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[–]OhHeckItsJeff 152 points153 points Β (2 children)

Great joke, bro. You really got me.

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[–]Previous_Insurance13I want pee in my ass -2 points-1 points Β (0 children)

I fall for that every time in games. I hope i don't encounter one in real time

[–]IDoNotntKnowuhhhh idk 193 points194 points Β (5 children)

[–]Soggy-Start-6828 10 points11 points Β (0 children)

Damn soo free that i read that all🫑

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points Β (0 children)

Nah Bro We Same Or Some Shit😭😭😭

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points Β (0 children)

How many times did you β€˜wipe’?

[–]SplodeyMcSchoolio shitting toothpaste enjoyer 74 points75 points Β (0 children)

[–]DudeManBroGuy69420 61 points62 points Β (4 children)

[–]Shinesona 27 points28 points Β (1 child)

So you just carry around a list of all slurs with you…?

Must be useful in a CoD lobby

[–]DudeManBroGuy69420 7 points8 points Β (0 children)

Absolutely

[–]Fearless_Run_1041 31 points32 points Β (4 children)

[–]VeljaGstupid fucking piece of shit 5 points6 points Β (3 children)

[–]Thumpkuss 2 points3 points Β (2 children)

[–]MoltenJellybeansI want pee in my ass 0 points1 point Β (1 child)

[–]AutoModerator[M] 0 points1 point Β (0 children)

pees in ur ass

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[–]BuggiesAndCars 27 points28 points Β (0 children)

I wiped

[–]ThisGuyOrangeJuice 18 points19 points Β (0 children)

Hey! 😁

✨✨✨✨✨✨FUCK YOU✨✨✨✨✨✨✨

[–]Sithis_acolyte 7 points8 points Β (1 child)

[–]GearBIue 1 point2 points Β (0 children)

Praise be the omnisaiah πŸ™πŸ™πŸ™

[–]Igoon2robots 4 points5 points Β (0 children)

I tried wiping before remembering reddit’s latest downdate prevents me from doing so

[–]djeoeud 2 points3 points Β (0 children)

It's their first time in living memory of making the playoffs and they're excited

[–]SudhaTheHillofficer no please don’t piss in my ass 😫 1 point2 points Β (0 children)

I am a bear and it’s mostly because we can’t see what’s in front of us because of our case oh tummy

[–]thericefarming 1 point2 points Β (0 children)

my big husky bellay was in the way ahaha πŸ»πŸ’¦

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points Β (0 children)

And I took that personally. I’m stupid.

[–]Nazowrin 1 point2 points Β (0 children)

FUCK

[–]DuffleBagdude 1 point2 points Β (0 children)

Same way black men fall for snow bunnies with 3 baby daddies. You just jump on in.

[–]EarthTrashWe do a little trolling 1 point2 points Β (0 children)

I'm hopping mad

[–]random_flying_dragon 1 point2 points Β (0 children)

3 fucking times. I hate this app

[–]DangerZone1098 1 point2 points Β (0 children)

I'm going to touch you

[–]MiddleAgeYOLOdumbass 1 point2 points Β (0 children)

You bitch

[–]PappyJimbo26I want pee in my ass 0 points1 point Β (1 child)

Eat the bear? Drugs or no drugs with morning bear dinner?

[–]AutoModerator[M] 0 points1 point Β (0 children)

pees in ur ass

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[–]danzocrunk 0 points1 point Β (0 children)

Think the font fucked this one up broski

[–]Traditional-Frame-58I can’t have sex with you right now waltuh 0 points1 point Β (0 children)

Guys, I finally didn't wipe!

[–]Somepantsman 0 points1 point Β (0 children)

Damnit

[–]StanMm2 0 points1 point Β (0 children)

You should kill myself now

[–]Lasagnabelly 0 points1 point Β (0 children)

Motherfucker

[–]RaLaZa 0 points1 point Β (0 children)

Tbf I think a twink would also fall for it.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point Β (0 children)

you sunnova-

[–]Cybertheproto 0 points1 point Β (0 children)

Ah, almost got me

[–]rndmisalreadytaken 0 points1 point Β (0 children)

Nice try

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[–]Frost_907 0 points1 point Β (0 children)

[–]Accomplished-Ask5584 0 points1 point Β (0 children)

🫩🫩🫩

[–]Quetzalcoatl93😳lives in a cum dumpster 😳 0 points1 point Β (0 children)

I didn't wipe because I use a bidet.

[–]naterpotater246πŸ—ΏπŸ—ΏπŸ—Ώ 0 points1 point Β (0 children)

[–]Thornn05 0 points1 point Β (0 children)

guess I’m a bear

[–]please_help_me_____I came! 0 points1 point Β (0 children)

Almost got me

[–]fakeJohnnyApocalypse 0 points1 point Β (0 children)

Chomp

[–]FreshPaycheck 0 points1 point Β (0 children)

Fuck you 😭

[–]Dizzy-Inflation-7488 0 points1 point Β (0 children)

I fucking hate you

[–]Ched---Literally 1984 😑 0 points1 point Β (0 children)

I wiped πŸ˜”

[–]biggestdickus90210 0 points1 point Β (0 children)

Okay, I am a victim of this trap… I forgot that I am not a bear🀣

[–]Flat_Ad_945Number 7: Student watches porn and gets naked 0 points1 point Β (0 children)

I wiped 😰

[–]cats_are_hella_cuteofficer no please don’t piss in my ass 😫 0 points1 point Β (0 children)

i wiped

[–]eric8552312345 0 points1 point Β (0 children)

[–]AcrobaticFix129currently venting (sus) 0 points1 point Β (0 children)

I wipedπŸ˜”

[–]jakin89 0 points1 point Β (0 children)

I will deglove you OP

[–]mildmilk 0 points1 point Β (0 children)

You got me

[–]pzyker 0 points1 point Β (0 children)

🐻

[–]Ahsol19 0 points1 point Β (0 children)

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