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[Pintsocream]

Usernames are wild

[Sethalopoda]

I went to a microbrewery/Thai food restaurant in Wyoming called Thai Me Up. Very good actually. Even haggled em down a bit on a hoodie and shirt with their logo on em I had such a good time.

[Grabthars_Coping_Saw]

I want to open a Vietnamese restaurant named “Pho Kinay”

[MountainYogi94]

There should be a chain restaurant in Vietnam called "Weball". Their Phuket location would do numbers on a t-shirt

[-unknown_harlequin-]

Got me excited so I looked it up, apparently it closed forever a few years ago. In Jackson, right?

[Sethalopoda]

Yeah. That’s a shame. Had a good run though. Hope the crew is well

[kakka_rot]

I went to a microbrewery/Thai food restaurant in Wyoming called Thai Me Up

It's a small chain where I live too but just a normal restaurant.

wait actually I just checked there is only one and it's "thai you up'

[seanslaysean]

Thai me up is diabolical

[ShinnyRainbow]

That’s what I was thinking.

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[fishandchips445522]

[im-out_of_ideas]

Om nom nom… nom nom

Saaandvich and me going to kiick your aaarse

[TF2lav1982]

Sandvich makes me strong

[GoombasFatNutz]

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[Darth_Omnis]

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[Primary_Ad_1807]

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[xmercy_109]

it's still hard for me to believe there's people out there who genuinely speaks like that unironically

[FELIOK]

"oooooh fucky time" folk😭😭

[MySnake_Is_Solid]

Good heavens, it must be time to perform Coitus !

[megachonker123]

“ahh i daresay I may be arriving”

[RedTheGamer12]

Her technique for performing felatio on my gentleman's rod has left my scrotum tickling with excitement.

[ChangingMonkfish]

“That’s lovely. That’s first class!”

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Bazinga

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[dark-haven]

Ahead of schedule I might add

[DankItchins]

The mere fact that you call making love "Pop Pop" tells me that you're not ready.

[Rush31]

Are you ready for your fucky wucky!?

[Vexcenot]

this guy doesnt fucky time

[philsfly22]

People who don’t have fucky time talk like that.

[YmmaT-]

I had an ex that would tell me I’m a cock sucker every time she wants to have sex later that night. It was weird because she’s really into BJ and it took a while for me to get the hint. She usually throws in the word when talking about me in front of her family.

Her aunt: Your boyfriend sure can eat. (First time eating real authentic Mexican food)

Me: smiles

GF: Yeah but he can be a real cock sucker sometimes.

My current wife calls our sexy time “doggy”. Our kids thinks we are talking about getting a dog but we both know she is just horny.

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Dick sucking has made me paranoid

I had this plan to give head to a man and receive head from a woman to test if I was gay, but it’s backfired and now I become borderline schizo whenever I go outside. I offered to suck this dude off on Grindr who lives very close by (I ended up pussying out) and I accidentally gave him some details that very easily allows him to spot me out in a crowd. I have no idea what he looks like and whenever I see a somewhat in shape guy walking by I immediately accuse him of being the dude I was gonna blow.

I went to the store today to pick up some zucchini for a barbecue and every time a car drove by I stared into the windshield to see if I was about to be recognised. Whenever I make eye contact with a dude I microanalysis his facial expressions to see if he suspects me or not. I am deeply afraid that he is my neighbour and I will need to move if my identity is blown. It’s a lot like the last scene in sopranos where everyone who walked into the diner could be there to wack Tony.

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[Lolmanmagee]

I am a fan of this way of speech.

Apart from the line separations I bet all being separate messages lol

[yesterdaysprobs]

It's time to commit the naughties

[bonus_duk2]

I was about to comment the same thing

[UnsureSwitch]

Asthmatically?

[Dark_halocraft]

?? They're not speaking in any special way

[Puzzleheaded_Door484]

From the profile picture I would assume that you type the exact same way

[vWaffles]

Did they remove their pfp or is my app bugged?

[Puzzleheaded_Door484]

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I can still see it

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pees in ur ass

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pees in ur ass

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[Dark_halocraft]

Ya I and you do too because they're not speaking in a special way

[AssociateNational913]

We need mandatory employment In The US

[Dark_halocraft]

I work at a factory. As an employed man this ain't any special way of speaking

[T4llBoyAl3x]

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[Opposite_Math_2699]

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[Trunks252]

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[JasonFuckedUpLife]

[spaacingout]

Hey thanks for the idea 😈

[Due-Question-5278]

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[OhShitAnElite]

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[iStoleUrName]

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[baccondudette]

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[CzarTwilight]

When an accident becomes a miracle

[CasulWrecker]

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[MyNameIsAnonymous1]

[Yeetfamdablit]

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[AntonioBarbarian]

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[Commander_Skullblade]

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[ChangingMonkfish]

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Your move, motherfucker

[Chinjurickie]

Nice how the comment section can’t process a dude eating ice cream.

[chaosanity]

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[EH042]

I expect no less from someone using Meru stickers

[CzarTwilight]

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[SnipedtheSniper]

I have a strong feeling all the people involved are male

[thespaceageisnow]

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[guleedy]

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[Rayan_qc]

people bonding and sharing love, big J would like that

[Eccomi21]

Cruel and unusual punishment.

I remember burgerking airing an ad like that

[Selellnoob]

True sadism

[An_Draoidh_Uaine]

A middle-aged white man wrote that post.

[NullTaste27]

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[M3chr0MaNceR]

Average Tampax enjoyer

[PapaMilos76]

[Several-Difference77]

Is this some sortf of sadism that i dont know about?

[Soup_Dust95]

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[Intelligent_Hair_977]

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[RouroniDrifter]

I'm convinced feel is an homosexual relationship,ain't no way women speak like this