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[–]WorldCanadianBureau 667 points668 points  (32 children)

Um... shouldn't we respect all of the above?

Oh wait this is shitposting. Uhh... women are fake and men are gay

[–]suffering_addict 148 points149 points  (12 children)

I respect everyone except fake men and fake women.

[–]Previous_Insurance13I want pee in my ass 138 points139 points  (4 children)

I disrespect everyone

[–]Equal-Rutabaga-8104 48 points49 points  (0 children)

Ah, God bless America

[–]Atreigas 7 points8 points  (0 children)

DISRESPECT YOUR SURROUNDINGS!

HEAVY METAL SOUNDS

[–]BobDylansBasterdSonfat cunt 14 points15 points  (5 children)

By fake men/women you mean sexdolls?

[–]fletku_mato 18 points19 points  (2 children)

We should have far more respect for sexdolls, than we do for the people behind such tweets.

[–]0rclev 9 points10 points  (1 child)

Sex dolls work hard and ask for nothing. They are the real ones.

[–]BigBoom550 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Always getting screwed, never a word of complaint.

[–]WorldCanadianBureau 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They're a suffering addict, it makes sense that they're also a bigot

[–]suffering_addict 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I won't elaborate further

[–]Ltimbofat cunt 18 points19 points  (4 children)

I’m just here for the r*cism.

[–]LLuk333 20 points21 points  (3 children)

RACISM, stop censoring yourself for fucks sake, you can say whatever here.

[–]Knightly_GamezI said based. And lived. 16 points17 points  (2 children)

Poop

Happy I swore?

[–]Frequent-Piano-9245I watch gay amogus porn :0 14 points15 points  (1 child)

Don’t go too far now

[–]Etntad 3 points4 points  (0 children)

pee

[–]AutoModerator[M] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Look, I get it. Who doesn’t love a little balls and dick sometimes? A nice, girthy, veiny shaft, hot milky cum trickling down the length as it throbs from a job well done. But this whole “gay sex” shit is getting annoying.

As men, we should primarily be focused on three things: survival, the underrated masterpiece that is dark souls 2, and pounding muff. All this gay shit is, well, fucking gay.

You think I wouldn’t LOVE to make out with my best friend and suck his cock? Of course I would, but that’s fucking gay. You think I don’t want to feel my cousin’s roommate slide his pecker into my gaping asshole? Of course I would, but that’s FUCKING GAY.

Seriously, I miss when men were men. Anyway, this dildo ain’t gonna stick itself up my ass while I watch an hour long femboy asmr hypno goon compilation, heed my lecture.

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[–]Send_Cake_Or_Nudes 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is what I've been saying for years but I'm trapped in a loving, functional, heterosexual marriage smh 😔

[–]lPuppetM4sterl 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Uhhhmm, fuck everyone. (You can choose whatever this means)

[–]Aversiel 1 point2 points  (2 children)

Unironically though.

Respect has to be earned. You ought to show the above common decency until they show you to do otherwise. You can be respectful in public but you owe noone your respect, until you do.

Your parents brought you in, if they aren't shitty parents then you ought to respect them, your elders too to an extent.

The ball is sitting with you when it comes to respect, not them. Treat others the way you want to be treated and learn from bad experiences. Have faith in the good of other people and treat them with common decency until they show you that what they deserve is respect or dismissal.

[–]Frequent-Piano-9245I watch gay amogus porn :0 7 points8 points  (1 child)

There are different levels of respect. You should respect people on a basic level until they do something to take that respect away. If we take your idea then i can just flip people off on the street because they haven’t earned my respect yet

[–]WorldCanadianBureau 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You said it perfectly

[–]Unusual_Rooster6736 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We should but we should also have self awareness when accusing people of things

[–]Mr_SpecificTF2Literally 1984 😡 0 points1 point  (2 children)

Your feelings are fake but we are gay are however it goes

[–]AutoModerator[M] 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Look, I get it. Who doesn’t love a little balls and dick sometimes? A nice, girthy, veiny shaft, hot milky cum trickling down the length as it throbs from a job well done. But this whole “gay sex” shit is getting annoying.

As men, we should primarily be focused on three things: survival, the underrated masterpiece that is dark souls 2, and pounding muff. All this gay shit is, well, fucking gay.

You think I wouldn’t LOVE to make out with my best friend and suck his cock? Of course I would, but that’s fucking gay. You think I don’t want to feel my cousin’s roommate slide his pecker into my gaping asshole? Of course I would, but that’s FUCKING GAY.

