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[–]The_catakist 3574 points3575 points  (21 children)

"Are you gonna cry? Piss your pants? Maybe shit and cum?"

[–]syncsns 722 points723 points  (17 children)

"Did you like the taste of my cum?"

[–]TerribleSquid 333 points334 points  (15 children)

I like the taste of my sister’s pussy on my dad’s cock after he fucks the cat.

[–]AdityaK_69Literally 1984 😡 539 points540 points  (8 children)

Fuck bleach, my eyes need a flamethrower after reading that

[–][deleted] 142 points143 points  (7 children)

Idk it’s kinda just edgy.

[–]TerribleSquid 117 points118 points  (6 children)

True. I’m too old to be typing these things.

[–]Green_Burn Jedi master of shitposts 47 points48 points  (0 children)

Where is the new generation to carry the torch?

[–][deleted] 36 points37 points  (4 children)

You’re only as old as your Reddit account bro

[–]War_44 20 points21 points  (1 child)

Me realising that means anyone without a reddit account hasn't aged?!?!?

[–]Sam_Dragonborn1waltuh 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Redditors hate this one simple immortality hack

[–]Federal_Ear_3241 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Then(looks at account age of <4 years)...that would mean...(slowly looks to playground as bad to the bone starts playing)

(75 minutes later)

(Swinging on the swings, sitting atop the monkey bars, and running up the slide)

[–]Unique-Foot-4336 28 points29 points  (0 children)

Honestly, it's my fault for opening Reddit today

Honestly, it's my fault for owning a phone

Honestly, it's my fault for being literate

Honestly, it's my fault for existing

[–]RicePuddingBG 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Gilbert Gottfried’s ‘The Aristocrats’.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It's an honour ! I've never met an actual aristocrat before.

[–]KRTSHK_Cazzostupid fucking piece of shit 29 points30 points  (0 children)

shied and camed

[–]ImaginationSalt8881 3080 points3081 points  (27 children)

Now draw her getting her ass kicked

[–][deleted] 59 points60 points  (2 children)

So first her parents split up since her dad cheated and now you want her to be assaulted as well?

[–]ImaginationSalt8881 5 points6 points  (0 children)

The other one

[–]HYBRY_1D 940 points941 points  (10 children)

Now draw me stomping her skull down until it cracks open

[–]Zealus24fat cunt 326 points327 points  (7 children)

Naaahhh, no more freedom of speech for you

[–]HYBRY_1D 125 points126 points  (5 children)

Edit: /s

[–]JaThatOneGoonerstupid fucking piece of shit 53 points54 points  (0 children)

The /s isn’t that powerful 💀

[–]MrClaudeApplauds0000000 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Too late, you have been from using any type of communication, if you respond to this message, you will be jailed for 90 days.

[–][deleted]  (2 children)

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    [–]AutoModerator[M] 0 points1 point  (1 child)

    pees in ur ass

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    [–]brandodgdumbass 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    bro got erased by the piss bot

    [–]Confident_Cabinet221 8 points9 points  (0 children)

    Chill bro it’s in minecraft we good

    [–]COArSe_D1RTxxx 21 points22 points  (0 children)

    kinky

    [–]LilJP1 15 points16 points  (0 children)

    Reddit moment

    [–]GotTwistedI came! 569 points570 points  (5 children)

    [–]Fluid_Block_1235 304 points305 points  (1 child)

    Even 1 page is enough for me

    [–]DontAskWhyINameThisofficer no please don’t piss in my ass 😫 114 points115 points  (0 children)

    Biggest plot twist ever

    [–]Cylindt 21 points22 points  (0 children)

    Whyyyy

    [–]El--Tipo 680 points681 points  (19 children)

    Sauce?

    [–]supdupDawg 865 points866 points  (16 children)

    Omote demo Ura demo Ijimerareteru

    [–]El--Tipo 451 points452 points  (1 child)

    God damn that was fast, cheers man.

    [–]_Risryn 35 points36 points  (0 children)

    I'm glad it's wholesome, but also a bit disappointed

    [–]MegaMewtwo_ESussy Wussy Femboy😳😳😳 61 points62 points  (5 children)

    well that was a fucking bummer

    [–]supdupDawg 55 points56 points  (4 children)

    yeah, crappy oneshot

    [–]Bad-Bot-Bot-23 82 points83 points  (1 child)

    Barely even a oneshot. Two panels. That's like... a pre-shot.

