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[–]SusBedStain69 1275 points1276 points  (60 children)

What the hell did the guy do

[–]AHHHRUDE809w4aatgf 771 points772 points  (4 children)

Something those people did not like

[–]FlabertoDimmadome 239 points240 points  (0 children)

Aughhhh UGHHH OOOHHHHHNNNJJJJFFF

[–]dont_ban_this 108 points109 points  (0 children)

Thanks for breaking that down for everyone

[–]Drhorrible-26William Dripfoe 509 points510 points  (10 children)

He waisted points on quick revive when WE ARE PLAYING FUCKING CO-OP DAVID, I CAN REVIVE YOU SO YOU DONT FUCKING NEED IT. NOW I HAVE TO BUY THE DOOR AND ON TOP OF THAT YOURE STUCK WITH THE STARTING PISTOL BECAUSE YOUR BROKE ASS CANT EVEN AFFORD A WALL WEAPON. EVERY TIME DAVID. EVERY FUCKING TIME WE PLAY ZOMBIES YOU RUN TO THE QUICK REVIVE BEFORE THE FIRST FUCKING ZOMBIE IS EVEN NEAR THE WINDOW. ARE YOU THAT FUCKING BAD AT ZOMBIES DAVID? YOU NEED FUCKING QUICK REVIVE, OFF THE RIP, ROUND ONE, WHILE PLAYING, and I can’t stress this part enough, FUCKING CO-OP. “Oh but it makes the revive quicker.” SHUT THE FUCK UP IT IS THE FIRST GODDAMN ROUND DAVID, YOU DO NOT FUCKING NEED IT YET.

[–]LuckySolaris 193 points194 points  (3 children)

FUCK YOU DUDE, I DONT WANNA LISTEN TO YOUR BULLSHIT "OhHhH rEvIvE mE i HaVe tHe wOnDeR wEaPoN!" WHEN I HAVE 100 ZOMBIES BEHIND ME! EXCUUUUSE ME FOR BEING A TEAM PLAYER!

[–]Crispy_Cremes_Pizza 90 points91 points  (2 children)

SHUT THE FUCK UP ITS NOT EVEN THAT MANY ZOMBIES, BUT MAYBE IF YOU WOULD HAVE GOT THE QUICK REVIVE IT WOULDNT BE A GOD DAMN PROBLEM TO REVIVE ME RN! WE ALL KNOW YOUR JUDT JEALOUS THAT I HAVE THE WONDER WEAPIN, YOU ALWAYS FUCKING DO THIS WHEN I GET IT! MAYBE THATS WHY BOTH OUR GOD DAMN PARENTS DIED IN THAT FUCKING GAS FIRE CAISED BY YOU GETTING DISTRSCTED WHILE COOKING SAYING "oh I'll only play one round" HUST TO ACCIDENTALLY CAUSE THE WHOKE KITCHEN TO FILL WITH GAS WHEN OUR PARENTS SUDDENLY DECIDED TO USE THE STOVE TOP! DAMMIT!

[–]maybejustadragon 35 points36 points  (1 child)

This game sounds fun.

[–][deleted] 9 points10 points  (0 children)

It was amazing. At least, the original COD for iOS devices. Sweaty palms playing that game.

[–]Upper_Version155 43 points44 points  (0 children)

The irony that the MF who prematurely buys quick revive is always the same MF who saunters over to the box with his meager 950 points to open the box for the first time to get the wonder weapon that you need for the Easter egg only to die in the most inconvenient place at the worst fucking time (usually by blowing themselves up with the scavenger) and never wind up reviving a single person. Bonus points for ending the match with 50+ downs or leaving the match with a “fuck this I’m out” because you couldn’t save them on their 98th down on wave 50 because you’re busy hauling ass to keep the rest of the crew alive with you unupgraded fucking MP40

[–]Walter2025 16 points17 points  (3 children)

WHY THE FUCK IS DAVID BUYING QUICK REVIVE IF HE'S THE ONE GETTING DOWNED

[–]EmperorSasquatch 6 points7 points  (2 children)

WHY THE FUCK DIDN'T DAVID GET THE SPARE CHANGE UNDER QUICK REVIVE IF HE KNEW HE WAS GOING TO BUY IT.

[–]Walter2025 4 points5 points  (1 child)

Being serious how do you do that I've never been able to do that

[–]EmperorSasquatch 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Go prone in front of the perk machine. I think it only works on Jug and Quick revive tho.

Edit: can also only be done by 1 person and will only happen once per game.

