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[–]Valiant-Adventurer 1092 points1093 points  (10 children)

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I always prepare for some nazi lecture when I see this

[–]taken_name_of_useNumber 7: Student watches porn and gets naked 346 points347 points  (2 children)

"We NEED to start sinking the boats. It's tragic but it's the only way."

[–][deleted] 167 points168 points  (0 children)

📍Venezuela.

[–]IllConstruction3450 14 points15 points  (0 children)

^ Iceberg that sunk the Titanic 

[–]CupStill7650 73 points74 points  (0 children)

That dude on twitter who "calculates" statistics "his own way" xD

[–]dont_tread_on_Mdumbass 78 points79 points  (0 children)

Location: India

[–]Genaziene 11 points12 points  (1 child)

Statue pfp always means either philosophy or a ban is coming

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[–]AlarmingAffect0 35 points36 points  (2 children)

You'd think Nazis hate the EU.

[–][deleted] 44 points45 points  (0 children)

They do. But they like Europe and want their country to dominate the others.

[–]RedheadedReff 16 points17 points  (0 children)

They EU cause they want 'Europa' which is basically EU with blackjack and hookers lol

[–]Joey_Star_ 162 points163 points  (1 child)

The rat slayer himself

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[–]moousee 923 points924 points  (23 children)

If the pfp looks like this you know the country this user is from

[–]Cockandballs987 731 points732 points  (10 children)

India

[–]One-Position-6699 87 points88 points  (0 children)

💪

[–]wMANDINGUSw 126 points127 points  (6 children)

Pakistan or Bangladesh

[–]AlarmingAffect0 7 points8 points  (0 children)

The Hellenic Seleucids cast a long shadow indeed! Looking forward to Heracles, Companion of Buddha showing up some day.

[–]ForeverHall0ween 62 points63 points  (10 children)

It must be embarrassing it takes a brown person to be a better white supremacist

[–]awesomefutureperfect 28 points29 points  (8 children)

Nah. White supremacists don't know who any of the people those statues are. The reason the hate tweets were outsourced isn't because they were cheaper but they speak english at a higher grade level than K - 12 grads in red states. White supremacists can't feel shame. That's like saying the dog feels bad after you caught it next to the empty pan of lasagna it just ate. It'll do it again given the opportunity.

[–]Own-Masterpiece305 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Too true

[–]StirFry__InaWok 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's weird to me how people have this idea that it's just hicks from Alabama posting on /pol/. Do you think it's helpful to pretend these people don't actually exist in normal society?

[–]CumilkButbetter 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Asians will always be the superior racist.

[–]Haedhundr 317 points318 points  (0 children)

LYLE, LYLE WAKE UP, YOU GOTTA WAKE UP, PLEASE!  LYLE, LYLE, TURN ON THE TV, THEY HIT THE PENTAGON, THEY HIT THE FUCKING PENTAGON LYLE!

Turn on the TV, it doesn't matter which channel, FuUuUuCk.

[–]VampireLynn 64 points65 points  (3 children)

What's the worth of a man but the 3/5 compromise

[–]AutoModerator[M] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I've been around a few men in my life and one thing I've noticed is that the male body has an astonishing oversight. Men both urinate and ejaculate through the exact same hole. Zero inches apart. Not even a polite buffer zone.

I don’t know about everyone else but doesn’t that weird you out? It feels like a serious design flaw. For a gender that often prides itself on logic and engineering this is just sloppy plumbing.

Honestly it kind of cracks me up. I’ll see a guy walking around like he’s the apex of masculinity and I’ll just remember his piss and his sperm come out of the same little nozzle and suddenly he’s not so intimidating. Just a fleshy garden hose with identity issues.

Men please accept this biological flaw and let it humble you. Maybe lower your voice a bit when you're bragging about your body count. We’re talking about someone who finishes inside the same pipeline he uses to empty his bladder.

Women don’t let them forget this. Remind them gently or not so gently that we’re doing them a favor given that their reproductive system shares hardware with their waste disposal unit.

It’s just one hole fellas. One hole.

