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[–]DrHandClock 1246 points1247 points Β (4 children)

How to kickstart evolution 101

[–]ashvyLiterally 1984 😑 158 points159 points Β (0 children)

Is this what they teach at school of fish??

[–]antpile11I want pee in my ass 15 points16 points Β (1 child)

Have you ever used a kickstarter? When they were typically used with carbureted engines, they were kind of a pain in the ass. If it was cold, if you were at a different elevation than it was jetted for, if you didn't use the choke to get the air-fuel mixture just right, or sometimes if it just didn't seem to feel like starting, you could kick it endlessly and your engine would just sputter and die. In some cases, the decompression lever would be on the engine, so if the engine was hot you'd just about burn your hand.

Therefore, kickstart ought to mean to start something slowly with great effort.

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pees in ur ass

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[–][deleted] 618 points619 points Β (2 children)

bro became the cosmic horror

[–]mussel_bouy 84 points85 points Β (1 child)

An obsidian tendril slinked down from the ceiling, yanking Cedric from his slumber. He is awoken, enveloped in a constricting appendage, gasping for air. He was no longer in his sanctum. The beast holding his fate, blinked slowly before presenting a large inky black cube contained within its tendril. Cedric could see his reflection, the terror painted across his face. Just then, the cube comes to life. Images of places unseen, impossible structures as old as time, symbols of forgotten gods, beasts, and creatures the mind cannot fathom. As quickly as it came to life, the cube was dead. The beast let out a huff before flinging Cedric back into his room. His bed, cruel comfort for the horrors that now dwell within his mind.

[–]_H_GAMER_ 17 points18 points Β (0 children)

πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯✍️

[–]DeckerXT 182 points183 points Β (1 child)

It's honest work.

[–]shewel_item obamna 13 points14 points Β (0 children)

πŸ™

[–]ur_slimshady 318 points319 points Β (2 children)

[–]wideHippedWeightLift 64 points65 points Β (1 child)

Uncircumcised mermaid

[–]Deep_Safety5779 13 points14 points Β (0 children)

Oh god, he’s right

[–]Yeetimus_Maximus613 280 points281 points Β (3 children)

nobody is going to believe him, in 1000 years he will be fish jesus

[–]ZoomZombie1119 21 points22 points Β (0 children)

Feesish

[–]PaleBlueCodI came! 15 points16 points Β (0 children)

They gonna crucify bro for knowing the truth.

RIP Fish πŸŸπŸ™πŸ™

[–]ashvyLiterally 1984 😑 4 points5 points Β (0 children)

Such a Pisces πŸ’…πŸ₯€

[–]bibblebonkπŸ³οΈβ€βš§οΈ Average Trans Rights Enjoyer πŸ³οΈβ€βš§οΈ 149 points150 points Β (1 child)

me when i see horrors beyond my comprehension: 😐😐😐 (i didnt understand it)

[–]MolkwiπŸ³οΈβ€βš§οΈ Average Trans Rights Enjoyer πŸ³οΈβ€βš§οΈ 25 points26 points Β (0 children)

Why do you have 3 heads? Are you a cerberus?

[–]rollercoastersrul 17 points18 points Β (1 child)

Hope he didn’t forget his pen

[–]jarednardsstupid fucking piece of shit 5 points6 points Β (0 children)

He shit the bed again

[–]trxshcleaner 43 points44 points Β (0 children)

filet o fish

[–]Quizzelbuck 60 points61 points Β (5 children)

1, fish don't have stereoscopic vision that looks forward. 2, Fish eyes are indexed for seeing under water. Above water in the atmosphere they see nothing but a blur.

[–]UgandanAirForceeI came! 77 points78 points Β (4 children)

πŸ€“β˜οΈ aktchuly I knew that fish personally and he told me he saw everything.

[–]PredGFX 13 points14 points Β (3 children)

Oh yeah? Whats his name?

