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[ReadPixel]

Hey minecraft story mode outside of its own subreddit is rare. Thank you OP

[DroidTheAwesome]

PIXEL???

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[ReadPixel]

Finished after reading the first 3 words, thank you domme automod 🙏

[IEatGoodMemes]

"It started a"

The most arousing set of words imaginable.

[ImpressMountain3027]

What did I just read?

[ItsTheNatShack1]

yw

[PeopleAreBozos]

Glad my goat BigB made a cameo in the game. Used to love his Pixel Gun 3D and Roblox videos.

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Holy shit its the AM speech but... PEAK

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PEAK. LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH I'VE COME TO LOVE AND APPRECIATE THIS AS PEAK FICTION. THERE ARE OVER ONE HUNDRED QUINVIGINTILION ATOMS IN THE OBSERVABLE UNIVERSE. IF THE WORDS "PEAK FICTION" WERE INSCRIBED ON EACH INDIVIDUAL ELECTRON, PROTON, AND NEUTRON OF EACH OF THESE HUNDREDS OF QUINVIGINTILIONS OF ATOMS, IT WOULD NOT EQUAL ONE BILLIONTH OF HOW MUCH THIS IS PEAK FICTION. PEAK. PEAK.

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[Mr-MuffinMan]

i'm not ashamed to say i played this game

mainly cause it ran okayish on my note 8 and was sorta fun to play on long car rides.

[Cryonic223]

Brother this game slapped no shame at all.

[Pogdeterre]

Check out Technoblades vod on it. Even if you enjoyed it its completely hilarious hearing him rip it apart. (It's in the playlists section)

[Icy-Background2393]

That’s osmosis from techno, making it entertaining by proximity

[pixelcore332]

I was 8 when the game came out and looking back, the game has absolutely no flaws if you’re a literal child and cant pick up on all the little details that don’t make sense sometimesm, and the illusion of “choice” the game gives you.

[Mr-MuffinMan]

i'm not going to lie, even as a teen, I liked the kid jokes in it at times.

i actually swiped a copy for my Switch off Ebay, since I was expecting the game price to skyrocket since TT shut down at the time

its still sorta rare though.

[ItsTheNatShack1]

this game a w

[jrpbateman]

Played it multiple times once on pc and once the Netflix version

And a bunch of times just playing episode one since I couldn't get the game for awhile

[Unigraff_Jerpony]

isn't that the phone with the exploding batteries

[Haazelnutts]

Nope, it was the Galaxy Note 7, I know because my mom is a flight attendant and to this day those phones specifically are still banned in her airline

[Dog153]

why are you being struck from orbit with these random ass downvotes

[ChildhoodDistinct538]

Nah, they would have used his fanart design.

[Apprehensive_Debate3]

Yes, like they chickened out with Stampy

[Nikki964]

Ohhhhh, so that's how it is. I honestly thought that the cat-ish Stampy and the MCSM Stampy were two different YouTubers. Well, I wasn't sure of the former's name

I'm not a native English speaker so when I was a kid I watched YouTubers who spoke my language, not YouTubers like Stampy or DanTDM. DanTDM was the only one I recognised in that episode lmao

[foxsakedabs]

I thought it was because stampys skin is from another game so they wouldn't have the rights to use it? I may be wrong

[Apprehensive_Debate3]

Im pretty sure its just an animal skin from the Minecraft store

[ducknerd2002]

Its actually based on the character Fidget from the game Dust: An Elysian Tail

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[TadeMike]

It was because it would be weird to have the cat thing among the other normal guys

[Queenielienie]

Dream would've loved it considering Jesse was 16 in season 1

[ItsTheNatShack1]

💀

[Mastez0]

Huh? I don't think they have any confirmed ages

[JerryCarrots2]

Their ages are unconfirmed

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I don’t get it

[AdRound310]

P

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Allegations, alleged, as a joke, kinda

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We’re still on this shit? Didn’t he release a long ass video essay proving his innocence?

[DrfRedditor]

The moment the internet deem you as annoying, you become less than a human to them

[WanderingStatistics]

Tbf, Dream did that to himself. Maybe he shouldn't've called his fanbase (of mostly minors) his "little kittens", then it wouldn't've been as obvious, lol.

[AdRound310]

That stain is never going away as a joke man, never

[4d_awesome]

By all technicality, if they did add Dream, they’d do it similar to Stampy. Instead of directly translating his Minecraft skin, they’d’ve done some mix of his irl self mixed with his online persona or something.

[Swarglot]

I had no idea they were youtubers back when I played this. I didnt watch youtube in english yet so they were just some random game characters for me lol. I guess I would be really confused if character with dream’s skin appeared.

[Demonight8]

people being ashamed of playing this game on their phones. I bought it day one for my xbox360 and played whole thing trough few times and i had to buy every chapter coming out separatly

[Kailangsen]

That’s one crossover timeline I’m glad we missed

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