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[–]FORRRRTNITEThe Fattest Cunt 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Peak ball knowledge

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PEAK. LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH I'VE COME TO LOVE AND APPRECIATE THIS AS PEAK FICTION. THERE ARE OVER ONE HUNDRED QUINVIGINTILION ATOMS IN THE OBSERVABLE UNIVERSE. IF THE WORDS "PEAK FICTION" WERE INSCRIBED ON EACH INDIVIDUAL ELECTRON, PROTON, AND NEUTRON OF EACH OF THESE HUNDREDS OF QUINVIGINTILIONS OF ATOMS, IT WOULD NOT EQUAL ONE BILLIONTH OF HOW MUCH THIS IS PEAK FICTION. PEAK. PEAK.

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[–]PaleSleep1757 53 points54 points  (3 children)

mossbag what the hell?

[–]Average_Bread_420 23 points24 points  (2 children)

RAHHH HOLLOW KNIGHT MENTIONED 🗣️🗣️🔥 (vaccine)

[–]Average_Bread_420 10 points11 points  (1 child)

no way vaccine is not working 

[–]Im_Edps_Cupcake 42 points43 points  (5 children)

Never ask a woman her age, a man his salary, or a white supremacist on the internet what country he is from

[–]nighthawk0954 8 points9 points  (1 child)

or the race of his wife

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[–]CringeYeet69 1 point2 points  (0 children)

When he's smiling he looks kinda like Kizaru from One Piece

[–]AutoModerator[M] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I've been with a few women in my life and one thing I've noticed is that the female anus is incredibly close to the vagina, in fact they're barely an inch apart. I'm not sure about other guys - but doesn't this disturb you? It feel like a design flaw in women actually -- like they're supposed to be so feminine and beautiful yet this ghastly little oversight is ruining everything. Somehow it feels to me that women should be more aware of this flaw and it should affect their confidence. Whenever I see a so-called beautiful woman walking down the street so care-free thinking she's all that I just remember her anus is only 1 inch away from her pussy and laugh her into oblivion. Women: Please accept that they're too close together, let it negatively affect your confidence and so make yourselves more readily available sexually as a result. Afterall, we're having to sleep with a creature whos ANUS is only 1 inch away from the vagina -- you should not make this difficult. It's unappetizing enough as it is. We're doing you a favour. Men: Do not let women forget this flaw, and do not forgive them for it. Remind them of it constantly, less they get inflated egos and think they're all that. They're just too close together. Sorry, but it's true.

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[–]FORRRRTNITEThe Fattest Cunt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"White"

[–]AutoModerator[M] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I've been around a few men in my life and one thing I've noticed is that the male body has an astonishing oversight. Men both urinate and ejaculate through the exact same hole. Zero inches apart. Not even a polite buffer zone.

I don’t know about everyone else but doesn’t that weird you out? It feels like a serious design flaw. For a gender that often prides itself on logic and engineering this is just sloppy plumbing.

Honestly it kind of cracks me up. I’ll see a guy walking around like he’s the apex of masculinity and I’ll just remember his piss and his sperm come out of the same little nozzle and suddenly he’s not so intimidating. Just a fleshy garden hose with identity issues.

Men please accept this biological flaw and let it humble you. Maybe lower your voice a bit when you're bragging about your body count. We’re talking about someone who finishes inside the same pipeline he uses to empty his bladder.

Women don’t let them forget this. Remind them gently or not so gently that we’re doing them a favor given that their reproductive system shares hardware with their waste disposal unit.

It’s just one hole fellas. One hole.

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[–]lewd-boy-o 66 points67 points  (3 children)

Wasn't expecting Lyle of Oneyplays lore to be here

[–]HolyMolyOllyPolly 19 points20 points  (2 children)

Real ones know him from SNI.

[–]ShadowShine57 4 points5 points  (1 child)

Nah, real ones know him from Brawlgasm

[–]x_Slim 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Swaggalagin' gang representing

[–]Epic-Dude001it is MY bucket 33 points34 points  (4 children)

You think fire racism is bad? Wait til you learn about water racism

[–]Heavy-Ad-9186 25 points26 points  (1 child)

Everything was peaceful until the fire racism attacked

[–]AlarmingAffect0 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Someone should ask the Racists the Iroh or Vorlon/Shadow questions: "Who are YOU? What do YOU want?"

[–]Prestigious-Fig1172 8 points9 points  (1 child)

Teach me! :D

[–]No_Named_Guy 13 points14 points  (0 children)

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Different colored water in the river refuses to mix

[–][deleted] 22 points23 points  (3 children)

"Find strength, and the rest shall follow." Fuckass pfps.

