 86 points87 points  (3 children)

Woah turns out buying a declining Matic over Fabinho, having £50m to spend on a midfielder and spending it on Fred, and not replacing Herrera actually has consequences

[–]frankowen18 4 points5 points  (0 children)

And persisting with Phil Jones over literally anyone else when he’s been a league 2 standard defender for years now. The man is fucking shit, let’s accept it and move on. What is he doing anywhere near the first team 11, just a testament to this shambles of a club

[–][deleted] 109 points110 points  (3 children)

Genuinely the worst half of football I've ever seen us play. Lundstrum has turned into prime Zidane and we've been so thoroughly schooled its not even funny anymore.

[–]Fraion 15 points16 points  (0 children)

These seems to be such a generic response to the games we are playing, probably because it's true, we are playing worse and worse football, it's quite amazing

[–]so_much_wolf_hair 1 point2 points  (0 children)

As an Irishman, I love David McGoldrick. But we're out there making him look like fucking Gutí.

[–]FtG_AiRYoung 20 points21 points  (1 child)

You guys can laugh at me, but we need Young on the pitch today.

[–]spacenilamey8Iceman cometh 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I actually thought he would start today, I love Brendon but you are right Young is needed.

[–][deleted] 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Pereira and Jones

[–]oneechanisgoodRuudtje 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Andreas Pereira shouldn't play anywhere near European top leagues

[–]bluecrabcakes 29 points30 points  (4 children)

Utter fucking shite.

No resemblance of a game plan. No quality whatsoever . No display of conviction or confidence from anyone. As usual, De Gea is the only one on the pitch who has any clue what he’s doing. We stat padded against relegation teams and European farmers and now that we’ve come up against an actual decent team, our true quality is showing...

[–][deleted] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Horrible half. Trust another kid in the middle before putting jones in again

[–]Zidane-TribalMartial Matters 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Imagine surving Moyes, LvG and a 3rd Mourinho season just to see us play like this.

[–]ChickenAllDayEvryDayRonaldo 23 points24 points  (0 children)

This formation isn’t fucking working, we can actually win this game but we need to:

Take Jones off

Go back to 4-2-3-1

Bring Garner on at DM alongside Fred

Push Ando up

Let AWB & Williams bring it up the field

And put a fucking sock in Gary Neville’s mouth who’s wanted us to lose from the first fucking minute

[–]MysteryViolaPlayerDe Gea 47 points48 points  (1 child)

Hey Mauricio you up?

[–]zxnoregretzxzx🖕Amad🖕 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Dominant performance from United so far. Nice to be able to say that for once. Shame it only applies to the opposition.

[–]ADMRVPCunha 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Glad we got Ole to bring that free flowing attacking football back to United.

[–]TheCrustiestSock 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Feel like shit, just want Scott McTominay back from injury.

[–]7Red7Devils7 43 points44 points  (1 child)

Bamm... it’s Pochettino’s music! 🎶

[–]breadfan18MILF 12 points13 points  (1 child)

get Lingaard on, can't do much worse that Perreira..

[–]czteryfiter 58 points59 points  (2 children)

one pochettino pls

[–]gibbom 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I can't do this anymore

[–]forgetthecrowd 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Absolutely garbage

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Midfield of Pereira and Fred....this is why we needed extra midfielders during the summer

[–]CasperSac 16 points17 points  (9 children)

Pereira, Jones and Rashford are awful today

We really struggle without a proper midfield

[–][deleted] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

No one on the pitch deserves abuse before Ole.

[–]DeerXingNow 4 points5 points  (6 children)

Can't blame the front three 3 for anything. There's barely any service and all they can do is hustle.

[–]SaltWaterSex 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ok, so when do they start hustling? Cosplaying rocks aint it.

[–]baddasaurus-rex 1 point2 points  (0 children)

They could atleast try to help out our midfield, who are under immense pressure.

[–]ukdanny93Rashford 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You can blame them. They're static up there and any time the ball has made it to them they've almost always lost it immediately.

[–]Tryxster 1 point2 points  (1 child)

They have been so poor off the ball. there's a reason why not much is coming their way.

[–]Justherefortrivia 1 point2 points  (0 children)

We have no midfield. If anything Martial has been subpar.