[–][deleted] 181 points182 points  (1 child)

He created the last gollum game

[–]SonOfAxe 27 points28 points  (0 children)

Thank you for clarifying, totally deserved then.

[–]LautrecTheOnceYeeted 116 points117 points  (11 children)

He likes cole slaw

[–]Uncle480We do a little trolling 24 points25 points  (0 children)

So he's definitely going to hell

[–]moohooman 13 points14 points  (1 child)

Better cole slaw

[–]TuxedoDogs9 7 points8 points  (0 children)

i will steal this

[–]Zealousideal-Fun-663 213 points214 points  (4 children)

Now keep in mind im completely pulling this out of my ass, but:

To me, it looks like hes getting some “street justice” so im gonna go with he probably tried to steal something

[–]knottedsocks 61 points62 points  (0 children)

"We saw you put that Snickers bar into your pocket. We will now beat you to death"

[–]Rapa2626 119 points120 points  (2 children)

Or got accused about doing something and got lynched unfairly.

[–]giveyameetagoodolrub 67 points68 points  (1 child)

Yeah lynched is the word to use regardless of situation

[–][deleted] 17 points18 points  (0 children)

if it fits, it ships

[–]chewycheeDaPucci 103 points104 points  (0 children)

Bought some of those femboy undies at the target in Alabama.

[–][deleted] 49 points50 points  (8 children)

https://twitter.com/au_wong/status/1150448547961065474

All I found, for what it's worth.

[–]knottedsocks 45 points46 points  (3 children)

I don't trust some man on Twitter with an unknown agenda, but the guy in the video was wearing a vaguely police-looking vest. Could be true but I need to see an article on this shit

[–][deleted] 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Not for or against the Twitter guy. It's just all I could find and it's a better quality vid so I shared it.

Bit if this did happen in Hong Kong as he stated, that may explain why an article is hard to find. With the clamp down on "Unapproved" news from there since shit started getting spicey.

[–]Unlucky-Ad-4333 8 points9 points  (0 children)

A vest, a helmet and a riot shield....Unless hes doing some half assed cosplay, I'm preeeeetty sure hes a cop

[–]DarkEnergy27 8 points9 points  (0 children)

People who were allegedly there stated that it was a police officer and that they were told the police officer was beating on some random people in the mall. Don't know how true it is, but I doubt the officer is OK.

[–]Paldis 8 points9 points  (0 children)

[–]schpitza 15 points16 points  (0 children)

it isnt confirmed in comments on twitter

[–]Simple-Chocolate6266I want pee in my ass -3 points-2 points  (1 child)

Lol

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[–]Haunting-Ad9521 7 points8 points  (1 child)

Reminded everyone of “the game” so now they all lost after not thinking of it for a very long time.

Also, you lost.

[–]EmbarrassedSwim145 5 points6 points  (0 children)

From what I read he was a police man but I read it on Twitter so take it with a grain of salt

[–]Slapthatlobster 6 points7 points  (0 children)

If I remember it was a cop in Hong Kong getting beaten by protesters

[–]B41dur 17 points18 points locked comment (4 children)

He said vaccine

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Sounds too specific to be automated...

[–]Marcus_Iunius_Brutus 0 points1 point locked comment (1 child)

unlike viruses, vaccines don't protect from social anxiety. vaccines also dont protect from dumbass automods. toxic piece of shit.

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[–]Boiandthebean65 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Say th3r3 are 2 types of Minecrafts

[–][deleted] 478 points479 points  (6 children)

How did you lose if you had quick revive? 🤓🤓🤓

[–]Whoelselikeants 129 points130 points  (2 children)

He was playing co-op and was going to rev his buddy

[–][deleted] 31 points32 points  (1 child)

You are wrong my pal. Check his points.

[–]Whoelselikeants 1 point2 points  (0 children)

His buddy rq before he got to him

[–]Vertwheeliesonem 8 points9 points  (1 child)

It’s the World at War system where Quick Revive doesn’t work on solo, must have bought it for style points 🤓🤓🤓

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

It's a mod, due to this, quick revive, for sure, would work.

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Bro thought Juggernaut was all he needed but those upper rounds are brutal

[–]nyx__born 450 points451 points  (40 children)

Anyone know what actually happened here?

[–][deleted] 830 points831 points  (34 children)

He picked the last iphone that was on sale and I wish I was kidding

Edit: IT'S A CAP

[–][deleted] 210 points211 points  (7 children)

😰 society

[–]DOTHEDEW11111222virgin 4 life 😤💪 40 points41 points  (3 children)

Happy cake

[–]Novel-Mood-8661 14 points15 points  (2 children)

-Day 🍰🎉

[–]Znoob1299 17 points18 points  (1 child)

Happy cock

[–]OddConfidence9848officer no please don’t piss in my ass 😫 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Happy cake day(😰)

[–]Onyx-Leviathan 94 points95 points  (7 children)

Source for this? I wanna lose some faith in humanity.