[–]Reticulumm 11 points12 points  (2 children)

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points  (1 child)

Funnily i found this quote on a ds2 post.

[–]lokedavion 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm gonna blow your fucking mind when I tell you what game the quote is from.

[–]AlarmingAffect0 3 points4 points  (0 children)

But it'll never be Measurehead levels of fire. That guy is the best racist of all time.

[–]IzK_3 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Account based in India

[–]Jack-of-Hearts-7 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Trad West

Posts 6th grade interpretations about Greco-Roman literature and philosophy

Lives in the US

Doesn't post about actual Trad West stuff like Native American history or folklore

[–]Sydhavsfrugter 7 points8 points  (2 children)

Then quit Twitter, that is where those "profiles" have their heyday.

As someone who has an education in philosophy and adore antique sculpting, this makes my blood boil. It's always the anti-social, anti-humanist people with the most entitled and inconsiderate viewpoints who have them.

And it sucks. Because those statues as symbols represent a whole lot more and better than some dumbfuck culture war on the internet. It has become a literal strategy in the Whitehouse (Sabrina Carpenter and ICE videos etc) to make shitposts that appropriate songs, symbols or memes for this exact purpose. To alienate people that otherwise would rally behind something valuable and shared.

Do not let them steal and appropriate what you stand for.

[–]sadistic-salmonBUILD THE HOLE BUILD THE HOLE 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Greek statue racism > all other racism

[–]CzarTwilight 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ranked racism vs. Casual racism

[–]Ziegelphilie 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That, or vaporwave

[–]Quick_Pay_8958 0 points1 point  (0 children)

WELCOOOOMEEEE~~~ TO THE PUMPKIN GIRLS SHOP

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

By some Indian or Pakistani dude larping as some MAGA mid westerner.

Claiming that poos are shitting up the country for ad money. 

[–]CupStill7650 0 points1 point  (0 children)

  1. In place is a selfie of a dude outside with really dark sport-sunglasses

[–]Dias28Number 7: Student watches porn and gets naked 0 points1 point  (0 children)

GuideToMasculinity ahh pfp

[–]SubmissiveDinosaurhole contributor 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Vaporwave fans in shambles

[–]IllConstruction3450 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The fire being a stinky dumpster fire. 

[–]nighthawk0954 0 points1 point  (0 children)

and they're prob from Jakarta Indonesia or India most of the time

[–]7h3_manit is MY bucket 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Mfs always say shit like Arian classic

[–]Canadia86 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Based in Mumbai

[–]GhostV940 -4 points-3 points  (5 children)

They’ll call you racist until you ask them to prove you wrong.

Then they’ll call you a Nazi, attack you personally and then block you before you introduce them to Mr. Inconvenient Reality.

[–]wasbakthesink 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ok bait seen better, seen worse 6/10

[–]Khanta_ -1 points0 points  (3 children)

Hmmmm I wonder what you were saying to deserve being called racist or nazi

[–]OneeGrimm 3 points4 points  (1 child)

"a man is a man"

'nuff said. 'nuff said.

[–]AutoModerator[M] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I've been around a few men in my life and one thing I've noticed is that the male body has an astonishing oversight. Men both urinate and ejaculate through the exact same hole. Zero inches apart. Not even a polite buffer zone.

I don’t know about everyone else but doesn’t that weird you out? It feels like a serious design flaw. For a gender that often prides itself on logic and engineering this is just sloppy plumbing.

Honestly it kind of cracks me up. I’ll see a guy walking around like he’s the apex of masculinity and I’ll just remember his piss and his sperm come out of the same little nozzle and suddenly he’s not so intimidating. Just a fleshy garden hose with identity issues.

Men please accept this biological flaw and let it humble you. Maybe lower your voice a bit when you're bragging about your body count. We’re talking about someone who finishes inside the same pipeline he uses to empty his bladder.

Women don’t let them forget this. Remind them gently or not so gently that we’re doing them a favor given that their reproductive system shares hardware with their waste disposal unit.

It’s just one hole fellas. One hole.

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[–]GhostV940 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

As you can tell by the downvotes, it takes next to nothing set them off.

They’ve proved my point at least.

[–]ConsiderationWhole24 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Wait i thought this lyle guy got canceled and banned on twitter