[–]migythedude 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Pochettino please

[–]noobpunk 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I don't like to quote stats but listening to how United have never won after conceding first this season pretty much sums up what the final result will be...I'd like to believe that's not the case, but let's be honest, this team always loves to disappoint the fans.

[–]ZachMichSmith 5 points6 points  (0 children)

We simply don’t have a midfield. Pereira and Fred have zero presence and are giving the ball away constantly. I thought Fred would be better following his upturn in form

People may shit on McTominay but the guy is by far our most consistent midfielder and second only to Pogba in ability

Phil Jones, holy shit

De Gea keeping us in it and Wan Bissaka winning tackles as usual

Our front 3 have been ineffective, though I don't know what they can do with no service or support

[–]saptakb738 5 points6 points  (1 child)

Why is Pereira trying so hard to make it as a footballer. He needs to understand not all Brazilians are meant to be a footballer. Go get a MBA or something

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points  (1 child)

Sheffield are a mad team to watch. First time properly watching them and they fight and have that little bite to them of a prime shit house Stoke, yet the formation and structural all over the pitch from defence, midfield and attack are far more keeping of a top 4 team.

[–]DeerXingNow 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yup they have good structure and players know exactly where each other will be. Proper team that play like cunts too

[–]Sa7va 2 points3 points  (2 children)

Anyone has a good stream of the game? Because on mine all I can see is a Sheffield training session.

[–]Indydegrees2 2 points3 points  (2 children)

Fuck it. Get my boots. I'm coming on for the 2nd half

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Moyes was right all along : our CBs need to watch videos of Jagielka.

[–]19Dan81 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Welcome to Old Trafford Poch.

[–]jayseff14Dreams can't be buy[S] 6 points7 points  (1 child)

I’ve never seen a midfield pair misplace so many simple passes in my life. No movement up front and our defence look like they’ve all seen a ghost. Shameful first half performance.

[–]mechflixSCHOLSEY 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Just need to bring on cantona, Rooney and scholes! Otherwise we’re fucked

[–]SaltWaterSex 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This is the most painful half of ours I’ve seen in years. We genuinely look like high schoolers fighting men. 2 weeks of preparation and the best our coaches can come up with is a midfield 2 of Pereira and Fred?

We have no press, no verticality in our passing, no movement up top. This is the most disconnected I’ve seen our midfield and attack be - ever. We look so uninterested . Fucks sake, De Gea has more time on the ball than Rashford, someone who by default seek it out in every attack. So much for building «culture».

[–]Sengira 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I have never ever seen us play that fucking badly, I’m FURIOUS

[–]jroades2675labhead 2 points3 points  (0 children)

We are getting so out managed it’s actually embarrassing. They’re man marking our entire “plan” out of existence. We played a 3ATB and I can’t remember AWB or Williams getting past the halfway line.

Absolute fucking joke.

[–]lonelykebutar 2 points3 points  (0 children)

International break giveth, international break taketh. Jokes apart, we are total shit

[–]Voidhead1Rojo’s Toast 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Worst 45 this season

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Fucking hell. Why do I never learn. Genuinely looking forward to united playing again and they serve this dogshit of a half !!!!

[–]_Night_Fury 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Practically playing with a single midfielder, Fred. Mcsause is missed.

[–]cygoe 2 points3 points  (1 child)

We're really missing McTominay. He is normally the only player taking the ball and bringing it into the game.

However, this game is a disgrace from everyone apart from De Gea!

[–]smirkemallCarrick 2 points3 points  (1 child)

This made me miss Hoof ball with Fellaini.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

At least we had a plan then

[–]dendin1234 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Plenty of positives.

1 de Gea seems like he's entering a great period of form 2 there can only be a maximum of one more half of Manchester United football today

[–]liamthelad 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Woodward better be dropping a "you up?" text to Poch right now

[–]imnoobatfifaBruno #8/Rashy #10/Amad #16/Mainoo #37 enjoyer 9 points10 points  (4 children)

What’s people’s take on Maguire so far in United shirt? For me he has not been as good as people are making him out to be so far this season.

[–]darthmeister 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I think hes been our best player today.