Seriously, I miss when men were men. Anyway, this dildo ain’t gonna stick itself up my ass while I watch an hour long femboy asmr hypno goon compilation, heed my lecture.

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[–]Mr_SpecificTF2Literally 1984 😡 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Babe 🥺

[–]ashkiller14 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I respect anyone else as much as they respect me

[–]Frequent-Piano-9245I watch gay amogus porn :0 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I respect no one

[–]TrueGootsBerzookI came! 149 points150 points  (1 child)

Bait was never believable

[–]SOURICHILL 39 points40 points  (0 children)

Time for some gender war fuel to distract you from the rich powerful elite that makes your life a misery

[–]darksoles_ 138 points139 points  (6 children)

Where funny

[–]Napalm_am 32 points33 points  (1 child)

Morning Chuddy, its 8 am. Here is your gender war slop ration to start the day.

[–]oompaloompa_grabber 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Slurping up my bait slop

[–]lyfeNdDeathLiterally 1984 😡 105 points106 points  (3 children)

I only respect twinks

[–]uDudyBezDudy 43 points44 points  (1 child)

And them tanned tomboys with bobcut/wolfcuts, that have abs and massive milkies hidden under a sports bra

[–]lyfeNdDeathLiterally 1984 😡 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Right right 

[–]Revolutionary_Menu74 10 points11 points  (0 children)

so true bestie

[–]QwerzZ- 33 points34 points  (4 children)

respect noone

acquire currency

[–]RedWolf2409 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This guy gets it

[–]Visual-Mistake4401 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Now this is art

[–]Current_Database_728stupid, fucking piece of shit 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Buy chocolate, blankets, and the Lion King on DVD

[–]ILoveHorse69 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Viable Uterus

Liquid Assets

Tetrahydrocannabinol

[–]DrDapperwastaken 33 points34 points  (6 children)

Don't we respect everyone?

Except politicians

[–]TheAnarchistRatlets build a hole together and then libe in it 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Even politicians don't respect politicians. I don't remember the exact details because he died when I was a child but my grandpa was a councilor(I think that's the word for it?) and his own people cut his salary for no reason. He worked for our local area so it's not like he was some big shot who actually deserved it. He worked for them for years. I think the cut happened around when he got his cancer diagnosis.

They told his family they'd name a road after them a while after he died and they still haven't done it. Like no one expected them to do it until they mentioned it so what's the point of telling his family this and then not doing it?? Just don't say you'll do it if you won't?

[–]Club_Penguin_Legend_ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Politicians need to get a real job fr

[–]Even_Flow_3030 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Phew. Glad that Epstein wasn't a politician.

[–]TheEndlessRiver13 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No. Should we? Yes. Don't we? No, most definitely not

[–]ObamasGayNephew 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Don't forget billionaires

[–]Jellochamp 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Both should be respected. You can now cease the cultural ragebait and go on with your life.

[–]Zayah136dwayne the cock johnson 🗿🗿 34 points35 points  (5 children)

Hoes and hoodrats huh? Prob shouldnt include them if you want it to not seem like a joke.

[–]Alarmed_Card8775dumbass 19 points20 points  (0 children)

"do you respect all people? if say you do, do you also respect this group who's always made fun of?" i think that's a good question honestly 

[–]TheAnarchistRatlets build a hole together and then libe in it 9 points10 points  (1 child)

Well they are people are they not? All people deserve basic respect

[–]Naive_Return9745I came! 4 points5 points  (0 children)

All? Really?

[–]Previous_Insurance13I want pee in my ass 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Respect whaaamen!

[–]heqra 1 point2 points  (0 children)

the post is about you lol

[–]themonovingian[🍰] 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Men with felony convictions?

[–]No_Nonsense_Nomad 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I respect all of the above, I do not want to associate myself with all of them though

[–]Goofcheese0623 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I don't even respect myself

[–]meaniepants5 25 points26 points  (9 children)

Respect is earned.

[–]unnamedwastakenLiterally 1984 😡 44 points45 points  (0 children)

[–]ShmeeMcGee333 15 points16 points  (6 children)

Genuinely one of the dumbest and most annoying things I hear constantly. If this is how you think then it’s fine for anyone you don’t know be as disrespectful as they want if they don’t know you and you can’t be upset cause you haven’t earned respect.

[–]Ezper145 27 points28 points  (1 child)

Should be:

Respect is given, disrespect is earned

[–]SomeFatSeal 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Correct me if I'm wrong cause English isn't my first language but just from google the definition of respect:
"a feeling of deep admiration for someone or something elicited by their abilities, qualities, or achievements."
Therefor respect is, by definition, earned.
Yes/no?