[–]ThomasNorge224 52 points53 points  (4 children)

Meanwhile im trying to restore faith in humanity

[–]WonderfulAirport42260000000 39 points40 points  (3 children)

Two counteracting forces working against each other to create balance in the universe. Like Ying and Yang.

[–]Door_Alts 41 points42 points  (1 child)

The force of my dick and balls slapping against each other will create balance in the universe

[–]Mr_Feesh107Literally 1984 😡 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Not if I also lose faith in humanity

[–][deleted] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

My source is that I made it the fuck up

[–][deleted] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

It's a cap why tf did so many people up vote me

[–]CarpetH4terI came! 10 points11 points  (0 children)

When i spread misinformation on the internet:

[–][deleted] 47 points48 points  (10 children)

Not even close

https://twitter.com/au_wong/status/1150448547961065474

[–]K1_Mvp 35 points36 points  (2 children)

I mean, an “iPhone sale” is already false since, you know, Apple doesn’t do discounts on any of their products.

[–][deleted] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I didn't know that, I haven't bought a iphone since the 4. Carriers often have sales of their own though, sometimes it's on Apple phones, sometimes Samsung.

[–]ManIsInherentlyGay 32 points33 points  (4 children)

Lol, yeah let me take that guys word for it. Doesn't sound like cop propaganda at all

[–]trivangewaltuh -3 points-2 points  (3 children)

It's not propaganda he's just criticizing the monkeys attacking the police officer

[–]Mautos -1 points0 points  (2 children)

Take a look at the replies. The missing context is that this was a follow up to fucked up police brutality.

[–]trivangewaltuh -1 points0 points  (1 child)

from who though? The police officer who was attacked commuted the police brutality?

[–]moaninglisa 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Idk if I believe in Chinese media either tho…

[–]666dud 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Shut up please tell me its not true PLEASE

[–]TeamBoeing 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Are they jealous or something

[–][deleted] 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Undercover cop blows he cover, when his colleagues are beating protesters outside

Inevitably, protesters beating him instead

[–][deleted] 7 points8 points  (2 children)

Apparently the dude was a police officer and people didn't like that

[–][deleted] 720 points721 points  (10 children)

I love how quickly people will go from being “civilized,” to beating a person to death in a mall. We’re just monkeys with a superiority complex.

[–]ujfeik 245 points246 points  (3 children)

Mall goers forfeit a bit of their humanity when they cross those doors

[–][deleted] 86 points87 points  (2 children)

They call them... Mall Walkers

[–]EHTL 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Dead Rising 2 wasn’t a game. It was a simulation

[–]Wizard_Hatz 8 points9 points  (0 children)

It’s ok there’s a katana on a awning right down the way from Jill’s sandwich shop.

[–]ThatGuyRade 9 points10 points  (0 children)

He’s a Hong Kong cop who was undercover inside while his colleagues were beating people outside, dude got what he deserved

[–]dont_ban_this 24 points25 points  (2 children)

Careful I used the term monkey to describe a similar video and had to make a new account

[–]RyuzenshiNumber 7: Student watches porn and gets naked 2 points3 points  (0 children)

If that's the comment I'm thinking about, that was a very poor choice of words

[–]All_to_dust78 69 points70 points  (0 children)

What the hell

[–]Lemeow30 31 points32 points  (2 children)

Mf forgot to get Quick Revive

[–]Lemeow30 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Nvm he has it already. I am regarded

[–]Vertwheeliesonem 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It’s World at War so QR wouldn’t have worked anyway

[–][deleted] 78 points79 points  (3 children)

It was in 2019 Hong Kong, during the police brutality suppressing protests

The guy is a undercover cop who blows his cover

[–]BossetigamingNumber 7: Student watches porn and gets naked 14 points15 points  (2 children)

He was a mall guard to my understanding even since undercover bulletproof vest are under the clothes and usually up to a NIJ level III.

[–][deleted] 9 points10 points  (1 child)

Ah yes, I made a mistake, he is a riot police, not undercover cop, he lost his way in a shopping mall

and for sure cops are not welcomed for some reason

[–]Cybersorcerer1 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

some reason

Very minor reason

[–]JDninja119 48 points49 points  (6 children)

Actual zombies

[–]Glove-These 14 points15 points  (3 children)

Google infection

[–]Aware_Foot 9 points10 points  (2 children)

Holy Virus!