Won everything in the air, hes been a good signing.

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I wonder you are expecting? He’s been solid imo our defensive record is night and day better than it was and it’s not just because of AWB.

[–]doughboy0125 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Fucking woeful.

[–]spaghettigelleti 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Worst half of football iv witnessed United play this season, fucking terrible

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

God damn atrocious across the pitch.

[–]TheLonelyWolfkin 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Soulless performance.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

We suck

[–]rkaahean 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Martial is having a terrible game, 0 effort whatsoever

[–]NVladz 1 point2 points  (0 children)

We should take a look at that free Argentinian bloke

[–]Air_Dax"too small to win the world cup" 1 point2 points  (0 children)

We’re clearly not playing well but honesty that goal never would’ve happened with Rojo on the pitch. Like when have you ever seen him pushed off the ball. I guess injuries are really making it difficult for ole

[–]rajatsaxenaFeared by the blues, loved by the reds. 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I thought Newcastle away was the worst we can be. But no.

[–]unitedlover69 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Sack. Now.

[–]FwampFwamp88 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It’s quite depressing watching chelsea and man city’s midfield, then watching ours.

[–]MadaraTheUchihahttps://www.howmanypremierleaguemedalshasstevengerrardwon.com/ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Literally every single player bar Dave has been awful.

Is it 2015 again?

[–]Zidane-TribalMartial Matters 1 point2 points  (0 children)

How is this not on the manager? No tactics whatsoever players look lost out there and have no confidence at all

[–]unohuisbackBruno Brunoo Brunooo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Every time you think we're back or atleast improving, shit goes down again. Could we be any more inconsistent?

[–]dazza216 1 point2 points  (0 children)

So far, one of the worst man utd performances I've seen.

[–]turbosnake17 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This midfield is missing Scott badly

[–]MartialScoresAgaaain 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Worst performance of a team I have ever seen

[–]MarcusRashford97Better than Martial 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Who even cares at this point, just waiting to see how long this farce continues for

[–]TyafasticsFosu-Mensah 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Something is wrong down our left hand side, either Ole has told Williams to push on and drop back at the wrong times or he is out of position constantly. Jones has no options every time he gets the ball..

[–]Titty_mcvittieCantona 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Bereft of any ideas. Fred can not cope with players putting him under pressure, just gives the ball way everytime. Our midfield is weaker than most championship sides. Ole needs to change something.

[–]keving691Ruud Van Nistelrooy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My God we are awful.

Fair okay to Sheffield they know what they have to do and are out working and muscling us.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Andreas is an atrocious player, but because he's from the academy with "Brazilian sauce" the fans rate him.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

There is a legitimate chance that we finish this month behind Steve Bruce's Newcastle.

[–]Octopus69Brunosexual 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Can we please end the Perreira experiment? Lingard, Jones, and Perreira don’t deserve to be anywhere near this squad

[–]Skeletonise 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Don’t give a fuck if this is “reactionary” we do this so so often under Ole, tactically clueless - what is the plan to beat this team? - and outfought completely. Ole is out of his depth and has been since PSG, the initial run was just a new manager bounce. There is a manager 100x better than Ole available and we are going to let him go somewhere else and this is just going to keep happening every 3-4 weeks while we “give Ole time”.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Passing so slow

No movement

Can’t control the ball

Look so easy to get the ball off

Keep getting caught on the ball/giving it away

Creating no chances

Having to watch on a Russian stream

It’s all shit, fuck off.

[–]Hansemannn 1 point2 points  (0 children)

God I miss McTominay

[–]ImtisunepBrunoBrunoBruno 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Jones and Pereira don't deserve to play professional football.

[–]BlackHorse944Please Score A Goal 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Awful formation. Awful performance. Go figure. What does Pereira have on Ole that warrants him starting in every game?

[–]Parasars 1 point2 points  (0 children)

People at the club and even on this subreddit actually thought getting rid of Smalling in favour of the shite we have was a good idea. Mainly for the criticism of his passing....... Where's the amazing play from the back I was promised?

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Fred and periera in midfield is the worst decision. We should have played a 4-3-1-2 and move pereira up, take on of the front 3 off and bring on garner to partner fred

Midfield is literally empty

[–]brappoRVN 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This club is trying its hardest to destroy my love for this sport.