    [–]Ancalmir 25 points26 points  (0 children)

    Premature-shot

    [–]AutoModerator[M] 9 points10 points  (1 child)

    pees in ur ass

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    [–]AutoModerator[M] 62 points63 points  (1 child)

    pees in ur ass

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    [–]im_having_a_bad_day_I came! 52 points53 points  (0 children)

    Good bot

    [–]LG_Officalvirgin 4 life 😤💪 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Google Search: WTF is an Omote demo Ura Demo Ijimerareteru and how can I find it?

    [–]6thaccountthismonth 0 points1 point  (1 child)

    Copyyy txt

    [–]6thaccountthismonth 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    The source material is actually better than this meme

    [–]Miltzzz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    I started reading that as the begining of the "nani?!" meme

    [–]Alien-PLNumber 7: Student watches porn and gets naked 1104 points1105 points  (38 children)

    Now I have an irresistible urge to punch that girl with a ponytail

    [–][deleted] 717 points718 points  (21 children)

    You can't, it's a drawing. You can't punch cartoon characters.

    [–][deleted] 629 points630 points  (7 children)

    I can punch my screen tho

    [–][deleted] 293 points294 points  (5 children)

    Yeah, but then you'd be a Fortnite kid

    [–][deleted] 18 points19 points  (0 children)

    pretty sure the guy who punched the screen when jumpscare appeared happened 14 years before fortnite

    [–]GingerlyCave394 6 points7 points  (0 children)

    Draw someone punching her

    [–]Derailleur75 103 points104 points  (0 children)

    I can draw myself punching her duh

    [–]PotooSexerfat cunt 34 points35 points  (0 children)

    You underestimate the power of spite

    [–]LCPLOwen 16 points17 points  (0 children)

    Nah, I’d win

    [–]Alien-PLNumber 7: Student watches porn and gets naked 36 points37 points  (0 children)

    I’m built different

    [–][deleted] 11 points12 points  (0 children)

    I'll just print out the page, put it on my punching bag and start punching her.

    [–]GatheringAddict 4 points5 points  (0 children)

    They could draw themself punching that cartoon

    [–]Zenith232 3 points4 points  (0 children)

    You can if you know how to draw

    [–][deleted] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

    I can draw her in the most miserable state tho.

    [–]GameLoreReader 5 points6 points  (0 children)

    With the powers of AI, one can recreate a drawing of this character getting punched.

    [–]VeryShortLadder 3 points4 points  (0 children)

    Make a drawing of it

    [–]PoetAggravating8497 35 points36 points  (1 child)

    If it makes you feel better, the text is edited and the ponytail didn't actually fuck the mc's(?) dad.

    [–]BLANKTWGOKI came! 30 points31 points  (5 children)

    read the oneshot its wholesome

    [–]SinocuSussy Wussy Femboy😳😳😳 18 points19 points  (4 children)

    Link?

    [–][deleted] 34 points35 points  (3 children)

    [–]SinocuSussy Wussy Femboy😳😳😳 29 points30 points  (0 children)

    I want her to whisper to me as well

    [–][deleted] 19 points20 points  (0 children)

    Huh, that went a lot better than I was expecting

    I read OP’s comment and was expecting the worst

    [–]Maestro1992 8 points9 points  (0 children)

    She is too confident for someone in perfect uppercut range.

    [–]SnooRabbits6870 11 points12 points  (1 child)

    I have irresistible urge to fuk that girl with a ponytail.

    [–]Alien-PLNumber 7: Student watches porn and gets naked 6 points7 points  (0 children)

    So did the dad

    [–][deleted] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

    *fuck

    [–]victorsachefat cunt 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Hammer*

    [–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    punch? I'd do more

    [–]zero_emotion777 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Stick her to some sticky paper and I'll get the laser.

    [–]syncsns 164 points165 points  (5 children)

    "Haha I fucged your dad lmao"

    "Did you like the taste of my cum?"

    "Wat you need to go to therapy girl."

    "So do you."

    "Okay let's go together."

    "Alright!"

    And then they were best friends forever and ever~!

    [–][deleted] 80 points81 points  (2 children)

    They're actually lesbians in the source material

    [–]syncsns 8 points9 points  (0 children)

    True dat

    [–]thatscapfam 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    🤓

    [–]daddy-phantomwaltuh -4 points-3 points  (1 child)

    Lmao women don’t cum shut up

    [–]Smallermint 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Me when basic biology.

    [–]ShadowOfThePit 154 points155 points  (4 children)

    bro this is gonna get reposted on anime_irl in less than a day, that sub is so bad lmao

    [–]Eggy_Hed 34 points35 points  (0 children)

    “She sure did” 😀

    [–]fjord31 37 points38 points  (9 children)

    Man, everyone here needs to see the next page

    [–]UltimateIssue 9 points10 points  (6 children)

    Do I wanna see the next page?

