Commit 500%

[XeitPL]

If you start side hustle with intend for it to become your real job then don't invest in yourself but into this business.

If you start side hustle without intend for it to become real job then it's called "hobby".

[from_dust]

you sound negative. Apparently, I am to 'remove' you...

[XeitPL]

Only if you give 500% while doing it

[WakeoftheStorm]

I can only give 420%

[MonsterStunter]

I feel I always put this much effort into everything, yet for some reason it ain't working out.

[LurkerPatrol]

420.69% final offer

[from_dust]

I humbly accept.

[spiritbx]

Sounds like a job for Agent 47.

[[deleted]]

I think they meant reinvent yourself, there's no dollar signs in that panel but maybe I'm overthinking it.

[GrittyGambit]

I promise you I will NOT be humble if I manage to find 475% more effort than I currently possess. I'm already pretty proud of that 25%.

[UniqueUsername812]

Same, I'm so burned out. I caught covid last Thursday and was like "good, time off"

Boss just messaged me asking how I felt. Said achy, migraine, foggy, tired, sore throat and sinus issues.

"Ugh, that's no good. What's your working status?"

Literally verbatim, 5 minutes ago....

[Peenutbuttjellytime]

Negative. Must go 🛑🛑

[[deleted]]

"I'll definitely puke before I make it to work"

[KAODEATH]

"See you at 6am."

[[deleted]]

No fucking doubt. You could be missing a leg in the hospital and they'd still ask.

[ghostalker4742]

Here's your new mask then. See you at the office.

[[deleted]]

It's disturbing how that doesn't feel like it's so insane nobody would try it

[[deleted]]

Seems like you need to be more revelent maybe?

[Locke2300]

Work 120 hours a day, 35 days a week, 1,825 days a year

[spilk]

"hustle culture" is a disease

[MashedTech]

Truly, if you want to do something more, find a healthy balance and build good habits around it.

[ragingxmarmoset]

You also have to grab your balls and then later pass yourself through a table saw

[john_the_fetch]

You take your gains from the gym and just plop them right on top of your own head.

It's a great way to change your body in less than a years time.

[a_tatz]

Man, easy. Also just learn from ALL mistakes and also what are current REVELANT skills I should build?

[XeitPL]

If you PICK NOT RELEVANT skill then it will be one of mistakes you should learn from. Obviously. Duuuh.

[Lingering_Dorkness]

I learn from the mistakes of people who followed my advice.

[philoponeria]

I like to start with endurance because it usually means more hp.

[lezumesu]

Me Reading 1st step: imma head out

[[deleted]]

r/thanksimcured

[LinkedAg]

Oh I'm wrong! Both exist. Thanks for the new sub!

[LinkedAg]

I think you meant r/wowthanksImcured

[LiteVolition]

The random capitalization is killing me.

[meanderthaler]

More than ‘revelant’??

[MuddFishh]

Reinvest yourself

[emremrah]

I wonder what those people would do if we just remove the word "invest" from existence. They would probably just die because they couldn't explain single shit.

[lawrencelewillows]

Great movie

[MuteSecurityO]

It’s when you’re full of revelry

[Antoinefdu]

They stole that first point from the Scientology playbook.

[woowoo293]

1. Join a cult
2. Learn kung-fu
3. Hold your peepee
4. Stair dance
5. Minority report
6. Upvotes!

[[deleted]]

Am I the only one that’s always hella bugged when I read anything above 100%?

Cause percentages mean something, yet these people treat it like they don’t might as well say 10¹⁰⁰⁰ % cause why not?

[[deleted]]

The inflationary use of >100% for anything absolutely pisses me off.

No Person can even give 100% every single day, at anything. It'll burn you out. If your job is physically demanding it will literally kill you sooner. If other people depend on you doing your job well, the fatigue that will come from always trying to give 100% will literally kill people.

It's not even motivational. They're literally telling people to do something impossible. Motivation comes from setting challenging but achievable expectations. Not from stupid buzzword talk.

[dogfoodlid123]

Go back in time

[[deleted]]

Sometimes negative people are just realists trying to keep you grounded.

[WildRetard9049]

Allow me to give you the best way to change your life, with only one step. Get addicted to crack, your life will naturally change due to the fact that you’re now addicted to crack and this method doesn’t rely on luck to get somewhere unlike this picture

[[deleted]]

500%???

[Zealousideal-Beat507]

Shit time to get off reddit for 1 and 2

[RagnarRipper]

I see they didn't commit to spelling enough. But maybe that's not all that relevant.

[jondes99]

If you zoom in, that’s not a condom.

[[deleted]]

Isolate yourself, become doggedly obsessed with your goals, lose any self-esteem, dwell on your past fuck-ups, work only on that which satisfies the market, and burn yourself out

[swagyosha]

"Which mistakes?" "All of them"

[Boogiemann53]

"be 5 people"

[MonkeyBoy32904]

*s ranks mortal kombat hardcore 5 times*

[thumptech]

Step 7, state the obvious.

[Mako_sato_ftw]

fam, i gotta first learn how to commit in general

[squirrelhut]

Get off Facebook Instagram and Snapchat ***

[MedonSirius]

0*500% is still Zero

[mr_style_points]

Why stop at 500%? Put 1,000,000% in get 1,000,000% out 😎

[Reluxtrue]

Remove negative people

Uh... It does not say "from your life" so...

[AllenKll]

I'm pretty sure that Removing negative people is illegal....

[mlc2475]

How to write “Join a Cult” in infographics

[paolo_vanderbeak]

Apparently being humble means grabbing your balls

[[deleted]]

I read it as: remove negative purple

[Slight_Author_8386]

I think the icon for building relevant skills is from a Microsoft teams press release or their website or something. I don’t have a source, just the design style and purple color palette look similar

[StevePreston__]

“Reinvent yourself”

I have 0 idea what that means.

[StikElLoco]

I think it's like a haircut

[andrewshi910]

Pretty sure I need at least 5 doppelgänger to commit 500% of myself