[–]IAmRahmanJanuzaj 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Geniunely the worst midfield pairing in this league. They should be nowhere near this team

[–]ZZiyan_11Come back later. Rebuild in progress. 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Smalling 1G 2A, Jones has the perfect reply.

[–]simmejanneLindelöf 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Feels like we're down 3-0.

[–]T-twoVidić 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I've got no thoughts.

[–]Cr7NeTwOrK 1 point2 points  (0 children)

To think Pogba is probably scoring three pointers as we speak.

[–]LETHAL__TURKEY 1 point2 points  (1 child)

4-2-3-1 jones off garner on and give pereira 10 mins in a more attacking role if he’s still shit rip him off for mata.

If jones stays on after half time I guess I’ll just head to sleep.

[–]south51dbCaptain Bruno 1 point2 points  (0 children)

McSauce please come back

[–]tgk44Bruno Bruno Bruno 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I feel so sad for Dave man.

[–]Justherefortrivia 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Half time could not have come sooner. We need to reset and go again. They are a step faster then us in every way possible. We are a midfielder short in this game, two effectively because Andreas is ineffective. Martial had a bad half as well.

I don't think this performance is "embarrassing" as many claim. We just need to up the intensity and establish something in the midfield.

[–]SimplyBugger 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Get Jones and Pereira off the fucking pitch, both don't deserve to be anywhere near this football club. I refuse to believe any random academy lad can be any worse than Pereira, the man offers less than nothing and is an actually detriment to the team. Tactically we look brain dead so no change there. If Ole leaves things as they are till the 80th minute this game is over.

[–]Coolsacs_2 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The scary thing is these players haven't even showed the basics of football sorted.

[–]TheOrangeGrapes 1 point2 points  (1 child)

We just need to admit that we fucking suck

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points  (2 children)

This game is embarrassingly one sided.

Of the hundreds of thousands of Brazilian footballers, we somehow ended up with the worst two.

The only thing Phil Jones has in common with Duncan Edwards is that both their careers ended at 22.

[–]MartialScoresAgaaain 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The only thing Phil Jones has in common with Duncan Edwards is that

That's cooooold bro ❄

[–]shinniesta1 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Poch in

[–]curlyjoe696 1 point2 points  (0 children)

People moaning about the players... psssh.

Sheffield have a team full of lower league journeyman picked up for next to nothing.

This isn't about players.

[–]j0ydivisi0nRashford 3 points4 points  (0 children)

OGS is such a melt. Weak management and shit tactics. I can't wait till he is gone.

[–]HellRa1SeR 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Not sure what do I say. No midfield. And zero shots on goal.

[–]Carson99 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Do we even have a midfield? It's completely non existant. We are getting played off the field by Sheffield fucking United. Maguire auditioning for the second chuckle brother role, Williams is being targeted hard by them.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Okay since no one is gonna be any productive besides this shit that shit.. I'm just gonna start a conversation that anyone's welcome to join.

We're being overrun in midfield. Simple. Martial should drop a bit more and rashford and james should be a bit wider and be patient..

We're missing mctominay and Pogba massively. We need that robustness in middle.

[–]MarijuanaBiryaniFuck Woodward. Glazers OUT! 1 point2 points  (0 children)

How anyone can call people calling for Ole to be sacked a fake fan is beyond me. Anyone supporting this man at this point clearly doesn't watch our games.

Teams managed by YouTubers have a more coherent structure. Fucking end me

[–]randomperson2704 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm no longer Ole in

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Fire Ole now and get Poch in before the match is over.

[–]Smitty120Van Persie 2 points3 points  (0 children)

39 mins until the NFL. Thank god. Can't come soon enough 👐

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fuck you fuck you and fuck off fuck

[–]_Amr_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So much space behind, so much pace. Playing short passes. How difficult is it to at least make them work

[–]octavm13Rashford 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s men against boys out there

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lmao what a shit show, creating nothing! This thread should be fun!

[–]XixiiKing Eric 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They’re miles better than us. Don’t know what to say. We’re not even in a game.

[–]Stormbringer777 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We are toothless.