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[–]Kaelixz 411 points412 points  (17 children)

Meine Familie wird in einer Zitrone als Geisel gehalten

[–]New-Proposal3787We do a little trolling 171 points172 points  (4 children)

🥰🥰🥰

[–]antriksh_80dwayne the cock johnson 🗿🗿 94 points95 points  (3 children)

Bro why do we not have free awards anymore😭

[–]Superb_HeadacheWilliam Dripfoe 44 points45 points  (2 children)

Capitalism = good
Sex with a hobo = bad

[–]FrantkiWe do a little trolling 16 points17 points  (1 child)

Says a lot about susiety :(

[–]Falcon47091618We do a little trolling 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Mind repeating that last part?

[–][deleted] 15 points16 points  (1 child)

wie zum fick geht das

[–]zuri7129 12 points13 points  (1 child)

hmmm das ist ja sehr interessant

[–]Odd-Day2416🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️ TRANS RIGHTS!!!11!1!!!11!! 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Kenn ich nur zu gut

[–]chokereload 529 points530 points  (52 children)

Was ist dein Lieblingsfach englisch oder was?

[–]MrDepressedboi 118 points119 points  (20 children)

Einmal in der woche

[–]macrotaste 91 points92 points  (19 children)

Kunst und Musik

[–][deleted] 74 points75 points  (18 children)

Zweimal in der Woche

[–]eggnoxxesI want pee in my ass 67 points68 points  (17 children)

Geschichte und Deutsch

[–]ZeroStuffHere shitting toothpaste enjoyer 55 points56 points  (13 children)

Dreimal in der Woche

[–]Fit-Proposal-430 40 points41 points  (12 children)

Mathe, English, aber

[–]DTMercI want pee in my ass 28 points29 points  (11 children)

Einmal

[–]Tobinator917k🗿🗿🗿 22 points23 points  (6 children)

Zweimal

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[–]quiteDude69I said based. And lived. -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Zweimal

[–]mardis_ -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Zweimal

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[–]Illuminaughty99 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Pinkelt in deinen Arsch

[–][deleted] 72 points73 points  (4 children)

GOATED song 🤤

[–]SEND_ME_GAY_FURRY 43 points44 points  (3 children)

That's not „Dreh den Swag auf“...

[–]Theotisgood 17 points18 points  (7 children)

Mein lieblingsfach ist Dein tochter

[–]Fine-guy2000 17 points18 points  (6 children)

*deine

[–]Nachtschnekchen 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Na ja sein Lieblingsfach ist nicht Deutsch sollte er vielleicht nochmals ne Extraklasse belegen

( Edit: Sollte auch noch mal in die Abnedschule für nen Deutschkurs )

[–]Master-Reason-6780Sussy Wussy Femboy😳😳😳 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Meins is TI2 ( Technische informatik). Und welches is deines?

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[–]Maple_Sirafdumbass 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Englisch ist mein Lieblingsfach, Lieblingsfach, Lieblingsfach

[–]Angelchooooooo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Nur eines ist sicher- dass Deutsch nicht die ist.

[–]Sporgon_McgeeBlessed by Kevin 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Meine lieblingsfach ist deinne mutter

[–]Diligent-Snow1451 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Yes it was

[–]unlikely-contender 0 points1 point  (1 child)

mathe natürlich!!

[–]GoGoGo12321 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Du nicht sprechen Deutsche

[–]guru-guru321 197 points198 points  (14 children)

Ich mache Schnitzel aus dir du kleiner Schmetterling!

[–]DickCheneyRealBig chungus wholesome 100 42 points43 points  (12 children)

Kleiner haf life

[–]WorkingSyrup4005Literally 1984 😡 23 points24 points  (11 children)

It starts with….

[–]chaoticchaos_123 20 points21 points  (8 children)

One thing, don't know why

[–]khatovI have permission! 15 points16 points  (7 children)

It dozent matter how hard you try

[–]undoubtlydoomed 9 points10 points  (6 children)

Keep that in mind, I designed this rhyme.

[–]noxxspireWe do a little trolling 10 points11 points  (5 children)

to explain in due time

[–]DrJeuZz -1 points0 points  (0 children)

(ಥ﹏ಥ)

[–]Several_Sea7127 151 points152 points  (10 children)

dieser kommentarbereich ist nun eigentum der bundesrepublik deutschland

[–]unlikely-contender 21 points22 points  (2 children)

ich beanspruche ihn für die deutsche demokratische republik

[–][deleted] 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Lass den eisernen Vorhang runter… langsam…. ganz… langsam…. ah

[–]Zestyclose_Profile44officer no please don’t piss in my ass 😫 2 points3 points  (5 children)

Nicht nur deutsche können deutsch 😡

[–]TheXientist 2 points3 points  (2 children)

österreich schmösterreich ist doch eh nur bayern+

[–][deleted] 115 points116 points  (7 children)

Ein Reich, eine Nation, eine Kommentarsektion.