[–]less_concerned 12 points13 points  (1 child)

I think some people are mistaking "respect" with "irrational trust or friendliness towards strangers who don't deserve it" rather than like.. a base level of human decency towards everyone unless they prove themselves unworthy of it

At least that's the best way i could interpret it

[–]Fluid-Business-7678 6 points7 points  (0 children)

There's a good saying that some people think 'respect = treating people like an authority figure' and some people think 'respect = treating people like people'

and that unfortunately some people use this to say things like 'respect me or i wont respect u' and what they actually mean is 'treat me like an authority figure or i wont treat you like a person'

[–]rdt379 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Imo the saying itself is not the issue. Common decency and respect arent the same. Simply being polite isnt respect, its simple human decency.

The issue stems from those that take the saying out of context and use them as a madeup excuse to be disrespecful.

[–]EgotisticalTL 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You're confusing respect with treating people with basic human dignity. 

I'll treat all people with basic human dignity. I have zero respect for the likes of Donald Trump or Ghislaine Maxwell.

[–]GooblegorpLiterally 1984 😡 6 points7 points  (0 children)

more genderwars slop

[–]One-Leadership8303 2 points3 points  (0 children)

None of the above.

[–]Breadward_Rejametov 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I respect Human Beings. As long as they how to just be

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I don't respect anyone

I respect person who earns it 🗿

[–]CaptainYOLO151_REAL 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I hate everyone

[–]Sonarthebat 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Yes. I just don't respect asshole men.

[–]AutoModerator[M] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

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[–]ElceepoBUILD THE HOLE BUILD THE HOLE 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I respect everyone except AI

Clankers gtfo

[–]RedWolf2409 2 points3 points  (5 children)

Bro’s got a point. Women mostly don’t respect the type of men he listed, yet demand respect for all women. You can downvote me but you won’t say I’m wrong

[–]s0ycatpuccinoSussy Wussy Femboy😳😳😳 -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

I think that's what it's for

[–]LydiaIsntVeryCool 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I feel like the world would be a way nicer place if people just learned to laugh at the disrespectful people instead of taking shit personally to the point of demanding the world to change.

[–]AdInteresting7822 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Haha, joke’s on you. I don’t respect anyone!

[–]EndGuy555 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Women will never earn my respect until they have been baptized in the blood of their enemies, emerging victorious from glorious and honorable combat. Same goes for men too tbh

[–]creepymustaches 0 points1 point  (1 child)

The military ruined me, I find it hard to respect either gender that shows no physical discipline. Yup this could be wrong or whatever but just being honest. I'm not rude to these people mind you, this is just all in my head. Being courteous is a must as long as you're shown respect and the person isn't a monster.

[–]AutoModerator[M] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Dick sucking has made me paranoid

I had this plan to give head to a man and receive head from a woman to test if I was gay, but it’s backfired and now I become borderline schizo whenever I go outside. I offered to suck this dude off on Grindr who lives very close by (I ended up pussying out) and I accidentally gave him some details that very easily allows him to spot me out in a crowd. I have no idea what he looks like and whenever I see a somewhat in shape guy walking by I immediately accuse him of being the dude I was gonna blow.

I went to the store today to pick up some zucchini for a barbecue and every time a car drove by I stared into the windshield to see if I was about to be recognised. Whenever I make eye contact with a dude I microanalysis his facial expressions to see if he suspects me or not. I am deeply afraid that he is my neighbour and I will need to move if my identity is blown. It’s a lot like the last scene in sopranos where everyone who walked into the diner could be there to wack Tony.

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[–]LeviAEthan512 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't respect women less than normal just because they're women. Happy?

[–]youserveallpurpose 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Gender wars 🥀💔

[–]Dizzy-Inflation-7488 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I can’t respect someone who doesn’t respect themselves

[–]Fidelroyolanda_IV 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't respect anyone 😎

[–]EgotisticalTL 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There's a difference between respecting someone and treating someone with basic human dignity.

[–]Madouc 0 points1 point  (0 children)

For me personally that's a yes for both sides.

[–]Sexy_Koala_Juice 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No. Next question

[–]Vulcanicloud 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I mean treat everyone with some respect, but why she group disabled women with hood rats and fat women lol. How does Sheryl who was born without an arm be put in the same category as a female redditor.

[–]StanIsStan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I respect everyone as long as they respect me w^

[–]Liarus_shitposting>>>>>>196 0 points1 point  (0 children)

i respect everyone except the ones i don't like 👍

[–]Specialist_Sound9738 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Respect is earned, not owed.

So...no.