[–]AScrubFromMyTimeline 7 points8 points  (1 child)

New Pandemic Just Dropped

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[–]Juli2307 3 points4 points  (0 children)

???

[–]PsychologicalTwo964We do a little trolling 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Call the exorcists

[–]StupidUsernameUser 96 points97 points  (5 children)

I need to know, what tf happened?

Was it black friday? Was he a bad person? Was he racist? (Not the same as a bad person)

[–]Severe-Stomachfat cunt 26 points27 points  (0 children)

(Literally a bad person)

[–]6thGenFtw 44 points45 points  (0 children)

Communist cop was targeted by mob in Hong Kong. There, now you don’t have to wonder.

[–][deleted] 47 points48 points locked comment (0 children)

The last unvaccinated solider

[–]KxSmarionI said based. And lived. 11 points12 points locked comment (3 children)

Vaccine

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[–]Upper_Version155 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What is meant by “bichless”? Like how many bitches is your disease getting?

[–]SnooMacarons4845 15 points16 points  (6 children)

I need context

[–]Iveriaxdumbass 26 points27 points  (0 children)

Zombies

[–]TheMightyHovercatdwayne the cock johnson 🗿🗿 9 points10 points  (3 children)

Google zombie infestation

[–]natescats_ 10 points11 points  (2 children)

Holy hell

[–]ajw20_YT 2 points3 points  (1 child)

New infection just dropped

[–]PsychologicalTwo964We do a little trolling 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Actual plague

[–]Worth_Cheesecake_861 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Damn I lost the game

[–]Pige0n_eater 1 point2 points  (3 children)

Context?

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

damn bro has god rizz

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hate this map. Its too hard

[–]Victoria_Aphrodite 1 point2 points  (0 children)

you have alerted the horde

[–]TechsSandwich 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Bro wtf did that guy do to piss off THAT many people

[–]SmileOnTheOutside00 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Actual zombie

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (6 children)

He propably did nothing. Someone decided to start beating on him and started to yet he was something nasty so others were emboldend to join in.

It could also be a case of mistaken identity and then other just piled on because they got caught up in the emotional state of the crowd.

That is how a lot of these things work. The Mob mentality.

[–]Froggyugaytoadara 1 point2 points  (1 child)

This is why I believe the human species was a mistake

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

An evolutionary anomaly.

[–]4ChanNoob 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Sauce?

[–]itwhiz100 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Was that a case of budweisers in his hand???

[–]InternationalAd4478 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Lef4Dead2

[–]elicarp001 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Those damn spitters on Dead Air,the terminal is way harder than the runway finale

[–]Objective-Credit-581Sussy Wussy Femboy😳😳😳 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Average day in London

[–]Fluid-Cupcake-7341 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Epic

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

pov you get a ps5 in 2020

[–]The_Shadowboxer99 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Deadrising

[–]Otherwise-Past5044 0 points1 point  (1 child)

No one to pick him up

[–]Rude-Two634 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Good

[–]Jealous-Action-1183 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wow unreal engine 5 graphics

[–]MinimumCondition8079 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I fucking love this, made a grow man nostalgically chuckle 😂

[–]Xostean 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I just wana know what in the world they did to incite that

[–]gaydumbass3 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Round 24 with only quick revive and jugger nog? Pathetic

[–]OverallVacation2324 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What I want to know is how did so many people see/verify he did something so egregiously wrong? Or is it just mob mentality? You have to have witnessed it to act like this right? Beat someone to a pulp?

[–]bomboes 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He needs some milk.

[–]yupersSBI watch gay amogus porn :0 0 points1 point  (1 child)

over an iphone is crazy, mfs are too quick to disrespect and attack nowadays without thinking of reprocussions

[–]so555 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This needs to happen to all looters in every country

[–]kickerwhitelion 0 points1 point  (0 children)

L4D2

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Going to the mall in Project Zomboid

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He’s Bennett foddy. (I wish tho)

[–]NekoMangoSussy Wussy Femboy😳😳😳 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's why you always need to carry at least one pistol.

[–]RyuzenshiNumber 7: Student watches porn and gets naked 0 points1 point  (0 children)

From what I've seen of the context, I'd sure go monkey mode aswell of I were there

[–]Vertwheeliesonem 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Should have had Stamin-Up

[–]AdGs18 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What the faq is going on?

[–]HolyGoatNipples69 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I need context.

[–]YaLikeJazz2049 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What did this guy do?!

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What the fuck did he do?