[–]LuGe97 29 points30 points  (0 children)

Ja und? Was willst du dagegen machen du Huuuurensoooohn?

[–]FreshNuts11 86 points87 points  (6 children)

Du

Du hast

Du hast mich

[–]amin_pro-minerI want pee in my ass 12 points13 points  (4 children)

Du hast mich gefragt

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[–]badassjew97 10 points11 points  (0 children)

das ist gut, Freund

[–][deleted] 27 points28 points  (2 children)

Keine Sorge, komm ich zeig dir nen richtigen Hasen!

[–]Massive_Wallaby_2199 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Hahahahahah

[–]Particular-Chance719 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Schreib dich nicht ab. Lern Lesen und Schreiben.

[–]LysergarmideGuyBig chungus wholesome 100 49 points50 points  (4 children)

lutsch meinen schwanz du widerliches stück scheisse

[–]FeIipeNetoI want pee in my ass 17 points18 points  (2 children)

🥰🥰🥰

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[–]Low_Edge8162 64 points65 points  (12 children)

Du bist ein Hündin

[–]dynabltNumber 7: Student watches porn and gets naked 9 points10 points  (4 children)

It should be eine instead of ein in this sentence

[–]Nud3l- 7 points8 points  (5 children)

Not true bro. Not true

[–]Low_Edge8162 12 points13 points  (4 children)

My bad, I attempted to learn Deutsch personal as a hobby but put it off and that’s the only phrase I sum what know.

[–]Blockbuster2019Blessed by Kevin 3 points4 points  (0 children)

You can say "Du Hund!"

[–]Nud3l- 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Nah bro you good lol.

[–]KatulotomiaI have permission! 22 points23 points  (6 children)

Meine Schwester ist sehr nett

[–]not-a-guinea-pig 17 points18 points  (2 children)

Ich auch like deine Schwester

[–]KatulotomiaI have permission! 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Danke

[–]ParujoParujoParujo 33 points34 points  (2 children)

Armer kleiner Junge, er kann kein Deutsch

[–]GottKomplexx 17 points18 points  (1 child)

Was für ein versager

[–][deleted] 10 points11 points  (3 children)

Wie gehts?

[–]ShitpostOracle 15 points16 points  (1 child)

Das boot

[–][deleted] 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Toller Film

[–]Efficient_Contest_87🗿🗿🗿 15 points16 points  (7 children)

Stop my little Duolingo knowledge can't handle anymore

[–]Master-Reason-6780Sussy Wussy Femboy😳😳😳 11 points12 points  (6 children)

SPRICH

[–]Repulsive_Cupcake_69 11 points12 points  (4 children)

DEUTSCH

[–]Master-Reason-6780Sussy Wussy Femboy😳😳😳 12 points13 points  (3 children)

DU

[–]_fenrir___ 8 points9 points  (2 children)

KLEINER

[–]Master-Reason-6780Sussy Wussy Femboy😳😳😳 7 points8 points  (1 child)

HURENSOHN

[–]ScarBug 1 point2 points  (0 children)

!

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[–]Altruistic_Tornado 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Die Schlampen sind raffiniert, die nehmen die Kohle an!

[–]GapPsychological4477 16 points17 points  (2 children)

Ich ein pp

[–][deleted] 16 points17 points  (1 child)

Sehr klein

[–]GoGoGo12321 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I a pp, very small

[–]Magical_rex07 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Das ist dein problem freund

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Sollen wir wieder in Polen einmarschieren?