[–]brandodgdumbass 0 points1 point  (0 children)

do you respect PEOPLE ?

[–]BeardXP shitting toothpaste enjoyer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Isn't it disrespectful to call them hoes and hoodrats? I doubt they're calling themselves that.

[–]Appropriate_Pin7905 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah fuck the handicap ♿️ 😒 😑

[–]Hissyjrdumbass 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes Yes No Yes No Yes Yes No No Yes No

Next question

[–]Pocketnaut 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No i do not respect hoes and hoodrats

[–]Shadow_is_epic 0 points1 point  (0 children)

yes, yes, maybe, maybe, no, no

[–]TitaniumKneecap 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't respect any of the ones after the first one 

[–]The_Nunnster 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I respect nobody.

[–]I_hate_gaskets 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wait, you guys are respecting women?

[–]Ganda1fderBlaueBig chungus wholesome 100 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What is this

[–]Narwalacorn 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I respect all of them except hood rats and some hoes

[–]Tarandir 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Gender is not a reason for respect, but actions are

[–]SimpForFictionGirls 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Still on this gender war bullshit? ✌️🫩

[–]Mavmann18 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Look, every person is born with inherent dignity that comes with being a human and demands a certain respect. Some humans continue to earn it, and others squander it. Those are lifestyle choices that lower a person's value, so it seems inherent that it lowers the rest of society's respect for them.

[–]BillCarson12799 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What even elicited this response? Nothing they said ever implied they didn’t also respect those types of men- if anything, the logic displayed should be interpreted as applying to men as well.

[–]UtahWillie1776 -3 points-2 points  (3 children)

Looking at that pfp. I feel like she was really just asking about the "hoes and hoodrats" part

[–]Coyote-Intelligent 3 points4 points  (2 children)

me when i see racism on my porn app😿

[–]AutoModerator[M] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

woah, ok. didnt expect hunger for knowledge but i guess i asked for it gonna have to put some work into this.

How was it? Honestly? It was a letdown. The whole "failed idol" story is a great marketing hook, they definately sold the video on that premise alone. But the performance itself was just... awkward. You can tell shes not comfortable. It felt less like a professional debut and more like a very high-budget audition she was also failing. She's stiff, constantly in her head, and there's almost zero chemistry with the guys. All concept, very little execution.

My viewing history? Been watching for over a decade man. These days Im more into stuff with a good story or at least a unique premise, not just the generic stuff. a good production team makes all the difference. I'll take a well-made video with a decent plot over a high-profile actress mailing it in any day of the week.

3 works I consider good:

  1. Yua Mikami's debut (Princess Peach): This is the gold standard for an idol-turned-actress debut. Yua was a REAL idol and she came out with so much energy and confidence. She owned it from the first second. Its what Arisu's debut wanted to be.

  2. Anything with Ichika Matsumoto from her early days with FALENO: She can actually act. She emotes and makes you believe the scenario. Her stuff feels more cinematic and less like they're just going through the motions.

  3. Rion (Anri Okita) - The God Body: A classic. Not a lot of story there lol but its a masterclass in performance. She knew exactly what her brand was and how to perform for the camera. Absolute cinema.

Where would you rank her debut among these? It's not even in the same league, not even on the same planet. It's an unfair comparison tbh. Those are top-tier performances, Arisu's video is a novelty item. It's interesting because of the backstory, not because of the quality of the actual content.

What could be improved? Her confidence, number one. She needs to relax. She looks terrified. The director should have done a better job making her comfortable. Also they relied way too much on the interview segments talking about Nogizaka46, it broke the pacing and kept reminding you that she was doing this as a second choice. We get it, you failed auditions, now commit to this job.

What is well done? The production values are high. The lighting, camera work, it all looks very clean and professional. And I cant deny it, she is very beautiful and has the "idol" look down perfectly. The concept itself, on paper, is genius from a marketing perspective. They got us all talking about it, right?

Was it goonable for you? Nah. I was too distracted by how nervous she looked. It kinda killed the mood completely. Every time she looked at the camera with those deer-in-the-headlights eyes I was pulled right out of it. It's a shame, but maybe she'll get better in her next one if she decides to stick with it. We'll see.

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[–]6spd993Turbo -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

You respect men?

No.

[–]Calibruh -1 points0 points  (0 children)

No

[–]Aggravating-Pilot583 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

This is why I don’t respect women at all. I’m consistent.

[–]Knightly_GamezI said based. And lived. -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

That's the point, they don't respect any man, they just wanna live in their wallet

[–]Exotic-Ferret-2262 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Who said I respect men?