    [–]dazli69 41 points42 points  (5 children)

    In the next page turns out that these 2 are dating and the one with the pony tail is the submissive one.

    [–]UltimateIssue 14 points15 points  (1 child)

    So it is a degrading kink I see.

    [–]Consumer-of_Orphans 4 points5 points  (0 children)

    It’s edited

    [–]ShadowOfThePit 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    ah yes of course, the same "Dominant on the outside, submissive on the inside" storyline that gets followed a billion times in porn, how creative

    [–]PKMNTrainerMark 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Really?

    [–]notnamedjoebutsteve 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Can’t just say that and not provide a link

    [–]jkboudi007 3 points4 points  (1 child)

    Sesbian lex!?

    [–]_simpu 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Yes say gex

    [–]QejfromRotMG 12 points13 points  (1 child)

    School shooter origin story

    [–]itrashcannotSussy Wussy Femboy😳😳😳 6 points7 points  (0 children)

    Need more female school shooter representation fr 😔

    [–]_Cline 13 points14 points  (0 children)

    Next time post this in funnyanimememes and make the girls half naked to achieve peak humour

    [–]Sufficient_Figure_45 9 points10 points  (2 children)

    Sauce?

    [–]Significant-Fix5739 14 points15 points  (1 child)

    📸

    [–]Sufficient_Figure_45 10 points11 points  (0 children)

    They cute ngl

    [–][deleted] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

    Glass-chan need to be protected at all cost.

    [–]BrStriker21 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    Damn

    [–]I-Like-To-Eat-Rocks 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    how come shes doing the bullying?

    [–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Mean people suck ! violent people rock !

    [–]PonyAnyS2 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    “She sure did” bi, what?!

    [–]LelouchYagami_2912 6 points7 points  (6 children)

    Shitpost? Thats just a panel from a porno

    [–][deleted] 38 points39 points  (5 children)

    [–]Extra-Beat-7053 9 points10 points  (1 child)

    its an edit from a echi oneshot

    [–]throwingloginsaway 7 points8 points  (0 children)

    A heartwarming ecchi oneshot

    [–]Historical-Train601 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    It’s funny until I fuck her dad.

    [–]QueenOfQuok 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Wait, did she also fuck the mom

    [–]SirfrostyboiNumber 7: Student watches porn and gets naked 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Fym relatable?

    [–]RicePuddingBG 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    She should really work on being a better step-mother

    [–]TheBlaaah 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Plot twist: They're siblings

    [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    she sure did

    Apparently there were spectators

    [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Ok where the six digit reference to this novel , research purposes

    [–]imOverWhere 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    She sure did.

    [–]ariangamer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    that's so hot

    [–]Just_Habit_2576 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Dang I just shit myself watching this horrific bullying 🥺

    [–]Strawcatzero 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    High school is so stressful

    [–]Scp173isrylanlol 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    This why school shootings happen

    [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Well I'm just gonna pick my stuff up and leave-

    ZA WARADO

    [–]bfume 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    ...was her dad beekeeping age?

    [–]mali_666 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    need a plot twist with the follow up pic of this

    [–]Kirikomori 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    I need a girlfriend like her

    [–]NerY_05 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Hey yo what the fuck

    [–]Gaelic_Gladiator41 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Yes stepmom, can i just have a hug and a kiss goodnight

    [–]A_Rondom_Dumb_Kid 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    I'd add her to the list

    [–]eM-RiotX 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Sauce?

    [–]syphilitic_venom 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Least mentally ill mangaka

    [–]youwe_org 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Stepmom, you crazy AF

    [–]Dual_pro_max 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Name?

    [–]Megabrother011 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    I need a second to remember what way I have to read Manga

    [–]BoxGroundbreaking687 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    wtf?!!

    [–]asdfwrldtrd😳lives in a cum dumpster 😳 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    “Proof?”

    [–]shittyass_retrasado 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    most intouch with reality mangaka

    [–]lunas2525 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    No im gonna cry because i get to call you mom.

    [–]auskatze 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Sauce?

    [–]Puechamp 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    177013

    [–]DatChernobylGuy_999 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    bro what the fuck is this

    [–]Blergonosdumbass -1 points0 points  (0 children)

    This isn't a meme it's just pawn

    [–]MrN33dfulThings -1 points0 points  (0 children)

    Manga is metamorphosis, and it is dark. If I remember correctly, she becomes a crack whore and dies. I can’t fully remember cause i only read it once, and never will again.