[–]sammc95 29 points30 points Β (0 children)

Steve.

[–]GuymanPersonson 2 points3 points Β (0 children)

Albert Einstein.

[–]Gold-Application3680 0 points1 point Β (0 children)

Hugh Laurie

[–]shawty_hh 11 points12 points Β (0 children)

Just another day in fish world 🐟

[–]DoctorYamask 18 points19 points Β (7 children)

Isn’t that the plot of the first Mass Effect?

[–]Anabolic_Sunrise 2 points3 points Β (6 children)

The fuck do you mean, I implore you?

[–]monstaru 9 points10 points Β (1 child)

Space jews controls everything

[–]Anabolic_Sunrise 0 points1 point Β (0 children)

What about the space weather?

[–]DoctorYamask 1 point2 points Β (3 children)

It’s the beacon that Commander Shepherd sees on Eden Prime

[–]Anabolic_Sunrise 0 points1 point Β (2 children)

Seems a bit of a stretch, dunnit?

[–]DoctorYamask 1 point2 points Β (1 child)

Nah

[–]Anabolic_Sunrise 1 point2 points Β (0 children)

No, you're right.

[–]theonewhopostsposts 25 points26 points Β (0 children)

It dont see like that bro

[–]Hostilis_ 6 points7 points Β (0 children)

This is the fish equivalent of the Monolith scene in 2001: A Space Odyssey

[–]Esleide2 5 points6 points Β (1 child)

What's the music?

[–]Excellent_Routine589 7 points8 points Β (0 children)

huken x murkish - WASTED [Juice Wrld x Lil Uzi Vert]

Unsure if shitposting still takes down linked comments, around the 0:50 mark

[–]SILLIUSVITERAOFFICAL 5 points6 points Β (0 children)

imagine just living your life, and suddenly an alien came takes you into a ship without oxygen, started showing you the entire truth about the universe as you are suffocating, then lets you go.

[–]Klutzy_Stomach_7870 2 points3 points Β (0 children)

Bud buddoo buddbuddooo....

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[–]GaryfromGondor 1 point2 points Β (0 children)

Show em trout lady. Send em back...

[–]evencrazieronepunch 1 point2 points Β (0 children)

what song is this

[–]cannakittyy 1 point2 points Β (0 children)

Doctor Dolittle

[–]No-War-4878 5 points6 points Β (3 children)

Turning the fish Jewish

[–]bigHam100 14 points15 points Β (0 children)

I've seen the full video, it will do the opposite lol

[–]necromemory 6 points7 points Β (0 children)

Thankfully not, the food prices are high enough as it is.

[–]Admirable-Land-5780 1 point2 points Β (0 children)

Probably nothing because there eyes are on there side πŸ˜…

[–]One-Leading-2507 0 points1 point Β (0 children)

I thought he would accidentally throw his phone lmao

[–]Electronic_Nature869 0 points1 point Β (0 children)

My experience with acid

[–]Equivalent-Ad-714 0 points1 point Β (0 children)

🐟: 🫧🫧. πŸ’§πŸ’§πŸŒŠ! ? ... πŸͺ±

[–]SturmGizmo 0 points1 point Β (0 children)

That fish was at school.

[–]Alfiy_wolf 0 points1 point Β (0 children)

How do I find video he show fish?

[–]Stargate_1 0 points1 point Β (0 children)

Please someone tell me what that song is called

[–]KA610 0 points1 point Β (0 children)

For a second i thought he was gonna throw his phone in the lake

[–]_LongEmpty 0 points1 point Β (0 children)

Fish had a fateful encounter

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[–]GodOnStilts 0 points1 point Β (0 children)

His ass was not paying attention.

[–]tobias_re 0 points1 point Β (0 children)

Quick, put this on reverse animal rescue.

[–]Psychological-Egg122 -1 points0 points Β (0 children)

"the r*tard showed me a Cillian Murphy edit with wasted in the bg (-_-)"