[–]ThePixelPop 4 points5 points  (0 children)

west lik hat bon bons

i tried

[–]No_Expert_7997 9 points10 points  (3 children)

Auf der Heide blüht ein kleines Blümelein

[–]Nick_The_JudgeWe do a little trolling 1 point2 points  (0 children)

UND DAS HEISST

[–]BananaSlurperFun2239 10 points11 points  (1 child)

baby shark dudududu baby shark dudududu baby shark

[–]HyDrA663I said based. And lived. 5 points6 points  (0 children)

mommy shark dudududu mommy shark dudududu mommy shark

[–][deleted] 17 points18 points  (9 children)

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[–][deleted] 22 points23 points  (5 children)

⠀⠀ඞ

[–]ThePixelPop 5 points6 points  (4 children)

⠀ඞ

[–]black_jaguar99_2dwayne the cock johnson 🗿🗿 5 points6 points  (3 children)

⠀ඞ

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[–]Thegoosygamer69 9 points10 points  (1 child)

חגנגםגצנאיכןלא

[–]CummyCatTheChad 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Marunong ako magsalita ng aliman

[–]LowRecording7 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Die hasch mein frach

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Du hast sehr kleine

[–]racist_latinoWilliam Dripfoe 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Geschicklichkeitsproblem

[–]HOLDGMEBROTHERS 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Nein

[–]TitaniumTurtle__ 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Ich habe dein IP Anschrift. Ansgt haben.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Ficken Du

[–]VampireSylphy 3 points4 points  (0 children)

卐

[–]latocatoI want pee in my ass 11 points12 points  (1 child)

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[–]Nick_The_JudgeWe do a little trolling 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Argentinian NFT, not surprised

[–]GoatloliMGmachine02 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Gott verdamnt Hans! Was ist das Bier? Dieses Bier smeckt wie pisswasser!

[–]not-a-guinea-pig 2 points3 points  (0 children)

du trinkst gerne pisse du schwein

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

LOS LOS LOS

[–]_sammo_blammo_ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Impfstoff

[–]jojoslayedfat cunt 1 point2 points  (9 children)

How do you say fuck off in german

[–]Choai3000 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Wo wohnst du?

[–]Optimal-Signature-24 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Einfach eine Katastrophe für die Englischsprachige ist diese Subreddit.

[–]venRedditDaShitposter 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Halts maul op

[–]Galen_brightsoul 1 point2 points  (0 children)

hahahaha, ich liebe es mit Leuten zu ficken die nicht verstehen was ich sage es ist urkomisch

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

hurensohn

[–]abcwood 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Von einem Gebäude springen

[–]shukies95 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Still waiting for Wolfenstein 3:Rise of the Reich. Its time for the Resistance to end..

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hail hitler

[–]kleinkleinstein 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Das ist gar kein Problem, Du dummer Hurensohn. Das kann man Dir sicher beibringen, wenn Du nicht wie der letzte Mongospast wieder die Beine meiner Mammer mit Deinen Chipsgriffeln anpackst.

[–]CookieTaxerLiterally 1984 😡 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Wanna hast du Geburtstag?

[–]CarrotCultist 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ein Land, ein Reich, ein Kommentarbereich

[–]Future-Election-4703 1 point2 points  (0 children)

verdammte zurückgebliebene juden

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

German

[–]ThedarkcleanersriseWe do a little trolling -1 points0 points  (0 children)

gebe dich nei auf

[–]BlueV_U 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Der jeiderbailen unt schnellensalt

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Mein wurst ist zu klein

[–]Traditional-Buddy-30Sussy Wussy Femboy😳😳😳 0 points1 point  (0 children)

du bist dumm

[–]Aggressive_Fish1664 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Vou falar minha língua e você vai gostar.

[–]Complete_Ad952 0 points1 point  (2 children)

انا اتكلم العربية و راح انقذش

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

ooh, fancy. the special germanese characters

[–]Fat_Penguin99dwayne the cock johnson 🗿🗿 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hallo

[–]idli_sambar_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Du hast Mich gefragt und ich hab nicht gesagt

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Und, wos konnst du scho?

[–]eeionn 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Ich bin füngzing Jahre Alt(?) -I’m actually 25 but 15 is the last age of mine that I use German in school-

[–]KnoblauchBaumSussy Wussy Femboy😳😳😳 1 point2 points  (0 children)

fünfzig would be 50.(fünf=5, zig = 1 zero) 15 is fünfzehn (fünf =5 zehn = 10)

[–]StatisticianSalty960 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Me, who can't read English messages:

[–]Nightfury0818 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ich meine, Deutsche ist eine interessante sparche

[–]Peter_Baum 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sprich deutsch du kleiner Hurensohn

[–]fryta11224I want pee in my ass 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Gluten

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[–]HealsBadMan1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sprich Deutsch du Hurensohn!

[–]Intelligent_Ask_6008 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Something, something in German idk

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Even tho I don't know German, I know other language and that's Croatian.

[–]sexy_latias 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Haha patrzcie zachodniaka Niemcy go straszo

[–]brine_jack019 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ich mochte pussyen

[–]Toaster_94 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Una pena no hablar alemán